Chapter 26 The Ass and Ginseng
After the old Liang Tou'er finished telling the story, he took the cigarette bag and pot out of his mouth, and said to the four people who could listen attentively: "Okay, that's all for today, it's not early, let's go to sleep!" We're on our way tomorrow! When they heard this, they all got up and prepared to go to bed.
Guo Jiefang stretched his waist and asked Lao Liang's head: "Uncle Liang, the story you told is really hanging, and I feel cold on my spine when I hear it······ You made up this story yourself······! ”。
Lao Liang used a cigarette pouch pot to gently knock on Guo Jiefang's head melon seeds, opened his mouth to reveal a mouth full of burnt teeth, and said: "You monkey cub, you have a lot of ······ in your heart!" ”。
Guo Jiefang smiled and asked Lao Liang Tou'er about the truth of the story, and Lao Liang Tou said: "The story I told was passed down by the older generation······ To tell if it's true or not······ I can't figure out ······ either! Do you not believe it? Okay, what if you believe? Be my guest! It's that simple······ ”。
The bearded company commander carried a spear, put his coat over his body, and said, "Spend the night in the mountains, we can't sleep all at once, we have to leave one person to stand guard······ I'll stand on the first shift, change every two hours, and I'll wake you up when the time comes······! ”。
Everyone agreed, and they lay down on their beds beside the fire.
As soon as Guo Jiefang lay down, he saw Niu Jianjun crawling to his side and hooked his hand, as if he had something to say, Guo Jiefang leaned over his ear and asked, "What's the matter?" Mysterious and mysterious? ”。
Niu Jianjun dragged Guo Jiefang over, whispered close to his ear: "Why didn't you let me tell the company commander about the things in the ancient tomb just now?" ”。
Guo Jiefang said: "What do you want to say to the company commander?" Could it be that the tomb is haunted? Can they believe it? I think you're going to rot all those things in your stomach! When we wipe the shit off our butts, it's not too late for you kid to say more! Remember, don't make any more mistakes, you kid······! ”。
Niu Jianjun smiled wickedly and said, "Lao Guo, you don't want to swallow the treasures in the ancient tomb alone······ right!" ”。
Guo Jiefang didn't squeak, glanced at him, turned over, and after a while, he fell asleep.
Sleeping until the middle of the night, he felt that someone was pushing him, he sat up in a daze, opened his eyes, and saw Li Yuanchao squatting opposite him, facing him with a nose and eyes, I don't know why!
Guo Jiefang rubbed his eyes while asking Li Yuanchao what was the matter? Li Yuanchao looked inside the woods behind him, put his middle finger on his mouth as if he was afraid, asked Guo Jiefang to whisper, and lowered his voice to him: "There seems to be a situation in the woods······ ”。
When Guo Jiefang heard this, he was frightened and drowsy, and thought: "It can't be that the wild wolf smelled blood and ran to the camp to find food!" ”。 Guo Jiefang didn't have time to think about it, he pulled Li Yuanchao and touched the woods, and as soon as he entered the forest, he heard that there was movement inside······!
Guo Jiefang nodded to Li Yuanchao, and pointed to the place where the voice came out with his finger, Li Yuanchao understood, he took the gun and pushed away the branches, and walked a few steps forward. I saw that under an old tree, a snow-white semi-circular thing was lying together among the grass and leaves, looming, and it was a strange ······!
Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao stared at the snow-white hemisphere tightly, no one could see clearly, what the hell was that, how could there be such a strange thing in the forest? What kind of animal is it? Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao don't feel like it! But what exactly could it be······?
Li Yuanchao then asked Guo Jiefang in a whisper: "What is that?" Do you see clearly? Could it be····· What the hell ······? ”。
Li Yuanchao's face was pale, and when he talked about ghosts, his hand holding the gun trembled slightly. Guo Jiefang's heart was also tight, this snow-white thing, if it wasn't an animal, what would it be? He had heard that in this deep mountain and old forest, there are often mandrill ghosts and ghosts, and this thing in front of him can't be a mandrill ghost······ right? ”。
Guo Jiefang frowned, he couldn't see clearly what this white thing was? He then took the gun in Li Yuanchao's hand, gently pulled the bolt, raised the gun and aimed at the white shadow, and said to Li Yuanchao in a low voice: "Try a shot, if it is really a beast, you will be scared away when you hear the gun······!" ”。
Li Yuanchao shrunk his neck, covered his ears, and nodded in agreement. Guo Jiefang raised the muzzle of the gun slightly, pulled the trigger, and only heard a "bang" gunshot······!
After this gunshot, Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao heard Bai Ying's "whoop" scream! He "chuckled" in his heart, thinking that he was broken, and he hit his own people! Li Yuanchao's face turned green with fright at this time, and the two of them didn't care if it was a ghost, so they followed the cry and ran over together!
