Chapter 57: Fooling Sister-in-law
"Not good!" The word was not good, Hades reacted very quickly and came to his sister-in-law's side, "Get out of here first." "Regardless of whether my sister-in-law is willing or not, the strength of one hand is enough to carry my sister-in-law and run out.
My sister-in-law didn't understand what was going on, it was as if there was a strong wind blowing here.
As the sword hanging above Tian Ze's head kept rotating, the effect was not only golden, but also the wind in the room, the desk over there had already been blown over, and the books in the room were flying......
"Leave him alone for now, just for a while."
I don't care about whether men and women give or don't kiss, my sister-in-law is very anxious, "It's not okay to go on like this, if my brother has a mistake......
"No, trust me."
Why......
But in the eyes of the king of Hades, the sister-in-law chose to be silent.
What kind of eyes are they, deep and seductive, as if they have taken advantage of the opportunity for more than ten years in the heart of a widow, and some ripples suddenly appeared......
Xiao Fang over there didn't pay attention, but just noticed a look from the king of Hades, which frightened Xiao Fang and quickly found a place to hide, however, "Boom! "But as soon as I hid in the back of the room, the thatched house collapsed.
What's going on, how can this be? Xiao Fang hurriedly lay down.
I've heard my sister say before that this guy can see himself, and he has already done such things, but he really doesn't have the face to face this man. Taking advantage of the night, he secretly went around to the side, went around in a big circle, and secretly returned to the kitchen while people were unprepared, glanced at his sister, and said in a panic; "It's so dangerous, I was almost discovered."
The thatched house collapsed, none of this was important to Xiaofang.
"Look at your sorry little appearance, you haven't been honest."
"Sister, people haven't done anything, so they don't feel sorry."
The dead girl knows that she has a hard mouth, so she says simply; "Anyway, now that you've been exposed, it doesn't matter, go out and stop those guys now. Remember, this is our territory, go for it. ”
Duoduo didn't want to show up now, according to her thoughts, how could the protagonist appear so soon? What's more, the house has collapsed, and someone will plan to occupy the kitchen tonight, which is absolutely not allowed by Toto.
Before Xiao Fang went out, Duoduo also handed Xiao Fang a sword.
The sword was naturally a seven-star sword that flickered from Zhong Kui.
Hades's eyes were always focused on two places, one was Tianze left behind after the collapse, and the other was Xiao Fang, who had just walked out of the kitchen with a sword, "Who is this woman, could it be the beautiful stove girl in the kitchen?" "But I always feel that something is wrong, the original version of the Stove God Statue is from the hand of the King of Hades, which is too contrary to the God Statue.
Hades always believed that the beautiful stove girl should be the original form of the god.
After the collapse of the thatched house, the books were flying, and the sister-in-law was not idle, picking up the books while greeting the king of Hades; "Xiaofeng, hurry up and pick it up together, these are all white flowers......"
"Good...... Good. Hades replied and began to pick it up with his sister-in-law, but the direction was completely towards the direction where Xiaofang was. Frightened, Xiaofang hurriedly changed directions, "You must not let this guy see my sister, otherwise my sister will tear my mouth apart." "People don't want to be rubbed and abused by their sisters, so they don't want to.
The seven-star sword doesn't have much effect on Xiao Fang, that is, it is used as a stick, but the seven-star sword is indeed a treasure that makes Hades blush, and he feels the unusualness of this sword from afar.
This sword gives the feeling of Hades, and it is not an extraordinary thing!
Hades picked it up, Xiao Fang dodged, and after a while, Hades felt that it was not a matter to go on like this, so he simply said; "The former woman is not a thing in the pool, stretching out her hand to play the mortal things, it can be long or short, it can be blown and pulled, and it can be ......"
But your sister!
Xiao Fang was really a little ashamed to see people, and her face was angry; "You are an unscrupulous scholar, you dare to openly tease Miss Ben, you ......" You raised the sword in your hand for a long time, and the sword was instantly unsheathed.
The moment the sword was unsheathed, Hades' eyes lit up.
Good sword!
The first thing I have seen in my life is not an exaggeration.
The previous poem was not from Hades himself, and the first two lines were completely from Tianze's hand. When the sister-in-law had not yet entered the house to find her brother, Xiucai wrote down two sentences, 'This woman is definitely not a thing in the pool, stretching out her hand to indulge in mortal things. This is the original, Hades has only made a few minor changes.
But it also made Hades understand one thing, it was all seen by Xiucai before.
There is no need to be surprised, just this kind of movement that Xiucai is high, a little ghost, a little demon, or a little god who can't get home from the immortal law can't escape Xiucai's eyes, after all, even the king of Hades can do it, there is no reason why Xiucai can't do it.
"Childe is really, he actually did such a thing, alas." Hades sighed, reached out and crumpled a piece of paper in his hand, threw it directly in front of Xiao Fang, turned around and continued to pick up the flying scrolls.
Well? Did I wronged him?
No, my sister said she could see me, he just ......
After thinking about it for a while, Xiao Fang came to a conclusion, "It must be dark, and he didn't notice this girl." Those words just now are just according to ...... Yes, that's the piece of paper. "Hurry forward and pick up the piece of paper.
When she opened it, Xiao Fang's face suddenly collapsed.
It's clearly a painting, there's not even an exterior scene, what you can see is a man and a woman, except for the man's face is not very distinct, and his body shape is completely consistent with the scholar, and the woman is a smooth form, no matter how she looks at it, she looks like herself, and the action is actually the action she has made before, and she wants to play......
There are two lines of words on the left, and there is a sign-off; Tianze!
Hades naturally paid attention to Xiao Fang's side secretly, seeing that the paper ball was torn apart, Hades felt very funny, and even saw Xiao Fang running back to the kitchen. Immediately after, Hades came to his sister-in-law's side and asked; "Sister-in-law, I don't know anything."
Without waiting for his sister-in-law to answer, Hades continued; "It is a great sin to forge an idol without permission. However, there is one case that falls under the exception. About three years ago, someone did such a thing, but it turned out to be not guilty. ”
In the clear? My sister-in-law was brought in at once, "What do you say?" The obedient voice was found out, and finally found not guilty.
"It's easy to say. The god of the stove is a righteous god, and as a god, he can naturally understand all kinds of sufferings of the people, and he will also understand some of the last resort. At that time, it is said that the god of the stove appeared, and the forged idol also became full of divine light, and it was even rewarded by the saint today. ”
Is there such a thing? The sister-in-law thought for a while, "You...... Could it be fooling me? "It's kind of unbelievable to hear it.
"How dare you fool your sister-in-law. It's just that I think things are a little strange, not everyone has the courage to imitate the god statue, and my sister-in-law dares to let her brother do this kind of thing, could it be that the god of the stove appears? ”
I have to admit that Xiaofeng is a smart person.
After thinking about it, the sister-in-law nodded; "It is worthy of being a young master who has just fallen into the middle of the road, and he has good knowledge."
Can you stop mentioning this stubble? Hades felt embarrassed.
I don't know where this sentence came about, how can I see that Gangjia is in the middle of the road?