Chapter 41: Humans and Ghosts Are Troubled (15)
Nianxiao really wanted the Emperor of Heaven to die on the spot at this time, with a disgusting smirk on his face, a pit in his head, he kept talking non-stop, and his brain was sick, could it be that their gods all produced this kind of defective product, it must have been created by their parents when they were not careful!
Seeing that no one spoke, the Great Elder, who was standing behind the little prince, spoke again and said, "Sanren Zhenjun, for your question, am I qualified to answer it now as a disciple of the Protoss?" ”
"You have a fart, Ma Yu shut up his mouth for Benjun! Sluts. "The Sanren True Monarch can't directly scold the Heavenly Emperor, but he can scold the Great Elder!
Whoever makes some people naturally love to stand out, no matter what the occasion, as long as he can have the opportunity to speak, he will not shut up and talk endlessly.
The Great Elder was so angry that he couldn't speak, and all the Daoists didn't dare to come forward, if the True Monarch of Sanren made a mistake comparable to the Northern Yin Evil Jade, who would touch that moldy head.
For a while, there was silence in the main hall, and there were some cautious people.
Shui Tingyu turned his head to look at Nianxiao, and asked impatiently: "Inspector Jun Nianxiao, are you guilty!?" ”
Everyone's eyes were once again focused on Nian Xiao because of the words of the water god.
"I know your uncle!" Sanren Zhenjun raised his hand and pointed at the water god, with a disgusting expression, his face was sad, and said, "You father and daughter can have face!" Don't pee and look in the mirror, look at your daughter's ugly appearance, even if the lights are turned off, my apprentice can't get out of her mouth. When you come to the Protoss, you really think you're an immortal? Think everyone is like a merry ghost, and people and animals are not taboo, and they gnaw on both good and bad? Cheap or not! ”
Sanren Zhenjun's delicate face was red with anger, and his fingertips flashed with golden light, ready to go to war at any time.
Nian Xiao pulled the master of the volcanic eruption helplessly, and said in a firm tone: "What is the crime?" What about the evidence? ”
When the words fell, Nian Xiao leaned over and whispered in the ear of Sanren Zhenjun, only to see Sanren Zhenjun look at the god of water and the god of agriculture with a shocked face, ten fingers were blocked in his mouth, and his eyes were wide, as if he knew something terrible.
The Taoist friends pricked up their ears and wanted to find out a thing or two, but they didn't hear anything.
"Haha! Interesting! It's funny. ”
Nianxiao straightened up, ignored everyone's curious eyes, and bowed at the Bodhi Patriarch above, and said respectfully: "Master, Nianxiao has figured out the affairs of the merry ghosts, and when I finish dealing with the things in front of me, I will return to the inspector to resume my life." ”
Bodhi Patriarch: "Okay. ”
As soon as these words came out, the Taoist friends in the hall were stunned, this topic changed too quickly!
Everyone whispered about this matter, after all, the reason why the second master of the inspector is famous is not only because he is handsome, but also because of his high efficiency, and there is no falsehood in the dossier, and the eighteen generations of ancestors can dig it out for you, and the strips are reasonable, and the clarity of his mind is admirable.
The Heavenly Emperor smiled and asked, "Since the Inspector has already found out, why don't you tell me now?" ”
Nian Xiao: "I'm in a bad mood and don't want to talk about it." ”
The Emperor of Heaven smiled embarrassedly and benevolently advised: "The Inspector has always acted impartially, and he shouldn't be so emotional. ”
Nian smiled: "You can do what you want." ”
Sanren Zhenjun handed Nian Xiao a look: Well done, the master has long looked at him unpleasantly, the emperor of heaven, a slut, has been peeking at your master.
“……”
The Emperor of Heaven, who was scolded twice, sank his face and couldn't get over it, and at this time, the Great Elder spoke again: "Miss Shansheng, if the emperor is here today, and the Bodhi Patriarch is here, if you have any grievances, you might as well speak up." ”
As soon as Sanren Zhenjun heard the Great Elder speak, he got up from the chair and picked up the chair to go up to cut the Great Elder, "Oh, why are you everywhere?" Cheap or not! You say you're not cheap! ”
Bodhi: "Scatter, stand down." ”
Sanren Zhenjun dropped the chair aggrievedly and said, "Master, he bullied my apprentice, you can't ignore it!" My poor apprentice, who was thrown to the Tianshan Mountains without a mother since he was a child, tasted all the hardships in the world, risked his death to enter the inspector in order to eat a mouthful, worked diligently for more than 300 years without a day off, never ate a grain of rice from the inspector, back then..."
