Chapter 17: Desert Buster: Lord Red Egg
"Order: The Hokkaido garrison is dispatched immediately to stop the spread of the flood!"
"Hey!"
"Order: Flood warning to send Hokkaido residents to higher ground immediately."
"Yes!"
His Excellency Ampere, the Supreme Archon of Dongying, issued two urgent orders in succession. The staff complied and immediately left the venue......
Ampere turned his head, looked at the old scientist, and said urgently: "Professor, please tell me, how should I transfer the round egg?" β
As soon as this question fell, the old professor immediately spoke: "Make a hanging basket and send Miss Sakurai to it." Then the most elite pilots of the Air Force were dispatched to tow the gondola away with four helicopters. During this process, it is important to maintain stability and never tilt. β
Hearing this, His Excellency An Pei immediately looked at the senior officer of the military department: "General, can your pilot do it?" β
Feeling this gaze, the senior officer of the military department nodded heavily: "It's completely possible!" β
"Okay, go arrange the pilot immediately!"
"Yes, Your Excellency!"
The senior military officials got up, walked quickly away from the venue, and went out to make a phone call.
"Now, one last question: where should we move the round eggs?" Ampere asked the scientists again.
The scientists were about to answer, just then, but with a bang, the door was knocked open again.
A diplomat broke into the venue.
"Report: The ruling region of Huaxia has called, hoping that we can send the round eggs back to Huaxia. They said: The Chinese continent is not afraid of being flooded. β
What the?! The politicians were stunned.
, Huaxia is so awesome? So sacrificial?
Uh, no, no!
It is impossible for politicians to do things so shallowly. The spirit of self-sacrifice can never be seen in politicians.
Thinking of this, An Pei asked in a deep voice: "Did Huaxia specifically say where to send the round eggs?" β
Hearing this, the diplomat immediately nodded: "Yes!" β
"Where is it? Say it! β
"Taklamakan Desert!"
Rumble!
It was as if the thunder of the nine days shook the heavens and the earth, and the politicians in Dongying were all stunned.
"This, this way ......"
"Damn, this method is absolutely amazing!"
"Are the Chinese really smart! We're still worrying about this disaster, and they've come up with a way to turn it into a blessing! β
At this moment, endless joy poured into the hearts of all politicians in Dongying.
At this moment, Ampere almost wanted to laugh out loud.
"Do we have a desert in Dongying? Quick, check it out! β
When the sound fell, the geographers attending the meeting immediately stood up and shouted: "Yes! 'Tottori Sand Dunes': Located in Tottori Prefecture, it is 16 kilometers long from east to west and 2 kilometers from north to south, with a total area of 32 square kilometers. β
As soon as these words came out, the venue burst into thunderous applause.
Thinking of this, Archon Ampere shouted excitedly: "Quick, let the military go out!" Send Sakurai-sama to the 'Tottori Dunes'! β
"Yes!"
The meeting ended and everyone hurried out of the room, with smiles on everyone's faces.
Dandan-sama, this water is spitting up well!
With this opportunity, there will be no more deserts in Dongying.
Long live Dandan-sama!
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Earthlings are smart.
At this time, not only the Chinese people thought of this way of turning disasters into welfare, but also the Europeans and Americans.
North America. Ruling government.
"Immediately call the ruling government in Dongying, and say that we in North America are willing to accept the red eggs that spit water, and ask them to transport the eggs. Whether it's fuel or flight costs, we're all out of North America! β
βYessirοΌβ
Europe.
"In the name of the collective of the 26 districts of Europe, let the ruling government of Dongying send a diplomatic application for them to transport the spitting red eggs to our Europe. We are willing to pay 10 billion federal dollars. β
"Yes, sir!"
Russia.
"Call Dongying: Russia is willing to pay hundreds of billions of federal coins to borrow a red egg that spits water, and let it help us water our great desert."
"Yes!"
And in Africa, where the desert phenomenon is most severe, the regional governments are even more crazy.
Both politicians and ordinary people are calling the ruling government.
I hope they can send the red-and-dan-san who spits crazy water to Africa.
Africa has been dry for many years, and many areas are no longer viable. It would be a blessing to all Africans if those deserts could be turned into oases.
