Fat people are not born fat, Lin Xiao has always been the kind of person who lives very well in the eyes of others, his family is good, although he is not rich and expensive, but he does not worry about spending money, except for being fat, everything else is not a shortcoming.

In many novels, TV series, and movies, the fat man is an indispensable supporting role, and there seems to be a fat man next to each protagonist, but the fat man is unwilling, why can't the fat man become the protagonist?

The fat man also has a dream, his dream is to become a big star, and for this, it is just that in this world where not only the face but also the body is seen, the fat man feels deep malice.

Because of the fat, so, when the fat man confessed to the goddess for the first time, everyone laughed, laughed at the fat man's indiscretion, laughed at the fat man's self-inflicted amorousness, and the goddess just smiled and said: You are a good person...... And then there was no then.

Although the fat man also wants to say, now you love me and ignore me, and I will make you unattainable in the future, and other common pretending sentences used by the protagonist of novels, but, when the words come to his mouth, the fat man does not have the confidence to say it.

The fat man's genes are actually good, his father is a handsome uncle, and his mother is said to be the village flower of the village.

So the fat man has been comforting himself that every fat man is a potential stock...... As long as you can slim down!

The fat man likes to read entertainment novels, because only in the world of novels can he see a little hope of his dreams coming true.

The so-called day and night dreams, the fat man had a dream, dreaming that he was like the protagonist in the novel, obtained the system of dragging and cooling, and then lost weight successfully and became the most awesome star on the planet.

Just when the fat man appeared at the Academy Awards ceremony and was about to become the first Chinese Oscar winner, a sudden knock on the door sounded.

The fat man's dream wakes up!

"Lin Xiao, what time is it, the sun is drying your butt and you can't get up!" A familiar voice came from outside, it was the voice of the fat Lin Xiao's mother.

"Got it, it's up! Don't bang on the door! Lin Xiao said helplessly.

At this moment, a sudden abrupt voice sounded in Lin Xiao's mind.

"Dididi! The data is abnormal, and the system is restarting......"

"What the hell?" Lin Xiao was a little confused.

"Haven't woken up yet?" Lin Xiao was a little skeptical that he had auditory hallucinations, but the voice of the system obtained in the dream was the same.

But the next moment, Lin Xiao's eyes widened, and he looked like he was hell.

Because there was a familiar and terrifying scene in front of his eyes, familiar because he was too familiar with the system in the dream, and terrifying because he had woken up, but Nima, the system in the dream was still there?

"Dididi, the data is wrong, and the task system cannot be started."

"Dididi, the data is wrong, the training system can't start."

"Didi Di ,......"

A series of alarms are all data errors, and the system cannot be started.

In the end, only a few basic functions remained, the storage bar function, a total of 10 basic storage compartments. And the auto-scaling feature doesn't work either.

And then those dream awesome functions are gone.,What training system.,Mission system.,Mall and the like can't be started.。

By the way, there is also the check-in function of the system, and the lottery function has been retained!

If it weren't for twisting his thigh, it really hurt, Lin Xiao thought that he hadn't woken up from his dream.

The system in the dream really ran into reality.,Although I don't know why.,It's castrated.,Only storage compartments.,Check-in and lottery functions are left.,But that's also very hanging!

"Hahaha!" Lin Xiao went through the system several times, and finally determined that all of this was true, and couldn't help laughing.

"Bang bang bang!" Outside, there was another knock on the door.

"What are the ghosts laughing at early in the morning? Don't get me up yet! ”

Lin Xiao forced his excited heart to reply: "Got it, right away, right away!" ”

While getting dressed.

A few minutes later, Lin Xiao opened the door, and saw his mother sticking her waist and glaring at Lin Xiao, before Lin Xiao could react, her ears fell into her mother's hand, and there was a 180-degree rotation, and Lin Xiao screamed in pain.

"I also said that I want to get up early to exercise, and I also said that I want to lose weight, what time is it?" Mom Zhu Jing scolded with hatred.

"Mom, I know it's wrong, it hurts, it hurts!" Lin Xiao hurriedly begged for mercy.

Although it is said that the mother is not ugly, all parents have a heart to hope that their son will become a dragon, Lin Xiao has always lacked self-confidence because of obesity, which can be said to make Zhu Jing and his wife hurt their brains.

I was worried about the "broken" system, so after Lin Xiao hastily ate breakfast, he locked himself in the room again.

Try to put things in the storage compartment.

After playing for a while, Lin Xiao stopped and began to think about how to use this function.

Lin Xiao is an optimist, although he has some inferiority complex because he is fat in his bones, but he is easily content.

