It seems that twenty years have passed very quickly, and I knew that he would wake up, either today or tomorrow, or tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, at the latest next month, next month, in short, this day is coming. I thought I was well prepared, but when I heard this, I still had a feeling of eve, as if it was really just a blink of an eye, as if I had stabbed him with a sword for twenty years, which was what happened yesterday.

After resigning from the Heavenly Monarch, I went to Xun Yuxi to fight, until he stuck his ass on the white jade pillar that towered into the sky, rubbed his shoulders and said to me: "It's okay to say that it's over, how can you come up with such a posture of a death match, you have to beat me to death?" ”

I withdrew my hand, sat down on the railing by the Yao Pond, and said softly, "He's awake." ”

"So you're going to kill me? Did I jump into the sea with his mother in my arms, or did I fall asleep with my daughter-in-law in my arms? Lao Tzu thought! ”

I glared at him and whispered, "Hugh is talking nonsense, I'm not ......"

"Tut-tut, look, how many years have I not seen you look so shy? Besides, how do you know who I'm talking about? I'm not such a delusional person, and I hope that flowers can bloom in the cracks of the stones. Yu Xi said, sat down side by side with me across a railing, climbed a peach blossom and threw it into his mouth and chewed it, and spit it out tastelessly, his tone was not very refreshing, "I can't open it after all." ”

I've heard a lot of such words from his mouth, and I don't know which sentence is true and which is false, so I just take it as a deaf ear and just listen to it.

Yu Xi looked at the distant place, squinted his eyes slightly, and said: "Don't worry, if you fight with all your might, I am not sure that I will fight to a draw with you, Chengyu Xiao'er also said that there is no one in the Nine Heavens who is no longer your opponent." ”

"That's the Heavenly Monarch's lift."

"Heh, when is it, he still cares about whether he can lift up or not, Chengyu Tianjun is a kind person, he said you can do it, you really can do it."

"What about Xiao Angu, my current cultivation, do I have a chance to fight with Xiao Angu?"

When Yu Xi sneered, his mouth curled even higher, and he said disdainfully: "You first go to the Soul Scattering Array of Tianji Tomb to be pressed for 600,000 years, and then you can gossip with me without pain, and then compare with him." Everyone knows that the demon path is yin and evil, and if you cultivate a thousand demons, you must first hurt yourself eight hundred, why are there so many people who don't know what to do, because the demon is painless, itchy, itchy, ignorant and unconscious, so that they can really be distracted. ”

"Then didn't he also go to cultivate the Demon Dao?"

"He didn't even hurt himself for 800 times, he was stabbed by you and fell asleep, his attainments are always not high, even if he really comes to the door, isn't there still me?"

"I'm afraid ......"

"Afraid of what?"

I was a little embarrassed to say this, but I had to say it out of worry, so I had to say: "I have been sleeping in the Infinite Lotus for the past twenty years, and I don't know if his cultivation has grown or decreased, I am afraid that I will not be able to cure him if I make a light shot, and I am afraid that I will hurt him again if I attack too hard." The last of the Innocent Lotus has been exhausted, and if he is injured so badly again, there will be no more sleep for him for the next twenty years. ”

Yu Xi was really not very happy when he heard this, and raised his arm and muttered, "It's hard to say whether it will come to the door." ”

Yes, I really haven't changed at all in the past 20 years, and there are still many things I am afraid of, not only afraid that he will come to the door, but also a little faintly afraid that he will not come to the door, although it is not good for me at all that he comes to the door.

I said, "Anyway, you don't have to wander around these days, just follow me." ”

"Why should I follow you?"

"If you don't follow me, I will injure myself and tell the Heavenly Monarch that you have instigated the Youdu to attempt to rebel again, and to put your kennel in the Youdu to the end, so that you will become a lost dog."

"I'm a lost dog."

"Then don't you have a home if you follow me, Yanyan's cooking skills have become more and more refined over the years, and even Emperor Changling smelled the fragrance and touched it twice."

"Oh, it's amazing, this little demon woman has hooked up with Emperor Changling, and you really have meat to eat." Yu Xi said, then leaned over and grabbed my shoulder, "Let's go, let Yanyan roast meat for me to eat, she never cooks food for men who are too lazy to hook up." ”

I was dragged to the World Hall by Yu Xi step by step, and I always felt as if there was a hot gaze staring behind me. In the hall of tracing the world, Yanyan was indeed roasting meat, Yu Xi leaned up to take a look, and sniffed the dog's nose again, and simply a piece of bacon, frowned and said to Yanyan: "This root has been twenty years old, it is hard enough to fight, is it rotten to cook?" ”

Yanyan also frowned, "I said how to cut it, it should be a dull knife, you came just in time, sharpen the knife for me." ”

Yanyan said, touched a knife and stuffed it into Yu Xi's hand, pushed him out of the hall with three pushes and two pushes, Yu Xi didn't agree with the fact that the gods had to sharpen the knife for cooking, and looked at me a few times, but still went out.

