Fat people are not born fat, Lin Xiao has always been the kind of person who lives very well in the eyes of others, his family is good, although he is not rich and expensive, but he does not worry about spending money, except for being fat, everything else is not a shortcoming.

In many novels, TV series, and movies, the fat man is an indispensable supporting role, and there seems to be a fat man next to each protagonist, but the fat man is unwilling, why can't the fat man become the protagonist?

The fat man also has a dream, his dream is to become a big star, and for this, it is just that in this world where not only the face but also the body is seen, the fat man feels deep malice.

Because of the fat, so, when the fat man confessed to the goddess for the first time, everyone laughed, laughed at the fat man's indiscretion, laughed at the fat man's self-inflicted amorousness, and the goddess just smiled and said: You are a good person...... And then there was no then.

Although the fat man also wants to say, now you love me and ignore me, and I will make you unattainable in the future, and other common pretending sentences used by the protagonist of novels, but, when the words come to his mouth, the fat man does not have the confidence to say it.

The fat man's genes are actually good, his father is a handsome uncle, and his mother is said to be the village flower of the village.

So the fat man has been comforting himself that every fat man is a potential stock...... As long as you can slim down!

The fat man likes to read entertainment novels, because only in the world of novels can he see a little hope of his dreams coming true.

The so-called day and night dreams, the fat man had a dream, dreaming that he was like the protagonist in the novel, obtained the system of dragging and cooling, and then lost weight successfully and became the most awesome star on the planet.

Just when the fat man appeared at the Academy Awards ceremony and was about to become the first Chinese Oscar winner, a sudden knock on the door sounded.

The fat man's dream wakes up!

"Lin Xiao, what time is it, the sun is drying your butt and you can't get up!" A familiar voice came from outside, it was the voice of the fat Lin Xiao's mother.

"Got it, it's up! Don't bang on the door! Lin Xiao said helplessly.

At this moment, a sudden abrupt voice sounded in Lin Xiao's mind.

"Dididi! The data is abnormal, and the system is restarting......"

"What the hell?" Lin Xiao was a little confused.

"Haven't woken up yet?" Lin Xiao was a little skeptical that he had auditory hallucinations, but the voice of the system obtained in the dream was the same.

But the next moment, Lin Xiao's eyes widened, and he looked like he was hell.

Because there was a familiar and terrifying scene in front of his eyes, familiar because he was too familiar with the system in the dream, and terrifying because he had woken up, but Nima, the system in the dream was still there?

"Dididi, the data is wrong, and the task system cannot be started."

"Dididi, the data is wrong, the training system can't start."

"Didi Di ,......"

A series of alarms are all data errors, and the system cannot be started.

In the end, only a few basic functions remained, the storage bar function, a total of 10 basic storage compartments. And the auto-scaling feature doesn't work either.

And then those dream awesome functions are gone.,What training system.,Mission system.,Mall and the like can't be started.。

By the way, there is also the check-in function of the system, and the lottery function has been retained!

If it weren't for twisting his thigh, it really hurt, Lin Xiao thought that he hadn't woken up from his dream.

The system in the dream really ran into reality.,Although I don't know why.,It's castrated.,Only storage compartments.,Check-in and lottery functions are left.,But that's also very hanging!

"Hahaha!" Lin Xiao figured out the system several times, and finally determined that all this was true, and couldn't help laughing.

"Bang bang bang!" Outside, there was another knock on the door.

"What are the ghosts laughing at early in the morning? Don't get me up yet! ”

Lin Xiao forced his excited heart to reply: "Got it, right away, right away!" ”

While getting dressed.

A few minutes later, Lin Xiao opened the door, and saw his mother sticking her waist and glaring at Lin Xiao, before Lin Xiao could react, her ears fell into her mother's hand, and there was a 180-degree rotation, and Lin Xiao screamed in pain.

"I also said that I want to get up early to exercise, and I also said that I want to lose weight, what time is it?" Mom Zhu Jing scolded with hatred.

"Mom, I know it's wrong, it hurts, it hurts!" Lin Xiao hurriedly begged for mercy.

Although it is said that the mother is not ugly, all parents have a heart to hope that their son will become a dragon, Lin Xiao has always lacked self-confidence because of obesity, which can be said to make Zhu Jing and his wife hurt their brains.

I was worried about the "broken" system, so after Lin Xiao hastily ate breakfast, he locked himself in the room again.

Try to put things in the storage compartment.

After playing for a while, Lin Xiao stopped and began to think about how to use this function.

Lin Xiao is an optimist, although he has some inferiority complex because he is fat in his bones, but he is easily content.

For example, the system, although it is incomplete and the functions are monotonous, but Lin Xiao is very satisfied, because no matter how monotonous it is, it is also a golden finger.

Lin Xiao opened the character interface again and found that many functions of the character interface were gone, such as attributes or something, and all the questions displayed were question marks.

However, after tinkering for a long time, Lin Xiao still discovered a very magical function.

Because in the character interface, Lin Xiao was wearing this set of clothes on his body, Lin Xiao tried to take off his own clothes in the character interface.

As a result, something magical happened, Lin Xiao's clothes in reality disappeared in an instant, but Lin Xiao's clothes appeared in the storage compartment.

This discovery made Lin Xiao excited, and when Lin Xiao tried to take out the clothes in the storage compartment, Lin Xiao discovered a function that didn't look good, but was actually very hanging.

The clothes are taken out of the space and folded neatly and neatly, and it takes less than 1 second to think before and after.

Dude, this is the rhythm of fire.

Lin Xiao had even figured out how to use this function to make a name for himself.

Suppressing the excitement in his heart, Lin Xiao opened the other remaining function, the sign-in function.

According to the experience in the dream, this check-in function seems simple, but it is actually a very powerful function.

It's just that this feature can't be controlled, and it can only be left to chance.

Similar to the events of the games on the market, there are prizes for daily check-ins, and the cycle is divided into consecutive weeks and consecutive months.

You can get some system coins by signing in, as well as some miscellaneous props, but unfortunately, the mall function cannot be used, and these gold coins are not very useful.

However, if you sign in for a week, you can get a sign-in package, and you can get a chance to draw a lottery after a month.

The sign-in package can theoretically open anything, but only theoretically, and the lottery is the biggest bug, theoretically, the system has the right to get the opportunity to get it in the lottery, the key is that the probability is much higher than the sign-in package.

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Chapter 2 The young lady is also fat

Lin Xiao used a check-in, his luck was neither good nor bad, in addition to the 100 gold coins he must get, he also got a backpack expansion card.

Exiting the system, Lin Xiao sat there and thought for a long time before picking up his mobile phone and dialing a number. The remarks of the number are young ladies.

The young lady and Lin Xiao are childhood sweethearts, but unlike Lin Xiao, who is fat where he should be fat and fat where he shouldn't, Liu Yanran is very fat where he should be fat, such as the chest, and where he should be thin, such as the waist.

The young lady's full name is Xiao Jie, her appearance is not top-notch, but her hot figure adds a lot of points to her, and she can be regarded as a big beauty, but maybe because she is too familiar, or because of Xiao Jie's personality, Lin Xiao has no idea about her.

The relationship between the two can be regarded as buddies, girlfriends.

Maybe because Lin Xiao is a fat man, it is easier to dispel the vigilance of beautiful women, which is probably one of the few benefits of a fat man, right?

"Hey, dead fatty, what's the matter with my sister?" Xiao Jie's voice came out of the earpiece.

"I said young lady, can we not add a dead word in front of the fat man?" Lin Xiao rolled his eyes and said depressedly.

"If you have something to say, let go of a fart quickly, my sister is busy." Xiao Jie didn't care about Lin Xiao's dissatisfaction at all, and said in a very impulsive tone.

"Sister, image, pay attention to the image! You're the big host, don't explode at every turn, the impact is not good. Lin Xiao was not annoyed, but teased.

"Huhu, my sister's job was robbed, I'm in a bad mood, what's wrong with you, say it." Xiao Jie over there took a deep breath, and her tone was no longer so impulsive, but with exhaustion.

"Robbed alive? Got Talent hostess? Lin Xiao was puzzled.

"yes, I'm." Xiao Jie said angrily.

"Eh, what's going on? Isn't it all decided, how can it be cut off? Lin Xiao asked with some surprise.

Xiao Jie has been the host for several years, but she has been tepid, and the programs she hosts are all small programs, and the last time she hurriedly told Lin Xiao that she finally had the opportunity to host a big show. And it is also the most popular program of Dongxing Satellite TV at present, "Dongxing Talent".

As a result, I didn't expect the duck to fly.

"It's not that sassy fox yet...... Forget it, don't talk about it, what about you? Looking for me? The fox in Xiao Jie's mouth is another female host of Dongxing Satellite TV, formerly known as Hu Li. and Xiao Jie are the same batch of Dongxing Satellite TV, and the two are natural opponents because they are the two with the best conditions in that batch.

