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Wu Yunuo can't remember the first time Sheng Jizhou called his home, but he only remembered that his sister answered the phone at that time, and when Wu Yunuo took the phone from his sister, he had the illusion that his life was being held hostage by terrorists.

"It's a boy!" My sister said something and swaggered back to her dressing room.

Every time the phone rings at home, my sister is like a frightened rabbit, rushing to the phone handle at a speed of 80 kilometers per hour.

Wu Yunuo picked up the phone and said casually, "Xiao Gengming, is there something wrong?" ”

It seems that except for Xiao Gengming, a character who is a boy, he will occasionally call him to greet him, and there are no other boys, right?

Who knows, Sheng Jizhou's voice came from the microphone, "It's me, Sheng Jizhou." ”

Wu Yunuo once suspected that he had a hearing problem, "Who?" Sheng Jizhou? ”

"Well, do you have any questions?"

"I didn't ...... No. "Wu Yunuo feels that the sky is dark, and the sun doesn't come out of the west today?

"Are you free this weekend?"

"What's the matter?"

"Let's hang out together."

"Ah...... Belch...... Something seems to be wrong. Wu Yunuo muttered in his heart, I don't know you well.

On the other end of the phone, Sheng Jizhou's domineering sentence came, "Then it's decided, see you tomorrow." ”

simply took Wu Yunuo's words as a deaf ear.

Who does he think he is? Really, I said that if you are not available, you will not be available! Wu Yunuo hung up the phone depressedly, turned his head suddenly, and saw that his sister, who had just had smooth black hair, had turned into a full head of fireworks, and at this time there was a terrifying pose five meters away, like a strange woman who had just survived the explosion scene, "Sister, what's wrong with you?" ”

"How about the most popular hairstyle at the moment?"

"What a rebirth!"

"Yes, I think so too, do you want to have one, sister, I have learned the essence of fireworks." My sister rushed to Wu Yunuo in the posture of an eagle catching a chicken.

"Sister, you better go to the barbershop and do it for the customers who appreciate you!!"

"Let's give my half-sister a full set of fireworks first!"

"Sister, you're my own sister!"

"I know."

After a period of fighting, Wu Yunuo, who was relatively thin, was defeated and was forced by his sister into the dressing room exclusive to his sister - the exclusive space of the barber.

For the sister whose mantra is "my half-sister", I am afraid there is nothing more interesting to her than "tossing" Wu Yunuo, as if she always naturally ignores her other half-sister, and there is only Wu Yunuo in her eyes.

When Wu Yunuo saw his new head shape in the mirror, tears of "emotion" were left in his eyes, "Sister, can you change it back?" ”

My sister shook her head contentedly, "If you change it back now, it will hurt your hair, as well as your scalp, which may eventually cause adverse reactions and lead to hair loss." ”

"Really?"

"When did my sister lie to you, believe my sister, you are the new you, the perfect you, the unique you in the universe."

has such a neurotic sister, Wu Yunuo really has nowhere to complain, no wonder her sister's name is "Zheng Shaojun", it's really crazy!

Lao Wu and Mrs. Wu (Wu Yunuo's affectionate name for her parents) have always been forgiving for her sister's various behaviors, so when Lao Wu and Mrs. Wu saw Wu Yunuo's new hairstyle, they expressed their friendly condolences respectively.

Moreover, in full view of everyone, my sister also pulled the third sister and Mrs. Wu into the ranks of fireworks.

For a while, the four women in the family became the spokespersons of the fireworks, and Lao Wu, as a bystander, really dared to laugh and dare not speak.

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On the day of the appointment, Wu Yunuo deliberately went to the street to buy a headband for himself, intending to take care of his hair that developed arbitrarily.

Even so, after entering the school gate, it caused quite a stir, and it may be roughly estimated that Wu Yunuo's return rate in school is 200%.

Even the always wise and serious head teacher couldn't help but giggle after seeing Wu Yunuo's hairstyle, and praised: "The headband is good."

Wu Yunuo, who acted as a clown in the class, really wanted to end the day's class quickly, especially the face-revealing activity of recess exercises, and the whole process was done with his face covered.

Sheng Jizhou didn't show too much surprise at Wu Yunuo's new hairstyle, but he was a little confused, and looked up at Wu Yunuo's explosive head, "Why didn't you come yesterday?" Did you get your hair done? ”

"I'm not available." Wu Yunuo lowered his head and covered his face with his hands.

"Okay, okay, cover your face and know that it's you, Wu Yunuo, a classmate in class five a year."

Wu Yunuo put down his hands angrily and said angrily, "Are you familiar with you?" ”

Sheng Jizhou shrugged, "Aren't you familiar?" ”

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For Wu Yunuo's fireworks. There is another version.

At that time, Li Shuqi said that this hairstyle was very suitable for Wu Yunuo, and said that the cute temperament hidden in the depths of Wu Yunuo's whole soul was presented without reservation.

Wu Yunuo remembers that after Li Shuqi made this comment, she wandered around the campus for two weeks with this very unusual fireworks, and then went to the nearest barber shop to get an ion perm.

Regardless, she still likes straight hair.

During the fireworks permation, Wu Yunuo would occasionally attract members of the "Funeral Love Family" on the street when she walked on the road, and said that their team needed members like Wu Yunuo, and promised that in the future, there would be an all-inclusive fee for Wu Yunuo's Internet access, but she was required to maintain at least six hours of online time a day, and they wanted to upgrade the group.

Group Brush Upgrade!? Wu Yunuo really didn't know what it was.

Anyway, Wu Yunuo began to look forward to his high school career in the next three years because of Xiao Gengming's arrival.

And because of the trouble of fireworks, I want to end my high school career quickly.

After all, there is a paragraph about his sister's superb fireworks hot skills, which is a glorious deed that Wu Yunuo desperately wants to cover up.

Later, in order to hide his ion perm hairstyle, Wu Yunuo kept bringing a fat wide-brimmed hat to fool his sister after returning home.

My sister is really trying her best to think about the law, which makes Wu Yunuo feel bad.

"Mom, I'm running away from home."

After the second fireworks, Wu Yunuo began to threaten Mrs. Wu and put it into action - hiding in the basement of his home all night.

After being lifted to the ground by Lao Wu, the crying father and the mother's demand that everyone be equal, and there can be no eccentricity.

At that time, Lao Wu and Mrs. Wu repeatedly promised that they would treat everyone equally and deal with it impartially, but afterwards, Wu Yunuo still found that the uprising had little effect.

My sister is still that sister, my parents are still that parents, my sister is still that sister, Wu Yunuo is still that Wu Yunuo - Wu Yunuo who has no power to fight back.

It is said that even Wu Yunuo was able to ripen and be born safely at that time, all of which was promised by his sister's nod, but no one has ever asked Wu Yunuo's opinion about the strong attack of the younger sister.

A member of the Extreme Neglect! It's unreasonable! It's so inhumanitarian!

The heart is hurt by 10,000 clicks.