I knew that Yanyan had something to say to me when she broke him apart, and it should have something to do with the bacon that couldn't be chewed.

On the day I left the Fairy Forest, on that sunny morning, I lay bare in the quilt with my bare shoulders, watching Bai Jinghong wrap up his clothes and prepare to go out to practice.

I said that I wanted to eat bacon, and the bacon in the world, although it had a strange taste, but when I suddenly remembered it, I was very greedy. Bai Jinghong responded happily, and I said, "You don't plan to use the stolen one, do you?" ”

Bai Jinghong frowned, and said as a matter of course: "The gods take some offerings, how can they steal." ”

"That's a lie? I haven't heard of any family in the world that has the custom of worshiping the god of wind, and I haven't even seen an ancestral hall. ”

Bai Jinghong asked me what I wanted to say, and I said: "I don't remember who said it, even if you are not a fairy, you can afford to raise me, now I want to eat a bite of bacon, but it is either stealing or cheating, if it is in the world, I dare not live such a day of stealing chickens and dogs." ”

Bai Jinghong pursed his lips and glared at me fiercely.

He has a strong temperament, and I know that if I say this, he will go to the world and use reasonable and legal means to make me a piece of bacon, which will always take a little time, but just a little time, it is enough for me to break through the cage he set up and escape.

I haven't eaten that bacon yet, and now I'm sending it back, which shows that his memory is good and has not been lost at all.

"He's been here?" I asked Yanyan.

Yan Yan nodded in a panic and pointed outside, "You came from the direction of Yaochi, you didn't touch it?" ”

"Nope."

"That's good, that's good."

"Why does he look fierce?"

"Fierce! Fierce! That thing was wrapped in paper, and I thought it was something important, and when I saw him throw it, he almost didn't kill me when he took it. He threw down his things and left, his mouth was as straight as a knife, and he didn't say a word, he was in a hurry. ”

"I think I stabbed him back then, and I'm still complaining about me. Go cook some food, the dog is yelling that he is hungry, I'll go and clean up a mat for him. ”

"Why do you want him to live here?"

I nodded, "I'm very panicked, it's better to have him here." ”

Yanyan muttered that it was not appropriate, but she didn't say anything, she still went to Zhang Luo's meal, and when a good dish was ready, Yu Xi had already gnawed most of the old bacon.

Yanyan felt sorry for me for this bacon, and she planned to find a good oilskin paper to wrap it in and seal it for one hundred and eighty years, seeing that she was about to be gnawed away by Yuxi bite by bite, she couldn't help but say: "I said Brother Qiqi, you were also a very decent god, and this habit of eating and drinking raw is going to be changed." ”

Yu Xi was very disdainful, "Back then, the gods of Kyushu opened the world and created all things, and it was a common thing for Ru Mao to drink blood. ”

"You are not my ancestor," Yanyan was also very disdainful, and put some dishes on my plate, "This fairy only has such a small ancestor traced back to eat vegetables, don't pay attention to this annoying one." ”

I don't have much appetite, and I won't die if I don't eat anyway. Seeing that Yu Xi had eaten enough, I opened my mouth softly and asked, "Yanyan, do you know where the Feiyu Emperor came from?" ”

"Naturally, it came from her mother's belly."

"But after the Heavenly Monarch ascended the throne, he has never been canonized as the Queen of Heaven, and today I talked to the Heavenly Monarch, and I saw that he still has a deep affection for the Ruizhu Fairy, and he doesn't look like he will cause a lot of debts."

"Isn't it that Changshan fairy, when it was said that the emperor was still the prince, he disappeared soon after he got married." Yanyan said.

Yu Xi over there was full of wine and food, and threw out a folding fan in his hand out of thin air, shaking it in his hand, making himself quite a storyteller's posture, and said proudly: "It seems that the ability of the Yan Fairy to inquire about gossip needs to be improved." ”

Yanyan and I both looked at Yu Xi, and he shook his fan as if he was selling it, and said eloquently: "You also know some of the things in front of you in the mirror, so I'll make a long story short——"