"I thought you were the hostess of "Dongxing Got Talent", and I wanted to open a back door to you and let me go up and take a turn, but now it seems that it won't work." Lin Xiao's plan was to participate in the talent show, and he had thought about the show, but he didn't expect Xiao Jie to be cut off.

"Go up and take a spin? I said, dead fatty, what skills do you have to get on the talent show? Speaking of which, sister, listen to it, although my sister was cut off, but if you have real skills, it is not a matter of one sentence to get on and off the show. Don't you tell me you want to go up and show your big belly? Xiao Jie said with some joy.

"Sister, you make me sad so much, I'm so useless in your eyes? Don't you know that big men have great wisdom? Lin Xiao said in a very sad tone.

"Okay, no kidding, do you really want to be on it?" Xiao Jie asked seriously.

"Of course, I've always been serious, okay?" Lin Xiao said depressedly.

"But what will you? ...... I really can't think of it. Xiao Jie groaned for a moment and said.

"I can't say it clearly on the phone, so, sister, how about you come to my house and I will show you a live performance?" Lin Xiao rolled his eyes and said.

"Okay, you wait, I'll go over right away, but, dead fatty, if you fool me, you'll die!"

After speaking, without waiting for Lin Xiao to reply, Xiao Jie hung up the phone.

Lin Xiao didn't care, Xiao Jie's temperament has always been like this, but it will only be shown in front of familiar people.

In front of people, Xiao Jie has always been a lady, but Lin Xiao has already seen through everything, the so-called life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills.

Xiao Jie came quickly.

"Smack! I said Lin Xiao, didn't you say lose weight? How do you feel fatter and fatter? Xiao Jie was a frequent visitor to Lin Xiao's house, and as soon as she came up, she patted Lin Xiao's shoulder and complained unceremoniously.

"I said young lady, oh no, big breasted sister, it's you who should lose weight more, right? Go down big and watch out for the hunchback! Lin Xiao glanced at Xiao Jie's chest and retorted.

"How?" Zhu Jing on the side looked at Lin Xiaodao angrily with the black line in his head.

"Has Xiao Xiao eaten it?" When facing Xiao Jie, Zhu Jing asked with a warm smile.

made Lin Xiao can't help but wonder, who is her biological birth?

"I've eaten it, thank you, Auntie." When talking to Zhu Jing in the same way, Xiao Jie became a good girl again.

......

followed Lin Xiao into the room, and when she saw that in Lin Xiao's room, the Zhuang bunk was full of Lin Xiao's clothes, piled up indiscriminately, Xiao Jie frowned and said, "I said, what are you making trouble with?" ”

"It's messy, isn't it?" Lin Xiao asked.

"Nonsense!" Xiao Jie rolled her eyes.

"Believe it or not, I can get all these clothes neat in a minute." Lin Xiao said with a stunned expression.

"Do you think I'll believe it?" Xiao Jie said disdainfully.

"Believe it or not, let's say something else, you say, if I can fold this pile of clothes neatly in one minute, will I be qualified to be on "Dongxing Got Talent"?" Lin Xiao asked.

"Are you really?" Xiao Jie's good-looking eyebrows furrowed, and she looked at Lin Xiao and asked.

"Of course." Lin Xiao said triumphantly.

"If you can really do it, let alone "Dongxing Got Talent", I think it's no problem to enter the national finals. Are you sure you're not bragging, though? Xiao Jie obviously didn't believe that Lin Xiaozheng could do it.

In fact, in the first season of "Dongxing Got Talent", there was a contestant who was a dress-folding expert, who could fold a piece of clothing in 2 seconds at the fastest speed, and it became popular at the beginning.

In the end, he even entered the annual finals of "Dongxing Got Talent", but because he showed a fork in the end, he failed to become the champion.

But it still made that contestant popular, and now Lin Xiao told Xiao Jie that he could make the bed in one minute, and at least sixty or seventy pieces of clothes could be folded in one minute, in Xiao Jie's opinion, this is simply a fantasy.

"Then it's time to witness the miracle!" Lin Xiao said, picked up a prepared black cloth, raised his eyebrows, and pretended to be forced.

Xiao Jie sneered, stood aside with her hands on her chest, and watched coldly.

I saw Lin Xiao cover the black cloth on the pile of clothes that were messed up and thrown together.

"Trick up!" Xiao Jie pursed her lips and said.

"Sister, don't worry, let the clothes fly for a while. After a while, you will know that the big man has great wisdom and is talking about me. Lin Xiao pretended to be forced.

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Chapter 3 The key is to lose weight

"So, young lady, are you ready to be stunned?" Lin Xiao secretly took the clothes back into the storage compartment, then took them out, and after repeating them a few times, he operated all the clothes.

Then he looked at Xiao Jie proudly and said.

Xiao Jie didn't have time to complain in a hurry, and the next moment she was really stunned to look at the scene in front of her.

Lin Xiao didn't play tricks anymore this time, but directly lifted the black cloth, and then there was a scene that made Xiao Jie unbelievable.

I saw that the clothes that were originally thrown on the bed were neatly folded and put there at the moment.

Although she didn't believe it in her heart, Xiao Jie was still shocked by this scene.

She couldn't help but step forward and check, this look made her even more shocked, every piece of clothing was folded neatly, and every piece of clothing seemed to be folded out of the machine assembly line.

Xiao Jie looked at Lin Xiao, and then at the neatly folded clothes, with a look of suspicion.

"Is this magic?"

"How? Awesome, right? Lin Xiao nodded, with a smug expression.

"When did you learn it?" Even if this is magic, such a scene still makes Xiao Jie unbelievable.

"Want to know?" Lin Xiao asked with a smile.

Xiao Jie nodded subconsciously.

But Lin Xiao looked like he was underwhelmed and said, "I won't tell you!" ”

"Dead fatty! The next moment, Xiao Jie's hand reached Lin Xiao's ear, and it rotated three hundred and sixty degrees.......

Lin Xiao, who was in pain, screamed.

"Sister, let go, let go, it hurts, it hurts!"

Seeing Lin Xiao's painful face distorted, Xiao Jie let go of her hand with a cold snort.

"How? Sister, am I enough to be on "Dongxing Got Talent"? Lin Xiao didn't dare to get too carried away at this moment.

Xiao Jie nodded and said, "Yes, well, you perform a few more times, and I'll record it." ”

Lin Xiao performed a few more times next, although he had already seen it, Xiao Jie still felt incredible.

Xiao Jie has also seen a lot of magic, she has not changed things, and there is no technical content, but folding the clothes neatly, this kind of magic is already a category that ordinary people cannot understand.

It can only be described in two words: magic.

Xiao Jie looked at this playmate with a surprised expression, and suddenly realized that she didn't know him at all.

"I will send your video to the chief director of "Dongxing Got Talent", I believe that if nothing happens, you can skip the audition and go directly to the show."

"By the way, do you need any preparation for this magic trick?" Xiao Jie thought about it and asked again.

"Except for clothes and a black cloth to cover it, nothing else is needed." Lin Xiao shook his head and said.

"Is there a limit? Such as quantity? Xiao Jie asked again.

"Theoretically, no, but if there are more of them, it will take a little more time." Lin Xiao thought for a while and said.

"Understood, you should prepare well, you should be on the show soon." Xiao Jie nodded and said.

......

Lin Xiao's family background is good, and his father runs an independent online clothing brand, which can be regarded as a small net worth.

Lin Xiao's grandfather is an old storyteller, he runs an old-fashioned teahouse, he tells stories in the teahouse every day, the Lin family has three generations of single transmission, Lin Xiao's grandfather is a more traditional person, and has always wanted Lin Xiao's father to learn to tell stories with him, but Lin Xiao's father is not interested in storytelling at all.

And as entertainment became more and more diversified, the old entertainment methods were gradually eliminated, and Lin Xiao's grandfather couldn't pass on his skills to Lin Xiao's father, so he hit his grandson with the idea.

Lin Xiao likes to tell stories, and he learned a paragraph from his grandfather, and occasionally told a paragraph or two in his grandfather's teahouse.

It's just a pity that most of the people who like to listen to books now are older generations.

Lin Xiao's grandfather Lin Wen's teahouse is actually not big, and the customers are all regular customers.

The name of the teahouse is very cliché, it is called the old teahouse.

When Lin Xiao walked in, there were not many guests in the teahouse, and there were only a dozen of them, and they were all elderly people.

Lin Wen said brightly on the stage, this is the Cheng bite of the golden three axes in "The Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties".

From time to time, the old people in the audience high-fived and applauded.

Seeing his grandfather talking about "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" on stage, Lin Xiao was already out of the way.

Because it reminded him of the dream he had.

In this world, "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" is one of the four famous novels, but in the world of dreams, it is another "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

In the dream, "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is not only one of the four famous novels, but also the most widely circulated and influential masterpiece.