"Blood Book! Blood Book! Hundreds of millions of people are bloody, please help us! β
"Lord Red Dandan, come to Africa, come and save our desert!"
"This ruling government, we in Africa are willing to offer the highest price, quickly send the red egg over to spit water!"
What the? You say that the sea water is salty and has a high salt content?
Nonsense, of course we know.
But even the saltiest land is better than the desert. The desert is a forbidden area for life, and almost nothing can survive.
And there are many, many more plants suitable for saline-alkali land.
For example: sand date, bay, white elm, ash...... These countless trees.
Another example: papaya, plum, elm plum, peach, begonia...... These are up to dozens of species of horticultural plants.
As long as we can turn the desert into saline land and plant these flowers and trees, in a few years, our desert will become an oasis.
Oh my God, please be gracious, and let the Red Dandan-sama come and spit water!
We in Africa are not afraid of being flooded, we are really not afraid!
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With the voices of the African people, the whole world was resonant.
Countless geographers and environmental experts have accepted the invitation of the TV station and appeared on the TV to do programs.
Hong kong. Phoenix TV.
"Professor Li, do you think the ruling government in Dongying will give away the red eggs that spit water?" The beautiful host asked.
Professor Li nodded: "Of course I will give it up!" You must know that the round egg stores the water of the East China Sea and the South China Sea, which is as much as hundreds of millions of tons of seawater. β
"Then Professor Li, where do you think the ruling government will send the red eggs?"
As soon as these words came out, Professor Li hesitated.
"This, this...... I do not know. It may depend on the confrontation between the parties, but I think we have a lot of hope for Huaxia. β
"Oh? Professor Li, can you explain why? β
"Because: round eggs are born of our Chinese women!"
When the sound fell, the entire 1.5 billion Chinese in China were a sensation.
"That's right, Dandan-sama is from our Huaxia!"
"The ruling government will send someone to negotiate with Dongying, and let Hongdandan come back to help us manage the desert!"
"What about Dandan-sama's mother? Please come forward and talk to us about it! β
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Dongying. Sapporo City.
The Marines had arrived at the point of the incident, and at the same time, the Air Force had dispatched four helicopters to drag a huge gondola over the ground.
Subsequently, the basket is lowered to the ground in height.
"Miss Sakurai, please stand up slowly. Slowly, be slow, don't shake your hands, don't shake! β
The Marine Corps officer said to the girl with a pleasant face on his head under the torrential rain.
The Toei military did not take the round egg from Sakurai Lea, after all, no one could predict the consequences of doing so.
Can you guarantee that the round egg will not tilt during the snatch?
Can you guarantee that the snatched round egg will not change weirdly again?
Do you dare to guarantee that this woman will not be secretly evil?
If she throws a round egg in an instant, or changes direction slightly, and aims the water column at the tall buildings in the distance, or the earth, it will be a disaster for the whole of Hokkaido, and it will be devastating.
For this reason, the military did not dare to act rashly, so they could only ask Sakurai Ria to cooperate with kind words.
"Miss Sakurai, as long as you can cooperate with us, after this incident, the government will definitely give you enough remuneration to make you absolutely satisfied."
"Really?"
"Of course! I swear to Amaterasu! β
Hearing the officer's words, Sakurai Lea nodded slightly, and then slowly, slowly stood up......
Several special forces immediately surrounded her, fixed her body, and then carefully sent her to Hanging Blue.
"Ready to take off!"
"Comparison time, 10, 9, 8...... 3οΌ2οΌ1οΌ Initiate! β
The wings spun rapidly, smoothly pulling the gondola into the blue sky, heading towards the only desert in Toei, the "Tottori Sand Dune".
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At this time, the Dandan-sama was still spitting water.
I can't help it!
The baby drinks too much, feels uncomfortable, and can't vomit.
Woo woo woo woo woo ......
(Dandan-sama cried, and Moon Dance wanted to cry too.) Woo woo, I haven't written enough four chapters, what should I do? Do you really want to eat the keyboard live stream? Guys, can you dance around the moon once? οΌ
(If you really can't do it, can you let Moon Dance eat chocolate keyboards?!) οΌ
(Woo woo woo woo - )