I chased upstairs, pushed open the door with a "bang", and shouted to Brother Zhang: "Okay, you dare to swallow it alone!" ”。

Brother Zhang pinched the bacon in his hand, he was startled by me, and when he saw that it was me, he patted his chest, let out a sigh and said, "It's you, I thought she was catching up......!" ”。

I walked over and asked him with a smile, "Tell me honestly, why did the proprietress give you bacon?" ”。

Brother Zhang said embarrassedly: "How do I know this?" ”。

I guessed in all seriousness, "She's not going to have a crush on you, is she?" ”。

Brother Zhang's face turned red, glanced at Hei Ni, and whispered to me: "Lao Cha, what are you talking about? She's so ugly, can I take a fancy to her? ”。

I nodded, and in a flash of understanding, said, "So that's what happened?" It's a pity that the boss lady is infatuated with you! ”。

Brother Zhang said angrily: "Lao Cha, if you want to make this kind of joke with me again, I won't spare you!" ”。

I saw that Brother Zhang's face had changed, and I didn't dare to tease anymore, so I got off the donkey down the slope and said, "Okay, okay, I won't say it...... What are you doing with that piece of bacon? Don't want to find a place to put it away? ”。

Brother Zhang frowned in disgust and said, "What else do you collect?" This piece of bacon has long been stinky! I said why is she so kind, she thinks of us as two fools! ”。 I said it couldn't be, right? Didn't she say it was their specialty? Maybe that's what the bacon here tastes like? I approached it, and sure enough, I smelled a rotten stench! I retched, covered my nose, and scolded: "This damn boss lady, what a piece of stinky meat she gave us!" ”。

Brother Zhang carried the bacon like a poisonous snake and threw it down from the upper floor! Hei Ni asked me what the hell was going on? So I told Hei Ni what had happened! Hei Ni also laughed back and forth when she heard this!

After Brother Zhang threw away his things, we discussed where to eat. Brother Zhang is familiar with Lingling, he said that there is a restaurant not far from here, the price is fair and the taste is good, let's go anywhere! Hei Ni and I naturally didn't have any opinions, and the three of us walked downstairs! When passing by the kitchen, Brother Zhang took a look inside and found that there was no one in the kitchen, so he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Fortunately, the proprietress is not inside!" ”。

Hei Ni and I couldn't hold back a laugh, and I teased Brother Zhang and said, "What's wrong with you?" Can she eat you? ”。

Brother Zhang said solemnly: "What do you know? As the saying goes, a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall! I'm not a gentleman, but I can't stand under her rotten wall, right? ”。 After speaking, he was just about to raise his legs to go out, when someone behind him shouted, "Oh, where are you going?" ”。

Brother Zhang was so frightened that he turned his head to see the proprietress open the curtain and press over like a mountain of meat! Brother Zhang said perfunctorily with a smile: "Boss, let's not go anywhere, just go out for a walk!" ”。

The proprietress is breastfeeding the fat doll with her arms open, and the fat doll is lying on her breasts, with one in her mouth and another in her hand, and is greedily sucking sweet milk! There was a touch of snow white on her chest, and Brother Zhang and I hurriedly turned our faces away!

I heard Hei Ni muttering, "Shameless! ”。

I poked Hei Ni, squeezed her eyes and said, "Be quiet, don't let her hear!" ”。

Hei Ni gave me a sideways look, probably blaming me for being nosy! I felt bored, so I leaned on her ear and said, "How fat do you think her child is?" ”。

Hei Ni whispered, "What's wrong?" ”。

I whispered, "I guess...... At least half of her milk is fat! This is how to raise a child so fat ......! ”。

Hei Ni giggled and pushed me away, complaining to me, "You are too much, how can you talk about people like that?" ”。

The proprietress didn't care, she opened her arms with a big grin, stretched out her hand and patted the fat thighs of the fat doll, and said, "Are you going to eat?" See how inconvenient you are? If you come back in the future, give me a call in advance, let alone a hot meal, even if it is a bed, I can cover you with heat! ”。

Brother Zhang looked at me in a panic, looked at Hei Ni again, and asked embarrassedly, "I don't know where the owner of your store has gone?" Why didn't I see him? ”。

The proprietress looked gloomy and said, "What are you mentioning that dead ghost for?" He had already died of illness half a year ago......! ”。

Brother Zhang slapped himself lightly twice, and apologized: "You can blame me for this stinky mouth, which pot can't be opened, don't be surprised!" ”。

The sadness on the proprietress on her face flashed for a moment, and she immediately put on a smile again: "Since you have asked here, I will not hide it from you, and tell you the truth that my original husband is not good to me, so I don't plan to widow him after he dies!" ”。 The proprietress stared at Brother Zhang tightly with her blistering eyes, as if she wanted to eat him alive in one bite! She pursed her fat lips and continued: "After my husband died, he left me this hotel and a few properties on the adjacent street, although it is not a big rich and expensive, but it is also worry-free! You also know how difficult it is for me to have a child in a woman's family, so I want to recruit a man to ......! ”。 When the proprietress said this, her eyes stared at Brother Zhang, and she swallowed a mouthful of spit and said, "If you are willing, not only will you not have to worry about food and clothing, but you can also pick up a cheap son, wouldn't it be great?" ”。

