Text Chapter 3 The Wonderful First Brigade
So that's it! No wonder the female driver always talks in the rain and fog, and says that she wants to introduce friends to me, isn't that! He Shan pinched the ears on the earlobes, but did not take them off, studs are the custom of their hometown to imply that they are to make a living, but his dead mother beat him for him.
"You don't need to explain, you just like the new and hate the old, empathize and don't fall in love!" The dirty pigtailed girl was very jealous, and she was excited to catch He Shan to settle the account. The height of 190 was pushed into the house by her 170, and by the way, Geng Hao and Hao Yi did not fall, and locked the door and refused to let them go.
"Look at the poor sour clothes you are wearing, why are you robbing women with me! The face is not three or two meats, the thin bamboo pole is like a bamboo pole, and she is too much at a glance, can she satisfy her? ”
In fact, He Shan is not as unbearable as the dirty pigtailed girl said, if she looks ugly, then she will definitely not take it as a thing, only the appearance is threatening, can make her so emotional.
He Shan calmly explained: "You all misunderstood, I didn't imagine it...... That kind of person! ”
"No misunderstanding, I just saw you hugging and hugging!" The more the pigtailed girl talked, the more excited she became, and finally she started beating people.
But she is always a woman, He Shan has been chased for eight years in debt, and she is a person who does rough work, and this level of blow will not hurt him.
It is better to demolish a temple than to destroy a marriage. He thinks this is the best solution, anyway, he is an outsider, it is better not to explain than to shut up obediently, so as not to deepen the misunderstanding, this woman's brain is hot now, and she has been beaten a few times to dissipate her anger, and it is estimated that she will be sober, and she will be able to say anything after that.
"Don't go too far, he's a friend anyway!" Siqing saw that He Shan couldn't fight back, scolded and didn't fight back, and he was ruined at will.
"With a man's confidence is enough, what's wrong with excess, what's wrong with excess!" The pigtailed girl poked He Shan's chest when she said a word.
It's not easy for her and Siqing to be together, I don't know how many people's eyes they have suffered, how can they let go of the third party who ruined their love so easily!
"I've made it clear, don't be so sensitive!" Siqing fished over He Shan and protected him behind him.
"It turned out to be a little wolf dog in captivity, let's make a price!" The pigtailed girl thought too much again, and taking out her mobile phone was like playing for money.
"Actually, you really misunderstood, she just gave me a ride today, don't think about it anymore!" He Shan finally couldn't stop talking, why did he get in the car, and provoked this!
"Amazing, this man you are looking for, and he will be very good at pretending to be tall, and he will sympathize! I must have had a lot of fun with you! The pigtailed girl turned the muzzle of the cannon to Siqing.
"Y-how can you humiliate me like this!" Siqing was said with tears in her eyes, and she squatted on the ground and cried.
Seeing her lover crying, the dirty pigtail girl who couldn't get out of breath once again put He Shan out of the punching bag!
After the other Geng Hao and Hao Yi learned about the orientation of the three, they acted as the people who ate melons to watch the excitement, and there was no intention of persuading them at all, and Hao Yi, who was full of flowers, even wanted to write a script and make a movie.
"That's enough, stop fighting." Seeing that things were beyond his imagination, He Shan grabbed the vinegar king's hand and shouted loudly: "I repeat, I only met her today, dead man's wife!" ”
"Dare not admit it, you are really a wreck, you think it is useful to be loud!" The pigtailed woman is still unrelenting.
He Shanqi threw the bag on the ground and sat on the ground too lazy to explain. When encountering such a vinegar king-level lace edge, it is useless to talk about anything.
That's it, the pigtailed girl keeps swearing, and the female driver keeps crying and talking back from time to time, He Shan...... He Shan looked up at the ceiling in a daze until nightfall.
During this time, the quarrel between the two women did not stop intermittently, not as He Shan imagined, but for a while and a half the brain was blinded by anger, but it became more and more intense.
Geng Hao and Hao Yi regard the place of beautiful women as their home, lying on the sofa watching TV, drinking beer, and occasionally saying a few words to extinguish the fire when they see a lot of noise.
"I know, you don't want to do lace anymore, so you specifically found a man to deliberately anger me, so that I can know the man and leave, right!"
Boom Boom Boom ——! The idea of the pigtailed girl, listening to He Shan's head against the wall.
"That's right, I just want to have children like a normal woman, husband and children!" Siqing picked up He Shan and leaned her head up affectionately, obviously blocking the pigtailed girl.
Hehe, this world is too crazy, He Shan looked up in despair and continued to look at the ceiling. But the dreadlocked girl slammed her head and gritted her teeth: "Then you have to find the next man, this man belongs to me!" ”
He Shan touched the left side of his face that was kissed, and he used it to play so big!
"If you want to go to the toilet to rinse your mouth, hurry up, it's easy to have bad breath." Siqing saw that the dirty pigtailed girl had a bitter face, so she gave her a correct demonstration, and until now she thought that He Shan was a, so it was natural to start her mouth, and her face was not the slightest strange.
