Like many people's childhood, after reading martial arts novels, they all have the same fantasy, that is, to learn the most powerful martial arts, and then walk the rivers and lakes, and draw a sword to help each other when the road is uneven.

Now that this dream is about to come true, He Shan has carefully screened and chosen a movie world with the lowest risk and safety.

Although this is a comedy, it covers the martial arts cheats in other martial arts, such as Dugu Nine Swords, Nine Yin True Scripture, Sunflower Treasure Book, Wuxiang Divine Skill, and Star Wars, Master Yoda's funny cosmic swordsmanship, etc.

Dugu's original name was Wu Di, and Wang Chongyang in the Five Uniques turned out to be the first in the world by picking up leaks and becoming the world's first spoof stories.

At home, he turned out the oldest and ugliest old bed sheets, simply cut them into ancient costumes and draped them on his body, wearing a bamboo hat and carrying a bag, he didn't want the ancients at that time to see them as freaks and psychosis. The crossing of the road by light car, He Shan's trip is also fast, and he will slip away quickly when he gets cheap, so as not to dream too much at night.

"This is the ancient martial arts world, and the air is simply inhaling pure oxygen.

It's the first time I've seen such a pure blue sky and white clouds, and the water in the river doesn't need to be treated, and I think it's cleaner than those high-grade mineral water that costs a few hundred yuan! He Shan looked around curiously, looking at the people coming and going at the ancient wharf ferry, and looking up at the sky without a trace of pollution, the sun shining on his body was very comfortable.

"Trouble let ......"

He Shan, who was still curious and looking around, was rubbed by a guy with a northeast accent carrying a white-clothed and white-haired old man on his back, and the old man on his back nodded to He Shan embarrassedly when he saw this.

"It's you, Wu Di, the white-haired old man should be Huang Shang, the founder of the Nine Yin True Scripture!"

After discovering the target person, He Shan hurriedly followed. This time is not as simple as the previous crossings, and if you make a slight mistake, your martial arts dream will be shattered, although the martial arts masters are all comics with a serious lack of IQ.

After following Wu Di and Bai Tou to board the ferry at the pier ferry, and not long after getting on the boat, He Shan immediately found another target person, a Taoist priest with a sword and a square scarf on his back, and this Taoist priest is the founder of the Quanzhen Sect in the future, Zhongshentong Wang Chongyang!

Why He Shan said that he was the target person, the reason is that in the plot, Huang Shang saw that Wu Di was kind-hearted and dared to fight against evil forces, so he passed on the Nine Yin True Scripture to Wu Di. Who knew that this product actually disliked the lack of illustrations on the Nine Yin True Scripture, so he threw the peerless magic at the feet of Wang Chongyang, let the family pick up the leaks, and create the future Quanzhen Sect Wang Chongyang!

"Wang Chongyang is very embarrassed, I will laugh at this creation luck, and I will change the favor in the future." After finding Wang Chongyang, He Shan immediately sat next to him as if nothing happened, took out his own melon seeds and peanuts, and prepared to watch the sketch show of Teacher Benshan and Xiao Shan next.

Now the ferry boat can be said to be true. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Huang Shang, the creator of the Nine Yin True Scripture, Wang Chongyang, the supernatural power of the world's five uniques, and the sword demon Dugu seeking defeat, are all big people who have the first title in the world. And, of course, the King of Fools, Black Earth.

"Get down on your stomach!

Good news for you, it's time to rob ......" After the ferry left the dock, Hei Tu and his henchman Fat Man stood up to make a living, and began to joke with Wu Di.

"I watch the Spring Festival Gala every year, and it's the first time to watch the live-action version so closely...... Although I watched it many times, the content of the conversation between Heitu and Wu Di made He Shan a little unbearable.

Wang Chongyang glanced at He Shan, who was sitting next to him, and felt that this young man was talking to himself like a fool, and he was still nervous after being robbed. So he moved his seat to the side, trying to stay away from him, so that he would not hurt the innocent and be taken as a companion.

And He Shan didn't know that he had been labeled a fool by Wang Chongyang.

"Why are you respecting my profession! Now it's a robbery, can you not eat melon seeds! ”

In the stalemate confrontation between Heitu and Wu Di, Heitu's follower fat man noticed He Shan's unusual moves. and attracted the attention of the black soil, so that he temporarily stopped pestering Wu Di, turned his head and aimed his sword at him, "It's a robbery now, call out the money quickly, otherwise you will be good-looking!" ”

"Goo~" swallowed his saliva, He Shan subconsciously looked at Wang Chongyang who was sitting next to him, hoping that he would help him a pity, how could he have ancient coins, but he brought a few banknotes.

It's a pity that Wang Chongyang didn't mean to stand up to rescue at all, and twisted his head to the other side and pretended to enjoy the scenery.

