"Sister, sister, what are you going to do? Even if people really do something wrong, they shouldn't punish them like this, people are just poor in the family, and they don't forget to worship their sister when they are poor like this, how can my sister do this? ”

“……”

"People only have one pot, if they are defiled by their sister......"

Wait a minute!

It's okay to say anything else, but what the hell is it that is defiled?

Duoduo stood up, his little expression very displeased; "Dead girl, what did you just say, defile?"

Is it wrong? Xiao Fang thought about it and affirmed; "That's right, it's defilement! Anyway, sister, it's not right for you to do this, don't blindly imitate others. ”

How can there still be imitation? Duoduo is curious; "Imitate me?"

"Chef Cui!"

It's good to change people, but Chef Cui is a little ......

"You dead girl, who told you that my sister was going to pull someone into the pot?" It's just for her to take a look, the structure of this room is indeed like a bathroom, and the stove is more like a toilet, how can it still be involved, defiled and imitated?

By the way, he was also beaten by splitting his head and covering his face.

"Wait, watch my sister rip your mouth!"

With a flash of golden light, Duoduo returned to the idol.

At this moment, it can be regarded as a complete mess.

The idol is not calm at all, swaying left and right, and the people in it are jumping up and down, and for a while, they can't support it when they see the idol......

What happened in the kitchen, Tian Ze, who returned to the room, didn't know anything.

The sword at the head of the bed buzzed, and a sentence came out; "Master, master, what's wrong with you?"

"Jian'er, I think I'm in love."

In love? Jian Er didn't understand it at all.

A stick of incense before.

Tian Ze came back from his sister-in-law, went directly to the room, and threw the sword on the bed casually, and heard it; "Oops."

"Who, who's oops? Tianze was frightened.

Tilt left and right, there is no one else in the not very large room.

Slowing down, Xiucai lay down on the bed, but the voice sounded again; "Oops."

"Who, who the hell is it?"

It felt like hitting a ghost, but Tian Ze didn't know if he pressed the sword.

got up and picked up the sword, maybe it was because of nervousness, one didn't grasp it steadily, the sword slipped to the ground, and there was another sound; "Oops."

Of course, Tianze didn't know that someone was eavesdropping outside the door.

Looking at the back, it seems to be a sister-in-law.

But this time, 'oops' finally made Tianze find the source of the voice, took two steps back, and tried to ask, "Sword, are you guys, oops, oops?" ”

"It's me whoops, oops, oops."

Tian Ze felt less nervous for a while, and was even a little happy, leaned closer, and continued to ask; "Jian'er, it's really you, oops, oops?"

Sleeping with this sword in his arms all day long, he also understands that the sword has some spirituality, and daring to make trouble in the county yamen is relying on the spirituality of the sword, and now when he hears the sword speak, Tianze naturally accepts this fact logically.

"Master, it's true that I'm ouching, oops, oops."

Master? Tianze was even more excited.

"Good sword, I'll give you a name in the future."

"I have a name, Jian'er listens well."

Tian Ze was overjoyed, grabbed the sword, hugged it directly in his arms, and even lay down on the bed, rolling back and forth, crazy for a while.

After slowly calming down, Xiucai asked; "Jian'er, Jian'er, are you a man or a woman? If it's a man, we can be brothers in the future. If it's a woman, when you transform into a human form, I'll marry you. ”

The sword has a spirit at the beginning, and it is naturally difficult to distinguish between male and female.

Listening to the sound is also a milky baby sound, and it is even more difficult to distinguish between male and female.

But Jian'er said; "The sword listens to the master, the master has to hold the sword, there may be some pain for a while. But the master must not let go of the sword, the sword will change the master's physique, which is a good thing for the master. ”