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Zhou Qingfeng sat in a restaurant by the Huangpu River and met Xiao Jinlang, who came to find him. He made an extremely disorienting request to the other party - to help collect gutter oil and kitchen waste in the restaurant, the more the better, and I bought it at a high price.

Poof, Xiao Jinlang really squirted out a sip ......of tea, looked at Zhou Qingfeng repeatedly with stupid eyes, and at the same time stared at his eyes suspiciously to judge whether the one in front of him was really Victor. Hugo - How did this man who is said to be a monkey spirit suddenly become brain-dead?

You said that you collected a bunch of outdated old arms at a time, but anyway, the price is cheap and sufficient, and it is still very suitable for use on low-intensity battlefields. But now you suddenly say that you want gutter oil and water, and the more the better, are you sure that your IQ is not in arrears?

Zhou Qingfeng's collar was splashed by Xiao Jinlang with a sip of tea, but he didn't have the face to say anything, who made his request too strange? A world-class star, the king of destruction who secretly threatens the world, and Mr. Mystery, whose identity is obsessed, actually wants to go all the way to the dark in the matter of collecting water.

"What the hell do you want?"

"It's just leftovers and the like, the more the better, and it's no problem to have tens of thousands of tons at a time."

"Boy, you're all right? What's the big deal going on? Look at my finger, how many is this? ”

Zhou Qingfeng slapped Xiao Jinlang's two fingers down angrily, and he silently complained with tears in his heart: Are you willing to be Lao Tzu? I finally got a permission to transfer an unlimited number of materials, but I was stuck on the definition of 'ultra-low value'.

Zhou Qingfeng's previous 'Supreme' series of products are all low-value items, which cannot be sold in the normal market at all, and the quality is too poor. This time it's even worse, and the 'ultra-low value' stuff can only be garbage.

Ordinary bricks, stones, plants and trees, it was useless for Zhou Qingfeng to come, the only thing he could think of was the water. This is not the 50,000 tons of water he got in Japan at the beginning, those that are in good condition can be called leftovers, and they can be eaten by picking and choosing.

And now this 'ultra-low value' water is too inferior to even feed pigs, which can meet the requirements of large-scale unlimited transfer.

"What kind of big news can this water make out of it?" Xiao Jinlang asked with an inquiring gaze.

And Zhou Qingfeng was expressionless, only one sentence: "Don't talk so much nonsense, you just say that you can't help, right?" ”

Originally, Zhou Qingfeng wanted the 'wasteland trade' to come out and do this, but after a detailed assessment, it was found that the amount of this matter was small, and it was easy to say, if the amount was large, it would never be possible to do it without the help of the government.

"Help! Why don't you help? "Xiao Jinlang thought to himself that the country had even sold you arms, so what was the problem with just the water and gutter oil?" This demon city has a population of 24 million, and if there is nothing else, it is not easy to get leftovers? You want as many as you want! ”

"You just said how much it would cost, right?" Zhou Qingfeng breathed a sigh of relief, he thought that Xiao Jinlang was bargaining next.

But Xiao Jinlang shook his head like a rattle, "How much is the water worth?" Besides, our relationship is so good, how much does it hurt to talk about money? We have a little bit of a request. ”

If you don't talk about money, you're going to talk about life!

Zhou Qingfeng glared and said, "Don't ask too much!" I'd rather talk about money. ”

Xiao Jinlang thought to himself: You kid is such a ghost, you have always been slippery and can't find a handle. How can I easily let you go when I have the opportunity now?

"Hehehe...... actually our request is very simple. Didn't you give us the hard drive for the 'T-51B Power Armor' last time? The information in it opened our eyes, and several academicians in mechanical and electrical engineering said that this is a good thing, valuable and worthy of in-depth development. ”

Being able to get the hard disk of the 'T-51B' in his hands is Xiao Jinlang's proud work, and the central government directly rewarded him for this matter. But the more I studied, the more frightened I became in China -- how can people not be shocked that the science and technology of the US imperialists are so powerful?

I think that the rabbit family finally got a J-8, and the eagle sauce started to play F-15, the gap is really unreachable and frustrating. And now the same situation has arisen, so .......

"The central leadership, as well as several academicians in China, want to see your most advanced power armor in the United States. Even if there is a gap, you must know where the gap is, and you have a good bottom in your heart. Xiao Jinlang smiled and pointed out, "I heard that you blew up someone's helicopter with one punch in the United States, what a miracle!" ”

"Anyway, you just need to study that T-51B. I used a semi-finished prototype that the Americans did not mass-produce at all, an immature solution. Zhou Qingfeng wanted to refrain from this request.

But Xiao Jinlang is not stupid, "You don't deceive people, the T-51B looks like a stupid and stupid fool, and fools know that the one you use is an advanced product." Semi-finished products, prototypes, immature, these don't matter, the leader will explain that he wants to see the one you use. ”

Pulling back and forth, Xiao Jinlang bites to death is this condition - give a show to the leader, and I will get you 100,000 tons of water. No matter how hard and tiring, no matter how smelly and weird the task is, I will do it.

No way!

Zhou Qingfeng could only agree, but he demanded that the water be prepared for me first, and the time should be fast, so as not to smell bad, and at the same time modify a freighter to facilitate the transfer at one time.

Xiao Jinlang was immediately overjoyed, and immediately patted his chest and said, "What is a freighter?" I'll give you a large oil tanker, and with the government's mobilization capacity, I guarantee that you can get this done in one day.

The package of tickets snapped, so the Modu Municipal Government received an order from the central government to carry out a city-wide patriotic sanitation campaign, focusing on cleaning up the kitchen waste of various catering industries.

There are more than 20 million people in the magic capital, and this time half of them are really scolding -- the police are not good at maintaining social order, and they actually start to care about the leftovers in my kitchen, and there are special people who come to clean up them, which is simply ridiculous in the world!

What about this country, I ask fixedly, I think!

The policeman who was innocently lying on the gun also complained -- he didn't know what that bastard had done, and he actually asked us to go from restaurant to restaurant on the street to inform the water to be dealt with uniformly, not to dump it at will, but to collect it.

And the people who are specifically responsible for this matter are the people from the Modu Environmental Sanitation Bureau, and they are also full of complaints. In addition to arranging for cleaning the city, special vehicles were arranged to collect the water, separate the gutter oil, and then transport it to the port and deliver it to a large oil tanker of 200,000 tons.

In order to complete the task in one day, the Environmental Sanitation Bureau mobilized tens of thousands of trucks and tens of thousands of manpower, and burned hundreds of millions of yuan in diesel fuel.

The city government of Modu didn't understand the reason for the matter at all, and he just wanted to yell in his heart-this thing is not over, is it?

However, the Ministry of National Defense was the most active in this matter, which directly reimbursed the expenses and told the Modu City Government that in the future, please cooperate more -- to serve a certain uncle with a strange temper and a strange personality is to contribute to the cause of China's national defense.

By the way, the intelligence officers of the national security were about to cry with grief, they had just received an analysis task -- I would like to ask: What big news can be made by 100,000 tons of water?

What a hell of a question you know! (To be continued.) )