But in this world, Lin Xiao has never even heard of it.

Soon, the applause woke Lin Xiao up from his distraction, and he walked towards his grandfather with a smile.

When Lin Wen saw Lin Xiao, he smiled kindly and said, "Here, do you want to go up and talk about one." ”

"Still don't, grandpa, you take a sip of tea and moisten your throat." Lin Xiao poured a cup of tea for his grandfather Lin Wen and said.

"Grandpa, have you heard of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"?" Lin Xiao asked.

"Romance of the Three Kingdoms?" The old man frowned.

"I know about "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", as for this "Romance ......of the Three Kingdoms", Lin Wen shook his head and said that he had not heard of it.

Lin Xiao scratched his head, but he was not surprised in his heart, after all, although many things in that dream were the same as this world, there were also many things that were completely different.

"Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is just one of many differences.

It's just that Lin Xiao feels a little pity, because in his dream, he knows several stories about "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", which are absolutely wonderful.

But it's a pity that Lin Xiao's writing skills are very average, he only knows the story, but it is obviously not so easy to make a story, and the key is that many commentaries are a series.

"Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is a long story, and there are only a few more representative stories that he is familiar with from his dreams, such as Taoyuan Three Knots, Three Heroes vs. Lu Bu, etc., which cannot form a complete story chain.

"You kid, why are you getting fatter and fatter." Lin Wen is quite satisfied with this grandson in all aspects, but the only thing that is dissatisfied is Lin Xiao's obesity.

"Grandpa, can we not talk about this? I'm dying of sorrow. Lin Xiao said with a sad face.

"You, you're just too lazy, if you come to the teahouse to take over the storytelling, I'm sure you can't get fat if you want to." Lin Wen glanced at Lin Xiao and said dissatisfied.

"Hey, hey." Lin Wen said this set of words more than once, and Lin Xiao had long been used to it, so he didn't talk to him, but just smiled and responded.

"Idle today? Actually free to come to the teahouse? Do you want pocket money? Lin Wen asked.

Lin Xiao said that he was very hurt: "Grandpa, it was the old yellow calendar from a long time ago, I haven't asked you for pocket money for a long time, your grandson is going to be on TV this time, I'm here to report the good news to grandpa." ”

"On TV? Just you? Lin Wen said with a look of disbelief.

"Grandpa, don't underestimate me, Dongxing Satellite TV, I'll go over tomorrow to record, and you can see your grandson and I appear on TV on Saturday night." Lin Xiao said proudly.

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Chapter 4: The Debut of the Talent Show

Xiao Jie's efficiency is still very fast, after leaving Lin Xiao's house, good news came the next day, after the director watched Lin Xiao's performance video, he passed to let Lin Xiao skip the audition directly and go directly to the show.

"Dongxing Talent" was not the first creation of Dongxing Satellite TV, but the purchased copyright, but the success of "Dongxing Talent" became popular, which also made other TV stations blush.

This year, there has been news that Blue Sky TV has also purchased the copyright of "Got Talent", and invested heavily to create Blue Sky TV's "Folk Talent Show" program, and "Dongxing Talent Show" PK.

That's why "East Star Got Talent" is in such a hurry to launch the second season.

Dongxing TV and Broadcasting Building, Hall 3, is the recording site of "Dongxing Talent".

Before starting the trial recording, Xiao Jie told Lin Xiao a lot of precautions, such as acting naturally after going on stage, don't stare at the camera, and so on.

There are two more contestants in front of Lin Xiao, Xiao Jie told Lin Xiao that this year, because of Blue Sky Satellite TV's "Folk Talent Show", Dongxing has invited several big-name stars to be judges.

Today's three judges are all big-name stars.

One is the popular student Huang Yiming, the other is the famous songwriter Gao Hong, and the other is the royal sister goddess Chu Fei'er from Treasure Island.

Lin Xiao's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard this, the goddess of the royal sister Chu Fei'er also has the title of otaku goddess and goddess, not only has a hot body, but also has a childlike face, which is not small compared to Xiao Jie.

And the key is that Concubine Chu is still the best among the goddesses of otaku legs.

"I said, dead fatty, can you please not be so obscene? As soon as she heard Concubine Chu'er's eyes lit up, don't show her foreign appearance for a while, you are the person recommended by your sister, don't embarrass your sister. Xiao Jie said angrily.

"Concubine Chu, sister, that's my goddess, can you really see her alive today? Sister, what, can I ask for close contact with Concubine Chu? Lin Xiao's eyes lit up.

"No way!" Xiao Jie gritted her teeth and looked at Lin Xiaodao.

"No, no, it's a pity, it's a pity, such a good opportunity, tsk." Lin Xiao's look of pity made Xiao Jie feel the urge to hit someone.

"By the way, sister, today's host is the fox?" Lin Xiao asked.

"Well, the fox is also in good shape, you have a chance to get up close and personal with her, how about it? Got a heartbeat? Xiao Jie said calmly.

But Lin Xiao felt a cold air rising, he knew Xiao Jie too well, this was the prelude to her explosion.

"How can it, I want to say, sister, how about I help you take revenge on the stage in a while?" Lin Xiao asked with a roll of his eyes.

"Huh? Don't come nonsense! You don't have to worry about my business, but you should be careful, the fox knows that you are recommended by me, and maybe it will stumble you. Xiao Jie frowned slightly and said.

"Don't worry, sister, your enemy is my enemy, if she doesn't make it bad, I won't care about it for my sister's sake, if she dares to make it bad, I will make her disgraced in minutes, you just wait and see." Lin Xiao said with a wicked smile.

"You just do it, I don't care about you." Xiao Jie shook her head and said.

At this time, the staff came over to inform: "Player No. 2 is on stage, Player No. 3 Lin Xiao please prepare." ”

Lin Xiao followed the staff to the waiting area and waited to take the stage.

The No. 2 contestant may not have performed well, failed to conquer the three judges, and quickly stepped down, and finally it was Lin Xiao's turn.

I don't know why, although Lin Xiao has never been on the big stage, maybe he has experienced it countless times in his dreams, so he didn't feel nervous at all, but was eager to try.

The host of "Dongxing Talent" is a man and a woman, the man is the host of Dongxing Satellite TV, Nanhua, and the woman is naturally the fox in Xiao Jie's mouth, Hu Li.

I have to say that Hu Li may have cut off Hu Jie's position that originally belonged to Xiao Jie through some unacceptable means, but Hu Li is indeed very capitalized.

Whether it is appearance or figure, it is comparable to Xiao Jie.

If the show is broadcast, there are generally some personal VCRs, but this is a trial recording, so Lin Xiao is directly on stage.

In terms of props, the program team has been prepared, and a full 100 sets of clothes have been messed up and laid out there.

Of course, there is also a big black cloth for magic, after Lin Xiao came to the stage, he didn't do any magician pretending to be a magician, but started directly.

The three judges all looked at Lin Xiao on the stage with curiosity.

Because he didn't know what program Lin Xiao was going to perform in advance, he was puzzled when he saw Lin Xiao covering the messy hundred sets of clothes.

"Then it's time to witness the miracle!" Lin Xiao walked around the edge of the black cloth, and swiped his hand across the black cloth.

Then, before the judges could see it, they lifted it vigorously and lifted the black cloth.

There were bursts of exclamations at the scene, and many viewers stood up and poked their heads out to take a closer look.

And the judges also looked at the scene in front of them with curiosity.

"Wow!" Otaku gods and goddesses, the first model of Treasure Island, Chu Fei'er, covered her mouth with her hands and let out an exclamation.

The other two judges were also a little dumbfounded.

I saw that the original messy clothes were neatly folded and arranged there, and the key thing was that the time before and after was less than a minute.

When many people didn't even understand what show Lin Xiao was going to perform, Lin Xiao's performance was already over.

"Huaxing Got Talent" adopts a judges' scoring system, at the beginning of the contestants to perform on stage, the judges can choose to turn on the cross-cut lights in advance, and when all three lights are on, the contestants must stop performing.

After that, the judges will comment and make a final decision, and if there are more than two judges, then the contestant will pass the preliminary round and enter the subsequent elimination round.

And Lin Xiao didn't give them this opportunity at all, and in less than a minute, the judges didn't even react, and it was over.

At this time, the two hosts walked onto the stage.

Nanhua said with a smile: "This is probably the shortest performance in the history of "Huaxing Talent". ”

"Mr. Lin, can you explain to us the show you just performed? I'm sure there are still quite a few people who haven't even reacted at this moment. Nanhua said to Lin Xiao with a smile.

"Actually, it's very simple, everyone sees that there are 100 sets of clothes here, and they were disrupted and laid there before, and what I did was to fold all these disrupted clothes neatly in one minute." Lin Xiao said confidently.

"Wow!" Lin Xiao's words fell, and there was an exclamation from the audience.

