The third uncle asked me to come, my brain was "buzzing" blank, I thought it was just a passing scene, but I didn't expect things to change abruptly, and I was actually bare-chested.

My first reaction was no, and I hurriedly said, "Third uncle, no, no......"

The third uncle's face was ugly, he pulled me to a place where there was no one, and said sharply: "Qiangzi, you remember, from now on, I am not allowed to hear you say again, 'I can't do it'!" Whether it works or not, find a way to do it! ”

I kept my head down, dejected.

The third uncle said sharply, "Look up at me!" ”

I slowly looked up, and he kicked me in the ass, "Straighten your back, tilt your head, and say loudly, 'I can do it'!" ”

I said, I'll do it. The third uncle thought that the voice was too quiet, so he asked me to shout again.

When I finished shouting a second time, the third uncle sighed and patted me on the shoulder, with an angry and disappointed expression.

"Qiangzi, I know you are not convinced, if you can do something by shouting slogans, then you can just shout slogans. But have you thought about it, since I dare to let you go alone, then I must have this certainty, you can not be confident in yourself, but you must trust my vision and judgment. The third uncle said.

I was a little ashamed: "Third uncle, I have never done these things alone before......"

"You have." The third uncle said: "I heard you talk about the experience of Thailand, when you escorted the ugly and ugly back to China, after a lot of hardships, and there was a top black-clothed Azan like Azan Wenluo chasing after you, didn't you also do it at that time, and you did it quite well!" When Azan Wenluo and Zhang Hong fought against each other, it was also you who temporarily blocked Azan Wenluo's ghost attack at the most critical moment, gaining precious time. Even if I were there in person, I am afraid that I may not be able to do any better than you. ”

I was ashamed and proud when I heard it, and said: "Third uncle, I was forced to do those things, and now let me take the initiative to do it, it seems to be a little different." ”

The third uncle said: "It shows that you are too lacking in self-motivation and ambition, your ability is indeed not strong, but it is not as weak as your inferiority." Today is your first step in life. Without further ado, I'll teach you a set of Dharma scriptures to exorcise evil spirits, and you can use it tonight. ”

I nodded.

The third uncle found a nearby hotel, opened an hourly room, took me into the room, and began to teach me the Faben heart tips.

After listening to my third uncle's explanation, I probably understood that Southeast Asian spells must first have a Dharma book, and the scriptures recorded in the Dharma book are similar to a language that communicates with nature and ghosts, or a key. And then you have to have the power to get these verses into the ears of the gods and ghosts you want to communicate with.

To use a simple analogy, if you call any American in the United States, you must first know English so that you can communicate with them. And then you have to have a telephone, you have to have a communication device, you can pass your English to that side, that's mana.

Ordinary people just have a Fa book, and it is useless to read it. Where does that mana come from, it's hard to say, the main word, cultivation.

The premise of cultivation is a pious mind. Some people invite little ghosts or Buddhist cards from Thailand, and according to the Dharma Heart Sutra given by the merchant, they can also communicate with ghosts and gods. This situation is special, because the ghost boy you want to communicate with has been blessed by the dark wizard before it is delivered to you, and the communication device has been pressed, you just need to pick up the phone and call directly according to the language in the law book.

This process is also psychic, so the premise must also be pious.

The third uncle told me one thing, the reason why the ghost king of Malaysia is the ghost king, in addition to his natural psychic and talented, in order to practice black witchcraft, he has stayed in many mass graves in Southeast Asia, and has been in retreat for at least three years.

I said, "Third uncle, now you teach me the Fa book, but I don't have mana yet." ”

"Well, you really don't have mana, this requires years of hard work to practice, and now you don't have the time. But you have a unique destiny that no one else has. The third uncle said.

"What?" I asked.

The third uncle said: "You inadvertently absorbed the remnant spirit of a monk in a cave in Burma, and it is now in your relics. After you use it on your upper body, it is equivalent to you obtaining the mana that others have worked so hard to cultivate. ”

I slapped my thigh, yes, haha, God help me.

The third uncle saw that I was so excited, and shook his head: "This thing of yours is not a long-term solution, it belongs to foreign aid, the real mana should still be cultivated by yourself, and I will teach you a complete set of processes for cultivating mana when I have time." ”

"Then what mass grave will I have to go to then?" I say.

