Chapter 1 Life is like an exam

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Life is like an exam, full of all kinds of multiple-choice questions, in the face of choices, all kinds of seductive answers, tempting you, all of them are shy and lovely beckoning to you, as if every answer is saying, choose me, choose me, they are all wrong, choose me is right.

I finally made up my mind, chose an answer that I thought I must be right, and I was very confident, and after writing it on the exam paper, that answer would, showing a hideous smile, mocking your stupidity.

Occasionally, there will be a correct answer, but it is a basic exam question, and the meager score does not have much effect on the grade.

All answers and choices, once written, are not likely to be revised, whether they are right or wrong, good or bad.

There are many multiple-choice questions in life, but for each choice, there is only one answer.

For me, the real answer is only after I have chosen, I can know whether it is right or wrong.

My name is Chen Xiaoting, born in the city of business development D city, 19 years old this year, just finished the college entrance examination, with proud results, successful, rejected the major colleges, dad because of me, this arrogance, rewarded a fat beating, dating a year of girlfriend, I feel unworthy of a person like me, personality exudes a noble light, consciously, went abroad to study...

Well, actually, not only did I fail in the college entrance examination and finish at the bottom of the class at the bottom of the class, but there was also a penultimate one, and he must be worse than me, but there was nothing to be happy about when I thought about it.

My girlfriend, who has been dating for a year, gave me a good person card, and since then I have become a stranger, unspeakable pain, this deep internal injury, the more it hurts at night.

Dad's set of ten slaps of the dragon is deepening day by day, and the ten fingerprints will not disappear for a while and a half.

Internal injuries and external injuries, I am like a person who has been abolished from martial arts, showing decadence to the fullest, living like a walking corpse every day, absent-minded about everything.

Fiddling weakly, the brand-new violin on the table, like this string, seems to be full of Zhang Chi's vigorous power, but in fact, only when it is torn, it makes a hoarse and piercing sound.

My name is Chen Xiaoting, it's not a repeat introduction, but now it's very melancholy, when my dad gave me this name, he must have hoped that I would have a future, an extraordinary future, like a brave horse, thousands of miles of the world let me gallop, like the gods of thunder, calling the wind and rain high.

"I'm dreaming in a daze again, go, wipe the at the door." Dad's slap knocked me back to reality.

From elementary school to high school, I grew up being molested, and every time someone called me by my name, I had the illusion that even if he called me seriously, he must be deliberately laughing at me.

"Chen Xiaoting."

"What."

"Why didn't Xiaoyou eat yesterday after you went back?"

"How do I know?"

"Where's your dad?"

"Isn't that in there?"

"Huh? Why do you smell of, get up, I'm going to find your dad. ”

"Cat, do you want to study the ingredients?" I spread out the paper in my hand and reached out to her.

"Chen Xiaoting, you wait for death, when I see Xiaoyou, it will be your turn."

This place full of musical instruments is not a musical instrument shop, but a pet hospital.

Although many customers thought that this was a pet hospital, but after coming in, they found that it was a musical instrument store and left, but this is really a pet hospital.

My dad is a veterinarian and very loving for pets, just for his son, well, a great veterinarian father, ahahahaha

He opened a pet hospital in the outermost ring of the city center, and his business was mediocre.

My mom is a painter, she separated from my dad six years ago, and she went all over the world to find inspiration, and she would come back to see me every other year, the first time, for a month, the second time, for a week, and the third time, for only two hours.

A few days ago, she called and said, "Son, mom is now, on the island of St. Riplasmanha, the traffic here is not good, the signal is not good, I can't go back to see you this year, you have to take care, goodbye." ”

Before I could speak, she hung up.

The island of St. Riprosmanha, a place that can't be found on a satellite map, my mother may have traveled around the universe now, maybe that island is on Jupiter.

Even if the business is dull, the guests who have come recently are also a little weird, it stands to reason that the hospital is open to do it, how can there be a patient, but this is a pet hospital, and the people who have come recently are more like patients than pets.

I can't say where it's strange, it's just that it feels very strange, more and more people are tall and strong, come to my pet hospital, donkey lips are not on the horse's mouth, ask some if there is not, eyes or look around, or dodge left and right, posture twisting, speech swallowing, saying that it is to buy toys for the family cat pet, but buy a large dog will eat the molar bones.