At this time, Huang Yiming, one of the popular judges of the judges, said: "I remember that in the first season of "Huaxing Got Talent", there was a dress-folding expert, it only takes 2 seconds to fold a dress, and your 100 clothes only took less than a minute, it's unbelievable!" ”

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Chapter 5 It's Better to Be a Man (New Book Asking for Support!) ）

Another judge, Gao Hong, said with a smile: "It's too fast, I didn't see it too clearly at all, and it was over." ”

"It's just that if you fold clothes on the spot like last season's folding expert, maybe everyone will judge more intuitively, but because for magic, to be honest, I have seen a lot of shocking magic shows, and there are many more magical ones than yours, so I don't know how to judge, maybe it should be fairer to find a magician to judge your magic trick."

It was Lin Xiao's goddess, but Concubine Chu said in a sweet and glutinous doll voice: "Teacher Gao, you are too demanding, I think this performance is really amazing, if it is one dress and two clothes, it may not be nothing, but a hundred pieces of clothing, it was folded in less than a minute, and it was neatly placed, the key is that he didn't touch the clothes at all, it was too shocking, I am sure YES." ”

"So, what was the decision of the three judges?" Nanhua asked with a smile.

First of all, Huang Yiming, he thought for a while and said: "Actually, just like Mr. Gao Hong said, we don't know much about magic, I don't know if the difficulty of this magic trick is high, and your performance just now, to be honest, I didn't see it clearly, so I have a suggestion, can you re-perform it?" The three of us judges mark the clothes, disrupt them, and then you restore them neatly. ”

"I agree with Yiming."

"I didn't see it clearly, well, I'd love to give it to YES, but if I could watch the show again, I would agree." Concubine Chu said.

"Lin Xiao, what do you think?" Nanhua turned his head and asked Lin Xiaodao.

"Absolutely!" Lin Xiao naturally didn't have any opinions.

It's just a matter of repeating the operation.

The three judges took to the stage and began to mark a hundred sets of clothes, which was actually to put some labels and then shuffle the clothes again.

At this time, Nanhua and Hu Li also came over, and suddenly Hu Li whispered something to the three of them.

The three judges all had bright eyes and nodded their heads.

And the approach of the next three judges made the audience exclaim.

Not only did they disrupt their clothes, but they also tied up several pieces of clothing, and tied several pieces of clothing together with each other.

It undoubtedly adds great difficulty to this magic trick.

After all, if you want to fold and put your clothes in order, you have to untie the clothes that are tied together.

In this regard, the corners of Lin Xiao's mouth were slightly hooked, revealing a smile.

"Okay, then next, it's up to this player to see if he can reproduce the miracle." Nanhua glanced at Lin Xiao sympathetically and said.

Hu Li, the initiator, also said delicately: "Mr. Lin, don't blame me for making it more difficult for you." ”

And Xiao Jie, who was watching Lin Xiao's performance on the side, turned very ugly, but she didn't expect this sassy fox to really embarrass Lin Xiao.

As if she could feel Xiao Jie's gaze, Hu Li glanced in Xiao Jie's direction and showed a smug smile.

The three judges on the stage all went down, the two hosts also went down, and the stage was once again handed over to Lin Xiao.

I don't know why, Lin Xiao looked at the audience looking at himself attentively, and his heart was full of pride, he liked this feeling of being in the limelight.

As a fat man, Lin Xiao has always had some inferiority complex in his heart, but at this moment, he has become the center point of everyone, and this feeling cannot be described in words.

The 60-second countdown starts on the big screen.

Lin Xiao did not hurry to re-cover the black cloth, and then made a gesture of please to the people under the stage.

"Then it's time to witness the miracle, don't blink." Lin Xiao said with a somewhat sneering smile.

When the words fell, Lin Xiao's hand suddenly lifted the black cloth.

"Wow!" This time, because of the preparation, everyone looked at this side intently and did not miss a second.

A close-up of the clothes under the black cloth is shown on the large screen.

Even the clothes that had been tied together were neatly placed there.

"Bang bang bang!" Soon, there was a roaring applause from the audience, including the three judges.

Once again, the camera gives a close-up of the labels that the judges put on those clothes before, and everything shows that the clothes are still the same clothes as before.

Xiao Jie was also dumbfounded, she forgot to be angry, and at this moment she was only full of pride, remembering what Lin Xiao said before, Xiao Jie clasped her hands to her chest, and couldn't help but look forward to it.

"Breathtaking, breathtaking!" Huang Yiming said with a look of amazement.

"I take back what I just said, even if I don't know anything about magic, it's definitely one of the best magic shows I've ever seen." The fastidious Gao Hong was also conquered.

Concubine Chu even held up the "YES" sign in advance to express her support for Lin Xiao's performance.

"It's exciting, but I'm curious to know, this contestant, do you have any other magic performances? I'm sure you haven't seen enough, right? Concubine Chu said delicately.

"Of course!" Lin Xiao said without thinking about it.

"Great, can you put on another show for everyone? Rest assured, I believe that the other two judges of the magic just now believe that they will never think that you will not be able to pass, so the next encore is just a pure performance! Concubine Chu said.

"Yes, we're looking forward to it too!" Huang Yiming and Gao Hong both lit up the "YES" sign.

"Okay, though, I'm going to need someone to do the next trick. It's better to be a man. Lin Xiao rolled his eyes and said with a smile.

"Why does it have to be a man? This player, do you think I can? Hu Li's plan just now did not succeed, especially when she saw that Lin Xiao's performance recommended by Xiao Jie shocked the audience, and she was very unhappy.

Hearing Lin Xiao say that she still wanted to perform, and she also wanted a man to cooperate, she immediately felt that the opportunity had come.

She has also seen a lot of magic shows, and knows that many magic tricks require human cooperation, so what if she doesn't cooperate?

"This, it's not very good, the magic trick I'm going to perform next is a little ......," Lin Xiao said with a look of embarrassment.

"This player, you shouldn't be able to perform if you change someone to cooperate, right?" Hu Li said deliberately.

"It's not, it's just ......" Lin Xiao still looked speechless, which made Hu Li think that Lin Xiao's next performance was uncertain.

"We all know that magic shows, many times, will be said that the person who cooperates is trusted, so let me cooperate with you to perform, can you dispel this doubt?" Hu Li said with a smile.

"Okay then!" Lin Xiao secretly said in his heart, what a girl, this was sent to the door by yourself, I was worried about how to let you jump out, but now it's okay, the problem is solved.

Hu Li thought she had succeeded, but she didn't expect that Lin Xiao's next performance would make her "unforgettable for life"!

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Chapter 6 The Fat Man Who Understands People's Clothes

Here Hu Li wants to be Lin Xiao's assistant to cooperate, and others may feel that Hu Li, the host, is a little suspicious of this player today, but they don't think much about it.

But on the other side, Xiao Jie was stunned for a moment, and then showed a hint of suspicion, thinking that Lin Xiao had sworn to be angry with himself before, should he really be on the show?

I don't care about Hu Li and Xiao Jie at all, but if Lin Xiao messes up today's recording because of himself, even if it embarrasses Hu Li, he will definitely not be able to continue to be on this show.

Xiao Jie knew that Lin Xiao had always wanted to be a big star, although she was always sarcastic about Lin Xiao, but it didn't mean that she didn't care.

It's just that now, she can only watch, and only hopes that Lin Xiao won't go too far, after all, for Lin Xiao, this is a rare stage experience.

The three judges, including the host Nanhua, were all waiting for Lin Xiao's performance with an expectant expression.

"So, do you need to prepare new props?" Hu Li asked.

"No, that black cloth just now will do!" Lin Xiao said confidently.

Lin Xiao walked over and picked up the black cloth, then handed it to Hu Li with a smile, and said, "Okay, Miss Assistant, now please wrap yourself in the black cloth." ”

Everyone was a little inexplicable, and they didn't know what kind of magic Lin Xiao was going to perform, but with the previous performance, no one doubted Lin Xiao's ability anymore.

Hu Li asked curiously, "Wrapped in a black cloth?" How to wrap? ”

Lin Xiao stretched out his hand and made a circle gesture and said, "It's like a mummy, wrap it up in a circle." ”

Hu Li frowned, but still did what Lin Xiao did, wrapped the black cloth around her body, and then wrapped it layer by layer, leaving only her head exposed.

"Is that okay?" Hu Li asked.

Lin Xiao nodded, showed a smile, and then faced the audience and judges and said, "Then next, I need to ask someone to come up and untie this layer of black cloth on her body." ”

"I, I'm coming! Teacher Gao, Teacher Huang, don't rob me. Concubine Chu said glutinously.

Although Gao Hong and Huang Yiming were also very curious, however, Concubine Chu had spoken, and they were naturally embarrassed to rob her.

Concubine Chu happily walked onto the stage, and then looked at Lin Xiao with a pair of big watery eyes and asked, "How to untie it?" ”

The goddess was in front of her, but Lin Xiao found that she was not as excited as she imagined, but looking at Chu Fei'er up close, she was indeed worthy of being named the first supermodel of Treasure Island, and those long legs were definitely the best in the Leg Play Year series, and the convex convex and concave concave were convex.

