Lao Ha smiled and waved his hand and said, "Not busy, not busy!" I'll take a bite to eat first! ”。

Brother Zhang hurriedly took out his own dry food and said, "You eat mine!" ”。

Lao Ha sniffed the dry food in Brother Zhang's hand, showed a disgusted expression on his face, and said, "What is this?" Can I eat it? ”。

Brother Zhang was surprised: "This is a cake?" You've never seen this? ”。

Lao Ha wrinkled his nose and said, "I don't eat this thing!" ”。

Brother Zhang put a cold ass on his hot face, and he didn't feel a little embarrassed, and when he saw me snickering on the side, he asked me, "What's so funny?" Look at the fun you boy! ”。 Lao Ha apologized: "It's all my fault, I can't eat what you eat, and I hope you have a lot of Haihan, don't blame it!" ”。

Brother Zhang raised his eyebrows and said to me, "Have you seen it?" It's not that he doesn't eat it, it's that he can't get used to eating this kind of bread! ”。

Lao Ha nodded with a smile on his face, and said, "Lao Zhang is right, I can't get used to eating this kind of bread, and I will be disgusting as soon as I eat it!" ”。 With that, he took out an oiled paper bag with a red string from his pocket, carefully opened it, pinched a handful of things in it, tilted his head and swallowed it in one bite! Then he wiped a handful of saliva from the corner of his mouth, turned his back molars, and chewed it heavily!

Brother Zhang and I saw that he was eating sweetly, and our mouths were moist. Brother Zhang then asked him, "Hey, I said Laoha, what are you eating?" Can you let us try it too? ”。

Lao Ha chewed juice splashed, nodded vaguely in agreement, and handed the bag of things in his hand under Brother Zhang's nose! I saw Brother Zhang's face change, and I hurriedly pushed Lao Ha's hand back and said, "This thing...... You'd better keep it for yourself! I...... We can't be blessed! ”。

Lao Ha pushed back and forth with Brother Zhang two or three times, and then he gave up, he chewed the things in his mouth while shaking his head and persuaded Brother Zhang: "This thing is delicious, I promise you to eat one and think two, eat two and think three......!" ”。

Brother Zhang shook his head and smiled bitterly, and resolutely refused Lao Ha's invitation! I patted Brother Zhang on the shoulder curiously and whispered to him, "Hey! Brother Zhang, what does he eat? ”。 Brother Zhang turned his face and whispered to me, "Bugs! He's eating bugs! ”。

When I heard Brother Zhang say this, I suddenly remembered the corpse slugs in the general's grave for some reason, and I couldn't help but get goosebumps all over my body, and then I shivered! When Brother Zhang saw me, he asked me, "Lao Cha, are you okay?" ”。

I said it was okay, and I asked him, "Do you still have the custom of eating bugs here?" ”。 Brother Zhang frowned and whispered to me that when they were in a good year, no one would want to eat insects, let alone treat them as delicious! But when the times are bad, not to mention eating insects, even the bark and grass roots can be gnawed clean for you!

Lao Ha chewed in his mouth, and swept away all the insects in the paper bag with little effort, and after eating the insects, Lao Ha was still unsatisfied, and sighed: "It's so fragrant, if you don't taste the delicious food in this world, it's really a trip to the world for nothing!" ”。

Brother Zhang hurriedly shook his hand and said, "Don't come in vain, don't come in vain!" You don't have enough to eat, so why should we win the love of others? I see, you might as well keep it for yourself! ”。

Lao Ha burped a few times and said, "That's right, the so-called gentleman doesn't win people's love, and he doesn't force people to be difficult!" ”。 After speaking, he stretched a big waist and asked Brother Zhang and me, "Are you still going to watch the shadow show?" ”。

I hurriedly said, "Are you going to see it?" Why don't you watch it? Didn't you say you were going to put on a show for us? ”。

Brother Zhang also shouted: "That's right! You have promised us, how can you regret it at this time? ”。

Lao Ha stretched out his fat tongue, licked the corners of his mouth, and said simply, "Okay! Since you like to see it, I will make it difficult for me to show myself ugly in front of you! ”。 After saying that, he reached out and opened a box, and pulled out a roll of white cloth from the box!

Lao Ha took out the roll of white cloth, patted the white cloth and said, "Do you know what this is? ”。

I asked, "What is this?" ”。

Lao Ha said proudly: "This is the curtain!" ”。

I said, "Isn't it just a white cloth?" What's so rare about this? ”。

Lao Ha smiled and said, "Little brother, you don't understand, right?" My white cloth is not an ordinary white cloth! ”。

I asked curiously, "What's the difference with your white cloth?" ”。

Lao Ha spread the white cloth in front of me and Brother Zhang, and the firelight passed through the white cloth, and the cloth reflected was crystal clear, as if it was transparent! I couldn't help but be amazed: "Old Ha, how is this white cloth of yours transparent?" ”。

Lao Hahe smiled and said: "My piece of cloth, that is not ordinary, is made of the cloth spun by the mother of the Western Heavenly King, soaked in the lamp oil before the Buddha drove, after nine hundred and eighty-one days of careful tempering, this curtain was made!" ”。

When Brother Zhang and I heard him say this, we couldn't help but laugh and our stomachs hurt, and our hearts said: "This old Ha is really funny, he is worthy of being an expert in running the rivers and lakes, his mouth is amazing, this nonsense is a set of things, he can really be bluffed by him!" ”。