"Return the number one master in the world, phew!" As soon as he gritted his teeth, He Shan had no choice but to take out a hundred dollars from his pocket and present it with both hands, hoping to get away with it, if he didn't work, he would fight, he didn't believe that he couldn't beat an old man who pretended to know martial arts, swaggered and deceived and a dead fat man.

"Boss, what is this, is it valuable, in addition to the foreign text, there is a dead man's head painted on it?" The attendant came to the black soil, curious about what He Shan was giving.

"Silver tickets, foreign silver tickets, old and valuable. In God We Trust, which means that we believe in God, and the people on the silver ticket are doing rebellion! The well-informed Heitu explained to his follower in a low voice, "I caught a big fish today, I guess this kid still has it on him, you go search and see." ”

“yes sir！” The attendant is stepping forward and raising his hand to salute first.

"Stand up, do you still have a silver ticket on you!" The fat man who followed him saw that He Shan was thin and weak, and he was full of confidence and prepared to search his body.

You won't really be targeted! He Shan clenched the wooden stick hidden in the robe, stood up silently, and was ready to shoot at any time, aiming at the vital parts of the fat man's body, in short, carefully sailing the ship of ten thousand years.

The height of the fat man in the follower is not short, there are 180, but when he stands up, He Shan is about 10 cm taller than him, so the fat man in the follower is instigated. With his years of rich experience in robbery, he can see that He Shan seems to have a weapon hidden in his clothes, and he is not good at staring at his head.

So the fat man retreated to Hei Tu's side and whispered: "Boss, it's a bit of a prick, this kid still has weapons in secret, but I'm not fooled." ”

"Well, understood, let me do it!" Hei Tu was determined to settle He Shan's matter, picked up the sword and walked to He Shan's face, and when he was about to draw his sword, he put the sword back into its sheath and turned back to its position in place.

"What's wrong with the boss, is it possible that this kid is also a master of martial arts?"

"No, I got too close just now, and I looked up to see that he accidentally sprained his neck, so help me press it."

…… Neuropathy. He Shan breathed a sigh of relief, the two boat bandits are really funny, but it's okay, I'm going to do it myself sooner rather than later. Once you start to grab the Nine Yin True Scripture, the plan will be all in vain.

But the one who was going to come came back after all, and this time the two boat bandits chose to go together, "Don't think we don't know if we hide our weapons, boy." Be honest, hand over the rest of the silver tickets, or don't blame us for being polite! ”

What to do, whether to pay or not to pay, if you fight, can you deal with two people at the same time? What if you give your life here, don't forget that their profession is robbery! He Shan was struggling with the consequences and didn't dare to make a move easily.

"Let go of him, come at me again, don't bully others!"

At this time, Wu Di, who had been brainwashed by the chivalrous spirit in martial arts pictures since he was a child, stood up and stood up for He Shan. The martial arts moves of erecting the independence of the golden rooster and the wings of the white crane.

"Yo Xiaoyan, you still want to stand up for this kid, then clean up your ...... first"

Fortunately, it's back to the plot, so you can continue to perform, and I won't get in your way this time. Like a balloon deflated, He Shan sat down and fell down, touching a handful of sweat, it was too exciting!

Without the obstruction of He Shan's unknown factor, the next progress was as smooth as before.

originated from the old man Huang Shang's kind cognition of Wu Di before he got on the boat, and Wu Di's performance just now to rescue He Shan without fear of power, completely moved the old man Huang Shang. Therefore, in the confrontation between Wu Di and the black soil, the old man in the yellow dress secretly helped and successfully persuaded the fat man of the black soil.

Immediately, Huang Shang secretly passed on his skills to Wu Di, and taught him the secrets of the Nine Yin True Scriptures, hoping that he would become a martial arts master in time, and he would continue to practice chivalry without forgetting his original intention.

After the performance, He Shan stared at Wu Di, who was being passed on by Huang Shang, and when Huang Sheng gave Wu Di the secret book of the Nine Yin True Scripture, his eyes began to redden, waiting for the moment when Wu Di threw away the Nine Yin True Scripture.

"Smack, smack! At the moment when the cheats touched the deck, He Shan quickly grabbed directly in front of the Taoist priest next door and pressed the Nine Yin True Scripture under him.

Turning around, He Shan smiled awkwardly and politely at the Taoist priest: "I want to go to the thatched house, but there is no paper, this paper is simply a charcoal in the snow!" Hehe. With that, he immediately walked to the stern of the ship and waited for the ship to dock.

Wang Chongyang shook his head and sighed secretly: "This fool is not lightly ill, he can use books to wipe his buttocks, there is no help!" ”

He Shan nervously and excitedly opened the Nine Yin Sutra: "There is no danger, let me see the first ......"

When he saw the contents, he was devastated, and he was saddened by the sky.

"TMD can't understand it at all, but I still know a little bit about the acupuncture points, but the content is all ancient texts, who can tell me what the meaning is?!"