The appearance is also excellent, and with the unique baby voice, it is simply a goblin who is tired of dying.

"Ahem, you hold the end of the black cloth, and then drag it to let this temporary assistant of mine spin and untie it by himself." Ye Qiu said with a smile.

"Okay." Concubine Chu nodded, stepped forward with some excitement, and grabbed the end of the black cloth.

"Can we start unraveling now?" Concubine Chu asked eagerly.

"Wait a minute!" Lin Xiao stepped forward as he spoke, deliberately circled around Hu Li, and then stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers.

"Alright, now it's time to witness the miracle, let's get started." After speaking, Lin Xiao motioned to Concubine Chu and Hu Li to start.

On the judges' seat, Huang Yiming discussed with Gao Hong with a curious face: "What do you say it will be?" ”

"This, it can't be that it has turned people away, right?"

"Definitely not, the head is still exposed."

"Look, I believe it won't disappoint us."

As he spoke, Gao Hong picked up the mineral water provided by the sponsor on the table and took a sip.

The next moment.

"Poof!" Gao Hong's eyes widened directly, and a mouthful of water squirted out.

And the scene was also full of exclamations.

At the same time, Hu Li and Concubine Chu on the stage also exclaimed.

Concubine Chu looked at Hu Li in disbelief after uncovering the black cloth, but Hu Li screamed in shame and horror.

Not only Concubine Chu, but also the staff at the scene, photographers, etc., were all dumbfounded.

It wasn't until Lin Xiao picked up the black cloth and put it on Hu Li's body again that everyone came back to their senses.

"Director, this ......" A photographer asked the director on the headset.

"What is this? Do your job well, did you shoot that scene just now? Bai Ming is the chief director of "Huaxing Got Talent", because the chief director of the first season was poached by Blue Sky TV, he had a chance, but he has been under tremendous pressure.

If "Huaxing Got Talent" can't do the blue sky's "Folk Talent Show" in the end, then doesn't it mean that he is not capable of Bai Ming?

As a result, I didn't expect that something happened on the first day of trial recording, but fortunately, for Bai Ming, this is definitely a great thing.

Although it is obviously a shame for Hu Li, Hu Li is not Bai Ming's favored host, he prefers Xiao Jie, mainly because Hu Li has a bad reputation, but he is pressed down, and Bai Ming is not easy to refuse.

So if Hu Li is sacrificed to achieve the ratings of the show, he will not have any hesitation at all, and I believe that there will be no opinions in the station.

But there was still a bit of chaos at the scene, after all, the scene just now was really a bit unbelievable, but the male audience at the scene feasted their eyes.

In fact, Lin Xiao was also a little dumbfounded.

Hu Li is wearing a short dress today, it stands to reason that she should definitely wear safety pants to avoid going naked, but I didn't expect Hu Li to have it.

Then the sexy lace three-point style was looked at, in fact, this scale is not too big, after all, it is not uncovered, but after all, this thing happened in public, and it may be broadcast on TV, so what is it for Hu Li.

However, in fact, if it is only like this, it is nothing, and the most important thing is that Hu Li's body has many bruise marks, which makes it difficult not to make people think about it.

When Lin Xiao uncovered the black cloth again in the midst of everyone's exclamations, the audience and the judges at the scene were a little skeptical that they had just hallucinated, because Hu Li was still wearing that set of short dresses neatly at this moment.

The scene fell silent for a while, and Lin Xiao scratched his head a little embarrassed and said, "That...... I'm sorry, I don't know ......"

To be honest, Lin Xiao really just wanted to make Hu Li a little ugly, but he really didn't expect this to be the result.

It's just that it's okay if Lin Xiao doesn't say it, but when he says it, Hu Li is even more embarrassed, don't know? Don't know what? Don't know what's going on with her?

At this moment, Hu Liwan regrets it like this, although there is no shortage of celebrities who rely on Guangbo news, but it is not like Hu Li, a fool can see what is going on with those bruises on her body.

Many viewers at the scene were afraid that they were complaining in their hearts, Nima, on the surface, she looks quite serious, but she didn't expect that there would be such a hobby in secret. It's really unseemly.

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Chapter 7 Is This Helping Others?

It turned out later that Lin Xiao thought too much, although something went wrong, but Hu Li's endurance was stronger than Lin Xiao imagined.

In particular, Xiao Jie used her mobile phone to open Hu Li's personal Weibo, and there were personal photos of Hu Li on it, and the scale was much larger than today.

It's just that what is different today is that there are more bruises that are difficult to explain.

Although the show was forced to be interrupted for a period of time, it continued filming later, of course, Lin Xiao also retired, but this matter still had an impact on Lin Xiao.

For the time being, "Dongxing Got Talent" is still uncertain whether it will keep the part that Lin Xiao and Hu Li performed together just now.

It is also possible to exclude Lin Xiao, an unstable factor, from "Dongxing Got Talent".

"You don't really have to." Xiao Jie sighed and said.

"Okay, I also regret it a little, to be honest, I didn't expect those ...... on her" Lin Xiao said with a wry smile.

"So, my screen debut is likely to be over?" Lin Xiao asked again.

"That's not it, in fact, the chief director Bai Ming tends to keep that part, but he can't completely make a decision on this show." Xiao Jie shook her head and said.

In fact, at this moment, Dongxing TV is holding a seminar on the recording accident of "Dongxing Talent".

"Such unstable factors must be excluded, and Hu Li must be given an explanation." Deputy Director An Jie said rhetorically.

Another deputy director, Guo Linyu, said with a smile: "It can't be said to be an unstable factor, right?" Actually, this scale is not too big, is it? ”

"Isn't that a big scale? "Dongxing Got Talent" is not a low-quality show, and I don't think it's necessary to rely on this to win ratings. ”

"I can't say that about this, I watched that magic trick, it's very exciting, it's a big deal to cut off the last additional paragraph." Guo Linyu said-for-tat.

"Bai Ming, you are the chief director, what do you think?" At this time, Executive Deputy Director Gao Quan looked at Bai Ming and asked.

"Purely from the perspective of the show, I think that performance should be retained, otherwise it would be a pity, as for the scale, I don't think there is any problem, in the first season, didn't there be an underwear master? That scale is not necessarily smaller than it is today. ”

"And the blue sky's "Folk Got Talent" should not be underestimated, if we want to suppress "Folk Talent", we must suppress it from the beginning, if we keep that paragraph, I believe that the ratings of the first episode will not be a problem at all, and it is possible to create new heights."

"Then if you keep it, the host Hu Li ......" Gao Quan frowned.

"Isn't it just that the bruises can't be explained? This is simple, if you arrange Hu Li to act, it is said that it was caused when she was acting, and it will not be a big problem if you think about it. Guo Linyu said with a smile.

"What do you think, Deputy Director An?" Gao Quan glanced at An Jie lightly and asked.

"Since Director Bai and Deputy Director Guo both think it's okay, then it's okay." An Jie realized that although Gao Gao Quan was asking for his opinion, he actually agreed with Guo Linyu's words, so he could only nod.

In fact, who doesn't know about this matter? Hu Li was able to be the host of "Dongxing Talent", which was An Jie's greeting.

So what's going on with those bruises on Hu Li's body, An Jie should know best, but these things must not be on the table, and An Jie naturally doesn't dare to continue, otherwise, it will be him who will be embarrassed.

When Lin Xiao received the news, he was a little incredulous.

Especially when he saw the few photos sent by Xiao Jie on Hu Li's personal Weibo, he had to admire the other party's handling methods.

After all, "Dongxing Talent" is recorded and broadcast, and what happened before is only known in a small area, and now Hu Li directly posted a photo of the bruises on her body, saying that she was injured during filming, which is to endorse "Dongxing Talent" in advance.

However, in this way, when the show is broadcast, the pressure will all be on Lin Xiao.

Lin Xiao didn't care about this, anyway, he was not a big star, and his reputation was not bad at all.

It's cheaper than that Hu Li, according to Xiao Jie, in order to compensate Hu Li, Dongxing Satellite TV really asked Hu Li to play the second female lead in a TV series.

To a certain extent, she also has to thank Lin Xiao for the opportunity she created, is this a joy to help others?

The only thing Lin Xiao should worry about is whether his grandfather will pick his skin when he sees it.

The sign-in in the past few days, the luck is not very good, except for the gold coins that must be obtained, there is not a single prop.

However, after tonight, it will be seven days since the sign-in, and you can get a sign-in package, Lin Xiao tasted the sweetness of the system, and naturally looked forward to it.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Lin Xiao was almost reading the seconds, lying on the bed waiting for the arrival of the first gift bag.

Lin Xiao checked in on the seventh day with great anticipation, and then a sign-in gift package appeared in front of Lin Xiao.

