Chapter 133 Beard
It turned out that it was not Xiaocui lying on the bed, but an old bustard in Yihong Courtyard! The old bustard was sleeping soundly, and when she saw the candlelight flickering in a trance, she was so frightened that she jumped up, pulled a quilt to cover her chest, and screamed: "Indecent! Indecent! ”。
Liu Yuanwai was startled by the old bustard's shout, and hurriedly said, "Be quiet, you old slut, who will insult you?" Tell me, how did you get into Lao Tzu's bed? Where has she gone? ”。
Only then did the old bustard see clearly that it was the richest man in the local area who was standing with a candle, so she smiled and said, "Yo...... Who should I be? It turned out to be Liu Yuanwai! What are you doing here? If the outside takes a fancy to the concubine, then you can't rob it openly! ”。
Liu Yuanwai said angrily: "Who has taken a fancy to you, you stinky and shameless scumbag, tell me quickly, how did you get into the house?" ”。
The old bustard touched her nose with ashes, but she was used to rolling on the Fengyue field, who hadn't seen it? So she turned her face and said, "I said Liu Yuanwai, you slept with the old lady, and the old lady hasn't asked you for silver yet!" A master like you who doesn't recognize people when you put on pants, I can see a lot of old lady! ”。
Liu Yuanwai sneered: "You still want to ask me for silver?" I'll send you to the yamen and punish you for trespassing!" ”。
When the old bustard heard this, he couldn't help but laugh and tremble. Liu Yuanwai asked, "What are you laughing at?" ”。
The old bustard stopped laughing and said: "Okay, you Liu Yuan, you are the wicked person who sued first, and beat the old lady!" ”。
Liu Yuanwai sneered: "It's good if you understand, tell me quickly, how did you get into my house?" You have to be clear, I will never let you suffer! ”。
As soon as the old bustard heard that there was money to take, she immediately came to her senses, she said "yo", and said angrily: "I said, how can Liu Yuanwai be so small?" If you sleep, people still don't admit it? ”。
Liu Yuanwai said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, tell me how you got in!" ”。
The old bustard is old and yellow, his face is full of folds, and Liu Yuanwai felt sick when he saw it! The old bustard then told Liu Yuanwai what had to happen, it turned out that recently, the old bustard always dreamed at night and lingered with a man, as soon as he woke up in the morning, the man disappeared, at first she thought it was a dream, many times, she also tried to wake up from the dream, but none of them succeeded, as if in a nightmare!
When Liu Yuanwai heard her say this, he couldn't help but be shocked, and hurriedly asked her if she saw Xiaocui? The old bustard then asked Liu Yuanwai, who is Xiaocui? Only then did Liu Yuanwai know that this Xiaocui didn't know what spell he used, but he actually transported the old bustard to his bed, he thought that the old bustard was Xiaocui, but the old bustard thought she was dreaming! No wonder, she blows the lamp every time! But what is the purpose of all this effort?
Liu Yuanwai was shocked, remembering that he had accumulated half a lifetime of gold, silver and jewelry, so he hurriedly ran to the vault to take a look, the original full vault was now empty! When Liu Yuanwai saw it, he was furious and immediately spurted out a mouthful of blood!
Then he hurriedly ordered his subordinates to look for Xiaocui everywhere, but after looking for most of the day, there was no trace of her! Liu Yuanwai knew that he had been trapped, so he hurriedly sent someone to the yamen to report the case, and sent some people to the cave to arrest Xiaocui, and he rushed to Xiaocui's mother's house, vowing to ask for an understanding!
Liu Yuanwai rushed to the mass grave outside the city, looked for a circle on the mass grave, and did not find Xiaocui's mother's house, in the place where there should be a house, but there was only a lonely grave left, surrounded by a piece of basil, from time to time there were snakes and rats out of it, the wild wind blew, the ghost was full of spirit, Liu Yuanwai couldn't help but have a numb scalp!
When Wei Yuzi talked about this, he said with a smack: "Since then, Liu Yuan has been branded with a disease in his heart, and finally he can't afford to be sick, woo hoo and mourn, this kid is involved in this shocking case, do you think the official family can not arrest him?" ”。
The bearded man nodded and said, "In this way, it is not too much to sentence him to death!" ”。
Another prisoner squeezed his head and said: "I think that Liu Yuanwaihe should be killed, you don't know, that old gelding donkey is bad pus, if he doesn't die, then God really can't open his eyes!" ”。
The bearded man patted Han Sanbian on the shoulder and said, "So, you kid is still doing harm for the people!" ”。
Wei Zhenzi snorted and said: "This harm is excepted, but his head is not protected!" ”。
Everyone couldn't help but be silent, and dispersed one after another, that Wei Yuzi was quite talkative, he just lay on the straw curtain, he turned over and sat up again, and asked Han Sanbian and said, "Boy, is there anyone else in your family?" ”。
Han San shook his head and said, there is no one at home! Wei Yuzi slapped his thigh and said regretfully: "Oh no, you are like this, you will suffer when you go to the court!" ”。
The bearded man said to Wei Zhenzi: "Hey, I said Wei Zhenzi, you kid can't help but scare him?" ”。
Wei Yuzi said seriously: "Wang Datou, who do you think of me?" I'm telling him how to cut off his head, and there's a lot of knowledge in it! ”。
Han Sanbian asked Wei Zhenzi, this beheading is beheading, what else can he learn? Wei Zhizi said angrily: "Wrong! This beheading is not the same as beheading! ”。
Han Sanbian asked him why was it different? Wei Zhizi clicked his fork and said, "You are so lonely!" As the saying goes, money can make ghosts grind, as long as you have money, this beheading is different, just now I asked you if there is anyone in the family, that's what it means! ”。
The bearded man sighed and said, "But whoever is locked up here, which one is not a poor jingle bell?" I can't fill my stomach, where is the money to give to those turtle bastards? ”。
Wei Yuzi was quite touched, and nodded frequently: "Wang Datou is right, no matter when, it is us poor sticks who suffer!" Who let us die like this? ”。
Wei Zhenzi then told Han Sanbian the difference between those who spent money and those who didn't, and those who spent silver, the executioner raised the knife and fell, and the person who was beheaded only felt a cold feeling on the back of his neck, and his head moved, so he didn't feel pain at all! If you encounter those who refuse to spend money, the executioner will raise and fall with a knife, and the neck of the death row prisoner will be cut into a blur of flesh and blood, but you can't die, and finally die of pain, this can be regarded as getting out of the sea of suffering!
