Chapter 153: The Demon Emperor is the number one card (7) Three watches
"I... I won't..."Nianxiao encountered this situation for the first time, and he had no experience at all, so this helped, could it be difficult for him?
No, no, don't lose face!
At this time, Di Chen was already in his head, his head was buried in Nianxiao's neck, and the warm snort hit his skin, tickling.
Suddenly, there was a feeling of warmth and humidity in his neck, and he laughed and collapsed: This thing is actually licking his neck, is he a dog? Depend on!
"Di Chen, don't get excited, you can think about the Great Compassion Mantra, or recite the Heart Sutra!"
"......" Emperor Chen continues to gnaw!
He put his legs on the side of the smile, and rubbed his body back and forth ambiguously, like a big meat worm, cooing and chrysalis.
The straight iron rod was hard, hot and a little awkward.
The more rubbed, the iron. The harder the rod became, the bigger the body gradually became, and Nianxiao was so frightened that she didn't dare to move.
Di Chen's eyes were excited and fascinated, and his deep gaze slid along Nian Xiao's fair cheeks to his shiny red lips, and then his gaze lingered on his white neck, and he couldn't take his eyes off it for a long time.
Leaning over again, his expression was as tender as water, and he kissed pious and loving kisses non-stop.
"Hmm......" Nianxiao was kissed by him and blushed, her brain was mushy, dizzy, and the blood in her whole body was flowing backwards, and more than once!
"Give it to meβ" Di Chen's deep and magnetic voice sprayed into his ears with the sound of heavy breathing.
Nian Xiao raised his hand in a daze, letting the other party hold it all the way to a certain place, until his palm felt the heat, and he didn't understand what he was holding.
"Move..."The sweat on Di Chen's forehead fell on Nian Xiao's cheeks, and his hoarse and evil voice fell on his ears, with a thick bewitchment and fatal attraction.
Teach by hand and do your best.
"You... Hmm..."
"Prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony."
A hoarse muffled snort, with a hint of pleasure, Nian Xiao looked down at the warm "milk" in the palm of his hand, a little thick!
"And..."
"Sore hands."
"And..."
"Numb, Di Chen, when you wake up, the master will kill you!"
This night, the words "more" and "more" came from time to time in the house, and the little guy at the door blushed and bowed his head and silently said: "I am a tree, I am a tree." β
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In the morning, the sun shines through the wooden window on the bed.
Di Chen was awakened by the sun, opened his eyes hotly, looked at the unfamiliar environment, and the memories of yesterday poured into his brain like sea water, a little chaotic for a while, and a little blind.
Prostitute. Hospital, drugged, man, on!
Just as he was about to raise his arm, he felt something pressing on his arm, and when he looked sideways, his pupils constricted.
Di Chen pushed away the person in his arms in a panic, and then looked down at his clothes, and saw that the clothes were complete, but the pants were half retreated, revealing somewhere, very embarrassed.
He hurriedly put on his pants and was about to put on his shoes when a voice came from behind him.
"Dao Chief, this is preparing to lift your pants and leave, not responsible?" Nianxiao sat on the bed, with a twelve-level wind in his heart, and scolded Emperor Chen a thousand times.
However, his face was pitiful.
He bit his lower lip, looking like he had been greatly wronged, and his shoulders trembled slightly, "actually laughing".
"I'm sorry, but I didn't mean it!" Di Chen stood on the edge of the bed with an embarrassed face, like a primary school student who was about to be lectured by the teaching director.
Nian Xiao's eyes were red, and he covered his face with his hands, "That Dao Chang is deliberate!" Deliberately doing such an indescribable shameful thing to me, I... What should I do in the future? β
After speaking, Nian Xiao hooked the corners of his lips at an angle that Di Chen couldn't see.
He was waiting for Emperor Chen to reject him, and then he turned around and lived a life of teasing the Taoist chief every day.
As soon as Di Chen saw Nian Xiao's red eyes, his heart was pinched, and he wanted to slap himself twice, he hurriedly stepped forward, held Nian Xiao's shoulders with both hands, and said seriously: "This way... No, I... I'll marry you! β
He paused, then repeated, "I'll marry you!" β
"Huh?" Nian Xiao's eyes widened, and the whole person was completely petrified. , why doesn't this product follow the routine?
The following lines should be: Is this path dedicated to cultivating Buddhism, having no intention of having children and daughters, hoping that the little master will die, and so on?
Big brother, why don't you play according to the routine!