The third uncle nodded: "We are practicing dark witchcraft, and dealing with yin spirits is a necessary course. China has now basically eliminated the custom of indiscriminate burial, and there are no mass graves. When the time comes, I will take you to Southeast Asia, where you will be immersed for a long time, ready to endure hardships. ”

My mouth was bitter: "Third uncle, I think it's good now." ”

The third uncle glared at me: "What if your relics are lost, or destroyed by the enemy?" When the time comes, you will have nothing to rely on, you will be an ordinary person, and you will not be kneaded by others. ”

I didn't dare to talk to him, I didn't think much of this mana, others can't work hard, I actually got it by accident, although it's not too powerful, but it's already good. I don't want to dominate the rivers and lakes, I don't have the same ambition as my third uncle, just eat and drink, it's enough.

The third uncle said that the enemy family or something, what kind of enemy family can I have, the person is small and small, he is the third uncle's little follower, and when the sky falls, there is naturally a big one.

In the next time, the third uncle taught me the method of exorcism, I have nothing else, but I have a good memory, after all, I have taken the exam all the way from childhood to adulthood, and I have my own unique memory method, and I can memorize it quickly.

Before it was an hour, I memorized this set of the third uncle's method. The third uncle said, "I'm leaving, you memorize the Fa book well, and you can use it at night." Remember, hadron ......"

I knew that the third uncle had something to explain, so he sat upright.

The third uncle said: "Don't think that you are familiar with the method, you are now like a novice driver on the road, the road conditions cannot be smooth sailing, there are likely to be a lot of unexpected situations that you don't expect, at this time you have to adapt according to what you have learned." You really can't handle it, just call me and I'll figure it out. You have to keep one principle in mind......"

"What?" I asked.

The third uncle said: "Let's show things to customers is a bit like a magician show, if you are nervous or the performance is broken, don't let the audience below see it and knock you off the stage." If we have to find a way to cover it up, as long as we get off the stage safely, we will summarize it afterwards and find a way. ”

I was dumbfounded, a little tangled in my heart, isn't this a lie.

The third uncle looked at my expression, and he sighed: "You are still too young, this is the way of the rivers and lakes, you can slowly comprehend it." Okay, I'm gone, and I'll leave everything to you. ”

He said that he would go, it was really unambiguous, and after opening the door, a gust of wind disappeared.

In the room, I turned over and recited the Dharma text many times. Because I was so nervous, I was so distraught that I really didn't have confidence.

I started simulating scenes in my room, pretending to be old Zhou for a while, and myself for a while. I used the monk's yin spirit to go up, and then chanted the third uncle's law book to ward off evil spirits, and I could feel the black qi in the hotel room slowly dissipating.

I was surprised, I didn't expect the yin qi in the room to be so strong, and the other one was relieved, this set of law books was indeed effective, and it really dispelled the evil qi.

Soon it will get dark and I will want to eat a mat. It's still early to look at the watch, I don't want to go over so early, let me be alone with that old Zhou, it's awkward to think about it, let's pinch the past, and just finish the law and leave.

At night, the antique market is lit up at night, creating a hazy ghost market, and there seem to be more people than during the day. And there are more stalls selling snacks, frying and frying, this is lively.

I was queuing up to buy rabbit heads, and the phone rang, it was my third uncle calling. As soon as I got connected, the third uncle scolded me with a slash on his head and face, and scolded me confused, "Third uncle, what's the matter?" ”

The third uncle was not angry: "Lao Zhou called me just now and asked me why I didn't arrive, and I said that I had something urgent to deal with and asked you to do it." What time is it, and where are you now? ”

I squeaked and said, "I'm still in the night market." ”

"the fart! Hurry up and go to Jubao Zhai, what time is it, customers are in a hurry! The third uncle scolded.

I hurriedly said yes and asked him, "Third uncle, have you arrived in Inner Mongolia?" ”

The third uncle's tone was very impulsive, as if something had happened, he said: "You don't care about me, handle your own affairs clearly!" Then hung up.

I hung my head, like a rooster who had lost a battle, full of lawsuits, dragging my legs step by step towards Jubaozhai.

I really don't want to do it, I want to turn around and leave. But I know that if I turn around and leave, I am afraid that the fate of master and apprentice with my third uncle will be broken in the future, and my own psychology will not be able to pass me. The third uncle once said that you didn't succeed in this matter, but you must not be instigated not to do it.

Now I'm going to have to do it hard.