Chapter Twenty-Nine: Friendship Is Digging a Pit for You
After a full meal, I patted with satisfaction, and finally puffed up my stomach, and my heart was still savoring, and I was finally resurrected with full blood, and the feeling of eating was simply beautiful.
It's just that in front of me, the shadows of the two bad scenery are still blocking the sunlight in front of me.
Sent away Uncle Du, these two gate gods, but there was no sign of leaving.
Although we have known each other since childhood, we are not the kind of childhood friends. Between us, there are none, good memories.
Jiang Ming, who always carries me around like a schoolbag, every time we meet, we have an urge to let each other evaporate from the world.
Not to mention Xiaoqian, the black-mouthed female orangutan, every time we meet, I will say, 'When will I die, the burning paper is ready' Fortunately, I am a gentleman and never beat women, otherwise, I don't know how many times I have died.
Just this kind of relationship, come to visit the patient, just say a perfunctory word, let's go, why are you still staying here.
Chu Man saw me with my eyes closed, lying on the bed pretending to be asleep, and a punch landed on my chest and said, "Get up, don't sleep, I'll deploy, battle plan." ”
I coughed violently, reflexively sat up, opened one eye, looked at her and said, "Deployment? What battle plan, what is planned? ”
Chu Man crossed his arms and said with a serious look: "Of course, I plan how to protect you." ”
"Protect me?" Hearing this, he asked in confusion: "Why do you want to protect me." ”
Jiang Ming pressed my shoulder and said, "What happened yesterday, Chu Man has already called us to tell us. ”
"Yesterday?" I couldn't help but chuckle in my heart, I glared at Chu Man, lowered my voice and said, "What did you tell them?" ”
"It's all said." Chu Man's face was innocent.
"You... I really don't know, how to say you, didn't you say it, can't let the third person know, are you, don't you think it's messy enough, and so many people are involved. ”
Chu Man put his hand on his cheek, leaned close to my ear and whispered: "I didn't say anything about the box, I just said about the old man and the man in black, and you didn't say that the killer is still here, if something happens, you alone can deal with it." ”
Looking at her appearance, she was really angry: "What's the point of you doing this?" ”
Chu Man whispered in my ear: "Far water can't quench the thirst of the near, if the killer really appears, I'm afraid it's too late to call the police, the meaning of this is to prevent trouble." ”
"I'm asking you, what's the point of talking in my ear, Jiang Ming is behind me, and Xiaoqian, ah, I'm sorry, beauty, please step back and give me a meter of sunshine, thank you, they can all hear it clearly."
Xiao Qian rolled up her sleeves, and with a Ling Ran expression, my heart rose to my throat, thinking that she was going to beat me, but I heard her say: "Although I usually bully you, but for the relationship between my father, I can't watch you die, and I don't care about it, do you say yes." ”
Hearing her say this, I couldn't help but feel a heat in my heart, this female orangutan actually has a heart, and I know that she usually bullies me.
She continued: "What's more, I haven't dug the pit to bury you, and on such a hot day, your corpse will definitely rot in less than a day, so you are not allowed to die until I dig the pit." ”
can say such depressing words to a patient in the hospital, except for Du Xiaoqian, I am afraid there is no second person in the world, thinking that she has a heart, but it is all an illusion.
Chu Man said: "Everyone is a good friend, and we have long had the consciousness that it is difficult to share the blessings together, so why hide this kind of thing from everyone." ”
I looked up at her and said, "Huh? Where you should omit, don't omit, where you shouldn't omit, omit the whole province. The two of them and I became brothers in life and death. ”
Xiaoqian said: "I promised you since I was a child, one day you die, I will dig a pit, bury you, burn paper, and go to the grave, isn't this a brother of life and death." ”
I replied, "I thank you, beauty, and I wish you happiness alone after marriage." ”
Jiang Ming shrugged me and said, "Hey, it won't be because of the incident last time, you are really angry." ”
Chu Man asked curiously, "What is it?" ”
Jiang Ming said with a bright smile: "It's the second semester of the third year of high school, the friendship game with other schools, hey, we won 3:0 perfectly, and we can have such a result, also because I, the point guard, and you, the small forward, have always been super tacit cooperation." It's a celebration, I thought you liked it. ”
I like your uncle, don't pretend to be innocent, why don't you hang yourself in the basketball hoop. I cursed in my heart.