Nian Xiao's forehead was beating wildly, and he stepped forward with a black face, and directly covered the mouth of Sanren Zhenjun, the master was really blind if he didn't sing.
He pressed the scattered man on the chair, bared a mouthful of small white teeth, and said: "Master, you see that the Great Elder has a transcendent look in the world, and everyone looks like two fools with two hundred and five expressions, I don't know that I think he is a high-ranking monk, and he has seen through the red dust and is ready to die." How can you be a true monarch with that kind of person. ”
Sanren Zhenjun: "Why can't I!" ”
Nian Xiao raised his eyebrows: "The dog bites you, can you bite the dog?" Don't be afraid to get a mouthful! In case there are fleas on the dog's fur, you are eating a mouthful, tsk. ”
Sanren Zhenjun: "......"
Ruthless enough! It is worthy of being my apprentice.
Seeing that the two of them were scolding without dirty words, the Emperor of Heaven coughed lightly and brought the topic back, "Daughter of the Water God, if you don't say anything more, then retreat!" ”
Hearing this, Shansheng raised his eyes, looking like he wanted to say something, and the god of agriculture "Mu Moyan" beside him patted her on the shoulder and encouraged: "Xiaosheng, don't be afraid, Uncle Yan and your father are here, and no one will hurt you." ”
Shansheng shrunk his neck and choked up, "I, I... I don't know why the little second master treated me like that, Yibai is his friend, how can he... ”
Her words were sad, tears were like rain, her thin body was shaky, and her pitiful appearance with her hands on her shoulders made many Taoist friends have a strong desire to protect, the protection of the strong to the weak, and the protection of men to women.
Mu Moyan turned his face distressed, his hands clenched into fists, and said: "First the merry ghost of the inspector, then the second master of the inspector, Xiaosheng is a weak woman, you are such beasts, how can you bear to do it!" ”
Shui Tingyu stood beside him, a touch of anger crossed his eyes, and the trident in his hand flew directly towards Nian Xiao.
Nianxiao stood in place without dodging, without even blinking his eyes, seeing that the trident was about to touch the red-clothed brocade robe, a golden light flashed, and the trident was fixed in mid-air.
He turned his head and said, "Thank you, Master." ”
It was the Bodhi Patriarch who made the move, his expression was warm, and he said calmly: "Water God, this matter has not yet been clarified, don't cause and effect." ”
When the words fell, Patriarch Bodhi's eyes inadvertently swept across the main entrance of the main hall, and his lips pursed lightly.
Emperor of Heaven: "Water God, you are too impulsive. There is a number of faux pases! ”
Shui listened to the rain: "Emperor of Heaven, Xiaosheng suffered, how can I swallow this breath of my father!" ”
Mu Moyan was stunned and said bluntly: "Heavenly Emperor, you can't favor the other party just because he is an inspector. ”
"Saturnalia!" The Emperor of Heaven blew his beard angrily and glared, and scolded loudly: "How can this emperor ever favor the Inspector, what do you mean by this!" ”
Mu Moyan was about to speak, but Shui Tingyu beside him pulled down his sleeve and said for him: "Emperor of Heaven, the god of agriculture means that you can't connive at the presumptuous inspection of the god clan because you are worried about the relationship between the gods and the inspectors, everyone in the Three Realms is equal, the Son of Heaven is guilty of the same crime as the common people, and the Bodhi Patriarch uses the Tao to purify all sentient beings, and he knows this reason." ”
"The god of agriculture and I just want to get justice for Xiaosheng and let her raise her head and be a human being for the rest of her life."
Shui listened to the rain's words, which can be said to be a gun with a stick, and the two above were driven to a height, and they were extremely pitiful.
"You... This.... The Heavenly Emperor looked sideways at Patriarch Bodhi and asked, "Patriarch, how do you think we should deal with this matter?" ”
Bodhi Patriarch: "Look up to the sky, bow to the earth, do not be worthy of people, stop without being worthy of the heart, the Tao is the suffering of thousands of sentient beings, and cause and effect have their own certainty." ”
Shui listened to the rain and saw that the emperor of heaven was speechless, and asked the patriarch: "The water god is dull, and I hope that the ancestor will solve his doubts. In this way, how can the Three Realms be fair, and what is the significance of inspection and supervision? ”
The implication of the water god's words is that at the beginning, you Bodhi Patriarch, the establishment of the inspection and inspection governor was to stabilize the peace of all the tribes in the Three Realms, but! When there is a problem with the inspector himself, how to deal with it? What is the significance of the existence of inspectors?