Running to the front, Li Yuanchao shone with a flashlight, only to see a white and round big white buttocks, under the dim flashlight column, white and dazzling! The fat man held his head in both hands, trembling like a sieve, and when he saw Guo Jiefang and Li Yuan facing them, he stood up half of his body, and scolded at the two of them with a pale face: "Which turtle king bastard opened the gun?" I want to kill Lao Tzu······! ”。
Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao saw that they were fat cows, and they were all happy. When they saw that Niu Jianjun could still scream and scold, not like he was injured, their hanging hearts were also relaxed. The two of them were laughing and joking with each other, and they walked over step by step. Li Yuanchao shone a flashlight into Niu Fat's eyes, and deliberately asked Niu Jianjun in a dumb voice: "Yours, what are you doing?" ”。
Niu Jianjun was angry, and replied angrily: "I am your uncle's ······!" ”。
Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao saw that Niu Jianjun was so embarrassed, Dole leaned forward and back, Niu Jianjun got out of the grass and hurriedly put on his pants. Seeing that the two were still gloating on the side, he was angry and roared at the two: "You two turtle bastards, why do you shoot blindly? What to do with someone? ”。
Guo Jiefang's stomach hurt with laughter, and he covered his belly with both hands and explained: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" This is really a big flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't know the family anymore! But then again, who would have thought that this white, big, round thing with no loss would be your fat cow's big bare ass? The two of us just wanted to break our heads, and he couldn't think of it! I thought it was some kind of mandrill beast, who would have thought it was this ······? After saying that, he laughed breathlessly again!
Niu Jianjun lifted his pants, and saw that Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao were still laughing wildly, and he was so angry in his heart! He grimaced and reprimanded, "Is this an apology for you two?" Do you apologize like that? You two bunnies, listen, we're not done ······ today! Niu Jianjun thought about it and scolded again: "His grandmother, Lao Tzu has an uncomfortable stomach, you just squatted down and you brought me a shuttle, you two grandsons are too bullying, let's go to the company commander and let him evaluate the theory!" "Saying that, I was going to pull Li Yuanchao and Guo Jiefang.
At this time, the bearded company commander and the old Liang Tou'er also heard the gunshots, ran into the woods, and when they saw them, they asked what was going on, why did they still shoot? Niu Jianjun was emotional, blinked his eyes, and said the matter again, bitterly expressing the suffering of persecution and oppression of the working people! After speaking, he asked the bearded company commander and said, "Company commander!" What to do with these two bunnies? ”。 After listening to Niu Jianjun's report, the bearded company commander first put down the gun in Guo Jiefang's hand, and then trained Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao.
Li Yuanchao and Guo Jiefang also sincerely reviewed and criticized themselves.
After teaching Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao, the bearded company commander said to the three of them: "You three hurry back to sleep, and if you make any more trouble, I will never spare you!" ”。
Niu Jianjun was puzzled and asked the bearded company commander: "Company commander, is this matter over?" ”。
The bearded company commander glared at him and said, "What, you want me to shoot them alone?" ”。
Niu Jianjun stuck out his tongue in fright, shook his head and said, "I didn't mean that······!" ”。
He was bored in front of the bearded company commander, and turned around to glare at the two of them, but there was nothing he could do. A few people were just about to turn around and walk back, but when they heard the old Liang Tou'er who was silent just now, he suddenly screamed, and everyone hurriedly stopped, looked at the old Liang Tou'er curiously and asked, "What's wrong?" ”。
Lao Liangtou asked Li Yuanchao for a flashlight, and took a picture of the place where Niu Jianjun just now, Niu Jianjun's face was flushed, and he quietly pulled the placket of Lao Liang's shirt and said, "Uncle Liang, what are you looking for?" ”。
Old Liang broke free of Niu Jianjun's hand, squatted down, and carefully pulled the grass from the inside. Niu Jianjun was quite embarrassed and reminded Lao Liangtou and said: "Uncle Liang, there is nothing in this grass, only a bubble of I pulled, you can be careful, don't get it on your hands!" ”。
Old Liang Tou pulled in the grass for a while, smiled at everyone and said, "Leopard, guess what? ”。
The bearded company commander asked curiously, "What are you looking for?" ”。
Lao Liang didn't speak, he straightened his waist, grabbed the military hat on his head, wiped the sweat on his face indiscriminately, and said happily: "It's a mallet!" We've found the mallet nest ······! ”。
The bearded company commander's eyes widened, and he eagerly asked the old Liang head, "Where is it?" ”。
Old Liang squatted down, pointed to a bush and said, "Look, isn't it? ”。
Everyone looked in the direction of Lao Liangtou'er's finger, and saw that in a messy and dense grass, there was indeed a very strange-looking plant, its leaves were like human palms, and the branches were full of clusters of bright red fruits!
The bearded company commander pulled the leaves of this plant and said in surprise: "Jiumengzi, this is a seven-grade ginseng!" I've been in the mountains for so many years, but I've never seen a mallet with seven leaves! ”。
Old Liang was elated, he grinned, waved his hand and said: "I took a closer look at this place just now, and there are no less than a dozen ······ large and small mallets!" Then he winked at Niu Jianjun and said seriously: "Your kid's is really valuable, let you pull out a golden nest!" After saying that, everyone looked up to the sky and laughed!