Chapter 1192 Stinky Fart

After the third lady Jiao Baojun recovered, she was ready to take Yuniang to Yuntai Temple to make incense and make vows, and to Enshi, she had to pass through Lujia Fort.

Jade Niang: "Master! Let's go to my cousin's house. "Yu Niang was possessed by demons, and Lu Shijie invited the Taoist chief Xiaoyaozi to drive the demons away.

Jiao Baojun was very grateful to Lu Shijie: "It's okay! Let's pay a visit to Cousin Shijie. "Lu Shijie is not as old as Jiao Baojun,

There is a jade lady there to compare, Jiao Baojun also wants to call Lu Shijie a cousin, Jiao Kuan drove the carriage off the official road and went to the direction of Lujia Fort,

When they arrived at Lujia Fort, Lu Shijie happened to be at home and warmly welcomed them into the house: "Baojun!" Jade Lady! How did you guys get here? ”

Yu Niang: "The master took me to Enshi Yuntai Temple to make a vow, and I passed by here to see my cousin." Lu Shijie: "Baojun, Yu Niang is weak, do you want to travel so far?" ”

Jiao Baojun: "Cousin Shijie, when Yu Niang was sick, I went to Yuntai Temple to make a wish, and now that Yu Niang has recovered, it's not appropriate for me not to go and make a wish, right?" ”

In ancient times, the common people attached great importance to burning incense and making wishes, and Lu Shijie couldn't persuade them not to go.

Obviously, it was Jin Ding Tianzun who drove away the demons, and the Taoist also gave them a demon suppression talisman, which meant that they would not be allowed to go out.

Jiao Baojun has already made a wish in Yuntai Temple, it is really inappropriate not to go, Lu Shijie: "I can't catch up with Enshi today, so let's stay at home tonight." ”

Yu Niang: "Excuse me cousin, stay here for one night, and I'll leave early tomorrow morning." Lu Shijie's family accompanied Jiao Baojun's family for a meal,

Arrange a room for them to rest, and Jiao Kuan put the carriage on the next morning, Jiao Baojun: "Cousin Shijie, let's go." ”

Lu Shijie: "Cousin! Brother-in-law go slowly! Sending out the Lu family fort and watching the carriage go away, Lu Shijie: "Zi'an, take the carriage and go to Enshi." ”

Jia Ding Lu Zi'an: "Master! Why don't you go on the road with Miss Cousin? Lu Shijie: "Less nonsense, hurry up and set the carriage." ”

Lu Shijie wanted to go to Enshi to find Xiaoyaozi, but he didn't know that Xiaoyaozi had already returned to Mount Emei with his disciples, and he couldn't go to Yuntai Temple to see.

In case of meeting with Jiao Baojun and his wife, it is difficult to say, Jiao Kuan pulled the carriage, Lu Shijie walked around the street, and sat under the door to rest when he was tired.

Xiangyan came back with the fire baby to buy vegetables: "Sir! Would you like to go in and have a glass of water? ”

Lu Shijie: "No need, I came to Enshi to find someone, but I don't know where to find it." ”

Xiangyan: "Sir! Enshi City is so big, if you don't know where to live is really hard to find, from the countryside, right? ”

Lu Shijie: "I came from Lujia Fort, I hurried early in the morning, and it was already past noon. ”

Xiangyan: "Lujia Dabao, do you know Lu Shijie Lu Yuanwai?" Lu Shijie: "I'm Lu Shijie?" Madame knows me? ”

Xiangyan: "I heard the name of Mr. Xiaoyao Dao Chang. ”

Lu Shijie stood up: "I'm just here to find the master of the free road." Xiangyan looked around: "Lu Yuanwai come in!" ”

Lu Shijie: "Jiao Kuan! Drive the carriage in. "The Holy Child of Red Fire is not at home, this is the house they rented, Xiangyan: "Lu Yuan, please sit outside." ”

Lu Shijie: "Where is the chief of the Easy Road?" I'm in a hurry with him. ”

Xiangyan: "The Taoist has returned to Mount Emei, what is the matter with Lu Yuanwai looking for him?" I can tell the Chief of the Escape. ”

Lu Shijie: "Since Mrs. knows about me Lu Shijie, she should have heard of Jiao Baojun, right?" ”

Xiangyan: "I know, Jiao Baojun's third lady was possessed by demons, or did Master He help the third lady drive away the demons, and there was something wrong with the Jiao family?" ”

Lu Shijie: "Alas! The couple went to Yuntai Temple to repay their wishes, and Jin Ding Tianzun explained that they would not be allowed to go out, and I was worried that something would happen. ”

The Red Fire Holy Child came back from outside: "Wife! Is the meal ready? Who is this? ”

Xiangyan: "Cook immediately, this is Lu Yuanwai from the Lu Family Fort, who came to find the Taoist Chief, Jiao Baojun and his wife went to Yuntai Temple to repay their wishes." ”

Red Fire Holy Child: "How can I go out at this time?" ”

Lu Shijie: "I persuaded them, but they didn't listen, I'm really worried that something will happen." ”

Red Fire Child: "Wife! You cook first, leave Lu Yuan to eat at home, and wait for me to come back." ”

Xiangyan understood that the Holy Infant of Red Fire went to Yuntai Temple to inquire about the situation: "Hurry up and come back for dinner." ”

When Jiao Baojun and his wife entered Yuntai Temple, a demon weasel spirit reported to Faen:

"Host, Xianfeng Jiao Baojun has come to burn incense, and his third lady is here with him."