For example, the system, although it is incomplete and the functions are monotonous, but Lin Xiao is very satisfied, because no matter how monotonous it is, it is also a golden finger.

Lin Xiao opened the character interface again and found that many functions of the character interface were gone, such as attributes or something, and all the questions displayed were question marks.

However, after tinkering for a long time, Lin Xiao still discovered a very magical function.

Because in the character interface, Lin Xiao was wearing this set of clothes on his body, Lin Xiao tried to take off his own clothes in the character interface.

As a result, something magical happened, Lin Xiao's clothes in reality disappeared in an instant, but Lin Xiao's clothes appeared in the storage compartment.

This discovery made Lin Xiao excited, and when Lin Xiao tried to take out the clothes in the storage compartment, Lin Xiao discovered a function that didn't look good, but was actually very hanging.

The clothes are taken out of the space and folded neatly and neatly, and it takes less than 1 second to think before and after.

Dude, this is the rhythm of fire.

Lin Xiao had even figured out how to use this function to make a name for himself.

Suppressing the excitement in his heart, Lin Xiao opened the other remaining function, the sign-in function.

According to the experience in the dream, this check-in function seems simple, but it is actually a very powerful function.

It's just that this feature can't be controlled, and it can only be left to chance.

Similar to the events of the games on the market, there are prizes for daily check-ins, and the cycle is divided into consecutive weeks and consecutive months.

You can get some system coins by signing in, as well as some miscellaneous props, but unfortunately, the mall function cannot be used, and these gold coins are not very useful.

However, if you sign in for a week, you can get a sign-in package, and you can get a chance to draw a lottery after a month.

The sign-in package can theoretically open anything, but only theoretically, and the lottery is the biggest bug, theoretically, the system has the right to get the opportunity to get it in the lottery, the key is that the probability is much higher than the sign-in package.

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Chapter 2 The young lady is also fat

Lin Xiao used a check-in, his luck was neither good nor bad, in addition to the 100 gold coins he must get, he also got a backpack expansion card.

Exiting the system, Lin Xiao sat there and thought for a long time before picking up his mobile phone and dialing a number. The remarks of the number are young ladies.

The young lady and Lin Xiao are childhood sweethearts, but unlike Lin Xiao, who is fat where he should be fat and fat where he shouldn't, Liu Yanran is very fat where he should be fat, such as the chest, and where he should be thin, such as the waist.

The young lady's full name is Xiao Jie, her appearance is not top-notch, but her hot figure adds a lot of points to her, and she can be regarded as a big beauty, but maybe because she is too familiar, or because of Xiao Jie's personality, Lin Xiao has no idea about her.

The relationship between the two can be regarded as buddies, girlfriends.

Maybe because Lin Xiao is a fat man, it is easier to dispel the vigilance of beautiful women, which is probably one of the few benefits of a fat man, right?

"Hey, dead fatty, what's the matter with my sister?" Xiao Jie's voice came out of the earpiece.

"I said young lady, can we not add a dead word in front of the fat man?" Lin Xiao rolled his eyes and said depressedly.

"If you have something to say, let go of a fart quickly, my sister is busy." Xiao Jie didn't care about Lin Xiao's dissatisfaction at all, and said in a very impulsive tone.

"Sister, image, pay attention to the image! You're the big host, don't explode at every turn, the impact is not good. Lin Xiao was not annoyed, but teased.

"Huhu, my sister's job was robbed, I'm in a bad mood, what's wrong with you, say it." Xiao Jie over there took a deep breath, and her tone was no longer so impulsive, but with exhaustion.

"Robbed alive? Got Talent hostess? Lin Xiao was puzzled.

"yes, I'm." Xiao Jie said angrily.

"Eh, what's going on? Isn't it all decided, how can it be cut off? Lin Xiao asked with some surprise.

Xiao Jie has been the host for several years, but she has been tepid, and the programs she hosts are all small programs, and the last time she hurriedly told Lin Xiao that she finally had the opportunity to host a big show. And it is also the most popular program of Dongxing Satellite TV at present, "Dongxing Talent".

As a result, I didn't expect the duck to fly.

"It's not that sassy fox yet...... Forget it, don't talk about it, what about you? Looking for me? The fox in Xiao Jie's mouth is another female host of Dongxing Satellite TV, formerly known as Hu Li. and Xiao Jie are the same batch of Dongxing Satellite TV, and the two are natural opponents because they are the two with the best conditions in that batch.

"I thought you were the hostess of "Dongxing Got Talent", and I wanted to open a back door to you and let me go up and take a turn, but now it seems that it won't work." Lin Xiao's plan was to participate in the talent show, and he had thought about the show, but he didn't expect Xiao Jie to be cut off.