Nian Xiao blinked his eyes and swallowed and spit, "That... Dao Chief, I don't think I can delay your good future because of my own selfish desires, so be it! We will regard last night as a beautiful misunderstanding, and I will be a good person, let's say goodbye~"
When you recover your memory, if you don't kill you, count me as losing!
As soon as he heard this, Di Chen felt even more sorry for the sensible villain in front of him, he hugged Nianxiao into his arms, and gently stroked Nianxiao with his hand and said:
"My Emperor Chen is by no means an irresponsible person, since I touched you, I will only be responsible for you for the rest of my life."
Nianxiao resisted the urge to slap Di Chen's pig paws down, and refused: "Dao Chief, you have no friendship with me, and it is a harm to others and yourself to live like this." β
Hurry up and get out of the way, hum!
"No, when you smiled at me last night, I felt that the world was wonderful and life was beautiful." Di Chen looked at Nian Xiao's eyes, held his cheek, and said, "I have confirmed the eyes, and the rest of my life will be you." From now on, dogs have homes, cats have nests, tired birds have jungles, and I have you. β
"......" Nianxiao: Why do you feel like being flirted?
Di Chen's goods are so sweet words for Mao. What a hateful pig's trotter.
Without waiting for Nianxiao to answer, "Crunch-" The door was pushed open, and Sanren Zhenjun came in with a black face, and said, "Is it really good to have so much dog food in the morning?" β
He stepped forward, sat on the chair, and teased: "As a teacher is such a masculine person, how can I teach you a coward!" β
Di Chen pulled the quilt on the side, wrapped Nian Xiao tightly, and showed his little head. He turned his head and asked, "Dare to ask Your Excellency's surname?" Why break into the house. β
The corners of Sanren Zhenjun's mouth twitched, and he said: "This Zhenjun is a laughing master, your former friend." β
"Friends of the Dao?" Di Chen asked incomprehensibly.
Sanren Zhenjun was just about to say the identity of Emperor Chen, when the thunder sounded outside, he cursed in a low voice, and then pointed to the sky outside, and said: "It's not that Benjun doesn't tell you your identity, it's that the way of heaven doesn't let you, let's have a good time!" β
"Tribulation? Who is my identity? Di Chen was confused by Sanren Zhenjun's words, but he was sure that the other party did not lie to him.
After hearing Di Chen's words, Nianxiao's expression was a little solemn, and he asked Sanren, "Why is there no memory this time? Obviously he remembered his identity last time!"
Sanren Zhenjun: "In order to cross the tribulation as soon as possible, he committed suicide with the soul sword, so that first he violated the calamity of the Heavenly Dao, and then he was seriously injured by the soul sword, and it is normal not to remember."
A trace of bitterness crossed Nian Xiao's eyes, and he asked, "Will the injury of the soul sword affect his future cultivation?"
Sanren Zhenjun thought about it for a moment and said, "Maybe."
He didn't say it directly, even if he knew that the soul sword would definitely have an impact on Di Chen's cultivation, because he was afraid that the stupid apprentice would blame himself too much.
At this time, Di Chen's nose twitched and he sneezed loudly, "Ahh
Seeing this, Nian Xiao hurriedly threw the quilt on his body and said, "Isn't it infected with the wind cold?" β
Looking at the nervous appearance of the stupid apprentice, Sanren Zhenjun proposed: "I only have a hot spring in the mountain behind Bodhi Town, do you want to go to the hot spring to go to the cold." β
"Thank you for your kindness, I'm going back to the gym!" Di Chen stood up and sneezed again, "Ahh
Hearing that Di Chen was going back to the hall, Nian Xiao hurriedly asked the master, "Master, is there a hall at the foot of the mountain in the night?"
Sanren Zhenjun: "There's a fart, you were killed thousands of years ago... Belch! It's been smashed!"
He remembered that at that time, Nianxiao was humiliated by a Taoist priest, so he demolished the Taoist hall without saying a word, and said: Those who insult Emperor Chen, Huangquan will not accept it!
The implication is: You love to roll that reincarnation and roll that reincarnation, and the underworld will not accept it!
Look, what a beating, what a bastard!
Nian Xiao's eyes flickered, and he said in his heart: Without the Dao Hall, he must not be allowed to go back. In this way, he can only be dragged away.
He said, "Dao Chief, are you going to abandon me?" β
After saying this, I laughed and wanted to give myself two knives, it was so disgusting! Like a big white lotus.