Chapter 9: I want to continue to be unconscious
Angel slowly climbed down from my neck, sat on the pillow very elegantly, looked at each one proudly and said: "Hahaha, did you hear what she called you just now, beautiful little dot, very compatible with you, wolf king, jelly beans are cute little dots, you two can form a small dot, little dot two dog group, and pudding, you should also lose weight." ”
It's not good, Angel is sowing discord, I'm afraid this hospital is about to set off a cat and dog war, maybe even I have to get involved, cats, dogs, and people.
"Huh? Cute little bit, I didn't expect that I had an old bone, and I was said to be cute, although I was very angry, but why am I so happy and enjoy it. ”
"Shut up, pretend to be old all day long, this wolf is a man, say I'm cute, where is cute, hum, glad to go, little girl, you run fast, if I can catch her face, I will definitely bite off her nose, hey, pudding, you are big, go help me pounce that girl down, I want to bite her nose, see if she dares to say that I am cute in the future."
"Alas, I seem to have really gotten fat recently, isn't it time to lose weight, no wonder Xiao Sang-chan, when she saw me recently, she didn't care about me, it turned out that I became fat, alas, women, why can't I see through it, if I have something to say, just say it, as long as it's her, I will fight hard to go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, it turns out that she doesn't like fat people, why don't you tell me, I will definitely lose weight for her, even if I go on a hunger strike, I don't hesitate to do it, why snub me..."
Kosan-chan? Burst... I want to laugh what's going on.,But you have to hold back.,But isn't this product?,I've seen a lot of comics lately,... I listened to it with a straight hair, and I thought there would be a big battle, but the atmosphere seemed to have become strange.
Like an old man, the non-stop, chattering jelly bean has become very quiet now.
The scheming and black-bellied wolf king is out of proportion just because of a cute sentence.
The pudding, which was quiet and steady, had now become chattering, and he was depressed and kept looking at his body.
Burst... Is he in love, the Satsuma in the community? It turned out to be called Xiao San.
In other words, you are fundamentally, you have crossed the variety, okay, this love is destined to be wrong from the beginning, and you will not get the result.
I will definitely not agree to your love, I don't dare to think at all, I will never agree to the children you give birth to in the future, and I must break up this bad relationship.
Whew, almost uttered.
I heard that the hospital has a prescribed meal, what is the takeaway ordered by Chu Man, and can it really be delivered here? Why hasn't it arrived yet?
"Chuman, doesn't the hospital have regulations on patients' meals?"
"You're not a seriously ill patient, you want to eat a special meal, it's okay, let me unload my leg."
"Don't, don't, don't be impulsive, you can't be violent with a patient."
"What kind of patient are you, but you're overly hungry, just eat a good meal and replenish your nutrition."
"Hatsuman, thank you."
"Thanks for what."
"Thank you for being so kind to me, inviting me to the hospital, inviting me to dinner."
"Haha... Who asked for hospitalization. ”
"Because you helped me pay for the hospitalization and medical expenses, thank you in short."
"What's polite, if you don't have money to eat in the future, just look for me."
"Really?"
"Well, of course, what I Lin Chuman, when is it false."
"Really! Thank you so much, you don't know, how hard I've been lately, my dad and him..."
"However, it's not for nothing, you were hospitalized this time, plus take-out meals, a total of more than 17,000 yuan, although you are my slave, but the debt still has to be repaid. According to the minimum per capita income of 3,000 yuan per month, I am giving you a little change, which is equivalent to asking you to do it for me, five months, six days and six hours, a slave on call. ”
"Sell yourself to pay off your debts? Are you robbing, why do you use the minimum income, can you use the highest income, I just did a few checks, how can I spend more than 17,000 yuan, plus a meal, I can't use so much. ”
"Oh, just for the hospitalization examination, you only spent more than three thousand and less than four thousand."
"Look, you blackmailer, you have said it yourself."
"After you pass out in the park, it's like you're dead, and you can't wake up even if you can't wake up."
"Oh, now I finally know, why was your slap just now, so powerful, and both sides of the face hurt, you must have hit me at that time, I was very happy."
Chu Man pretended to be very innocent, but the corners of his mouth were inadvertent, showing a smug smile and said: "At that time, it was because I was worried about you, after you passed out, I immediately called an ambulance, but more than half an hour has passed, and the car has not arrived." I was afraid that you would hang up, so I borrowed a bicycle from a child, but the bike was too small, and after I put you on it, you fell down again and broke the pedals of the child's bicycle. ”
"Did you borrow a tricycle for a baby? A pedal is not more than 10,000 yuan. ”
"It's not for babies, it's a car with training wheels for children, but the child is quite generous and paid him an ice cream, and this traffic accident is considered private."
"The traffic accident is big, presumably with your character, it's a threat, you really mess up enough, I'm an adult, but you think of a tricycle that threatens children, such a small car, can you send me to the hospital."
"Later, I learned that it couldn't be done because your ass was too big to sit on."
"This kind of thing should have been at the time, I knew it was impossible, why did I think of it later, and it wasn't my big butt, because it was a children's tricycle, and it was originally very small."
"Ah, speaking of traffic accidents, I didn't know until I arrived at the hospital that the ambulance was more than half an hour late because there was a very serious traffic accident on the way of the ambulance, so the ambulance rescued them first."
"I don't want to know why the ambulance is late, I just want to know how I got to the hospital and how it cost more than 10,000."
"Oh, I met an uncle I knew, and I sent you to the hospital."
"It's as simple as that?"
"Well, it's that simple?"
"That uncle of yours, shouldn't he have asked you for gas money?"
"Hmm!"
"Well, you're big, from the park to the hospital, did you drive from this city to the United States, and it costs more than 10,000 yuan to refuel. Don't think that you can get through it with an understatement, it's about my freedom for five months, six days and six hours, even if I die, you have to let me die to understand. ”
"I borrowed the car keys from that uncle."
"So, you drove me here?"
"Otherwise, what should I do, that uncle is allergic to animals, they are very fierce and must follow you, and I can't leave everyone alone."
"Do you have a driver's license?"
"Nope."
"Then you dare to drive?"
"Look at me, I've been taking the test for two years, okay, but I just need a driver's license."
"I've been taking the test for two years, and I haven't gotten my driver's license yet, what's there to show off, you must have crashed a lot of things along the way."
"Hmph, it's very safe along the way, I didn't hit anything, otherwise do you think you can still lie down here?"
"Then, how did the more than 10,000 expenses come from?"
"After sending you in, when reversing, I accidentally broke a rear light."
"What kind of car are you borrowing?"
"BMW, but my uncle didn't ask me for compensation for my father's sake."
"Don't you have to compensate? Oh, there is such a good thing, with your character, you will definitely not be stalked, you have to compensate, right? ”
"It's all to blame for the broken lamp, it's broken, it's broken, and it's scratched something else."
Looking at Chu Man's expression, I knew that things must not be simple, and I asked as if I had fallen into hell: "What did you scratch?" ”
"Rambo, just scratched a little trace, that ruffian, actually asked me to compensate more than 10,000 yuan, hum."
I look at your expression, you look like a ruffian.
A feeling of dizziness, being struck by lightning, not being hacked to death, sitting in the car of a driver who has not obtained a driver's license for two years, not dying on the road, whether it is a blessing or a misfortune, I can't tell the difference.
Yes! Is it because I was really sick that I was admitted to the hospital, otherwise why did I feel so weak and dizzy?