"Bang, bang, woohoo......!"

If you have money, you have confidence, with Wu Yaohan, the big man, He Shan's waist is worth a lot when he walks, and after ordering three bowls of noodles in the restaurant carriage to satisfy his hunger, he went back to continue sleeping. It wasn't until the Fugui train reached the boundary of Hanshui Town, and under the operation of the protagonist Chen Fangtian's bombed rails, he was thrown off his seat by the sudden brake of the train.

"Alas, it's finally here......" Touching the back of his head, which had fallen lightly, He Shan shook his head out of the window and looked at the three words Hanshui Town on the platform of the station.

"Everyone, welcome to Hanshui Town, where the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the people are outstanding, although everyone's journey is blocked, but you can rest assured that the residents of Hanshui Town have prepared all the accommodations and entertainment for everyone. Come, everybody, please come with me......"

Chen Fangtian had no shame, as if the railroad tracks were not blown up by him, and when the train passengers didn't know what to do, he stood up and acted as a tour guide. But although his approach is extreme, his starting point is good, and he wants to get rich for his hometown.

But he was so disturbed, but he ruined the good things of many people, such as the horse thief who originally planned to rob the passengers of this train, and the three warriors who were going to go south with the Terracotta Warriors, and finally the original Hanshui Town security team who wanted to board this train after taking advantage of the fire in Hanshui Town.

Looking at this familiar face in front of the screen, He Shan regretted that he was really blinded by joy, and came here without anything. Otherwise, so many celebrities are here, at least they can be commemorated by a writer.

"Shall we go along?" Xiao San's eyes were staring at Wu Yaohan, who was being dragged by the fat woman, but in order to show it too obviously, he pretended to be unsure of what to pay attention to, and then asked He Shan.

This junior is definitely the qualified junior that a man dreams of in his heart, not to mention the young and beautiful and hot body that a junior should have, the most important thing is that his personality is obedient and his brain is stupid, even if he knows that he is just a third party, he has the ambition to replace the main room and live in the East Palace.

Without answering, He Shan gave her a roll of the eyes, and then jumped off the train directly from the window, followed the large army, and set off towards Hanshui Town.

Although Xiao San didn't bring too much luggage, he wore high heels, and walked extremely a dirt road like Hanshui Town, which was poor and unrepaired. After only a few steps, he took off his mink coat when he was tired, panting and gritting his teeth to keep up with the large army.

"Hehe, miss, why do you want to stay, how about I accompany you?" The original captain of the security team in Hanshui Town, Zhubo, who was probably not more than 5 feet tall, opened his mouth and teased. Even if he was caught by his successor fire brigade captain Cao Zhuojian and escorted back to the town, he didn't forget to have fun when he saw beautiful women.

Xiao San continued to go her own way speechlessly, she had been molested many times, not to mention that this time it was a short mule who was about to go to prison.

Zhubo seemed to forget his current situation, and pestered: "Don't go so fast, beauty, I'm having a good chat, I'm the original captain of the security team in this town, do you want me to accompany you to dinner tonight and watch the moon?" ”

"You're the captain of the security team?" Xiao San stopped and looked at the short man who was only up to his shoulder with suspicious eyes.

"Yes, they can all prove it."

"Yes, yes, we can all prove it......" The two members who were promoted from the fire brigade to the security team who pressed him, perhaps never saw a woman's clothes that could be worn so little, both swallowed their saliva and looked at Xiao San's undulating chest dumbfounded.

"...... you guys?" Xiao San was surprised to find that it was not only these three who looked at her like this, but even the other firefighters who were guarding the original security team also had this virtue, so they immediately put on a mink coat.

"Oops......! Wait for me. The little three, who realized it later, felt surrounded by a group of perverts, and after screaming, he didn't care about the pain in his feet, and caught up with the large army as soon as he slipped away.

"You, you go slower, don't go so fast, I, I, I can......'t keep up" Xiao San grabbed He Shan, who was walking at the end of the line.

"If you can't keep up, walk slowly, isn't there a security team from Hanshui Town behind, they will take care of you." He Shan looked at a group of veteran Hong Kong stars in the 80s behind, like Uncle Ying, Wu Ma, and Wu Yaohan's wife Fat Sister, it is impossible for the real world to see them together again. Although I don't chase stars, I will inevitably feel a pity when I revisit the golden classics.

Xiao San complained: "What kind of security team, I think it's the pervert team, one by one, as if they have never seen a woman, staring at their chest and drooling, without blinking their eyes." ”

"Satyrs? That's really their style. He Shan agreed, this point cannot be denied, and there are many pictures and lines that he couldn't understand when he was a child, and he didn't understand it until he grew up, and as he grew older, he realized it more deeply every time he revisited it. Especially this movie, from childhood to adulthood, he doesn't know how many times he has watched it.

"Sir, I'm sorry, I'm Cao Zhuojian, the captain of the security team, just now my team members may have done some rude behavior to your wife, I am here to apologize to you and your wife for them." As the current captain of the security team, Cao Zhuojian is a person with a strong sense of justice and a love of face, since Chen Fangtian has done everything he shouldn't do, then he has to appease the emotions of these gangs who may bring wealth and passengers to Hanshui Town. lest these people go back and spread the reputation of the town outside.

