Chapter 274 Pretending to be a ghost
Behind the stone gate is a huge burial chamber, and the floor of the burial chamber is full of various burial vessels! These artifacts reflect a strange light under the light of the fire!
When Mo Donkey and I saw this pit and valley of the spiritual weapon, we couldn't help but be in good spirits, and hurriedly rushed to the door! Mo Donkey took out a cloth bag from his arms, shook it and said, "White fat man, what are you still doing in a daze?" Why don't you get started? ”。
I said, "How can we get so many things?" ”。
Mo Donkey said: "Count as much as you can, and let's get the rest!" ”。
I said okay! When Mo Donkey saw me pick up a piece of jade, he told me: "White fat man, don't take any jade, that thing is not good to sell and can't be bought at a price!" Let's take the gold first, the gold thing is the most valuable, and the more chaotic the world, the more valuable it is! ”。
I hurriedly put Yu Jue back and said to Mo Donkey: "Brother Donkey, you still know the market, unlike me who doesn't understand anything, you can remind me a little more in the future!" ”。
Mo Donkey put things in his pocket and said with a smile: "Let's just say that the piece of jade you just took is worth a thousand or eight hundred if you meet a knowledgeable buyer!" However, such a buyer is hard to find, and whether it can be evenly distributed depends on the individual's creation! Let's clean up the gold in the tomb first, and it's not too late to go back and clean up all the bits and pieces! ”。
I suddenly realized: "Brother Donkey, you still have rules and regulations, this is called beating rabbits with grass, and you don't delay!" ”。
Mo Donkey rubbed his nose and said proudly: "That's right, if Lao Tzu doesn't have two brushes, how dare he take this porcelain job?" Okay, it's not too early, let's hurry up and load things! ”。
So I lifted my trousers up, tied the hem of my trouser belt, picked up a few gold objects on the ground, and stuffed them into my robe! I rummaged through the artifacts on the ground and walked into the tomb, and when I reached the middle of the tomb, I saw a huge coffin in the tomb!
The coffin was smooth and turquoise, illuminated by the firelight, reflecting my head and face, like a ghost! I couldn't help but be surprised, and whispered to Mo Donkey: "Brother Donkey, there is still a coffin here......!" ”。
Mo Donkey sneered: "What stupid thing are you kid talking about? If there is no coffin here, can it still be called a tomb? I see if you're dazed with joy? ”。 After saying that, he walked over and stared at the coffin in front of me, unable to speak for a long time!
When I saw that his eyes were wide open and his face was full of joy, I asked him, "Brother Donkey, what is the matter with you?" ”。
Mo Donkey said "ah", then he came back to his senses, hugged me, and said, "Brother! Do you know what this is? ”。 I wondered, "Isn't this a coffin?" ”。
Mo Donkey hurriedly corrected and said, "That's not what I asked...... What I asked was, do you know what kind of material this coffin is made of? ”。
I scratched the back of my head and said, "How do I know this?" ”。
Mo Donkey smiled and said, "White fat man, you kid has made a great contribution just now!" Do you know what kind of material this coffin is made of? ”。
I asked, what kind of material did you use? Mo Donkey "giggled" and laughed: "The owner of this big tomb doesn't know where it is sacred, and after his death, he actually made a coffin out of Tongtian Divine Wood!" ”。
When I heard this, I couldn't help but be taken aback, and asked Mo Donkey, didn't you say that there is no Heavenly Divine Tree in this world at all? ”。
Mo Donkey touched the boil under his chin and said, "In the past, I really didn't know if there was such a sacred tree, but today Lao Tzu can be regarded as an eye-opener......!" ”。 Mo Donkey paused, and he was happy all over!
He licked his chapped lips with his tongue, rubbed his hands and continued, "I once heard the old gang leader tell me the story of this Heavenly Divine Tree, but I didn't pay attention to it at the time, I thought it was just a myth and legend! I didn't expect that the story of this Heavenly God Tree would be true......! ”。
Mo Donkey sighed, suddenly slapped his thigh, and shouted: "It's broken, how can I forget this stubble?" White fat man, you kid come over and take a hand, let's open the coffin, I guess the half of the silk painting must be in this coffin!
The two of us walked to the coffin, and when we saw the coffin glowing, we couldn't help but be amazed! Mo Donkey nodded at me, and the two of us grabbed the coffin lid and lifted it vigorously, and the coffin lid "squeaked" and was lifted up by the two of us! Donkey Mo instructed me to put the lid of the coffin aside, and took a torch into the coffin! By the flickering light of the fire, I was horrified to find that the man lying in the coffin actually winked at me! ”。
I couldn't help but be horrified and exclaimed, "He'...... How is he still alive? ”。
Mo Donkey pursed his lips and whispered to me, "White fat man, why are you so shocked?" If you look closely, is he dead or alive? ”。
I held up the torch and looked at it carefully, and then wondered, "Could it be that I am dazzled?" But why is he dead and not stiff, so lifelike? ”。
Mo Donkey said impatiently: "Didn't I tell you everything? This is a coffin made of Tongtian Shenmu, of course, it can keep the body from rotting? ”。
It dawned on me that my fear was gone! Mo Donkey stretched out his hand and probed at the edge of the coffin, then turned to me and said, "There is something under the coffin, we have to get the corpse up first!" ”。
I asked him how he was going to get it. Mo Donkey confidently took out a piece of red rope from his arms, shook it open, and said to me: "You kid take a good look, Lao Tzu will show you a hand today!" ”。 After speaking, he bit the rope with his mouth, took out a white porcelain vial from his arms, opened the cap, poured out a pill, and swallowed the medicine with a lift of his neck!