Lao Ha was not annoyed when he saw the two of us laughing back and forth, but continued seriously: "Don't underestimate this curtain, no matter what it is, as long as it leaves a shadow on the curtain, as long as I play with it a little, it will come to life immediately, and it will do whatever it wants, like a puppet!" ”。

Of course we didn't believe it, and couldn't help shouting: "Lao Ha, can't you act?" If we don't act, we're going to sleep! ”。

Brother Zhang covered his mouth and smiled: "I said Lao Ha, as the saying goes, just saying that if you don't practice, it's a fake style, and if you don't practice it, it's a stupid style, you said it, you should practice it twice for us!" ”。

Lao Ha nodded, stretched out his hand and opened another box, and said, "Look, two of you, this is the guy I eat!" ”。

As soon as Brother Zhang and I saw that the box was opened, a ray of light shot out, so bright that even the fire dimmed! Brother Zhang and I couldn't help but be taken aback, and hurriedly looked into the box, only to see that the box was full of shadow puppets, and those dolls were brightly colored, lifelike, and beautiful!

Lao Ha pinched out a shadow puppet from the box, the shadow was as thin as a cicada's wings, and the joints of the limbs moved freely, as if he was alive when he lifted and pulled! Brother Zhang and I were both shocked, and when we looked at it again, it turned out that Lao Ha was dancing with a woman!

The woman wrapped a white handkerchief on her head, wore a plain skirt, a white flower on her sideburns, and a basket in her hand, singing while walking, Lao Zhang and I listened for a while, and then we knew that this was the bridge in Sun Wukong's three dozen white bone spirits! Needless to say, this little lady-like shadow puppet is the white bone spirit! Just as we were about to look down, we suddenly heard a rapid sound of sticks! I wondered in my heart, and I said, "Where did this sound come from?" ”。

At this time, Brother Zhang pointed his finger at Lao Ha's feet. I took a closer look, and it turned out that there was a musical instrument under his feet, and at this time he was holding a mallet between his toes, "Zheng Zhengzheng", beating the stick to accompany the shadow puppet play! Brother Zhang and I couldn't help but smack our tongues when we saw it, and admired Lao Ha's skills in our hearts!

Suddenly, Lao Ha pulled the white bone spirit in his hand, wiped the other hand in the box, and then shook out a monkey-like shadow puppet and put it behind the curtain! The curtain was smooth and transparent, illuminated by the bonfire, Brother Zhang and I took a look, Lao Ha took out the new shadow puppet from the box, it turned out to be a hairy monkey with a helmet and armor, Brother Zhang and I suddenly realized, isn't this the legendary Monkey King? ”。

Brother Zhang and I clapped our hands and cheered: "Okay! ”。

Lao Ha reversed his hands, shook the silk thread in his hand, and shouted: "Death, you demon, where are you going?" ”。 After that, as soon as he mentioned the silk thread in his left hand, his mouth suddenly changed into a female voice, and he begged for mercy and said: "The great sage spares his life, the great sage spares his life!" ”。 The woman on the curtain suddenly jumped up, and was pushed to the ground by the monkey, and lay on the ground shaking like chaff!

The hairy monkey raised his golden rod and cried out, "Die, wicked!" ”。 So saying, it jumped to its feet, picked up the golden rod, and struck at the woman! The woman shouted, her body trembled, and suddenly turned into a puff of white smoke and floated out of the curtain! The hairy monkey hit the air with a stick, and couldn't help but scream angrily, it picked up the golden hoop stick, and an auspicious cloud rose under its feet, and chased after the white smoke!

Brother Zhang and I were dumbfounded, our jaws almost fell to the ground, and when we saw the hairy monkey driving with Douyun to chase the monster, we couldn't help but cheer in unison: "Okay!" ”。 Just when we were applauding loudly, I was shocked to find that the appearance of Lao Ha suddenly changed dramatically!

His stomach suddenly burst through his clothes, like an inflated ball, bulging, his cheeks drooped, his mouth cracked back, his eyes moved to the top of his head, his hands and feet were webbed, and his body was covered with pimple warts. Lao Ha crouched on the ground, threw the shadow puppet in his hand into the air, and shouted "Ang"!

Brother Zhang and I were so frightened by this sudden change that we sat on the ground! Before we could react, the shadow puppet flying in mid-air suddenly flashed with white light, and it actually came to life, and the dancing golden hoop stick slashed at us and hit us with a head and face!

Brother Zhang and I were shocked, screamed "oops", rolled over and rolled to the side! I saw that the living hairy monkey smashed on the ground with a stick, and with a loud "boom", it smashed a big hole on the ground! The mud and rocks on the ground rose to the sky, obscuring the shadow of the moon above the black stone stream, and also fascinated my eyes!

So I lay on the ground, not daring to move, rubbing my eyes while listening to the gongs and drums, and thinking, "Why did this old man suddenly become a big toad?" He has become a toad, so why should he beat gongs and drums? Is there anything wrong with this? ”。 While I was thinking, I rubbed my red and swollen eyes, and suddenly I saw that the hairy monkey was floating towards me!

I was startled, and quickly puffed out my cheeks and blew the shadow puppet, and the hairy monkey was blown by me, and then floated towards Brother Zhang!