Han San was terrified when he heard this, so he asked Wei Yuzi, did you give the executioner silver? That Wei Zhenzi smiled and didn't answer! The bearded man was leaning against the corner of the wall and pretending to sleep, but suddenly opened one eye and said, "Don't ask him, this kid picks and searches, even if he hurts to death, he is not willing to spend money!" ”。
Wei Yuzi smiled and said, "Wang Datou, don't look at people in the cracks of the door and look down on people!" ”。
The beard smiled coldly and closed his eyes again! Wei Yuzi saw that Luo Xiaozi didn't speak, so he turned his head to Han Sanbian and continued, If you give a big price, then you don't need to cut off your head! Han Sanbian was surprised and asked Wei Yuzi how this was possible? Then Wei Qizi said, "Why is it impossible? I have seen such a person, although he was sentenced to death, but he has never been beheaded, according to him, it was he who spent money to buy off the eunuchs next to the emperor Lao Tzu!
Han Sanbian was surprised, so he asked Wei Yuzi: "What is the use of selling the eunuchs around the emperor?" ”。
Wei Yuzi swallowed his saliva and said to him: "You don't understand this, this eunuch who buys the emperor's side is really fucking useful!" ”。
Han Sanbian was puzzled: "How can it be useful?" ”。
Wei Jizi complained: "Why don't you use your brain? Think about it, what do the eunuchs around the emperor usually do? ”。
Han Sanbian thought for a while and said, "Isn't it just to serve the emperor?" What else can they do? ”。
Wei Yuzi was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks and said, "You...... Why are you so stupid! I'll tell you directly, you must know that we, the prisoners who have been sentenced to death, cannot be directly executed, we must report to the emperor Lao'er to check and choose! There is also a lot of knowledge in this tick and pick ......! ”。
Han Sanbian asked, "What is the knowledge?" ”。
Wei Yuzi said: "This emperor only picks up the first few pages, and he doesn't bother to read the back, so this gives the eunuch a chance to take advantage of!" ”。
Han Sanbian suddenly realized: "You mean ......!" ”。
Wei Yuzi said: "Yes, if you buy off the eunuch, he will always press the piece of paper with your name at the bottom, even if the top is decided, it will not be your turn to go to the court!" ”。 After Wei Yuzi finished speaking, he clipped his hands and stared at Han Sanbian triumphantly!
Han Sanbian saw that Wei Zhenzi was easy to speak, so he pointed to his beard with his chin and asked in a low voice, "What is he doing?" Why were you caught too? ”。
Wei Yuzi glanced at his beard, leaned on Han Sanbian's ear and said, "I heard that he is a Jiangyang thief who killed more than 30 members of a family, and we are here, he is the most unjust person to die!" ”。
The corners of his beard, which was leaning against the corner of the wall, twitched, and he said coldly: "Wei Zhenzi, what are you chewing on the root of your ears?" Beware I cut your tongue out! ”。
Wei Zhenzi was so frightened that his face turned white at that time, and he stammered: "Don't say it, don't say it, it's getting late, go to bed quickly!" ”。 After saying that, he laughed a few times, lay down on the straw mat, and after a while, he began to snore!
Everyone slept until midnight, and suddenly they were awakened by the shouts outside the cell, and then a fire broke out inside the cell, the fire was blazing, the smoke was filled, and everyone couldn't stop coughing, and they couldn't even open their eyes! The crowd was terrified, and they scurried and shouted, but the jailers did not know where they had gone!
The fire was getting bigger and bigger, the flames had already licked into the cell, even the straw mats they slept on at night were lifted, Wei Jizi's clothes were also burned, he jumped on his feet while slapping the flames on his body, and the prisoners rushed to the cell door, banging desperately on the cell door!
In this group of panicked people, only the bearded man unhurriedly dusted off his clothes and looked coldly at the smoky cell. Wei Zhenzi extinguished the flames on his body and shouted, "Wang Datou, what are you doing with a pestle?" Hurry up and find a way! If we don't rush out, we'll all be fucking lamb kebabs! ”。
Before Wei Zhizi's words fell, he heard the cell door kicked open from the outside, and a bald man rushed into the cell and shouted into the smoke-filled cell: "Big brother, are you inside?" Come out, brothers, come to your rescue! ”。