Some people, the pets they brought in, were dirty, covered with grass and mud, and their hair was glued together, and they looked like stray dogs, but they insisted that they were their own dogs.

A burly man, a small and weak pet, a cold expression that does not smile, and a panicked helpless pet, the two are combined, and the picture is full of a sense of peacekeeping.

Alas, in order to please their girlfriends, these men are also fighting.

And the one who went in just now, the crazy girl who ate gunpowder is called Chu Man, the most luxurious five-star hotel in the city, is opened by her family, don't think she is beautiful, she has a rich name and a good name, and people will be very good.

On the contrary, she was a year younger than me, and we were all classmates from the first grade of elementary school to three years of high school.

She relied on her studies to be good, and she was domineering in school, bullying the weak, especially every time, when she borrowed homework from her, she didn't want money, she didn't want snacks, as long as I was a slave for her, she was a crazy pervert.

After careful calculation, from elementary school to junior high school to high school, I have been her slave for 12 years, running errands and buying snacks every day, running with her, shopping with me, carrying a schoolbag as a little brother, carrying her on my back when I am tired, stripped naked when it rains, and I have to block it for her.

Finally keep the clouds open and see the day, Lao Tzu is off the list, and I don't have to serve her anymore, thinking of this has a kind of pleasure of revenge, cool.

Speaking of hers, the hamster named Xiaoyou is also strange, every few days she is in a mood and doesn't eat, and she can't find out what the disease is, every time she comes, as long as she plays with my colonel for a while, the illness will be cured, and she will have a mental head.

I looked at Xiaoyou and the colonel, having fun in the sawdust, this mother mouse won't be pretending to be sick, find a reason to soak the colonel, the scheming is so heavy, the colonel is the purest blood among the hamsters, the best coat color, and the most handsome appearance, must not be soaked away by this scheming.

I walked over to Chu Man with cold eyes, and from the glass case, I held the Colonel in my hand and stared at her with my face up.

Chu Man looked at me and said, "There's something wrong with you, such a big person, why are you holding a little hamster, like a mother." ”

"Hmph, you're not the same, you have a mouse that's as thin as you."

"Chen Xiaoting, you dare to say that my Xiaoyou is a mouse, she is a beautiful hamster."

"Hmph, I have already seen your big and small conspiracy, I want your mother mouse to be my colonel, no way."

Chu Man glared, pointed to my nose and said, "Bah, shameless, the colonel of your family is the little you who climb high on me, Xiao You is a celebrity with noble blood." ”

"Poof, noble blood, twenty dollars, buy it at the pet store."

"You're too much, how can you say that she was bought, twenty yuan, you will make her sad if you say this, you apologize."

"Why apologize and to whom."

"Apologize to Xiaoyou for hurting her."

"You want me to apologize to a mouse? No way. ”

"It's okay if you don't apologize, unless you give me the colonel and let him be a slave for Xiaoyu."

"You enslave me, forget it, even my pets don't let go, what I raise over the years, you raise anything, and always deliberately raise the opposite sex, and then come to seduce my pets, cats and dogs have been you, seduce a lot, from huskies, to Pomeranian, to chinchillas, to today's colonel, my pets are getting smaller and smaller, I just hope that one day, I can protect them, not like back then, lost Xiao Ha, I don't even have the strength to hold it. Anyway, when are you going to let it go back to its parents' house to see, I haven't seen that child for five years, alas.

"You pretend to be a head, obviously you said, Xiao Ha can eat it, your father has money to buy the best dog food for it, but you can't even give it ten yuan, you are jealous that you are not as good as a dog, so you begged hard to let me adopt it, didn't you see it a few days ago, why don't you take it back."

I glanced at my father, who was in the back room, and pulled Chu Man and said, "Shhh ”

"Whisper, Chen Xiaoting, you actually dare to order me to whisper, when you begged me to adopt Xiaoha, didn't you dare to let me whisper, forgot how you begged me?"

"Chen Xiaoting, you little rabbit cub, it turns out that Xiaoha didn't get lost back then, you actually dared to lie to me, and you have been deceived for five years."

"Dad, calm down, genetically speaking..."

"Today I'm going to tell you about DNA recombination, if you don't unscrew your arms and legs and reinstall them once, I won't be your father."

The hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, so I knelt down wittily: "Big brother, you can spare me." ”

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