Although I was very excited and wanted to open it immediately, I thought that I had no good luck checking in for a few days, so I resisted the urge to open it directly, exited the system, and then ran to the bathroom and washed my hands several times.

Only then do you go back to the bedroom, enter the system, and start opening the package.

This is the first gift package that Lin Xiao got after obtaining the system.

According to the experience in that dream, there will be surprises for every first time in the system, and in fact it is also true, such as the first check-in to get an extra skill experience card, and the following days to get nothing.

So will this sign-in package also make for something particularly good?

Opening the gift package, a card with a golden circle of light appeared in front of Lin Xiao's eyes.

"it!" Lin Xiao burst into a foul mouth excitedly.

It's not because it's bad, it's because it's special, and it's definitely the luck of the hanging bomb.

Lin Xiao didn't expect that he would be lucky enough to get the talent skill card when he opened the sign-in package for the first time.

The skills of the system all need to be upgraded, but there are exceptions, that is, natural skills, there is no level, and naturally there is no need to upgrade.

It's just that after reading the introduction of the talent skill card, Lin Xiao had a feeling of joy and sadness.

Talent Skill Card: Hearing is like seeing.

Hearing is like seeing: Your hearing has reached the point where you can hear and see as much as you want.

Isn't this skill awesome? It's awesome, but what's special, what Lin Xiao wants most now are those talented skills such as singing and acting, this skill is awesome, but for now, for Lin Xiao, there is no use.

I don't know if it's good or bad for this luck?

Or should I not have washed my hands just now? You might even get a practical skill.

I'm afraid I won't be so lucky next time.

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Chapter 8 Guess Who I Am?

The next day, Xiao Jie came with good news.

Just tonight, Dongxing Satellite TV will release the trailer of "Dongxing Talent". Then tomorrow night, the first episode of "Dongxing Got Talent" will be broadcast.

The first time he was on TV, it stands to reason that Lin Xiao should be happy, but thinking about what he did, if he let his grandfather and parents see it, he wouldn't be happy.

He regretted it a little, why didn't he think about it at the time, eh, grandpa is still looking forward to his first time on the show, so he has already said that he will come here for dinner tomorrow night, and the whole family will watch Lin Xiao's first time on TV.

can make Lin Xiao worried. People are on TV to make a name for themselves, but what about themselves? I guess it's going to be famous, right? Just, stripper? A lewd fat man who understands people's clothes? Thinking about Lin Xiao makes me have a toothache.

What made Lin Xiao even more embarrassed was that when her mother learned that she was going to be on TV, she said that she was afraid that others would not know that her son was on TV.

In these years, being able to be on TV is still a very fashionable and proud thing for ordinary people, but Lin Xiao doesn't know that when his mother knows the truth, will he lose dozens of pounds?

However, it's useless to think about it now, what is it called? This is called, the cannon you made an appointment with tears in your eyes has to be finished.

That night, Dongxing Satellite TV really broadcast the trailer of "Dongxing Talent" as scheduled.

"The second season of "East Star Got Talent" is back with a shock."

"Who is he? What kind of ability does he have, and he can make the audience jaw-dropping. ”

Then came the stunned expressions of the three judges, and the exclamations of the audience.

"What can you do in a minute? But he spent a minute explaining what a miracle is! ”

Then Lin Xiao appeared, but there was a big question mark on his body.

"Then it's time to witness the miracle."

The picture changed again, and the host Nanhua exclaimed: "This is probably the shortest performance since the launch of "Dongxing Got Talent". ”

Then Gao Hong: "To be honest, it was too fast, I didn't see it too clearly at all, and it was over." ”

"The most jaw-dropping show in the history of a talent show."

The screen switched, and Gao Hong squirted out a mouthful of water.

"His performance once interrupted the show!"

Huli pear blossoms bring rain! The audience was jaw-dropping!

"Everything is here, "Huaxing Got Talent", tomorrow night at 9:00, invite you to witness the miracle together!"

This trailer of "Dongxing Got Talent" can be described as full of highlights, and it can't help but make people curious.

Obviously, the first issue of "Huaxing Got Talent" directly used Lin Xiao's performance as the theme of publicity, and the effect was good, even Lin Xiao's parents were curious.

"Son, what the hell did you perform? That Gao Hong actually squirted water, and the host, was actually made to cry by you? Zhu Jing asked curiously.

"Ahem, Mom, there will be no surprise when you say it now, so let's wait for tomorrow night to see for yourself." It's not that Lin Xiao doesn't want to say it, but it's really hard to say.

"It's just, it's boring to say it, let's wait until tomorrow night to see it!" Lin Xiao's father, Lin Gan, said with a smile on his face.

Looking at his parents' proud faces, Lin Xiao had an urge to smoke himself, what is this really called.

You have to find a way to go out and hide for a while, otherwise, ahem, God knows what my parents and grandpa will do to themselves after seeing it.

Especially thinking that his parents are still proudly calling friends, for fear that others will not know that his son is going to be on TV, Lin Xiao is brain pain for a while.

After thinking about it, Lin Xiao decided that tonight, he had to find an excuse to slip away before the show was broadcast, otherwise, the consequences would be unimaginable.

Just when Lin Xiao was worried about what excuse to sneak out, he received a timely phone call.

Lin Xiao glanced at the caller ID, and it turned out to be an unfamiliar number.

Lin Xiao picked it up: "Hey, hello." ”

A cheap voice came from the other side: "Guess who I am?" ”

Lin Xiao rolled his eyes, and complained in his heart, what age is this special, and he still plays this routine?

"Who are you?" Lin Xiao asked pretending to be puzzled.

"Guess what!" Sure enough, the other party's voice came from the phone again.

Lin Xiao was basically sure that this was a scammer's call.

"Guess your sister, I said liar brother, even if you cheat, you can also come to something innovative, such an old routine, I can't do it well in buddy." Lin Xiao teased.

The scammer on the other end of the phone was obviously stunned for a moment: "......"

Lin Xiao didn't give the other party a chance to continue talking, and said directly: "Please think of a new routine and call me again, I don't have any sense of innovation at all!" It's so unprofessional! ”

Then he hung up the phone directly.

It's just that soon Lin Xiao made a sad face again, and originally thought that this call was timely rain, but he never thought that he was a liar.

The mobile phone rang again, and it was the number just now, Lin Xiaole.

Picking up the phone, he smiled and said, "Okay, buddy, there will be a new routine so soon?" Tell me about it, I'll give you a staff officer. ”

"Dead fatty, your uncle, you can't even recognize my voice?" The person on the other end of the phone was full of popularity.

"Hey, this routine is good, so tell me, who are you?" Although Lin Xiao felt that this voice was indeed a little familiar, he still thought that the other party was a liar.

"I'll rub, if I don't drink you down tonight, I won't call Chen He." Chen He's angry voice came from the other side.

"Ahem, ahem, Chen Xiaoji? Damn, I said why is this liar's voice so familiar, it turned out to be you. Haha, you deserve it, just say who you are, and pretend to be with the fat brother. Lin Xiao laughed.

Chen He is Lin Xiao's college classmate in the same dormitory, different from the fat man's height and body fat, Chen He's name is the crane that stands out from the crowd, but he doesn't stand out from the crowd at all, but is less than 1.7 meters tall, and he is relatively thin, so people give him the nickname, Chen Xiaoji.

"Hurry up, I've already called Yang Wei and Li Zhiyong, at the old place at night, let's get together with a few brothers." Chen He said on the other end of the phone.

"Come on, see you that night!" Lin Xiao was about to laugh, on the one hand, a few old buddies could get together, and on the other hand, he finally had an excuse to sneak out.

Lin Xiao graduated last year, his academic performance was not good, and he only went to a junior college in the city, and the so-called old place is the Ah Long food stall at the back door of their school.

In the three years of college, Aaron's food stall was the most frequented place for several people in their dormitory to have dinner.

Lin Xiao greeted his mother and said that he might not come back at night because of the college roommates' reunion tonight.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Xiao took a taxi to the old place, Along's food stall.

I saw Chen He and Yang Wei, and Li Zhiyong was already there.

"Haha, Chen Xiaoji, I haven't seen you for a year, why are you still as thin as a chicken, and you don't grow meat at all." Lin Xiao saw Chen He and stepped forward with a smile and teased.

"Cut, you're not the same dead fat man, you said you want to lose weight since your freshman year, but it's been a few years, aren't you still a dead fat man?" Chen He said the same back.

"I said that you two are fat and thin, don't talk about the eldest brother and the second brother......"

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Chapter 9 Drinking is sure to cause trouble

Soon, the wine and food were all served, and the four of them drank a glass of wine and I drank a glass of wine, and the conversation began to increase.

One by one, I began to talk about my experience after graduation.

Yang Wei has just been admitted to a public institution this year and entered Donglin Bank, and his career establishment is good.

