Chapter 197 Sun Er takes the gong
Sun Er relied on his big fists and thick arms, and ran rampant in the township, no one dared to provoke him, and gradually became a big harm here! People say that there are tigers on this South Mountain, and there are Jiao in the water of the West River, which are not as good as Sun Er, who sells meat in the North Market! It can be seen that the locals are afraid of him!
Although this grandson has married two daughters-in-law, he has not changed his heart, and he can't move when he sees good-looking girls! If this young woman comes to his shop to buy meat, she has to be teased by him! Some people were so angry that they came to the door to reason with him, and they were all beaten on the head by him with punches and kicks!
The rich businessman naturally knew that this Sun Er was not a good bird, but now was the time to employ people, so he didn't care about him! Although Sun Er is lustful, he is very good-looking, and when he sees that the rich businessman gives him enough face and gives him generous gifts, naturally there is no way to disagree! Sun Er laughed and said, "Please go back outside the staff, why worry about some trivial things?" I'll go up the mountain early tomorrow morning and take out the gong for you!" ”。
The rich businessman was naturally very grateful, and waited for Sun Er to send the gong!
That Sun Er said goodbye to the rich businessman that night, and the more he thought about it, the more wrong it became, and he said: "I have never known him all my life, how can he ask me for help?" Could it be that there are really any poisonous insects and beasts in the immortal cave that are difficult to deal with? ”。 Thinking of this layer, he wanted to return the gift and let him ask for another master! But when I thought about it again, how could I be a hero and not believe it? So he said, "Isn't it just to take one thing?" What's so hard about that? If there are really any poisonous insects and beasts in the cave, Lao Tzu slaughtered it! ”。 I made up my mind, went to bed and fell asleep, and when I woke up, he deliberately copied a big knife to defend himself, and hurriedly went up the mountain with a rope on his back!
According to the guidance of the rich merchant, Sun Er crossed the mountains and streams all the way, and soon came to the foot of the Immortal Mountain! Raising his head to look at the fairy, he saw that the wall of the fairy mountain was towering, and there was indeed a cave on the top. But the cave is on the top of a high cliff, and you can't climb up from below anyway!
Sun Er had no choice but to find a way to climb to the top of the mountain, and went down the rope from the top of the cliff, and then went down to the fairy cave! As soon as he entered the cave, Sun Er lit a torch, and when he looked into the cave, he saw a huge spider lurking in the fairy cave!
Sun Er was shocked, and just as he wanted to exit the cave, his legs were already entangled in the spider silk! Sun Er's heart was not good, he pulled out his knife, and just wanted to cut off the spider silk, he saw that the spider that was bigger than a person had already crawled over quietly!
Although Sun Er was bold, he was also scared half to death at this time, when he saw the hideous face of the spider, he couldn't help but crack his liver and gall, and then he realized that the gift of the rich merchant was not so easy to take! When the spider saw that there was prey delivered to the door, venom flowed from its fangs, and the venom dripped on the ground, and "sizzle" white smoke! Sun Er saw that the spider was crawling over, and he didn't have time to run, so he gritted his teeth, stomped his foot and waved the big knife, exerting his strength to eat, and slashed at the spider with one sword!
The spider stayed in this fairy cave, and I don't know how many people it had eaten, so I expected that there would be such a catastrophe? When even Sun Eryi cut off two long legs! The spider screamed in pain, and as soon as he raised his head, he was about to bite Sun Er!
As soon as Sun Er saw that the opportunity had come, he lowered his body and sent the big knife up, and the spider just pounced down, and the tip of the knife pierced into the spider's mouth with a "poof"! The spider hissed, its paws trembled, and then it stopped moving!
Sun Er hurriedly tore off the spider silk and crawled out from under the spider. Seeing that the spider was dead, he breathed a sigh of relief, and thought: "Fortunately, Lao Tzu had been on guard for a long time, otherwise he would have to confess here today!" ”。 He wiped the cold sweat from his head, stepped on the spider's head with his foot, and pulled out the big knife with all his might! Then he picked up the torch on the ground and continued to walk into the cave!