Chu Man said disapprerovingly: "Oh, that's it, no, this is very much in line with the style of Xiaoting, I love to be in the limelight, and I like to be in the limelight." ”
Jiang Ming frowned, thought about it and said: "What's the reason, I usually have a good relationship with each other, a few times, he came late, in order not to let him be late, I carried him on my back and rushed into the school, when it rained, I was afraid that he would catch a cold, so I gave him my coat, seeing that he was so thin, when eating, I also gave him chicken legs, and when I got out of school, I also rode a bicycle myself and sent him home..."
Listening to him, it seems to be recalling the past of brotherhood, I gritted my teeth and the roots of my teeth are bleeding, you guy, don't pretend to be a kind and innocent good man in front of Chu Man.
To tell you the truth, coward, our relationship is simply incompatible, you hypocrite.
What, you rushed into the school with me behind your back, in order not to let me be late, obviously you grabbed me by the neck and dragged me into the school, I am also a dignified man of 1.80 meters, just because I am not as strong as you, I am humiliated in vain.
Who took my umbrella, like a javelin, played badly.
That chicken leg you gave me fell to the ground and picked it up again, don't think I didn't see it.
And what you ride yourself, it's my bicycle, you, the eldest young master, when, ride a bicycle to school.
My chest is so stuffy, it's just breathless, it seems that in my last life, I was really a heinous person, in this life, not only was I struck by lightning, but there were also two big thunder gods by my side, I couldn't scold and couldn't scold, and I couldn't beat it.
At this time, the door was pushed open, and a middle-aged man in his fifties dressed in a white hexagram walked in.
Just as I was thinking about which doctor this was, Chu Man jumped down from the bed he was sitting on and shouted happily, "Uncle Wang." ”
The middle-aged man looked at Chu Man with a kind smile and said, "Xiao Man, you came so early." ”
Looking at the familiar look when the two were talking, I realized that this was Mr. Dean. I don't know if it's because of his identity, or because he is an elder, I consciously sat upright.
Dean Wang looked at me and said with a smile: "Young man, you are recovering quickly, the spirit of this face is very different from when you came." ”
I smiled a little embarrassedly, presumably there are not many people who are hospitalized because of hunger.
Dean Wang glanced at the four guys lying in the corner, and said to Chu Man with a difficult face: "Xiao Man, the hospital has very strict requirements for health and safety, especially this is the floor of critical patients, although these little guys are very clean, but it is easy to affect other patients, your friend, there is no big problem, so..."
Indeed, some people may worry that pets will carry bacteria on their bodies, which is very bad for the health of patients, and this is a hospital, and pets live here, which is not in accordance with the rules itself, let alone four.
I hurriedly rushed to say, "I'm sorry for the trouble, I'll contact my friends right now and take them to foster care." ”
Dean Wang smiled and said, "Oh, okay, then you can rest." Then he said to Chu Man: "Xiao Man, help me tell your father, I have a few friends on the 23rd, come back from abroad, let him be in the hotel, reserve a few suites for me, recently foreign investment construction, I heard that your hotel is hot, do not book in advance, there are no rooms." ”
Chu Man nodded happily and agreed: "Don't worry, Uncle Wang, it's on me, this little thing will definitely help you convey it." ”
Dean Wang smiled heartily and walked out of the ward.
I looked at Chu Man and said helplessly: "Hey, friend, help me take care of it, these young masters." ”
Chu Man put away his innocent and bright smile before, and said without knowing what he was thinking about in his eyes: "It turns out that you just said that you were fostering them at a friend's house, and you were referring to me?" Oh, it's good to say, I'll call now and call someone to pick them up, but, Chen Xiaoting, the business was not done in vain, when I was asked to take in Xiaoha, you sold all your souls to me, signed a life and death contract, and now let me take in four, what else do you have to sell to me? ”
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