The right side is also lost! He Shan covered the right side of his face that was printed with lipstick, there was nothing to be happy about, the female driver and the man's wife used him as a prop to anger each other, and it was a sex toy to the ugly point.
The eyes of the two women collided fiercely and cremated, and the person who had the upper hand turned out to be Siqing, who shed tears first.
But the pigtailed girl immediately made an unexpected move, only to see her take off her glasses and hook the neck of He Shan, who had been guarding her.
"I'll ......!" Geng Hao and Hao Yi's eyes widened because the situation was a bit beyond their imagination.
"Beauty, actually, you can consider me, mine is considered to have a successful career, if you want to be vulgar, you can be in me!" Hao Yi, who was already dazzled, threw away the beer can in his hand and stood next to the female driver, pretending to get the same treatment as He Shan while tidying up his clothes.
", keep watching your TV." Siqing pushed Hao Yi back on the sofa.
Well! He Shan's eyes widened, why was his first kiss gone like this, or in this case, he was taken away by a lace side!
He Shan put his hand against her chin and broke free from her restraints, "You still stick out your tongue, the man's wife is crazy!" ”
Hey! This stinky man is a, so the old lady doesn't suffer! After eating, the dirty pigtail girl wiped her mouth, with a face that was still unfinished, "It's cheap and good, come on, continue!" ”
"Keep it up, sister!" He Shan turned around again and pointed at the female driver who was approaching him, "Don't make trouble, quickly open the door and let me out." ”
"I know you're hard, help!" Siqing doesn't care so much, and now the jealous person has become her, and she is printed on the target.
But fortunately, she knows the severity, and she just uses a dragonfly to borrow a seat.
Then Siqing was playful, grabbed He Shan into his boudoir, showed off his acting skills, and after screaming for 5 minutes, he pretended to change into a set of pajamas and went out to show off.
The first time it was lace, the second time it was, playing with no emotion. He Shan tilted his head and stared at the man's wife, as long as she dared to come again, then she would be polite.
Sure enough, the dirty pigtailed girl who thought she had figured out He Shan's details and saw through Siqing's embarrassing acting skills didn't hold her face this time, but also increased the heat, took off her top without scruples, and only kept her sports vest, glanced at Siqing proudly, and hooked He Shan's neck fiercely, and her legs were on her waist.
In this round, He Shan no longer resisted, and simply turned against the guest, and kissed back and forth with the dirty pigtailed girl.
"Come on, go on!" At the moment of panting, He Shan dragged the man's mother-in-law's ass and didn't let her get out of the car.
"Who's afraid of whom!" The pigtailed woman bit her lip and refused to admit defeat, and began to flick her tongue wildly again.
Slowly, the movements of the two people gradually became bigger, and in Siqing's dull eyes, He Shan carried the pigtailed girl into her boudoir.
"Hey! Hurry up and open the door for me, and pay attention to the identities of you two sluts! Siqing yelled at the locked door, trying to stop what was going on.
Geng Hao and Hao Yi also put their ears to the door, the authorities were confused, and the bystanders were clear. The two of them had already seen something, and they were curious about whether the room would be a fake show.
"Although you say that you do a full set of acts, how long will you hold me, and you won't let me down." The pigtailed woman said unpleasantly.
If you say turn your face, you turn your face, who whispered to me just now to let me enter the door to act! He Shan threw the female driver's on the head of the bed, "Shut up, you two neuropaths can toss me enough today, don't charge some interest now."
By the way, how did you suddenly change your mind and know that we were innocent? ”
"doesn't have feelings for women,...... You've got me. Half-loud, the pigtailed girl squirmed and pinched.
He Shan took the opportunity to tease: "What about the lace edge?" ”
The man's mother-in-law subconsciously clamped her legs and punched He Shan's chest.
"Come out, you two stop acting, treat me like an idiot, everyone get along." Siqing's ears have been close to the door, the house is her own, how poor the sound insulation is, she knows it clearly, and when she hears that there is no movement inside, she knows that there must be a cat inside.
"It's not you the most idiot!" The two people in the room were angry at the same time in their hearts, and they were now in a dilemma, and each had their own little abacus.
"Just fake it!" He Shan suggested with bad intentions.
"The beauty of thought." The pigtailed girl raised her hand and slapped her, "How did you guys act just now?" ”
"I don't need to act, she asked me to cover the quilt tightly and sleep without making a sound, and I lay at the door and screamed for 5 minutes." He Shan touched and was slapped in the face.
He is indeed handsome, especially those melancholy eyes. The pigtailed girl was distraught at this time, at the crossroads of sexual orientation, and did not dare to look at the aggressive eyes of the man lying on the bed.
"Go open the door." He Shan helped her make a decision at a critical moment. If something really happens, then he will become the old king next door, the junior who intervenes in other people's feelings.