"Go up and take a spin? I said, dead fatty, what skills do you have to get on the talent show? Speaking of which, sister, listen to it, although my sister was cut off, but if you have real skills, it is not a matter of one sentence to get on and off the show. Don't you tell me you want to go up and show your big belly? Xiao Jie said with some joy.

"Sister, you make me sad so much, I'm so useless in your eyes? Don't you know that big men have great wisdom? Lin Xiao said in a very sad tone.

"Okay, no kidding, do you really want to be on it?" Xiao Jie asked seriously.

"Of course, I've always been serious, okay?" Lin Xiao said depressedly.

"But what will you? ...... I really can't think of it. Xiao Jie groaned for a moment and said.

"I can't say it clearly on the phone, so, sister, how about you come to my house and I will show you a live performance?" Lin Xiao rolled his eyes and said.

"Okay, you wait, I'll go over right away, but, dead fatty, if you fool me, you'll die!"

After speaking, without waiting for Lin Xiao to reply, Xiao Jie hung up the phone.

Lin Xiao didn't care, Xiao Jie's temperament has always been like this, but it will only be shown in front of familiar people.

In front of people, Xiao Jie has always been a lady, but Lin Xiao has already seen through everything, the so-called life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills.

Xiao Jie came quickly.

"Smack! I said Lin Xiao, didn't you say lose weight? How do you feel fatter and fatter? Xiao Jie was a frequent visitor to Lin Xiao's house, and as soon as she came up, she patted Lin Xiao's shoulder and complained unceremoniously.

"I said young lady, oh no, big breasted sister, it's you who should lose weight more, right? Go down big and watch out for the hunchback! Lin Xiao glanced at Xiao Jie's chest and retorted.

"How?" Zhu Jing on the side looked at Lin Xiaodao angrily with the black line in his head.

"Has Xiao Xiao eaten it?" When facing Xiao Jie, Zhu Jing asked with a warm smile.

made Lin Xiao can't help but wonder, who is her biological birth?

"I've eaten it, thank you, Auntie." When talking to Zhu Jing in the same way, Xiao Jie became a good girl again.

......

followed Lin Xiao into the room, and when she saw that in Lin Xiao's room, the Zhuang bunk was full of Lin Xiao's clothes, piled up indiscriminately, Xiao Jie frowned and said, "I said, what are you making trouble with?" ”

"It's messy, isn't it?" Lin Xiao asked.

"Nonsense!" Xiao Jie rolled her eyes.

"Believe it or not, I can get all these clothes neat in a minute." Lin Xiao said with a stunned expression.

"Do you think I'll believe it?" Xiao Jie said disdainfully.

"Believe it or not, let's say something else, you say, if I can fold this pile of clothes neatly in one minute, will I be qualified to be on "Dongxing Got Talent"?" Lin Xiao asked.

"Are you really?" Xiao Jie's good-looking eyebrows furrowed, and she looked at Lin Xiao and asked.

"Of course." Lin Xiao said triumphantly.

"If you can really do it, let alone "Dongxing Got Talent", I think it's no problem to enter the national finals. Are you sure you're not bragging, though? Xiao Jie obviously didn't believe that Lin Xiaozheng could do it.

In fact, in the first season of "Dongxing Got Talent", there was a contestant who was a dress-folding expert, who could fold a piece of clothing in 2 seconds at the fastest speed, and it became popular at the beginning.

In the end, he even entered the annual finals of "Dongxing Got Talent", but because he showed a fork in the end, he failed to become the champion.

But it still made that contestant popular, and now Lin Xiao told Xiao Jie that he could make the bed in one minute, and at least sixty or seventy pieces of clothes could be folded in one minute, in Xiao Jie's opinion, this is simply a fantasy.

"Then it's time to witness the miracle!" Lin Xiao said, picked up a prepared black cloth, raised his eyebrows, and pretended to be forced.

Xiao Jie sneered, stood aside with her hands on her chest, and watched coldly.

I saw Lin Xiao cover the black cloth on the pile of clothes that were messed up and thrown together.

"Trick up!" Xiao Jie pursed her lips and said.

"Sister, don't worry, let the clothes fly for a while. After a while, you will know that the big man has great wisdom and is talking about me. Lin Xiao pretended to be forced.

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Chapter 3 The key is to lose weight

"So, young lady, are you ready to be stunned?" Lin Xiao secretly took the clothes back into the storage compartment, then took them out, and after repeating them a few times, he operated all the clothes.

