Zhang A's eyebrows twitched, and he said, "Drought fish? ”。

The hemp man nodded: "Not bad!" ”。

Zhang Ada, holding his chin, smiled weirdly, looked at a few of us, and gloated: "Mr. Charlie, you guys have fun now!" ”。

I writhed and screamed twice! Zhang Adada bowed down and asked me, "Fake foreign devil, what do you want to say?" ”。

When he saw that I was blinking, he asked his men to take out what was in my mouth and asked, "If you have anything to say, say it quickly!" Later, you won't have a chance! ”。

I took a breath and asked Zhang Ada, "The two of us have no grievances, why do you want to harm me?" ”。

Zhang Ada's eyes were tightly fixed and he asked gloomily, "You really don't know?" ”。

I said I really don't know, can you tell me? Zhang Ah was embarrassed and said, "It's okay if you don't know, the province won't be safe if you die!" But you must know that this ancient puppet is not guilty, and he is guilty! It's only because your ability is too big, even Old Man Zhou has to beg you! ”。

I asked, did Mr. Zhou send you? Zhang Adaa shook his head and said, "Old Man Zhou is still counting on you to buy arms for him, how can he harm you?" ”。 I was stunned and said, "Who the hell could it be?" ”。 Zhang Ada's weird smile pulled me up from the ground, and said to me meaningfully: "Don't you want to think about the people around Master Zhou......?" ”。 I shuddered when I heard this, and was about to ask who he was. As soon as Zhang Adaa waved his hand, two people rushed up and carried me to the entrance of the cave! I was shocked and shouted, "Lada Zhang, what are you going to do?" ”。

Zhang Adaa sneered: "Entrusted by people, loyal to people, if I don't kill you, how can I go back to my life?" ”。

I glared angrily and said, "Since you are here for me, you let them all go for me, and this matter has nothing to do with them!" ”。

Zhang Adaha laughed and said, "Fake foreign devil, do you think I'm a three-year-old child? Let them all go so they can come back and save you? Dream your big head in spring and autumn! Throw him down to Lao Tzu! ”。

The two big men said yes, dragged me to the mouth of the cave, and kicked me into the hole! The hole went straight up and down, and I didn't know how deep it was, so I rolled down with a grunt, and fell to the bottom of the hole with a bang!

I was dizzy from the fall, and before I could come back to my senses, I heard a noise falling from the top of my head! I quickly rolled to the side, and I heard the man scream "oops", and I asked him, "Who is it?" ”。

The man groaned, "It's me! ”。

I said, "Is it Xiao Liuzi?" ”。

He said, "Yes!" ”。

I asked, "Why did you come down too?" ”。

Xiao Liuzi said in frustration: "I was also kicked down by them!" ”。

I asked, "What about your host?" ”。

Xiao Liuzi said: "I don't know ...... either!" ”。 Before he could finish his sentence, I heard another noise overhead! I hurriedly pulled Xiao Liuzi to the side, and after a while, another person rolled down from above!

I whispered, "Who is it?" ”。

The man who rolled down whimpered twice, and I knew his mouth was gagged, so I fumbled and pulled the contents out of his mouth! The man gasped for breath and cursed, "Lada Zhang, you're not fucking man-made...... Lao Tzu went out to fight with you! ”。 With that, he jumped up and tried to crawl back! However, because the cave wall was too steep, his hands were still tied behind his back, so he fell on his back before he could run two steps!

I listened to the voice and knew that he was the third child, so I said to him, don't you fucking scold, don't you have a shackle on your body? Why don't you break the rope quickly? The third child pouted his ass and suddenly realized: "Yes, we have to break the rope first!" ”。 He moved to my side and said, "Mr. Charlie, the grip is on my back, and you can take it out with your mouth......!" ”。 I leaned forward and said, "Don't move!" ”。

I lowered my head, lifted his clothes with my teeth, and pulled his puff out! The third child turned around and said to me, "The hammer is still on the ground!" ”。

I let go of my grip and left it on the ground, and said to him, "All right! ”。 He sat down on the ground and asked, "Where is it?" ”。 I said, "Here we are!" ”。 The third child groped with his hand for a while and said, "Found it!" “。 Then I heard the sound of the third child grinding the rope!

I anxiously asked the third child, "Okay?" ”。

The third child gasped and said, "Come on, don't worry!" ”。

I heard a soft sound of "Gaba", and guessed that the third child must have sharpened the rope, so I beckoned to him, "Third child, untie us quickly!" ”。

The third child stood up, picked up the pickle from the ground, and sneered: "You just stay here, Lao Tzu won't play with you!" ”。

I was furious and said, "Third child, you are not a fucking human, Lao Tzu will not let you go even if he is a ghost!" ”。

Xiao Liuzi cried "woo": "Sir, we're done!" ”。

The third child did not hesitate, grabbed the stick, used his hands and feet together, and rushed towards the entrance of the cave! I got up and shouted from behind, "Three, three, you ...... back!" ”。 Where is the third child willing to listen to me? Seeing that he was about to climb out, suddenly a black shadow flashed at the entrance of the cave, and two people were thrown down one after another!