Faun: "Spider-possessed man? I heard that the spider was caught by Jinding Tianzun, and he still dared to go out? ”

Weasel: "Faun presided, since he's here, you can't be so cheap for him." Faun looked at the weasel: "Re-possessed!" ”

Weasel: "That's exactly what I mean!" Jiao Baojun and his wife were burning incense and making vows, the two children knelt beside them and kowtowed, and Yu Niang kowtowed and made a loud fart.

The children covered their noses at the same time: "Mother! Why do you fart so badly? "The pilgrims who burned incense and worshiped the Buddha in the main hall were all smoked away by the fart of the jade lady.

Jiao Baojun covered his nose and ran out of the hall with the child before he took a breath: "Yu Niang! Why does your fart stink so much? ”

Yu Niang: "What's all the fuss?" Why don't people fart when they eat whole grains? "Jiao Baojun is very gentle, never speaks in this tone,

Not to mention farting in public, Jiao Baojun vaguely felt that something was wrong: "Jade Niang! I've burned incense and made a vow, so let's go home! ”

Yu Niang swaggered in front, and didn't care about the two children: "Go home!" "The Holy Child of Red Fire feels Yuntai Temple,

Hearing the pilgrim talking about a seemingly solemn lady, farting in front of the public, immoral and embarrassing, the Holy Child of Red Fire felt that it was Mrs. Jiao Baojun,

But he didn't know the couple, Jiao Kuan pulled the carriage over, and Yu Niang got into the carriage by herself.

Jiao Baojun pulled the two children into the carriage: "Jiao Kuan! Let's catch the car. Yu Niang put another stinky fart in the carriage, and the two children stuck their heads out of the carriage curtain.

Jiao Baojun: "Jade Niang! You fart and say hello first, and smoke the child. "Jade Lady;" Okay, there's a fart to say, let's go! ”

Faun watched their carriage go away, showing a sneer, the Red Fire Holy Child did not follow the carriage, rushed home, Xiangyan: "Back?" Let's eat! ”

Lu Shijie: "Have the righteous ever seen them?" "Red Fire Holy Child: "Is Jiao Baojun's third lady called Jade Niang?" The servant's name is Jiao Kuan? ”

Lu Shijie: "Yes, yes! My cousin's name is Yu Niang, and Jiao Kuan is their servant, are they okay? ”

Red Fire Holy Child: "Lu Yuanwai! You better go home after eating a good meal, you can't control this kind of thing, and I can't do anything, don't go to your cousin's house. ”

Lu Shijie knew that something was wrong as soon as he heard it: "I persuaded them not to listen, but something happened, what can I do?" ”

Red Fire Holy Child: "I will tell the Golden Ding Tianzun He Ye, the demon repossessed Mrs. Jiao." Lu Shijie: "Thank you, Righteous Warrior." ”

Lu Shijie didn't have the heart to eat, so he took a few bites: "Thank you for your hospitality, Zi'an!" Went home. Xiangyan: "Lu Yuanwai, eat so little?" ”

Lu Shijie: "Eat there!" Please inform Jinding Tianzun, Yu Niang is going to suffer again, these god-killing demons,

How can you pit Yu Niang alone! The Holy Child of Red Fire: "Lu Yuanwai! Be quiet, you can't see the demons, beware of them hearing them. ”

Lu Shijie immediately shut up, Lu Zi'an pulled the carriage out, Lu Shijie got into the carriage and hurried back to Lujia Fort all the way.

Xiangyan: "Holy Child! The master has gone to the capital, and he can't rush back for the time being, right? "Red Fire Holy Child:" Tell the master the news no matter what. ”

Back in Jiaofu, Yu Niang's temperament changed greatly, the gentle and graceful third lady disappeared before, and became an arrogant and unreasonable shrew,

Pointing fingers at everyone, scolding anyone who doesn't like it, domestic servants and maids are avoiding Yu Niang, and even the children are hiding in the second mother's room.

"Erniang, what's wrong with my mother?" Yu Niang started to fart again in the yard, and the two children were busy covering their noses in the house.

Second lady: "The Jiao family is in trouble again, how can you live these days?" "Yu Niang farted with a faint yellow smoke, it was a weasel farting.

(End of chapter)