In the world, eighteen years later, the country of Da Yue.

In this life, I am the daughter of the famous Northern Jiangsu Marquis of the Dayue Dynasty, Su Mianmian, since I was a child, I have collected thousands of favors, I want the wind to the wind and the rain, the most gratifying thing is that I married a husband, I am a fool, and I am a good-looking fool, neither in the way, nor in the eyes.

This fool is Li Si, the second prince of the Dayue Dynasty, who is as his name suggests, and anyone who sees it can't help but sigh: "I'm blind with a good skin." ”

At first, I was young and ignorant, and refused to marry this fool, but it was his biological mother, Concubine Shu, who went to the Marquis of Subei several times to plead, and even said to me: "Most fools don't live long, and when the time comes, everything about the second prince is not yours." ”

At that time, I still sighed for Li, which is also something that can be said from the mouth of my mother.

But just three years later, this fool suddenly learned a bad habit that is necessary for the children of nobles in the world - prostitutes.

I always knew that the relationship between me and Li Si was a pure and immaculate political marriage, so at first he took his prostitute and I stole my person, which was barely irrelevant.

But I steal people's fashion and know that I want to meet under the moon to avoid people's eyes, and my lover has to think about my wife recently, and often refuses to accept invitations to avoid me, but Li Si shouts that he wants to get the good looks in the Qinglou to the mansion to be a concubine, which is unfair.

I was going to reluctantly talk to that fool Li Si, but he disappeared early in the morning, and only asked someone to leave a message, saying that he had asked the Xiangshi to calculate the day, and he would bring the Southern Demon into the door tomorrow, so that I had some consciousness of being a bad chaff.

I disdain it, there is such a living fairy at home, what kind of fortune teller liar to invite, what a waste.

I pinched my fingers and tried to calculate what kind of good day tomorrow would be, this is not a good day, on the day of the extreme cathode, sacrifice marriage, sacrifice funeral, sacrifice to break the earth, sacrifice to make a bed, except for eating, drinking, and Lazar, there is basically nothing to do.

This fortune-telling liar, can't he even check the old yellow calendar?

With the instinct of the immortals, I vaguely feel that there is something greasy in this matter, and before I figure it out, it is better to keep the Southern Demon outside.

I invited Li Si's mother, Concubine Shu, to come over, hung a white silk and prepared to hang herself, crying and asking her to call the shots for me.

Of course, the lady concubine is facing me, she persuaded me bitterly: "You see, you have been married for more than three years, the second prince's stupidity has not improved, although the southern demon is not very decent, but it can make the second prince sober up day by day, the mother thinks that she is also an auspicious person no matter what, if she enters the door, the second prince will get better day by day, and you can tell sooner or later, your face, how is it not a hundred times stronger than the pig's kidney." What are you angry with her? ”

The southern demon is born more beautiful, I really won't be so angry, but it's just that the charm is not the enemy. But the rumored Southern Demon was born with a fat head, big ears, shrugged his shoulders and back, and his actions were even more barbaric, if my charm can't even compare to such an ugly thing, where will we put the face of the Marquis of Northern Jiangsu?

I asked very seriously: "Haven't you thought about why the Southern Demon Demon would make the second prince's stupidity suddenly better?" ”

"The concubine only knows that the second prince has never stepped into your room in the past three years, let alone open up the branches and leaves of our Li family's royal family," said the lady concubine, took two papayas as big as a tiger fist from the maid beside her and put them on the table, and glanced at my two pitiful pieces of scattered branches and leaves with disgust, "Women, you must know how to weigh the strength in your hands, there are some things you can't teach, but others can teach you, sleep, you have to reflect on yourself." ”

I couldn't make sense with these women, who were full of reproduction and reproduction, and decided to go directly to the palace to find the emperor.

But when he entered the palace, the emperor was coaxed happy by Li Si's few three-character scriptures, and with a wave of his sleeve, he used a red pen to make a tick on the holy decree, and the slender and long stroke was regarded as opening a vermilion avenue for the southern demon to enter the gate of the Son of Heaven.

I hurriedly rushed up in two steps, snatched the imperial book in my arms, and shouted: "Father, you can't let the Southern Demon enter the door, she is a goblin who has brought disaster to the country and the people!" ”

"Vixen?" Li Si asked casually.

I didn't think about it, and replied bluntly, "I don't know what kind of goblin she is, but she definitely didn't feel good when she approached the second prince!" ”

"Well, it's still a vixen." Li sighed and retreated to Emperor Dayue's side, and asked sincerely: "Father, what is a fox spirit, the queen mother often says that the mother concubine is also a fox spirit, and the mother concubine gave birth to me, am I also a fox spirit?" ”

Emperor Dayue's face immediately changed, and his big palm squeezed heavily on the armrest, "Su Mianmian, you are bold!" Yuhua Baonian, under the rule of the prosperous age, how can there be a demon god! ”

But what I said is true, that is, in the prosperous times, there are goblins who try to bring disaster to the country and the people, and in the troubled times, the goblins have long occupied the mountain as the king, and proclaimed themselves the gods of the mountains and waters, and deceived the children to eat and drink, and deceived the boys and girls.

"That's it, father, she must be jealous that the demon is more beautiful than her!"

The emperor couldn't listen to these words anymore, the pig-waisted face of the Southern Demon Demon was famous in Shengjing, and from the perspective of mortals, he really couldn't see half of his beauty at all.

The emperor said, "Su Mianmian, do you still say that the Southern Demon is a goblin?" ”

I think what the emperor wants to ask is, Su Mianmian, think about the face of the Southern Demon Demon, are you embarrassed to say that she is a goblin, she has cultivated into a fine spirit for thousands of years, and she has cultivated herself into that pig-headed dog appearance, what is she trying to do?

I really wanted to explain to the emperor that her deeds were not enough. The emperor no longer gave me a chance to quibble, and ordered: "Su Mianmian trespassed into the Golden Palace, lost his words in front of the emperor, and was heavily punished with ten rods, go back and reflect." ”

I couldn't argue, I could only bow my face and be punished, naturally, I am an immortal who has been beaten down, so I am not afraid of being beaten this little thing.

I took off my coat and lay down on the bench, just waiting for Yanyan to hear the rattle and carry my soul out of the sky for a while, and the beating was over.

But today, Li Si insisted that he couldn't get along with me, so he followed me personally, and said, "My father asked this king to come and watch, don't break my wife." ”

The head smashed down, I held my arm to watch the excitement, but Li Si frowned, looked at me who passed out with infinite suspicion, walked up and pinched my nose, and said regretfully: "Oops, it's out of gas." ”