Chapter 47: The World of "Fun".
As soon as Dumbledore shook his long beard, delicacies suddenly fell from the sky, and the five long tables were filled with large pieces of beef, pies, plates of vegetables, bread, jam, and pots of pumpkin juice.
"Heh, this Umbridge really doesn't have a long eye, and actually interrupted the headmaster's speech." Su Yun took a sip of pumpkin juice and listened to Dumbledore's introduction to the changes in the teacher this year, only to see that Umbridge had already stood up on his own.
"Heh, how do you know if she's 'not looking' or 'interrupting'?" Gu Wei's slight taunt came from the communicator.
The team in the Divine Domain team can naturally use the team channel, but several people are in the same mission world, and Tong Qi also sent a few communicators over, but Gu Wei seems to be also following the flow of science and technology, so it is good to tinker with a few strokes.
"Thank you, Headmaster." Umbridge smirked and said, "Thank you for such a warm welcome." ”
Her voice was high and sharp, and there was a sound of anger, and for no reason, Su Yun sincerely felt a wave of disgust.
"The Ministry of Magic has always attached great importance to the education of young wizards...... Cutting out practices that should be banned......"
After listening to Dumbledore's summary, Ron said unhappily, "Inspiration? It's at all, what do you mean? ”
Hermione: "Meaning, the Ministry of Magic is slowly getting involved at Hogwarts".
Su Yun raised his eyebrows, he didn't feel anything when he watched the movie, but after Gu Wei complained about it, he did have something to say: Hermione's words are quite level! Is the overpoliticization of education inevitably problematic at the outset?
After the Gryffindor dinner, they followed the prefect back to the dormitory through the intricate passages and moving ladders.
However, Harry was not welcomed by Seamus and the others.
Seamus: "Mom didn't want me to come back, it was written a lot, and no one else was there on the night Sidrick died." ”
Harry: "Why don't you go and see it!" ”
Gu Wei's voice came: "What this kid said is quite subtle!" ”
Su Yun glanced at Harry a few more times, and thought about it, in addition to the fact that many newspapers in modern times are indeed pinpointing current affairs and seeking truth from facts, the "facts" in newspapers and news are indeed very subtle.
Gu Wei's voice continued: "In the Harry trial field, the Minister of Magic vigorously denied the fact that the Dark Lord had returned, whitewashed the peace, wishful thinking, and how different is it from some officials today? ”
"Is it a satire of Western politics that Death Eaters were loyal subordinates when the Dark Lord was in power, and high-ranking officials when the Ministry of Magic prevailed?"
"Isn't the absurd jury system, the so-called 'collective democracy', the de facto 'tyranny of the masses'?"
"This movie is very ironic!"
"Hey, hey!" Su Yun couldn't listen anymore, "J.K. Rowling is just a writer of magic novels, this is your idea, hey?" ”
Gu Wei's calm voice came: "What if it's my thoughts?" ”
Su Yun: "It sounds like you're quite dissatisfied with this world. ”
Gu Wei asked rhetorically: "Is there anything worth satisfying me in this dirty world?" ”
Su Yun: "...... You're pretty handsome, aren't you satisfied? ”
Wen Rensu's voice suddenly came: "You guy, what do you want to do!?" ”
Gu Wei: "......"
Su Yun: "......"
……
Su Yun lay in the Gryffindor dormitory and said into the communicator: "You have been discussing with me for a long time, it is not just to complain, right?" ”
Gu Wei was silent for a moment and replied, "Yes, I just hope we can unite the front." ”
Su Yun: "What kind of unified law?" ”
Gu Wei: "Let's join forces to raid the Ministry of Magic, kill the Death Eaters, and get the maximum benefit!" ”
Gu Wei saw Su Yun's slight hesitation, so he continued: "Now is the fifth plot of the Harry Potter series, and there are dark tides everywhere. If we disrupt Voldemort's plans in advance, suppress his manpower, or even kill him outright, we will be rewarded with unparalleled rewards. ”
"And the Death Eaters are now hidden in the Ministry of Magic, and today Umbridge has quickly taken refuge in Voldemort! If we kill it, we will be rewarded. ”
Su Yun thought for a moment and asked, "But now that she is a professor of Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts and a high-ranking official of the Ministry of Magic, will there be a reward for killing her?" ”
Gu Wei said with certainty: "Yes." ”
Su Yun: "Have you ever killed?" ”
"Killed."
Gu Wei was silent for a moment and added: "As long as it is a plot character, there will generally be a reward, but it is just a matter of whether it is worth it or not. ”
The two didn't finally reach an agreement, but Gu Wei didn't care, as long as this idea was planted, it would naturally take root when the time was right.
When I woke up the next day, the freshmen were going to class together.
Blade patrolled around Hogwarts - she was in charge of the patrols, while Yin Xiaonuo used his authority to sneak into the library to rummage through materials.
"In my classroom, spells are forbidden."
"Including Hogwarts, the use of charms is forbidden."
Umbridge announced, smiling with a fake smile.
"Space Tip: Due to the prohibition of the rules of this world, you will not be able to learn spells from textbooks."
Su Yun (Gu Wei): "Damn!! ”
Why do you work so hard to pretend to be a child and come here? Isn't it just to learn some spells? Why is this disgusting woman all in vain??
"Damn!!"
Yin Xiaonuo stared at a certain line of words in the book with a sad and angry expression.
Avada Spell:
Spell Content: Avada Suo! (Avada Kedavra! )
Spell Classification: Unforgivable Spell. (Unforgivable Curses)。
Learning needs: mental power 200; Charms Level 9; Defence Against the Dark Arts Level 9; Potions Level 9; Mastery of the history of magic.
The special old lady worked hard to complete the task and mixed into the Ministry of Magic, just to learn spells directly, and this special thing still requires me to take one course at a time to the ninth level???
Adventurers, you've been trapped.
The only consolation was that after class they bought something slightly more satisfying at Weasley's Joke Shop:
Candy for sick people (coma candy, fever candy, nosebleed cow candy, spitting candy, pus-filled candy, etc.); fat-tongued toffee; constipation kernels; telescopic ears; headless cap; Fanged Frisbee; dung eggs and so on.
By the time class started the next day, Umbridge had been appointed Supreme Inspector of Hogwarts.
And this point in time should be quite some time after the start of school.
Gu Wei was really right, the adventurers would only appear near the "key information node".
At the end of class, Professor Trelawney stood in embarrassment: all her belongings were thrown out.
Gu Wei looked at Umbridge, who was a villain in the arena, with an unkind face, and his tone was very dangerous: "Hehe...... some force outside of education interferes in school affairs; The professor was swept away; The hooligans are doing their bidding; Why do I find this scene so ironic? ”
Shut students in a warm flower room; hide the coming of darkness from them; The whole world is full of praise and chaos.
This movie, it's really funny.
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PS:
Don't talk about state affairs, don't talk about politics.
I'm just writing a story.
Above.