"You're mistaken, I'm not his ......"

"Then I'll trouble you, Captain Cao, educate your subordinates well, are you right, madam." Wu Yaohan didn't know when he got rid of his wife, and suddenly stood next to Xiao San and interjected.

Looking at Wu Yaohan's serious face and Brother Biao with an embarrassed face, He Shan shook his head and ignored them and kept up with the large army. But he didn't take two steps, he looked back at Wu Yaohan, who was really up and down with Xiao San, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, wanting to tell the story of Yangtze River No. 2 to his wife Fat Sister, and by the way, he also told Xiao San's affairs.

Hanshui Town is said to be a town, but it is more like a village, probably because it is next to the railway, and the people in the town have raised the prefecture level up by one level.

As can be seen from the opulent hotel built in the center of Hanshui Town, it may have had a brief period of glory in the past, but after Chen Fangtian, a well-intentioned and bad man, blew up a nearby dam, the town began to decline, resulting in a serious loss of talent.

"Sir, this is the key to room 5 on the 2nd floor." As soon as Cao Zhuojian saw He Shan appear in the hotel lobby, he stuffed the key into his hand.

He Shan was puzzled: "What do you mean?" ”

"Oh, that's right, in order to express the apologies of all our security team, I opened a suite for you, rest assured, the money has been given." Cao Zhuojian embarrassedly touched the back of his head and explained.

Heh, don't you want to be such a big trick! Room 5, that is a battleground for soldiers, how many people are staring at it!

Cao Zhuojian didn't wait for He Shan to refuse, and ran over and said the same thing after seeing Xiao San and the mustache just now also enter the lobby. Then he warmly led her to room 5.

"Sir, don't be polite to me, our Hanshui Town is famous for its hospitality. You go in and take a hot shower, and then I'll have someone bring you something delicious. Cao Zhuojian's strength was so great that He Shan could only let him drag him, and he had no power to fight back.

Seeing Xiao San sitting on the edge of the window and looking at himself with strange eyes, He Shan died at this moment, and he just wanted to slip away, but who knew that Cao Zhuojian hadn't left yet, and he was still staying in the corridor on the 2nd floor, introducing what entertainment facilities were in the hotel for the passengers on the Fugui Train.

"No matter, at least you have to keep Room 5 from being occupied by others, and don't open the door to let the horse thieves in." He Shan made up his mind just like looking for some self-defense tools in the suite, the force value of these horse thieves on the train is not high, as long as it is not two to fight one, with his body that has been humiliated and resisted by the debtor, one-on-one, he can barely go to the hospital.

"What do you want to do!" Xiao San was frightened by He Shan, who had been standing at the door in a daze, and then suddenly lifted the bottom of the bed, thinking that he was going to do something to himself, and he was scared of more pounds of quilts.

"Nymphomaniac." He Shan scolded secretly, didn't bother to explain, and continued to choose self-defense tools around in room 5. Finally, he found a wooden stick in the closet.

"Knock Knock Knock ......"

"Who is it?" Hearing the knock on the door, He Shan immediately clenched the wooden stick vigilantly. If Cao Zhuojian hadn't said that he would bring him food, he would have absolutely opened the door.

"Knock knock knock ......" did not return outside the door, which made He Shan's heart hang.

"Why didn't you open the door in a daze, maybe Brother Han was outside." Xiao San didn't know what He Shan was nervous about, thinking that it was the lover who came to find him, so he rushed up and opened the door directly.

"Brother Han, why are you only here now......" Xiao San saw that it was not Wu Yaohan who knocked on the door, but a bearded man with a meaty face, "Who are you...... Ah~"

"Idiot! Do you still want to be desperate...... In room No. 5, there was a birth from No. 2 to No. 10 on the Yangtze River! He Shan, who had his back against the wall, saw a puff of smoke rushing towards Xiao San's face, and knew what was going on with his knees.

"This ecstasy is amazing."

"It's almost gone, don't waste time."

The man who started the door, the bearded horse thief, laughed and asked the chief for credit when he saw that he had charmed the people who lived in room 5. Then there was a thud, and he himself fell unconscious. Finally, there was a second pop, and He Shan also fell.

"Quick, hide the two of them in the toilet."

The smoke is too strong, and He Shanyou is guarding against it, but he still inhales it a little, and his brain is a little confused for the time being, and his body can't move, but he doesn't lose his intention. He listened to the footsteps of entering the suite one after another, and was glad that he was not impulsive just now, otherwise he would have been seriously injured if he had not been crippled by the horse thief if he had seen the weapon in his hand.

"Bang!" The horse thieves didn't take it lightly, carried He Shan and Xiao San, and rudely put them into the bathtub of the toilet.

"Open the door, round the room!"

Not long after Room 5 was occupied by horse thieves, it was the turn of the captain of the Fugui to come to the door, and the whole No. 5 was in a chaotic situation anyway.