Li Zhiyong's father was a carpenter, and now those who can do handicrafts are scarce resources, so Li Zhiyong directly followed his father to learn carpentry after graduation.

Chen He is the best of the four.

This guy has an uncle who is a director, and after graduation, he followed his uncle to run the crew.

"Okay, the future director, don't forget Gou Fugui!" The big guy's eyes lit up when he heard it.

"The big director of fart, my uncle is only a third-rate director, I am still 108,000 miles away from the director, I am in tears when I say it, I am a fool all day long, but I have seen a lot of stars." Chen He complained.

"People still have to have dreams, what if they come true? Chen Xiaoji, I'm optimistic about you. Lin Xiao patted Chen He's shoulder and said.

"Speaking of dreams, fatty, didn't you always say that you wanted to be a big star, what's the matter, you still have this idea now?" Chen He asked.

The other two also looked at Lin Xiao with a smile on their faces, in fact, everyone never took what Lin Xiao said seriously.

"Why not? Don't underestimate the fat man, every fat man is a potential stock, understand? And buddy has already taken the first step, I'm afraid it will scare you when I say it, buddy can go on Eastern Star TV, do you believe it? Lin Xiao said in a daze.

"Really? Eastern Star TV? Chen He and the others all looked at Lin Xiao with shocked expressions.

"Of course it's true, tonight. Do you know "Dongxing Got Talent"? Dongxing Satellite TV's ace program, there is a fat brother in the first issue. Lin Xiao became more and more proud.

"Really? "Dongxing Got Talent"? Dead fat man, what show are you performing? Isn't it going to be belly dancing? Yang Wei said with a look of disbelief.

"Belly dancing? Underestimating people, isn't it? Dude has real skills, and he is absolutely skilled, don't you believe it? Lin Xiao glanced at everyone and said.

"Got past the first round?" Chen He on the side asked with a surprised expression.

"Of course, the fat brother is a man who is destined to become the king of talents, damn me, what kind of eyes are you looking at?" Lin Xiao saw that everyone's eyes were full of ridicule in their eyes, and he couldn't help but be a little annoyed and angry.

"By the way, what kind of show did you perform, fat man? Tell me a few brothers. ”。 Li Zhiyong asked curiously.

"Magic, the fat man can do magic, who can stop it, it's later, you'll know when you see it." Lin Xiao said more and more proudly.

"Does Concubine Chu know? Be my magic assistant! Believe it or not? Lin Xiao looked at the three of them again and said with a sigh.

"The first supermodel of Treasure Island, the god of otaku and goddess Chu? I rub, is the fat man really fake? In other words, is Concubine Chu herself really as beautiful as on TV? Are legs long? Chen He's eyes lit up all of a sudden.

"The first goddess of the leg play year series, it's not false!" Lin Xiao's long legs appeared in Concubine Chu's mind, and her eyes sparkled authentically.

A few people were chatting and drinking wine, chatting about women, chatting about the past, and before they knew it, the four of them were a little drunk, Chen He had the worst amount of alcohol, they were almost there, and they began to speak loudly.

Before I knew it, it was nine o'clock in the evening.

"Boss Li, where's the remote control? Quick, tune to Dongxing TV, we want to watch my fat brother's show. Chen He shouted loudly at Li Dalong, the owner of Ah Long's food stall.

A large 55-inch LCD TV hangs on the exterior wall of the Ah Long food stall, which is playing a foreign underwear show, and most of the people who come here to eat are students, but there are also many people in the community.

A few big men led by a bald head next to the seat knew at a glance that they were mixed in society, and a few people with bald heads were looking at the underwear show, but as a result, Li He had a loud voice, and he was about to change the stage, which naturally made the bald head and his group unhappy.

"If you want to go home to see your mother, who dares to transfer the channel?" Bald Qiang stood up and scolded.

"Lao Tzu is tuned, what's the matter? Bite me! "If it was in normal times, maybe Chen He would not dare to provoke a group of bald people, but today, when the wine is strong, where will he care so much, so he will go back directly.

Seeing Chen He dragging like this, the bald head stood up, picked up a beer bottle and smashed it on the triumphant Chen He's head.

"Oops, I'll rub it!" The beer bottle shattered, and blood came out of Chen He's head.

When Lin Xiao saw it, they were also angry, and they picked up the wine bottles one after another, and they were about to go up to the dry rack.

"Extinguish the fire, everyone extinguish the fire!" At this time, Li Dalong of the food stall rushed out and stuck between the two groups of people and persuaded him.

"Brother Qiang, what a big deal, why bother to be so angry, give me Li Dalong a face, forget it, forget it!" Li Dalong winked at Lin Xiao and the others while resisting the bald head.

In fact, Lin Xiao and the others were also a little retreating at the moment, they didn't notice how many bald people were on the wine just now, but now they have a special look, there are more than a dozen people on the other side, and there are only 4 on their side, and they are all veterans of fighting, obviously the front is just against the other party.

Lin Xiao and the others are frequent visitors to Li Dalong's place, so Li Dalong will come forward to make peace, otherwise, if there is a real fight, Lin Xiao will be beaten at all.

"Okay, then I'll give Boss Li a face today, let that guy kneel down and lick the uppers of Brother Qiang's shoes, and this matter will be over." The bald head said with a strong smile.

The rest of the bald group also burst out laughing.

There are a lot of onlookers next to him, in fact, it is very common to fight with partners, and many people are a little sympathetic to Lin Xiao and his party, drunk and making trouble, and as a result, they provoked a group of bald people who knew that they were not easy to mess with.

At this time, the scene of Lin Xiao appearing on TV and performing magic tricks happened to be broadcast, and some onlookers were surprised to find that what Chen He said just now turned out to be true.

That fat man really appeared on "East Star Got Talent".

At this time, Chen He, who was suddenly stunned by a wine bottle, seemed to wake up, picked up the wine bottle casually and rushed up, but was kicked out directly by a bald man.

When Lin Xiao and the others saw Chen He's tragic situation, blood immediately rushed to their brains.

"!" Lin Xiao raised the wine bottle and rushed towards the bald head.

Yang Wei and Li Zhiyong also rushed forward with red eyes.

It's just that where are the three of Lin Xiao the opponents of the bald and strong group?

Especially Lin Xiao, the chubby speed was slow, and the wine bottle was kicked before it was smashed, but fortunately, he had rough skin and thick meat, and the bald head Qiang didn't kick Lin Xiao away, but the wine bottle in Lin Xiao's hand didn't hit the bald head Qiang.

On the other side, Yang Wei and Li Zhiyong were also kicked to the ground by the bald accomplice, and their fists and feet fell like snowflakes.

Lin Xiao was also quickly kicked from behind by the bald accomplice, and fell directly to the ground with his face on the ground!

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Chapter 10 The fat man can do magic, and no one can stop it (ask for collection)

Bald Qiang's accomplices pressed Lin Xiao to the ground left and right, and Bald Qiang squatted down by himself, stretched out his hand and patted Lin Xiao's chubby face.

"Dead fat man, you are Diao, you continue to Diao!" The bald head looked at Lin Xiao with an arrogant look.

It's just that the next moment, Lin Xiao actually showed a smile.

"You're still smiling......" But before the bald head could finish speaking, suddenly he only felt a chill on his body.

Then the crowd of onlookers let out an exclamation.

It turned out that just now, the bald head Qiang suddenly became clean and slippery.

"I didn't expect this bald head to look fierce, but I didn't expect it to be so small."

"I rub, my eyes are spent? What about his clothes? It's really a blind brother's Zhang Krypton's golden dog eyes. ”

"Poof! Look! At this time, on TV, "Dongxing Got Talent" happened to broadcast a scene where Lin Xiao directly turned Hu Li into a three-point style, and combined with this scene that happened at the scene, the onlookers who ate melons were shocked.

And the next moment, when the fat man was holding the key parts with his bald hands, and the other accomplices were stunned, he quickly broke free and stood up.

The accomplice came back to his senses and wanted to step forward, but before he could touch Lin Xiao, he was cold again, and he followed in the footsteps of the bald head.

On the sidelines, some onlookers also took out their mobile phones to record this very happy scene.

However, the shocking and joyful things are yet to come.

Lin Xiao's move worked, and he immediately rushed to the next target, and then there was a very strange scene and a very shameful scene on the scene.

Lin Xiao is a big fat man, chasing a group of tall men to run, and after running a few steps, there is a person closest to Lin Xiao who becomes a light pig.

Yang Wei, who came back to his senses, although Li Zhiyong didn't know how the fat man did it, but when would he wait for revenge at this time?

As a result, there was an incredible scene at the scene.

A fat man ran after a dozen big men in front, and then from time to time the clothes of the chased people disappeared after brushing their clothes.

And Yang Wei and Li Zhiyong, who were beaten in the back, had blue noses and swollen faces, but when the person who was turned into a light pig by Lin Xiao was covering the key parts, they were ruthless.