The proprietress looked at Brother Zhang with affection! Brother Zhang was so frightened that he didn't dare to raise his head, so he turned around and ran away as if he had seen a ghost! Hei Ni and I also went out, and when we looked up, he had already run out more than ten meters away! Behind us, the proprietress held the fat doll in one hand, held the door frame in the other, and shouted on her feet: "Think about it, think about it, give me a letter ......!" ”。

Hei Ni and I finally caught up with him, and I asked Brother Zhang, "What are you running?" ”。

Brother Zhang snorted and gasped: "Aren't you talking nonsense? Didn't you hear what she said? ”。

I said, "Why don't you be scared like this?" ”。

Brother Zhang said: "You kid is talking about cool things here, if she falls in love with you, your kid will run faster than Lao Tzu!" ”。

I sighed and said, "Won't it be over if you get her back?" It's good now, you made her misunderstand this run, I see how you explain it to her! ”。

Brother Zhang stomped his feet and said, "What did Lao Tzu explain to her?" Anyway, we're going to take a boat early in the morning, can she still follow us all the time? ”。

Hei Ni smiled: "Dad, don't talk about tomorrow yet, tell me where you are spending the night tonight!" ”。

Brother Zhang was puzzled: "Yes, where am I going to spend the night at night?" I don't want to see her again! ”。

I smiled and gave him a suggestion, don't rush back at night, wait for the boss lady to fall asleep, and then I will secretly open the door and put you in, and let's leave early tomorrow, isn't this over? Brother Zhang listened to my idea and couldn't help but cheer!

The plan has been decided, the three of us have no obstacles in our hearts, and followed Brother Zhang to find the restaurant, the restaurant is open in a densely populated place, divided into two floors, Brother Zhang is familiar with the road and leads us up the stairs, lifts the door curtain to take a look, only to see that the restaurant is crowded, so lively! I exchanged glances with Brother Zhang, and then found a table to sit at! After a while, the guy who ran the hall came to greet us, and Brother Zhang ordered a few specialty dishes in the store and asked for three bowls of rice! Just as we were waiting for the food to be served, we suddenly heard the guests shouting at the door one by one: "Hey, hey, Sixth Master!" What is the wind that blows you? ”。“ Sixth Master, are you old? ”。“ Sixth Master, are you idle? ”。 And so on and so forth! Brother Zhang and I both thought, who is this? What a majesty? I turned my head and glanced at the door, only to see a thin black man in a robe and a horse coat, with a smile on his face, arching his hands, walking towards the counter! The restaurant owner, who was originally standing at the counter, hurriedly threw down the account book, greeted him, and bowed his hand and said, "Sixth Master, what are you going to eat today?" ”。

The sixth master laughed and said, "Do you still need to ask?" According to the old rules! ”。

The shopkeeper half-jokingly and half-seriously snorted and said, "Okay! Listen to the orders of the sixth master, according to the old rules! ”。 The young men below also responded in unison: "The sixth master is here, according to the old rules!" ”。

The shopkeeper accompanied him carefully and let the sixth master to his seat. I asked Brother Zhang, "Who is this?" Why is it such a big spectrum? ”。 A guest next to me glanced up at me and said, "Young man, you're from out of town, aren't you?" ”。

I said, "Am I from another country, what does it matter to you?" ”。

The man laughed and said, "Look, look, why are you so angry? Can't you ask a question? Can you still chat? ”。

I said, "Stop talking nonsense, tell me quickly, who is this sixth master?" ”。

The diner was not angry, he raised his neck and drank a glass of wine, and said: "This sixth master is a celebrity here, I heard that he is not only proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but also has a rare ink monkey in the world!" ”。

I asked the diner curiously, what is a black monkey? The diner shook his head, poured another glass of wine, and said, "I don't know about this?" I heard that the ink monkey is very expensive, and there was once a court official who wanted to pay 10,000 taels of silver to buy it, and let the sixth master give it back, do you say that thing is worth it! ”。 The diner burped and said drunkly, "I said, young man, why are you wearing such a dress?" It's not foreign, it's just ...... It's just a fake foreign ghost! ”。 With the smell of wine in his mouth, he continued to mutter: "I advise you, don't wear this dress, be careful when you go out and let people beat you!" You probably don't know, Chaling has been in trouble recently, and even the church of foreign devils has been ordered, I heard that ...... Heard...... That priest was burned to death, what a joy! ”。

I couldn't help but be furious, and I was about to get angry, but I was stopped by Hei Ni! Hei Ni gave me a look, and I realized that there were several people in the restaurant, staring at me viciously! Hei Ni leaned over and whispered to me, "Don't make trouble, we're done eating, let's leave quickly!" ”。