Chapter 332: The Collision of Cheap and Cheap
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Zhang Fan and Jiang Yu'er finally reached an agreement in the brass bell, Jiang Yu'er was responsible for attracting attention, and Zhang Fan unexpectedly pounced on and bitten people, as much as he could.
It's rare to see Brother Jindan, for Zhang Fan at this stage, it is tantamount to the existence of Tang monk's flesh, he has already summed it up, there is a Jiang Jun dragging, and there is a Jiang Yuer who attracts firepower, he seems to be the big guy who sits back and enjoys it, this deal is cost-effective!
Zhang Fan gritted his teeth and agreed, although the demon general cultivator couldn't help Brother Jindan, but it was absolutely no problem to cause some interference, the timing of the two of them was so ingenious, if it was ten seconds earlier, Zhang Fan might not be able to recognize that it was Zhang Yuanzong's real body, and he was KO in minutes! Ten seconds later, everything was settled, and Zhang Fan's bite was just a small cass.
Jiang Yu'er's clenched right hand slowly loosened, and the thing in his palm Shuer disappeared as if it had never appeared.
"Bang!"
A bloodied crow fell from the sky and smashed into Jiang Yu'er's arms, and its eyes were slowly closed before they were completely opened......
"Ultraman!"
Everything made sense, including the looming familiarity and the inexplicable possessiveness of forbearance.
At this time, Jiang Jun was different from before, he was dying in Jiang Yu'er's arms, returning to the size of the original hen, there was no good meat on his body, blood meandered down his arm, the black feathers became messy, and even the three pinches of yellow hair on the top of his energetic head were castrated.
Jiang Yu'er has no intention of thinking about when Jiang Jun became a human body, why she has been enduring not revealing her identity, from the beginning to the present, although one person and one demon have looked down on each other, but only this one has always been her most trusted partner behind her.
Those days when they depended on each other day and night, relying on bowls of braised pork from hatred to gradually acknowledging each other, the demon pill that was spit out without hesitation at the moment of life and death.........
As soon as Yang Chun drove away from the Wrangler, there was no wound medicine in his hand now, although the ordinary wound medicine was almost useless, but looking at Jiang Jun who had been bleeding, Jiang Yu'er's tears could no longer hold back and flowed down......
This time, it's because of her again.
On the other side of the fire pit, there is less harmony.
The Demon Heaven Ancestor jumped out of the ground, looked at the burned black earth and the corpses of zombies, and kept exclaiming: "Wow! Awesome!! ”
Zhang Fan, who was mourning the spring and autumn and missing the taste of "Tang monk meat", was disturbed by his thoughts, and said in a fierce voice: "Shut up!" It's noisy!! ”
Yo ho! Anyone else dares to tell him to shut up the Demon Heaven Ancestor? "Where did you get out of here? It's ugly! ”
Zhang Fan hates others saying that he is ugly, he used to be, and he is now, the Demon Heaven Ancestor not only said, but also belittled him so nakedly, the uncle can bear it, and the aunt can't bear it.
"Say I'm ugly, why don't you pee and see yourself? Ay...... I forgot that you can't pee, and you laugh at me in an ugly mirror? Look at it, I can become Wu Yanzu, I can also become Andy Lau, Schwarzenegger is no problem, can you? Can you? ”
As Zhang Fan's mouth crackled, he would become a mini black Wu Yanzu, a mini black Andy Lau, and a mini black Schwarzenegger.
Zhang Fan was proud, his mouth slightly upturned, waiting to accept the praise, but ......... He was wrong, the Demon Heaven Ancestor was really the ancestor tens of thousands of years ago, and he didn't know Wu Yanzu Andy Lau or Schwarzenegger, so he felt that the black mud in front of him was weird and interesting, and it could be deformed at will, so Shi Shiran said: "Can you become a dustman?" ”
"If you can become a smeller, I will admit that you are amazing!"
Zhang Fan"???? ”
What the hell is Smelling Dust? He'd never heard of this person, let alone seen it, and he didn't even know what he looked like. It's hard for a good woman to cook without rice!
The Demon Heaven Ancestor was like a roundworm in Zhang Fan's stomach, a pair of hands quickly gave birth to both sides of the Baoguang Mirror, and a yellowed picture scroll was quickly pulled out of it, and the "Huh" picture scroll opened, and a picture of a monk meditating appeared on the paper.
I saw that the monk above was wearing an ink-colored robe and was wearing a dignified one, embroidered with green bamboo after the rain was very elegant, and his hair was full of grace and grace between the flying hairs, but the sword eyes and starry eyebrows made people have the illusion of not being angry and self-righteous, and he still had a short beard on his chin, carrying a long sword, which was quite like a fairy wind and bones.
This appearance is simply the perfect self in Zhang Fan's dream.
But......... Why does he say that he will change, what Zhang Fan is really afraid of on this earth is Jiang Yu'er, a small pervert, even if he meets a high-level monk, he can't beat it, but his hidden kung fu is the best in the world, he can't find it with a lantern when he drills it casually, why does he have to change anything in this ugly mirror......
Even if there is a little bit of excitement, hum, Zhang Fan doesn't know how to sneak back into the green radish!
The Demon Heaven Ancestor flew forward with the scroll in his hand: "Do you want to eat golden black meat?" ”
After walking in, I felt more and more that this treasure mirror was really good-looking, and the bright gems on it were shining, Zhang Fan looked at it and felt as if he was a little dizzy, and his head blurted out with a groggy head: "I want to!" ”
"Do you want to eat Bodhisattva meat?"
"Yes!"
"Do you want to become this handsome and charming dust-smelling man on the picture scroll and fascinate a large number of little ladies?"
"I want to!! Think about it! ”
"Then you change into a look........."
As soon as Zhang Fan's head was hot, he obediently became the dust in the portrait.
And then?
You say then?
After the transformation, Zhang Fan was beaten and screamed by the Demon Heaven Ancestor who suddenly gave birth to countless hands, and his voice soared into the sky
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Demon Heaven Ancestor scolded while beating him: "Wen Chenzi, you hypocritical villain, damn it, Lao Tzu is so good to you, if Lao Tzu didn't carry you back in the Battle of Styx, you would have died a long time ago!" ”
"En will take revenge! Bite the hand that feeds one!! ”
"Kill you, a bad man! My sisters like you! The master is also towards you! Lao Tzu has nine deaths and gets the pill back, and you have to stab you in the back!! ”
Well, yes, Wen Chenzi is the senior brother of the Demon Heaven Ancestor......
This is venting in disguise.
Zhang Fan was bitter in his heart, he couldn't say it, he was pressed to the ground and had no power to fight back, this treasure light mirror is really weird, it can not only bewitch people, but also immobilize you from moving...... Zhang Fan can't run away if he wants to...... It's really a house leak that happened to rain overnight, and one nemesis is not enough, so I got a pair! Do you want the devil to live...... Woowoo...... Grievance.........
Jiang Yu'er, who was not far away, looked at the two who were fighting, and his eyebrows were furrowed: "Enough!" Zhang Fan, come back to me! ”
The Demon Heaven Ancestor made a move, Zhang Fan took the opportunity to break free, and ran back to the green radishstone in his pocket with a cigarette.
"As for you, the sky is big, please!"
Jiang Yu'er turned sideways slightly, signaling the other party to hurry up, she didn't have the heart and ability to deal with this strange mirror, catching up with Yang Chun and returning to the car was the top priority.
There are zombies all over the ground, and she doesn't have the idea of killing all the way to X.