The two of them rolled all the way down and smashed the third child who had just climbed to the entrance of the cave! The three of them rolled from the top of the cave to the bottom of the cave, all of them fell with blue noses and swollen faces, and they didn't slow down for a long time! I asked Xiao Liuzi to help me untie the rope, and asked the two who had fallen down, "Who are you?" ”。

A voice said, "Who else could it be?" It's me and his second uncle! ”。

I asked, "What are they throwing us here for?" ”。

Brother Zhang said, "You don't know this? They want to bury us alive here! ”。

Before Brother Zhang's words were finished, the entrance of the cave suddenly turned black, and Brother Zhang was shocked and said, "It's not good, they're going to seal the hole!" ”。

I jumped up and climbed up as hard as I could! As soon as I was halfway up the road, I was buried in the rolling mud! I shouted at the mouth of the cave, but all I could answer was the pouring of dirt!

I had to go back to the bottom of the cave and sit down! By this time, they had all untied their ropes, and no one spoke in the darkness! After a long time, Brother Zhang couldn't help it, and he asked me, "Boy, how did you get into trouble with these bandits?" ”。

I told Brother Zhang that I don't know the reason for this! The third child sneered in the dark: "You are a fool when you die!" ”。 I said angrily, "Who are you talking about? Do you know what's going on? ”。

The third sighed and said: "I know what's going on with myself, I'm a person, I'm good everywhere, but it's bad in a greedy word!" ”。 I asked, "Why are you so bad at being greedy?" ”。

The third child slapped his thigh and said, "It's all come to this point, and I won't hide it from you!" ”。

The third man smacked his mouth, and then said: "This matter started with the villagers digging up the dry fish in the mountains...... One day, I collected some gadgets in the countryside and showed them to my second uncle! Stay with him for lunch at noon! While we were drinking, we were chatting and chatting, and we talked about the drought! The second uncle told me that foreigners like this thing the most, and if you can get one, we will make a fortune!

As soon as I heard this, I was very tight on money and needed a lot of money! So I tested the second uncle and said, if I can catch a marble, how much money are you willing to pay? ”。

My second uncle thought I was joking, so he said to me, if you can catch the drought, I will arrange your marriage for you! I mean it? My second uncle glared at the beads and said, "Why am I lying to you?" ”。 I've been a bachelor for half my life, and I haven't tasted a woman yet! Immediately, I didn't even eat food, I didn't drink any wine, and I had to rush back after picking up!

The second uncle asked me why I was in a hurry? I said I'm going back to catch the marl! The second uncle laughed and said, "Third brother, you miss your daughter-in-law!" ”。 I said goodbye to my second uncle, and began to inquire everywhere where there were drought, and a total of more than a dozen graves were dug before and after, but I didn't even see the shadow of the drought! This can make me anxious, as the saying goes, rich have a long conscience, and poor make treacherous schemes! As soon as I saw that I couldn't catch it, I had a bad idea!

There is a kind of white-haired monkey in the mountains of our area, so I paid for a dead monkey, dried it, and planned to use it to pretend to be a drought fish to cheat money! But how can I fool my second uncle with this trick? He saw the flaw at a glance, and after scolding me, he asked me, "Do you want to marry a daughter-in-law?" ”。 I said of course I wanted to?

My second uncle said, if you want to marry a daughter-in-law, you have to listen to me! I said, "As long as I can marry a daughter-in-law, I will listen to you for everything!" ”。 My second uncle slapped his thigh and said, "That's right! You can't deceive connoisseurs, it's more than enough to deceive foreigners! ”。

I said, "Yes, if we want to deceive, we will deceive foreign devils, then it seems that we are clever!" “。 So my second uncle went back to the study and took out a bunch of business cards, and wrote letters to the people above them one by one......! I interrupted him and asked, "What did you write in the letter?" ”。

Zheng Nanpo said coldly: "Those dozen letters, except for the different header and ending, the others are all written in the same ......!" ”。

I asked, "Did they all reply?" ”。

Zheng Nanpo said with a smile: "After the dozen or so letters were sent, they were all like stones sinking into the sea, just when the third child and I thought there was no hope, but I unexpectedly received your reply!" ”。

I smiled bitterly and said, "It seems that I am the only one who has been fooled among these dozen people!" ”。

Zheng Nanpo said: "The third child and I are very happy, but I can't remember where I saw you, but it doesn't matter, as long as I can trick you, everything will be done!" ”。

I said, "Mutual friend, I can't remember what you looked like when I received your letter!" ”。

Zheng Nanpo giggled, and then said to me: "After I received your letter, I immediately discussed it with the third child...... As soon as you arrive, don't even think about running! ”。

I smiled and said, "Probably you didn't expect that I met Brother Zhang on the way!" ”。

Zheng Nanpo said: "We didn't expect this...... However, there is one more thing that I am afraid you can't even think of! ”。