Chapter 1: Swallowing the Book of Life and Death

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Yu Xie couldn't figure it out, he was just angry for a while, and said a few words to God, and then his head was blown up by thunder, his spirit was in a trance, and his soul was separated from his body, and then he was treated as a dead person by black and white impermanence, and his soul was detained in the underworld.

Yu Xie originally wanted to take advantage of the sunny day to go to the mountains to get some game to improve the food, but it rained halfway through, so the annoyed Yu Xie pointed to God is scolding:

God, do you have long eyes, you don't even pay attention to my residual evil, and if it rains, it will rain, have you ever asked me how the residual evil feels, you goods...... You deserve to be scolded.

As a result, the sky sounded gracefully with five thunders.

This is the legendary five thunders that hit the top, and they hit the top of the remaining evil......

"The people in the hall can be called remnants?" In the underworld, a deep voice sounded.

Yu Xie followed the voice and looked over, only to see a middle-aged man wearing a black hat and an ancient costume sitting in front of him, looking majestic, and he didn't know who it was, anyway, he didn't look like a good person.

Yu Xie glanced at the man, and said impatiently: "Master, I am Yu Xie, who are you?" ”

"I am the magistrate of the underworld, and today your life is over, so I hereby decriminalize you to come to the underworld to reincarnate ......"

What longevity has been exhausted? Isn't that fun?

I Yu Xie learned Taoism from my grandfather at the age of 4, opened the Yin and Yang Heavenly Eye at the age of 6, awakened a magical mana at the age of 8, and now the mana is strong, the Taoism is profound, and it has already surpassed my grandfather.

Whether it's a human or a ghost, it's not my opponent of the remnant of the evil anymore, I am now an invincible and unrivaled existence, but I accidentally received a thunderbolt, saying that my life is over, and you want to treat me as a dead person, you really underestimate my remnant evil's ability to resist death.

The ghosts can't kill me, and the thunder can kill me.

Yu Xie was angry, and immediately roared, and scolded the judge angrily, "You judge is really nonsense, and you don't open your dog eyes to see who my Yu Xie is, my Yu Xie is an invincible person who fights all over the world, my grandfather told me my fate, saying that I can live to be 111 years old, and now I am only 18 years old, you are in a hurry to take my life, do you still have a royal law." ”

Seeing that Yu Xie didn't take him as a judge in his eyes, the urging judge was so disrespectful, and the angry urging judge couldn't wait to immediately take Yu Xie to be reincarnated as an animal.

The magistrate blew his beard and glared at him, and said sternly: "Your life and death are written in this judge's "Book of Life and Death", and what others say doesn't count, so you can't make a big deal of nonsense here." ”

"I don't believe it." In the face of life and death, how could Yu Xie easily believe the judge, "Take your "Book of Life and Death" to show me." ”

How can this "Book of Life and Death" be shown to others casually, if you want to see it, I will also urge the judge to read it.

The magistrate stretched his waist and opened the book of life and death without hurry, and found the name of Yu Xie.

But as soon as he saw Yu Xie's name, the magistrate was suddenly dumbfounded, Yu Xie's death should be one year and three months later, and now his soul was hooked to the underworld in advance.

Yu Xie pretended to be struck by lightning, but before he was completely dead, he was detained by black and white impermanence and his soul was sent to the underworld.

These two ghosts are really bad, and Yu Xie is in a hurry to detain his soul before he is completely dead, which is too hasty.

But this is not the first time that such a mistake has been made.

The Judge has seen a lot of such things, so he is very adaptable.

The magistrate immediately smiled evilly, and quickly changed his words: "This official thinks that you are young, and there are still many things that have not been done, and this official can give you another year and three months of life." ”

One year and three months of life?

Yu Xie is not rare, he is a person who can live to be 111 years old, and he wants to spend a year and three months of life to pass the time, but there is no door.

Yu Xie saw that after the judge glanced at the "Book of Life and Death", he changed his words so hastily and casually, and his temper was so good, there must be something wrong with this frame, and the problem may be in the "Book of Life and Death".

So Yu Xie rushed through the obstruction and ran to the judge, snatched the "Book of Life and Death", and saw that it was written that he would die in one year and three months.

So that's the case, I haven't died yet, and I thought it was because the judge was kind enough to let me live for another year and three months.

After knowing the truth, Yu Xie suddenly jumped like thunder, and shouted at the judge angrily: "Master, I can live for another year and three months, you hooked the soul of the master in such a hurry, aren't you careless of human life, you old man still lied to me, let me live for another year and three months, it's really nonsense, the master could have lived another year and three months." ”

The judge hurriedly explained: "Brother Yu Xie, misunderstanding, this is definitely a misunderstanding, we apologize to you." ”

Can an apology be eaten as a meal, who is rare.

