Yanyan served in the marriage hall in the fairy world, and was the most proud protégé of Yue Lao in the past two hundred years.

This time, what she left me was the two theoretical books "Thirty-six Strategies for Marriage" and "Yin and Yang Harmony Dafa".

This red immortal came and went, Li Si as if he hadn't seen it, still buried himself in eating, I opened one of the books, the content of which was wide and unsightly.

Li Si raised his head and said, "Heart, liver, liver, scratch your back." ”

I put my palm into the placket of his clothes, scratching up and down, left and right, Li Si just lowered his head, very well-behaved, as if enjoying and as if he was receiving some kind of punishment, until finally I couldn't help but muffle, I knew that I had scratched him.

More than two months have passed since the day of the lightning strike, my hands are tied, it is inconvenient to dress and sit and lie down, I have cleaned myself up quite refreshed, Li Si has become more and more like a beggar, I haven't helped him take a bath in these two months, it's time for itchy skin.

I said, "Get up, and I'll take you to wash." ”

Li Si followed so stupidly, it was still the same bath, but the door was not locked, I cut his clothes with scissors, and threw him into the water, like a deflated chicken in a soup pot.

The bathroom was still steaming, Li sighed into the water, then showed a satisfied smile, and even leaned his face on the back of my hand, and said sweetly: "The heart and liver are so good." ”

My biggest flaw is that I think too much and feel too guilty, and Li Si is grateful to me, so I feel that I really can't stand him these days.

That smart Li Si is very annoying, but this fool Li Si is innocent.

I said, "Turn around, and I'll wipe you." ”

Li Si turned around, still with a jade-like back, only slightly emaciated, blaming me for not wanting to serve him often these days, whenever I stared, I deliberately didn't let him eat enough.

What a wicked woman I am, ah!

But it's not quite, for example, the shallow scar on Li Si's shoulder blade is so shallow that it can't be seen, that is when we just got married, the eldest prince Li Yuan hung a knife on the beam, wanting to kill him or kill me, at that time the knife had fallen on Li Si's shoulder blade, I knocked him away, and took the white blade empty-handed.

For example, Li Yuan knew that Li Si was a foodie, and poisoned his drinking water several times, and I repeatedly picked and choose, and one by one replaced Li Yuan's secret son in the second prince's mansion.

It's just that I don't want Li Si to know these things, firstly, he is a fool and he can't understand what he says, and secondly, I am not doing this for him, but he is an important character in my script, and I have to keep him alive.

Thinking of this, the abuse of Li Si made me feel a little more at ease.

I said, "Li Si, I wiped your back, and you are my person." ”

He said, "Oh. ”

Then I said, "Then I will have a pregnancy in the future, and you will admit it, do you know?" ”

He asked me what pregnancy was.

"Pregnancy is pregnancy."

"What is pregnancy?"

"Pregnancy is ......" I thought about it for a long time, until Li Si asked again, and I said: "Pregnancy is that I have a house in my belly, and someone puts a seed in the house, and this seed takes root in the house and grows bigger and bigger, until one day he grows too big and the house can't fit him, and he will come out." ”

"Have a house in your belly?"

"Every woman has a house in her belly."

Li Si turned back, rested his chin on the back of my hand, raised his head, and his eyes were washed by the mist in this room, and he said, "I want to see." ”

"See what?"

"House."

Don't say it, my body really took out the house for him to see, and it's not impossible to stuff it back in, but it hurts, and the blood is stubble, and it will frighten the child.

I laughed dryly, and I saw a reflection on the white porcelain wall, and the door opened halfway to the side, and a figure flashed, as if some hidden weapon had been released in his hand.

I hurriedly took out the courage to take the white blade with my bare hands, and protected Li Si with my whole body, but after waiting for a while, it seemed that nothing had happened.

After putting on a clean dress for Li Si again, I led him out, only to see the Southern Demon kneeling in front of the door.