Chapter 100: Seafood Feast (5)
The little girl herself is a fairy, if she can't get by with her appearance, Liang Banxian will not accept the little girl as an apprentice. The dragon prince held two fingers in his mouth and said angrily; "You bastard, you dare to eat my hands?"
"Yes, it's delicious."
The Dragon Prince was also innocently excessive, and he didn't hear that the other party was angry.
Still delicious? The little girl raised her hand is a move, "Smack!" "Said angrily;" Don't fight back, don't shout, don't scream, shut up. "She said everything, punching and kicking is a fat beating.
Growing up so big since he was a child, Prince Long, who has never been beaten, naturally has a different experience, and even said; "You hit me?"
"Good!"
“……”
Xiao Fang, Hades, and Wu Bantou were all confused.
What a sincere girl, don't you hear a question mark from others?
Another punch, kick and beating, Hades still coaxed, "Hmph! That's the right trick. ”
That trick? The little girl seemed to have an inspiration, "Sister Fang, it's time for you to perform." The look in his eyes made Xiao Fang stunned, and then nodded; Don't fight back, don't shout, don't scream, shut up! ”
A trick that makes Hades have a shadow reappears.
couldn't help but clamp his legs, and listened to the screams of the dragon prince; "Whew!"
It seemed to be a dragon yin, which made the turtle prime minister who was holding a lot of people over there frowned, and ushered in a scolding, "Look at what to see." The dragon roars and the dog barks the same, and this king has also learned how to bark dogs. You also shut up for me, don't fight back, don't shout, don't scream. ”
Saying that, Duoduo also thought, "Those unserious guys." "Can you do something serious, and tease it before you start fighting, do you want to make such a fuss?
It's good to toss over there no matter what, Duoduo has a question, and he reached out to recruit the shrimp chief soldier, which is very serious; "Little shrimp, you can tell me. If you are killed, is it a relief? ”
What the heck? The shrimp generals were stunned.
Not to mention the name of small shrimp, this is not right.
Duoduo has also heard of a famous saying, it seems that Uncle Wang who used to say to the door before, Uncle Wang is a trader who sells dog meat, Duoduo can't bear to watch this Uncle Wang slaughter those cute dogs all day long, but Uncle Wang has said a famous saying; "People are people, demons are demons, animals are animals, people are people, demons want to become adults, animals have to become demons before they become adults, not all the death of human beings is a kind of liberation."
Of course I don't understand, but now that I think about it, it's really a wise saying.
All living beings in the world want to cultivate as adults, and the fastest shortcut is liberation, and if you are lucky, you can be directly reincarnated as an adult, if you cultivate for hundreds of years and are about to become demons, it will be very cruel?
The shrimp chief soldier thought about it carefully and gave a reply; "Lord Dragon, wise."
There's nothing to say, it's just a sycophant.
"You sycophant, stand up." Drink the shrimp commander, and order a random yaksha, "You, come out." ”
"The end will be."
"Yes, looking at the muscles you have trained horizontally, you are quite a mighty patrol yaksha. I'll send you out this time, let's go. ”
The strength of the dragon prince is not very certain at the moment, Duoduo's intention is to use a fierce looking yaksha to test the dragon prince's ability, if even a patrol yaksha can't be leveled, do you have to consider whether to add a meal and have a roasted whole dragon?
Yaksha's appearance was much more powerful than the previous Pipi Shrimp, and Wu Bantou directly stepped aside, explaining; "I'm not going to be ashamed, hehe."
"It's a little ugly, I'm too lazy to do it." Hades followed.
The dragon prince, who was beaten into a pig's head, was very conscious, and got up and said; "Give me a chance to perform, okay?"
"Humph! Just give you a chance, go for it. ”
Xiao Fang followed the little girl's words and said that the target was the head of the martial arts team, and there was only one sentence; "Hurry up and make a fire, and there will be a braised yaksha in a while."
Braised Yaksha? Wu Bantou licked his mouth and lit a fire.
This Yaksha, who came to declare war, was full of confidence, and he couldn't recognize who the Dragon Prince was, so he opened his mouth to say; "Pighead, are you here to die?"
Admittedly, that's an apt description.
"What do you say? Do you dare to call me a pig's head? ”
What's wrong with scolding you? Yaksha laughed wildly; "You dead pig's head, what about scolding you? I really think of myself as some kind of amazing person. In my opinion, when your dad was young, he must have raised old sows at home, right? ”
He thought he had a good sense of humor.
The group in the back all burst into laughter.
The path of the Yaksha is narrow and narrow.
You must know that the Dragon Prince is a very simple and simple Dragon Prince, and he has never been out much before. If he was really a smart dragon prince, he wouldn't have believably cultivated mushrooms on the beach and other beauties, and he couldn't understand what Yaksha said.
Counting on his fingers, "My father didn't raise an old sow when he was young, and he didn't raise a pig either." Why do you say when you are young? When was my father young, hundreds of years ago? Thousands of years ago? What exactly does that mean. I counted it on my fingers for a long time, but I didn't understand the meaning.
The little girl really couldn't bear it, and kicked it over, "Stupid death forget you." He scolds you! What he means is that your dad had to tell the secret of the old sow all those years, understand? "The little girl is also very accomplished, and she understands some image words.
After all, her master is Liang Banxian, and all of them are big fools.
"The secret that my father had to tell the old sow in those years? What does it mean, is it that the father secretly raised a pig behind his mother's back, or an old sow? ”
The atmosphere at the scene was awkward.
Yaksha almost laughed.
Hades, Xiaofang, Xiaonu, and Wu Bantou all had intoxicated expressions, and they were all black lines in their heads. Xiao Fang couldn't hold back first, and stepped forward, "I'll tell you." "Take a step forward, very seriously;" That ugly and explosive Yaksha said that your father and an old sow gave birth to such a pig-headed son as you, can you understand? ”
It can't be explained directly, for fear that the other party still doesn't understand.
"Did you go out with your brain? Do you want to go back and look for it? The little girl sarcastically said.
"It doesn't matter if you have your brain or not, it doesn't matter anymore!" The Dragon Prince's eyes changed, and a look made Yaksha instantly refresh, "You, you are ......"
"Shut up!"
A roar almost shook Yaksha to death.
"You dare to insult this bastard...... I? It's not enough to insult me, but you dare to slander your father and mother? How do you think I should settle this account with you? ”
"Hurry up, the fire is ready." Wu Bantou hurriedly reminded him.
If something isn't right, you can only run!
Yaksha saw that the identity of the dragon prince was coming, but when he turned his head to run, he looked stunned and howled miserably; "Spare your life! Spare your life......"