Black and white impermanence also said timidly: "Little brother, we will correct our mistakes, and we will send you back." ”

Of course, Yu Xie was not happy, not because black and white impermanence hooked the wrong soul, but because the "Book of Life and Death" wrote that Yu Xie could live for one year and three months.

Nima, one year and three months later, is still going to die, he is in the prime of life, how can he die.

I don't even have a girlfriend, and I haven't even touched a girl's hand, if I die too early, wouldn't I come to the world for nothing.

Yu Xie thought, he hasn't lived enough, he must not die, this year and three months of life is too little, even a hundred years later, he can't die.

Now that he has come to the Netherworld today, he has to completely solve his life and death matters.

Yu Xie stared at the impursifier and black and white impermanence, with a look of unrelenting, and said hehehe: "I said that the impursible judge and black and white impermanence, you are so casual to hook people's souls and ask for people's lives, I will definitely not stop there, and I will definitely not accept the apology, unless you agree to my request, otherwise I will definitely go to Lord Yama to accuse you of misconduct and make you make trouble here." ”

As soon as the magistrate heard that Yu Xie was going to Hades to complain, he was immediately stunned, and hurriedly whispered, "What... Request, you talk about it. ”

Yu Xie looked domineering, sat on the desk in front of the judge, turned against the customer, and said bluntly: "The very simple request is to remove my Yu Xie's name from the "Book of Life and Death". ”

Very simple? It's a head-off thing, okay?

How is this possible......

People's life and death have long been predestined by heaven, how can they be changed at will.

Who has the courage to change "The Book of Life and Death".

Usually detains the wrong soul, and the judge can send people away with a flicker, so that people can "come back to life" and come back to life, and people will be grateful to Dade.

But now that this remnant evil is brought to life, he does not appreciate it, not only has to go to the king of Hades to ask for an explanation, but also makes unreasonable demands to the judge, which is too embarrassing for the judge.

Yu Xie is a typical shameless person.

But seeing Yu Xie's extremely arrogant appearance, he knew that this person was not a good stubble and was not easy to deal with.

The judge said embarrassedly: "Brother Yu Xie, this request is not within the scope of the official's duties, can you make some other requests." ”

"Other requirements." Yu Xie glared at a pair of angry eyes, and then said with a grin, "Hehe, is there anything more important than the life of the master?" ”

"This ......"

"Okay, you can't do it, I'll do it myself." Yu Xie opened the "Book of Life and Death", found his name, and quickly tore off the page.

"Yu Xie, you dare to tear it... Tear up the Book of Life and Death, and you will suffer... Damned. Seeing that Yu Xie tore up the Book of Life and Death, the judge stared at his eyes angrily, and his whole body trembled with fear.

Yu Xie didn't pay attention to the judge, although this page was torn off, they would still stick it on, and they would have to die.

So Yu Xie didn't stop doing anything, simply kneaded it into a ball, and ate the page of the book of life and death in one bite.

"You dare to eat the book of life and death......"

Black and white impermanence rushed up to make a move on the remaining evil.

Yu Xie was not polite, and he hit the black and white impermanence with a fierce blow.

Black and white impermanence is the opponent of Yu Xie, and after a few rounds, the two ghosts were beaten by Yu Xie and bruised and purple, until they knew the difficulty and retreated, and they did not dare to do anything to Yu Xie again.

Yu Xie looked at the "Book of Life and Death" again, and saw the names of the villagers in Yangliu Village, where he was located, it seemed that several villagers were going to die this year, and several villagers had disasters in the past few days.

How could Yu Xie watch them suffer and die, so he ate a few more pages of the paper on the "Book of Life and Death".

Seeing Yu Xie tearing up and eating the "Book of Life and Death" on the spot, and beating the ghost with his hands, the anger in the chest of the judge was churning, and he really wanted to slap Yu Xie to death.

But Yu Xie is not a good thing to mess with, he can't beat him, and he can't be fierce, so the judge is very helpless, so he has to threaten: "Yu Xie, you are so lawless, you dare to eat the Book of Life and Death, you wait...... Be struck by lightning. ”

It's okay that the judge doesn't say it, but the more he talks about the remaining evil, the more angry he becomes, obviously they are fooling, but they want to curse themselves for being cursed by heaven and struck by lightning.

It's unreasonable, it's so hurtful.

Yu Xie is the kind of person who is easy to bully, so in a fit of anger, he ate the entire "Book of Life and Death".

Then, with his own skills, he put down a group of Yin soldiers and ghost soldiers in the underworld and left the underworld with a swagger...... Walk away.

Leaving behind an angry and helpless impurator and black-and-white impermanence...... Pounding his chest and stoning, he was sad.

[PS: What magical changes will occur after Yu Xie eats the "Book of Life and Death", please read the next chapter, there will be surprises you can't think of. 】

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