Chapter 110: The Old Fool of the West Sea (1st Update)
At night, when he couldn't see his fingers, Duoduo carried a big red lantern, and the man under him beat gongs and drums, shouting; "Get up, get up, get up and pee."
How awkward it was, Hades was very depressed, "Why, there must be such a shout?" I really can't figure out what this woman on her back thinks, beating gongs and drums in the middle of the night, making people get up and pee.
"If you shout, you can shout, are you not listening to me?"
How dare you not listen? Hades wouldn't dare!
This woman can't be provoked.,What kind of sister has what kind of sister.,My sister likes to play people there.,It turns out that my sister will too.。 Thinking of the previous scene, Hades had to say; "Sister Duoduo, can you say it in advance when you play next time, so that I can be mentally prepared first."
"Do you still need to be notified of this kind of thing?" Duoduo thought about it, and said with a smile; "Am I going to stretch out a hand and put it in front of your brother's eyes, and then whisper to you, hey, I'm going to play you, little brother."
“……”
Hades had a black line in his head, and he didn't know how to answer.
Among the women I contacted, this woman is the most special, she dares to say anything, the description of the little brother is really very appropriate, apt is appropriate, but Hades can't help muttering; "It's not small."
"What's not small? Ah, you are ashamed to say such things to me. ”
You've played it all, what are you ashamed of?
Duoduo's hands were very dishonest, and they stretched them out along Hades' chest, which made Hades' body tense up at once, thinking, "What does she want to do, her!" "I couldn't say anything, but my footsteps stopped.
Sample, nervous, aren't you? Duoduo didn't mean to stop, he leaned into the ear of Hades, his warm lips opened slightly, and he exhaled like an orchid, "Next, there is more excitement." A warm current swept through his body, and Hades couldn't help but shiver.
"What are you shivering about. Teasing you. ”
Duoduo is not so unscrupulous, and said in a different tone; "Sister, I'm not such a casual person. You're still early in the morning when you want to chase me. ”
Play? Hades wants to ask, is it fun?
"Alright, let's get down to business. Don't be stingy with your voice, how loud you shout, you must wake up all the folks who are asleep. "That's important. Disaster is imminent, and it's imminent.
Now that they have started to act in all directions, it is urgent to take action.
Duoduo took the two daughters back to the county yamen and thought about it on the way, in order to avoid missing some villagers who were not notified, the wisest thing to do is to beat gongs and drums, and the soldiers are divided into three ways, Duoduo and Hades are in one group, Xiaonu and Xiaofang are in one group, and the other group is a separate husband.
The people of Guangrou County were considered to have suffered a crime, and they were woken up by the sound of gongs and drums, and some people even smashed the door. This opened the door, "Big brother, it's so late, what's the matter?" "I want to be angry, but I see that I am an official and a servant, and I can't be angry if I want to.
"It's okay, can I come to you?"
"Alright. Don't be verbose! Here's what it looks like, go back and wake up everyone in your house right away, and bring as many valuable things as you can. Seeing that there is no mountain over there, a mountain on the edge of Daliang Mountain, you have to rush over there immediately, immediately, and non-stop, do you understand? ”
The man was stunned, his eyes glazed over.
"Bad big brother, don't joke about the big night......"
"Just kidding your sister! Lao Tzu is idle in the middle of the night and has nothing to do, making such a joke with you? Immediately, hurry up and pack up your things, call the family, and get out of here! And so on, if you can't take things away, all losses will be compensated by the government. "I still have to make it clear, I always follow the orders from above.
"Wait! Remember, tell your family that there will be a major flood. ”
Mega floods? Flood, your uncle!!
If you don't believe it or not, it's impossible for officials to make this kind of joke in the middle of the night, and there are gongs and drums beating outside, something big must have happened, this is certain, it is obvious that there is a precursor to something big happening.
This was true of the first one, and it was mostly the case since then.
If it's a simple prank, can't these officials go crazy?
On the official road outside Guangrou County near the county yamen, at this moment, it is already full of pedestrians, most of them are dragging their families, some are holding children, some are carrying daughters-in-law, some are carrying old women, and some are old women leading children, and only a small number of people have bags with bulging bags.
These people were the first to hear the news. The people who didn't bring the salute behind were all the latter people, and the news they heard was like this, "The government will definitely compensate for all the losses three times as much, and there is no need to bring anything to salute." These are the original words of the Duoduo group and the two women's group.
Since the government will compensate, there is no need to carry these bags.
Triple compensation is a lot of income, and everyone understands which is more important. What's more, there is a county magistrate blocked on the official road, and the county magistrate is holding a sign in his hand, on which an announcement is clearly written;
For those who fled the famine, all the bags and packages that they could not take away or did not want to take with them did not have to be forcibly packed and taken away, and the government would compensate three times the amount of all losses. The announcement is hereby made!
The county order can't help it, it's all an errand explained above.
The king of Hades is a dignified prince, and the prince obeys Duoduo's orders, and there is no way.
The Dragon King of the West Sea, who is high above the sky at a height of several hundred meters, the Dragon King of the West Sea is really a little high-spirited at this moment, "It will not be long before this king will flood Guangrou County." When the time comes, see how you explain it to the Jade Emperor! "There are some things that can't be explained, like this kind of disaster, and you can't explain it.
It is true that it is the Dragon King of the West Sea who floods a county, but the Dragon King of the West Sea is also a scheming.
I didn't plan it, I definitely wouldn't be so impulsive.
Everything is under the control of the Dragon King of the West Sea, and now it is just a matter of waiting for a signal, once there is news over there, it is time for the clouds to spread the rain. The person who has to wait is naturally Aunt Chun on the old bustard's side, and Aunt Chun also has some means, a kind of anti-reconnaissance technique!
Duoduo is able to use the 'Summoning Spirit Stone' to monitor some situations, and Aunt Chun's side can also use the five ghosts to monitor the situation on Duoduo's side, and the situation between the two is equivalent to that Duoduo knows the conspiracy between the Dragon King of the West Sea and Aunt Chun, and the Dragon King of the West Sea and Aunt Chun also understands the plans of Duoduo's side.
A battle that knows the roots, the Dragon King of the West Sea is not afraid at all!
What's more, the Dragon King of the West Sea doesn't know that Duoduo has a great master, let alone that Duoduo has a new strong brother, and he doesn't understand that Duoduo has a character that is not afraid of heaven and earth, and he doesn't know that Duoduo is a chess master, and he is completely the kind of great ability to take one step at a time and see three steps, codename; Chess God!