Then he looked at Xiao Jie proudly and said.

Xiao Jie didn't have time to complain in a hurry, and the next moment she was really stunned to look at the scene in front of her.

Lin Xiao didn't play tricks anymore this time, but directly lifted the black cloth, and then there was a scene that made Xiao Jie unbelievable.

I saw that the clothes that were originally thrown on the bed were neatly folded and put there at the moment.

Although she didn't believe it in her heart, Xiao Jie was still shocked by this scene.

She couldn't help but step forward and check, this look made her even more shocked, every piece of clothing was folded neatly, and every piece of clothing seemed to be folded out of the machine assembly line.

Xiao Jie looked at Lin Xiao, and then at the neatly folded clothes, with a look of suspicion.

"Is this magic?"

"How? Awesome, right? Lin Xiao nodded, with a smug expression.

"When did you learn it?" Even if this is magic, such a scene still makes Xiao Jie unbelievable.

"Want to know?" Lin Xiao asked with a smile.

Xiao Jie nodded subconsciously.

But Lin Xiao looked like he was underwhelmed and said, "I won't tell you!" ”

"Dead fatty! The next moment, Xiao Jie's hand reached Lin Xiao's ear, and it rotated three hundred and sixty degrees.......

Lin Xiao, who was in pain, screamed.

"Sister, let go, let go, it hurts, it hurts!"

Seeing Lin Xiao's painful face distorted, Xiao Jie let go of her hand with a cold snort.

"How? Sister, am I enough to be on "Dongxing Got Talent"? Lin Xiao didn't dare to get too carried away at this moment.

Xiao Jie nodded and said, "Yes, well, you perform a few more times, and I'll record it." ”

Lin Xiao performed a few more times next, although he had already seen it, Xiao Jie still felt incredible.

Xiao Jie has also seen a lot of magic, she has not changed things, and there is no technical content, but folding the clothes neatly, this kind of magic is already a category that ordinary people cannot understand.

It can only be described in two words: magic.

Xiao Jie looked at this playmate with a surprised expression, and suddenly realized that she didn't know him at all.

"I will send your video to the chief director of "Dongxing Got Talent", I believe that if nothing happens, you can skip the audition and go directly to the show."

"By the way, do you need any preparation for this magic trick?" Xiao Jie thought about it and asked again.

"Except for clothes and a black cloth to cover it, nothing else is needed." Lin Xiao shook his head and said.

"Is there a limit? Such as quantity? Xiao Jie asked again.

"Theoretically, no, but if there are more of them, it will take a little more time." Lin Xiao thought for a while and said.

"Understood, you should prepare well, you should be on the show soon." Xiao Jie nodded and said.

......

Lin Xiao's family background is good, and his father runs an independent online clothing brand, which can be regarded as a small net worth.

Lin Xiao's grandfather is an old storyteller, he runs an old-fashioned teahouse, he tells stories in the teahouse every day, the Lin family has three generations of single transmission, Lin Xiao's grandfather is a more traditional person, and has always wanted Lin Xiao's father to learn to tell stories with him, but Lin Xiao's father is not interested in storytelling at all.

And as entertainment became more and more diversified, the old entertainment methods were gradually eliminated, and Lin Xiao's grandfather couldn't pass on his skills to Lin Xiao's father, so he hit his grandson with the idea.

Lin Xiao likes to tell stories, and he learned a paragraph from his grandfather, and occasionally told a paragraph or two in his grandfather's teahouse.

It's just a pity that most of the people who like to listen to books now are older generations.

Lin Xiao's grandfather Lin Wen's teahouse is actually not big, and the customers are all regular customers.

The name of the teahouse is very cliché, it is called the old teahouse.

When Lin Xiao walked in, there were not many guests in the teahouse, and there were only a dozen of them, and they were all elderly people.

Lin Wen said brightly on the stage, this is the Cheng bite of the golden three axes in "The Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties".

From time to time, the old people in the audience high-fived and applauded. Seeing his grandfather talking about "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" on stage, Lin Xiao was already out of the way.

Because it reminded him of the dream he had.

In this world, "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" is one of the four famous novels, but in the world of dreams, it is another "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

In the dream, "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is not only one of the four famous novels, but also the most widely circulated and influential masterpiece.

But in this world, Lin Xiao has never even heard of it.

Soon, the applause woke Lin Xiao up from his distraction, and he walked towards his grandfather with a smile.

When Lin Wen saw Lin Xiao, he smiled kindly and said, "Here, do you want to go up and talk about one." ”

"Still don't, grandpa, you take a sip of tea and moisten your throat.