Chapter 799: Misfortune Leads to the East
"Fatty, with your kind of blind tossing, do you dare to compare with Master Guan? Tsk, I have to say, your heart is really big enough, I really admire it. Wu Ze gave Luo Fat a thumbs up.
Wu Ze is really convinced of Luo Fatzi, a faceless and skinless guy, a person who can say this kind of thing, is it still a matter for him?
"Concession, concession, I feel that my biggest shortcoming is that I am too honest, I have to say everything one thing, and I never know how to hide it." Luo Fat Man was smiling nonsense.
Wu Ze looked at Luo Fatzi's smug look, and almost couldn't help but want to go over and spit on his face, but in the end he gritted his teeth and held back, if he wanted to deal with Luo Fatzi, a shameless guy, it was estimated that he wouldn't do anything else for a day.
Just when Wu Ze gritted his teeth with hatred, Zeng Xuhui behind them shouted, "Haha, fat brother, you are really handsome in these moves, why don't you let me try two tricks too?" Let's see if I have the talent to be a disciple of Guan Gong, okay? ”
Looking at Zeng Xuhui, who was eager to try, Luo Fatman's face showed a somewhat strange expression, but he didn't say much, he carried the long knife with both hands, raised it out, and then said: "This is no problem, come on, I'll let you try it and see if you have the potential to be a swordsman." ”
"Okay, fat brother, you are optimistic, I feel that my whole body is full of strength now, I have a hunch that I am definitely the successor of Mr. Guan Public Relations!" Zeng Xuhui was overjoyed and stretched out his hand to pick up the sapper shovel handed over by Luo Fatzi.
Zeng Xuhui stretched out his hand, just grabbed the long knife, Luo Fatzi let go of his hand, and the next moment, Zeng Xuhui's face turned green directly.
Good guy, the long knife he grabbed in his hand was too heavy, he didn't expect that the long knife that Luo Fat Man could swing freely was so heavy.
Zeng Xuhui, who was unprepared, felt a sinking in his hand, and almost didn't catch the long knife, and in the end he still used the power of the wilderness to catch the long knife that kept falling down.
This time, Zeng Xuhui, who had a green face, almost jumped up and scolded his mother, grandma has a leg, how can such a heavy long knife be wielded?
Zeng Xuhui, who still wants to be the disciple of the next generation of the Guan public relations master, is embarrassed this time, he now even feels extremely difficult to carry this long knife, but the big words just now have been said again, how will this end?
Zeng Xuhui, this guy, was carrying this long knife, his eyes were slipping, and he accidentally saw Xu Weidong standing aside, and as soon as his head turned, he immediately had an idea.
Although he was a little unbearable, but when he thought that if he persisted, he was destined to make a fool of himself, so he turned his heart sideways and decided to come to steal the beam and change the pillar, and let Xu Weidong be the first to replace the dead ghost.
No matter what, friends who die are not dead and poor, at this critical moment, friends are used to pit, and they can pit a handful.
After making up his mind, Zeng Xuhui said to Xu Weidong without blushing and heartbeat: "Weidong, I'm a little anxious, you help me hold this knife first, and I'll come when I go." ”
Xu Weidong, who was as pure as a little white rabbit in his heart, suspected that there was him, he casually stretched out his hand to pick up the long knife handed over by Zeng Xuhui, and said in his mouth: "Comrade Xiao Zeng, you are too anxious at the right time, right?" You haven't even proven whether you have the talent to be a disciple of Guan Gong, how can you be in a hurry......
As soon as his hand was on the long knife, before he could finish his words, Zeng Xuhui on the opposite side had already taken several steps back neatly.
After Xu Weidong saw Zeng Xuhui's strange actions, he was stunned for a moment, and suddenly forgot to say anything, he didn't know what Zeng Xuhui's actions meant.
But before he could figure out the meaning of Zeng Xuhui's move, he felt a sinking in his hand, and Xu Weidong, who was not prepared at all, would have thought that Zeng Xuhui, a guy who usually looks honest, would come to pit him.
So at this moment, Xu Weidong's hand was not steady, and the long knife weighing thirty or forty catties in his hand fell directly to the floor.
With a "bang", the long knife slammed into the floor.
Fortunately, at the moment when the long knife was about to land, Xu Weidong subconsciously put his foot away, otherwise, the long knife weighing thirty or forty pounds would have smashed into the surface of his foot.
To be honest, if this long knife really wants to hit his foot, then it is estimated that Xu Weidong's foot will be swollen by this long knife.
"Hahaha......" Zeng Xuhui, who took a few steps back, couldn't help but burst into laughter after seeing that his trick of causing trouble to the east had succeeded.
After hearing Zeng Xuhui burst into laughter there without concealment, Xu Weidong didn't understand that he had fallen for this guy's trick.
Immediately, Xu Weidong jumped up and scolded: "I'll take it, Comrade Xiao Zeng, I was kind enough to help you, but I didn't expect you to use such a trick to harm me, you are too unkind, right?" Where is the promised friendship? I really didn't see that you, who are honest on weekdays, are so bad. ”
"Haha, Weidong, you can't blame me, if you want to blame the fat brother, good guy, this long knife is weird, and he didn't remind me, so I almost looked foreign." Zeng Xuhui, who was almost laughing, finally stopped laughing, and then wanted to lead the fire to Luo Fatzi.
It's just that Xu Weidong, who has already learned to be well-behaved, where will he be in this position? Luo Fatzi's mouth that can tell the dead alive, he has been taught, so he still pointed the muzzle of the gun at Zeng Xuhui.
"You calf, the fat brother has cheated you, and you think I'm coming? Are you afraid that you will have a foreign appearance, so let me make this foreign appearance? You're really not a thing, it's over, the friendship boat between us has already been overturned. Xu Weidong aimed his firepower at Zeng Xuhui, and he scolded him fiercely.
"Haha, Wei Dong scolded right, this kid Xiao Zeng did really not do it authentically, just now he wanted to be Master Guan's next-generation disciple, I just wanted to test him, I didn't want him to turn his head and go to pit you, he is really not a thing." Luo Fatzi happily lit the fire in the wind.
"Fat brother, seriously, you are not a good person, just now I saw that I was going to make a foreign appearance, and you didn't even remind me out loud, I still regard you as my own brother." Xu Weidong rolled his eyes, and couldn't help but complain to this guy who was not afraid of big things.