Chapter 27: Perfume is poisonous
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It must be in the wrong place, it must be in the wrong place, it must be in the wrong place.
In other words, in order to make Sister Chubby's eyes shine, Wu Yunuo deliberately wore the strange-shaped clothes recommended by her sister today.
Who knows, when I came to the address told by the fat sister, I found that this was an inconspicuous restaurant, and the lights were dim and dark, if I didn't know in advance that I was here to attend the wedding, it might be no different from entering a terrifying tunnel war or a strange deep forest and other types of dark situations.
"You're wearing it, it's very appropriate." Xiao Gengming flashed his eyes and shrugged, quite condescending.
"Huh!" Wu Yunuo shrunk his neck and walked into the "Lang Lang Restaurant" miserably, Lang Lang? Not at all.
I walked into the innermost private room and saw the fat sister who was pregnant with Liujia, she was not wearing a wedding dress, only wearing her usual clothes and pants, and the black of the water was not as grand as Wu Yunuo was wearing.
After a rough calculation, there were not enough two tables present.
The fat sister cowered and stepped forward to say hello, and stared at Xiao Gengming again and again, and then seemed to feel inappropriate, and pretended to be relaxed and happy to greet them to find a place to do a good job.
Then, looking at the table full of characters who were also dressed in the same strange shape as Wu Yunuo, Xiao Gengming only lowered his head and ate the pork knuckle close to his position silently, and got up and went out after gnawing for less than ten minutes.
Wu Yunuo looked at Xiao Gengming, who seemed to be eating very well, and quickly left the table, so he followed out uneasily, after all, there were several beautiful young ladies who left at the same time.
"How did you get out? Eating so fast, choking is a small thing, making others think that you haven't eaten pork knuckle. Wu Yunuo stared at Xiao Gengming, and stood on tiptoe to block Xiao Gengming's sight from looking at the beautiful young lady with a slight advantage.
"Perfume is toxic." Xiao Gengming took a deep breath and said that his nose was allergic and he couldn't smell too strong perfume.
"What? Listen to the song? "Perfume Toxic" is vulgar and not for you. Wu Yunuo dragged Xiao Gengming back to the private room incomprehensibly, and heard Xiao Gengming sneeze one after another.
Wu Yunuo looked at Xiao Gengming's increasingly painful expression, and asked puzzledly, "What's wrong?" Want to listen to "Perfume Poisonous" so much? ”
Xiao Gengming shook his head.
So, at the request of everyone, Sister Chubby switched to the volume layout KTV, and then, Wu Yunuo saw Xiao Gengming hiding behind him depressedly, and he didn't have the heart to see so many beautiful young ladies.
The feeling of narrowly winning is ethereal.
After saying goodbye to the fat sister and her group, Wu Yunuo took Xiao Gengming, who was in a bad mood, and got on the No. 22 bus, which was supposed to be a taxi, but there was not much money in his pocket, and the starting price was probably not enough.
And Xiao Gengming obviously didn't want to pay more attention to Wu Yunuo.
On the bus, without saying a word, with a painful expression.
When I got home, I missed classes for several days.
"I don't know, you have rhinitis." After Wu Yunuo learned that Xiao Gengming really couldn't smell perfume and didn't like to follow the beautiful young lady, he learned from the pain and sent a text message to Xiao Gengming.
The important thing is that Xiao Gengming had a mobile phone as early as his first year of high school, and Wu Yunuo learned about this situation not long ago, and Luo Yiyi inadvertently revealed it to Li Shuqi, the housekeeper's mother-in-law.
Seeing that Xiao Gengming didn't take himself seriously, she unilaterally decided to ask Uncle Xiao for Xiao Gengming's mobile number, and sent a text message without any self-control, and she didn't see any dissatisfaction with her at all.
She really seemed to slap herself a few times, especially after seeing Xiao Gengming's text message, "Who are you".
Especially when he was extremely depressed, seeing Xiao Gengming extremely politely take the fruit that Luo Yiyi brought him, Wu Yunuo was so aggrieved that he really wanted to go up and take a bite of the fruit, and test the poison in order to prevent Luo Yiyi from taking all kinds of strange anesthetic injections in the fruit.
However, his feet were weak and his mind was dizzy, Wu Yunuo just stood at the door of his house fifty meters away, praying that Xiao Gengming could take a symbolic look at her, and then rejected Luo Yiyi's kindness with fear, and shielded Luo Yiyi on the ruins a hundred meters away.
However, he carried the basket of fruit so seriously and let Luo Yiyi into the house.
Wu Yunuo, who was huffing, turned around and entered the house, and his sister, who had been out of business at home for more than a month, was overeating, and her sister said, "I have figured out Mao Zhixiong's preferences, he doesn't like fat women." If he still pesters me after my fattening plan is successful, I'll die to show him. ”
For the sister who claims to be comparable to the heartthrob in "Pink Girl", in order to get rid of Mr. Mao Zhixiong, she even gave up her proud figure, which is really sad and lamentable!
Wu Yunuo patted his sister's shoulder in the past and said sympathetically, "Sister, do you think Mr. Mao has taken a fancy to your proud figure and prosperous beauty?" ”
My sister stopped the potato chips she was holding in her hand, as well as a string of sausages chewing in her mouth, and looked at Wu Yunuo with her eyes, and her whole expression was a question mark: "? ”
"Perhaps, he just wants to be the son-in-law of Comrade Lao Wu in order to achieve a favorable situation of protecting officials and officials."
"Grassroots police and grassroots cadres of the Water Conservancy Bureau, what is worthy of the protection of officials and officials?" Zheng Shaojun wanted to cry without tears.
"It seems to make sense, so, sister, you should become ugly quickly, if you become ugly, your barber shop can be closed permanently, after all, you don't pay attention to your image, it's hard to imagine, how can you be used as an image stylist, and drag your bloated body, how to go with the bride's makeup, for the sake of Mr. Mao, you are really open-minded."
Zheng Shaojun spit out half of the sausage in his mouth, tied up a bunch of snack bags on the table, and was about to take them out to dispose of them, but he was ambushed by Wu Yunuo, "Sister, don't waste manpower, material and financial resources, sister, I am skinny, it is the kind of system that can't eat fat, let my sister help you solve it, okay?" ”
At this time, Zheng Shaojun suddenly realized that Wu Yunuo's drunkard did not mean to drink, so he raised a huge shopping bag and smashed it at Wu Yunuo.
So, the two sisters began to jump at home, scattering a whole bag of snacks on the ground, their hair like the scene of the explosion, and the shape of the thunderous people emerged in endlessly.
The two of them are simply horror scene making machines.
"What are you doing?" Mao Zhixiong carried a basket of fruits into the house, saw the messy and unsightly scene, and began to take the initiative to clean up.
Judging from this trend, Wu Yunuo decisively and unfounded concluded that Mr. Mao Zhixiong should be his brother-in-law. Although, Ms. Zheng Shaojun, who suffers from mental lethargy and is not controlled by herself, behaves nervously at any time.
Moreover, the strong, unusual perfume smell on Ms. Zheng Shaojun's body, I'm afraid that only Mr. Mao Zhixiong can tolerate it, right? After all, perfume is poisonous! After all, Mr. Mao Zhixiong has no rhinitis! After all, Zheng Shaojun and her ex-boyfriend have completely said goodbye!
Last month, after receiving the last phone call from her ex-boyfriend, my sister said meaningfully, "People can't keep looking back, otherwise, they won't be able to go fast or far." ”
You see, my sister understands everything and is a smart person.