At this time, the police who received the alarm rushed over, so the three policemen also saw a scene that made them stunned.

The final result is naturally that Lin Xiao and the four of them are having a good time, and the bald head Qiang and his party estimate that after this time, they are afraid that the next time they encounter a fat man, they will have a psychological shadow.

In front of the public, throwing a stick, it feels too ecstatic.

Seeing the arrival of the police, the bald-headed accomplice was like seeing a savior.

Zhang Bing is the policeman of this piece, seeing this scene, the whole person is also a little confused, and he doesn't understand what happened, and after listening to the onlookers' gossip explanation, Zhang Bing looked at Lin Xiao with a trace of vigilance in his eyes.

The bald-headed accomplice ran away quickly, and the remaining 6 people, including the bald strong, were all clean and slippery at this moment.

It's so beautiful that you can't look at it directly!

Because the bald heads are strong, there are no clothes on their bodies, so each person can only temporarily hold a basin to cover underneath.

But Lin Xiao, Yang Wei, and Li Zhiyong bent over with laughter, and they couldn't stop.

It's Chen He's good, and he actually fell asleep there.

"What about their clothes? Take it out. Zhang Bing walked up to Lin Xiao and asked.

"Uh...... What clothes? Lin Xiao blinked his eyes, looking like he didn't know anything.

Zhang Bingqiang couldn't help laughing, glanced at the group of people in front of him, shook his head, and nodded at Lin Xiao, but he didn't ask Lin Xiao for clothes again.

......

Soon, several more police cars came, bringing Lin Xiao's four people and the bald head Qiang group to the Dongguang Police Station.

Tonight was a nightmare for the bald strong, and they were once again greeted by other police officers.

Although the two groups of people fought, it was the bald head who made the first move, and Chen He's head was also bloomed, and Lin Xiao and several people were also injured, big and small, and they all had blue noses and swollen faces.

On the contrary, it is a group of bald people, but in fact, there is no injury, but at this moment, they are afraid that they would rather be beaten than experience that shameful scene again.

Fortunately, after Chen He's test, it was only a minor injury, and there was no major problem.

The people of the entire police station expressed sympathy for the experience of bald heads and others, thinking about a few big men, in front of the public, throwing sticks, and being photographed, I am afraid that it has already been uploaded to the Internet at this moment, that taste is simply ......

Because Lin Xiao and his party are small, and there are confessions from onlookers, it proves that they are the one who was beaten, as for the strange things that happened later, this can only be regarded as not happening.

How do you define this kind of thing?

The clothes of the bald head and the gang disappeared out of thin air, and Lin Xiao looked like he didn't know anything.

In addition, this is not a big deal, and the bald head Qiang said that this matter will not be investigated, and he is willing to compensate for medical expenses, etc., so Zhang Bing is also happy to have less trouble.

In fact, Lin Xiao at this moment didn't know that he was on fire, and he was completely popular on the Internet.

Lin Xiao's performance in the first episode of "Dongxing Got Talent", that unbelievable scene, shocked all the audience.

This first episode of "Dongxing Got Talent" reached the highest point at the moment when the fat man performed "empathetic clothes".

The fat man also became famous in one fell swoop, and the name of the stripper demon obscene fat man was widely spread in the old driver world.

Of course, the fat man's worst worry still appeared, his mother called, asking Lin Xiao to go back immediately, listening to the tone, obviously, the mother was very angry and the consequences were serious.

Back to last night, in fact, at the beginning, Lin Xiao's magic trick of folding hundreds of clothes in one minute still made Lin Xiao's parents, parents and grandfather very proud, but then, when they saw that Hu Li was "stripped of" naked by Lin Xiao, the three of them were dumbfounded.

Then Zhu Jing and Lin Qian suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, and Lin Wen, as a person of the older generation, was more conservative in his thinking, blowing his beard angrily and glaring, if Lin Xiao was here, I am afraid that he would have been smoked a long time ago.

According to Lin Wen's words, if it had been left for more than ten years ago, Lin Xiao's behavior would have been enough to convict him of hooliganism.

Fortunately, Lin Xiao had the foresight to run away in advance, otherwise, the consequences would be unimaginable.

Of course, after this scene was broadcast, it was also mixed on the Internet, and some people thought that "Dongxing Talent" indulged in such a vulgar performance in the show, which was simply unbearable and unconventional.

Others think, what's the point? People are just picking up their coats, isn't the three-point style still there?

According to the defenders, so many bikinis, lingerie shows, and the like should all be pulled and shot?

However, the most discussed thing is whether the fat man's undressing magic was prepared in advance, or whether he can really take off his clothes in seconds.

And many old drivers are envious, jealous and hateful of Lin Xiao's ability.

However, there are many so-called popular people, and Lin Xiao's performance itself is a little bit like that, although it has attracted a lot of attention, but trouble has followed.

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Chapter 11 Beginner level?

"Let's inform Team Leader Ye first." Lin Xiao said.

"Good! Are you sure you're feeling right, though? Why do I think it's still a little unreliable? Ye Cun looked at Lin Xiao suspiciously.

"Believe it or not, anyway." Lin Xiao rolled his eyes, he couldn't come up with any evidence for this kind of thing.

"Why don't we go and find out first?" Ye Cunxin was eager to try.

"Hey, it's dangerous, okay? That group of kidnappers is a veteran, and we don't know how many people there are, whether they have weapons or something, and I don't know, just the two of us? Even if you find it, are you sure you didn't go to deliver food? Lin Xiao is still self-aware of this kind of thing.

The system is a cow break, and he feels a little unbelievable when the cow breaks it, but what a problem, if the kidnapper has a gun or something, isn't it the rhythm of sending people to their heads for thousands of miles in the past?

"You have grown flesh in vain, and you are so timid, don't worry about me, and besides, we are either going directly to rescue the hostages, or to explore the way." Ye Cunxin glanced at Lin Xiaodao with disdain.

Perhaps stimulated by Ye Cunxin's disdainful eyes, Lin Xiao's brain was hot and he agreed: "Go and go, but say it first, if there is danger, retreat immediately." ”

"Got it! It's really, a big man doing things so cringe. Ye Cunxin glanced at Lin Xiao and said.

The two parked the car on the side of the road, for the sake of safety, Lin Xiao still forced Ye Cunxin to report to Ye Jianjun, he didn't want to help others and put his own life into it.

Ye Cunxin's eyes rolled, and he picked up his mobile phone to call Ye Jianjun.

Explained the direction of Lin Xiao's confirmation and the place where she was suspicious.

Sure enough, knowing his daughter Mo Ruo's father, Ye Jianjun immediately said sternly when he heard it: "Okay, I'll send someone over immediately, you just wait in place, don't act without permission." ”

"Got it, Dad, don't worry, we're not going anywhere." Ye Cunxin hung up the phone after speaking.

Hanging up the phone, Ye Cunxin said to Lin Xiao, "What are you doing in a daze?" Let's go. ”

"Why don't we wait for your dad and them to come?" Lin Xiao came to the end and retreated.

Ye Cunxin snorted coldly, and then walked forward directly, Lin Xiao was helpless, he couldn't let her go alone as a girl, right?

Soon, Lin Xiao and Ye Cunxin arrived at the site of the Red Star Textile Factory on the map.

"Hey, could you be mistaken?" Because of the Red Star Textile Factory on that map, at this moment, several excavators are demolishing houses, and it is naturally impossible for the kidnappers to hide the hostages here.

"Isn't there the village up ahead?" Lin Xiao scratched his head and said a little unconfidently.

"Let's go, let's go to the village." Ye Cunxin said.

When she walked to the entrance of the village, suddenly Ye Cunxin reached out and grabbed Lin Xiao's hand, and when Lin Xiao looked confused, she turned her head and winked at Lin Xiao.

Lin Xiao was still confused, what does this mean?

Is there a situation? Lin Xiao's heart suddenly lifted.

"Honey, I'm tired, you carry me." Suddenly, Ye Cunxin said coquettishly in a tone that could make Lin Xiao's goosebumps fall to the ground.

However, although Lin Xiao was a little unclear at this moment, Ye Cunxin's sudden and strange behavior, even if he was stupid, he knew that there should be a situation.

"Aunt Aqing, come to wrap the hard shell China." At this time, the voice of the man who was at the entrance of the village came from behind.

"Ah Hu, okay, it's all China." The proprietress of the commissary was obviously very familiar with the man, and said with a smile as she took a pack of hard-shelled Chinese from the shelf and handed it to the man.

"Huh. How much? The man smiled and asked.

"45, by the way, Ah Hu came back this time, why didn't he bring a daughter-in-law back? Do you want your aunt to introduce you to one? The proprietress asked with a smile.

The man who was Ah Hu left the commissary, Ye Cunxin took out one and said, "Boss, in fact, we are plainclothes, and we are here to investigate the case, and I want to ask you something, if there is anything in your village recently."