What a sharp-toothed water god, smiling sideways eyes and Sanren Zhenjun looked at each other, cats scratching rats were quietly moving slowly, and stupid dogs with teeth and claws were destined to be hungry.
"Bang bang bang!" Nianxiao suddenly clapped her hands and applauded, and said: "I didn't expect that the Protoss still has such a clever tongue and eloquent person, tsk, it's a pity that I didn't go to be an inspector." ”
Mu Moyan didn't like Nian Xiao very much, and when he saw that he deliberately accosted Ah Yu, he said: "Ah Yu is not as sharp as the little second master, and we can't afford to be inspected and supervised." ”
Nian Xiao nodded in agreement and said, "Indeed, you are right. ”
Friends: The shameless little second master.
"You!" Mu Moyan was choked, paused, and said, "Don't be quick to speak, Xiao Sheng's matter must pay a price!" ”
Nianxiao still nodded and said, "Yes, you have to pay the price!" ”
When the words fell, there was an uproar in the hall, and all the Taoist friends thought that Nianxiao had confessed their guilt, and all kinds of curses came overwhelmingly, what father's and mother's ancestors' human morality, all kinds of black water and unreliable small rumors were pasted on Nianxiao's body.
Who knows, Nian Xiao continued in a small voice: "After all, slandering the inspector is not a trivial matter, and it is still the master and me who slander, and I can't be good!" ”
"Nian Xiao, what did you say? Slander? Mu Moyan said angrily: "Xiaosheng is a girl, how can she use her innocence to slander you!" It's ridiculous! ”
Shansheng shook his head desperately, "I don't, Uncle Yan, Xiaosheng doesn't, I beg you to believe Xiaosheng...."
Mu Moyan comforted: "Don't be afraid, your father and I will be on your side." ”
Hearing this, Nianxiao couldn't help but turn his head sideways and joke with Master Sanren Zhenjun: "Master, you also learn from other people's agricultural gods, you look at what people say as if you are Shansheng and her mother!" How warm and loving~"
Sanren Zhenjun raised his hand and gave Nian Xiao a head, "Master, I am a pure master, I want to go to your ancestor warmly." ”
Nian Xiao: "....."
It turns out that the master is the one above!
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The water god "Water Listening to the Rain" saw that Nian smiled and talked without a proper way, as if he was rubbing time, and a bad premonition suddenly appeared in his heart.
"Nianxiao, you are so time-consuming, are you waiting for someone to save you?" Shui Tingyu said coldly: "I heard that the little second master of the inspector has been in close contact with the devil clan recently, I don't know if he is waiting for them." ”
"The water god has heard a lot of things, and the master is not only close to the devil clan, but also has a close relationship with the god clan." Nianxiao shook Panruo carelessly, and said, "You said that I was rubbing time, hehe~ It's really the good intentions of the blind master." I'm giving you the opportunity to admit it, and it seems that kindness is a donkey's liver and lungs. ”
Shansheng's eyes flickered, and he asked in a hoarse voice: "Little Second Master, you are also a man, how dare you do it!" ”
As the saying goes, if a person dies and does not stay, he will be kicked if he is cheap!
"Smack!" Nian Xiao closed the folding fan in his hand, his thin lips sneered, and said, "Shansheng, do you have to be like this?" For the sake of you, you are a merry woman, and the master has tolerated you again and again, it seems that you are dying by yourself. ”
"You! You—" Shansheng pointed his finger and smiled, speechless with anger.
"Click!" With a bang, Shansheng's fingers were broken, swaying from side to side and hanging on his hands.
"Ah——! My hand! Daddy my hand. Shansheng cried wolf and clutched his fingers, and staggered to the ground.
"Xiao Sheng!" Mu Moyan hurriedly picked up Shansheng, and said with a panicked expression: "Don't be afraid, Uncle Yan will help you connect your bones." ”
Shui Tingyu dragged Mu Moyan up at this time, and said, "I can deal with her injury, you go back." ”
Hearing this, Mu Moyan looked stunned, lowered his head with some annoyance, and whispered, "Okay." ”
With that, he hung his head and prepared to leave.
Nian Xiao raised his voice and said: "God of Agriculture, please stay, what the master said next has something to do with you." ”
Mu Moyan paused, turned to look at Nian Xiao, frowned, and said, "What do you mean by this?" ”
"Xiao Yan, don't worry about him, you go back first." Shui Tingyu walked in front of Mu Moyan and blocked the sight of Nian Xiao.
Seeing this scene, Nian Xiaohui smiled and joked: "What's the matter, the water god is empty-hearted? Scared? ”