I asked Mo Donkey, what are you eating? Mo Donkey pointed to the white porcelain bottle in his hand and boasted: "My bottle is filled with a hundred flowers to awaken and scatter, which is specially used to restrain the corpse poison in this coffin!" ”。
I asked, "Is there still corpse poison in this coffin?" ”。
Mo Donkey's eyes widened and he said, "You're lonely, aren't you?" Do you think, before the corpse died, he ate whole grains and drank wine to make fat and sweet, and this person's body was already stinky before he died! How much more after this is dead? Besides, when these people die, most of them have concerns, so a grudge will be choked between their chests, if they move a little, they will erupt out of the seven orifices of people, if there is no support from me, a hundred flowers to wake up and scatter, most of them will be poisoned by corpses, and turn into a puddle of corpse water! ”。
I heard that the corpse poison was so powerful, so I begged Mo Donkey for a hundred flowers to wake up and disperse, in case of emergency! Mo Donkey shook his head like a rattle, said anything to me, and said in a hearty voice: "It's not that I'm reluctant to wake up this hundred flowers, it's really useless for you to eat it!" As the old saying goes, medicine is poisonous, what medicine do you have nothing to do? ”。
I saw that Mo Donkey didn't give it, and I didn't dare to turn my face with him. This donkey is vicious and vicious, I can't afford to provoke him! Mo Donkey rolled up his arms and sleeves, bit the red rope and climbed to the top of the coffin, supported his hands and feet on the edge of the coffin, freed one hand, took the rope from his mouth, shook it open, bit one end of the rope with his teeth, pinched the other end of the rope in his hand, slowly smoothed the rope to the bottom of the dead man's neck, and then reached out and pinched the two rope heads, and played a live buckle with a gentle pinch!
Mo Donkey hung in the air, face to face with the dead man in the coffin, and once he seemed to see the dead man under his body seem to move! He was so shocked that he fell off the top of the coffin! When he stabilized his mind and looked at it again, he found nothing!
Mo Donkey's heart was drumming, and cold sweat flowed down the back of his neck! He wiped the cold sweat on the one hand, bit his back molars on the other, and put the rope around his neck as soon as he bent over! Immediately, he straightened his neck and lifted the corpse in the coffin!
Mo Donkey secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and just as he was about to reach out and touch the coffin, he found that the dead corpse under his body opened his eyes violently and grinned at him with a big mouth!
Mo Donkey has been doing this for more than 20 years. Although he had encountered some strange things, he had never seen a dead person laugh! He was immediately frightened, and as soon as his hands and feet were weak, he "poofed" and fell into the coffin!
Mo Donkey fell into the coffin, and was just about to struggle out, when he saw the dead man laughing too much, he grinned widely, rolled his eyes, reached out and grabbed his ankle, and a strange gurgling sound came out of his throat!
Mo Donkey was so frightened that he hooked the edge of the coffin with both hands and desperately crawled outside! But his feet were tightly grasped by the dead, and he couldn't break free!
I saw that the situation was not good outside, so I hurriedly grabbed one of Mo Donkey's hands and pulled him hard to the outside of the coffin! But what I never expected was that when I pulled so hard, I pulled out the dead man in the coffin one by one!
The dead man's body was weak and boneless, and he slipped out along the edge of the coffin, his hands were still grasping one of Mo Donkey's feet, and he smiled strangely: "Dead fatty, do you know Lao Tzu?" ”。
When I saw that the dead man actually spoke, I couldn't help but be even more terrified, my legs went weak, and I immediately sat on the ground! Mo Donkey was dragged out of the coffin by me, and with his backhand, he untied the whip from his waist, and with a wave of his arm, the whip was like a spiritual snake, wrapping around the dead man's neck!
The dead man's eyes rolled, and with a cluck, he let go of his feet, and suddenly flew up and jumped up, and a golden rooster stood on the edge of the giant coffin of the Divine Tree!
Mo Donkey was not ambiguous, he also jumped up, and at the same time waved the whip "woo", and whipped it towards the top of the coffin! The dead man slipped around the edge of the coffin, raised his foot, and stepped on the whip!
Mo Donkey shrank back, pulled back suddenly, and shouted, "Get up!" ”。
The man standing on the edge of the coffin swung his body twice like a piece of paper in the wind, and shouted sharply in a sharp voice, "Who are you?" ”。
Mo Donkey snorted coldly and asked rhetorically, "Who are you?" ”。
The man glared at the beads in his eyes and said obediently: "Why, I didn't know Lao Tzu so soon?" ”。
Mo Donkey smiled and said, "How dare you, aren't you the Boss Jia who opened a black shop?" ”。