After walking a few steps, I saw a palace suddenly appear in the cave, the palace was carved and painted, golden and brilliant, but empty and lonely! Sun Er was so strange, so he went into the room, looked for a few rooms and didn't see a figure, just when he was wondering, he suddenly saw a stunning woman pick up the curtain and walked out, the beauty saw the stranger, couldn't help but be surprised, reflexively about to escape! That Sun Er is the evil ghost in the color, the butterfly in the flowers, how can he easily let go of such a beauty when he sees such a beauty? He immediately rushed up and shouted, "Girl, go slowly, I have something to say!" ”。
When the beautiful woman heard him shout, she immediately stopped, and without looking back, she said, "Who are you?" How did you get here? ”。
When Sun Er saw that the beauty didn't run away, he couldn't help but feel overjoyed, and his whole body was soft! Listening to the beauty's question, she hurriedly replied, "I was entrusted by someone to come here to fetch the divine gong!" ”。
The beauty turned around and glanced at Sun Er deeply. That Sun Er's eyes lit up, and he was stunned! Thinking that Sun Er prides himself on being romantic, where have you ever seen such a good-looking beauty? He was stunned when he saw it immediately, and his saliva was pouring out!
The beauty smiled and said a blessing to Sun Er, saying, "The concubine originally lived at the foot of the mountain, and she didn't want to be captured by the spider spirit and imprisoned in this palace!" Time flies, I don't know how many cold and summer I have passed, today I suddenly saw the living, I can't help but panic, please forgive me! ”。
Sun Er hurriedly said: "Don't be afraid, girl, that spider spirit has already made me split it in half with a knife, and I will never harm anyone again!" ”。
The beauty said with a happy face: "Really? ”。
Sun Er said: "Really! ”。
Namito said happily, "Now I can finally go out......!" ”。
Sun Er hurriedly said: "Don't worry, beauty, I'll send you out when I take the divine gong!" ”。
The beauty asked, "What divine gong?" I don't have a gong in this cave, do I? ”。
Sun Er said in disbelief: "How is this possible? ”。
The beauty rolled her eyes and said, "If you don't believe it, you can search for it yourself?" ”。
At this time, Sun Er's heart is on this beauty, where can he still care about what god gong is not god? So he smiled and said, "Don't dare, don't dare, the beauty said that if there is no, then naturally there is no!" ”。
The beauty said charmingly: "Then how do you explain to the person who entrusted you?" ”。
Sun Er grinned and said, "What's so difficult about this? I just said I didn't find it, right? ”。
The beauty smiled shyly, lowered her head and fiddled with the corners of her clothes, and whispered, "It's better to ...... It's better for you to stay here with me, the slaves in the province are afraid of ......! ”。
When Sun Er heard the words of that beauty, he felt that his head was dizzy, his heart was pounding, and he thought: "If Lao Tzu can sleep with her, he will be willing to die!" ”。 Immediately, his heart rose, and he reached out and grabbed the beauty's little hand and said, "If you don't let me go, I won't leave!" ”。 Seeing that the beauty did not resist, Sun Er couldn't help but become more and more bold, took the beauty into his arms, and murmured, "Baby, you are hungry for me!" ”。
The beauty giggled, put her hands around Sun Er's neck, and exhaled like a land: "Why are you in a hurry?" We still have a long way to go! ”。
The rich businessman sat at home the next day, waiting for Sun Er on the left and Sun Er on the right, and waited until it was dark and didn't see Sun Er's shadow! The rich businessman thought badly, Sun Er may have had an accident! So I hurriedly called Mr. Feng Shui, and Mr. Feng Shui pinched his fingers and was taken aback! The rich merchant asked him, what happened to Sun Er? Mr. Feng Shui said: "Judging from the hexagram, Sun Er should have died in Huangquan!" ”。
The rich merchant's face changed drastically, and he sat down in his chair and asked, "How is this good?" ”。
Mr. Feng Shui said: "The proprietor must be worried, let's find someone else!" ”。
The rich merchant had no choice but to nod his head and agree: "Now it can only be like this!" ”。
When Mr. Feng Shui came out of the door of the rich merchant's house, he met two idlers who were making a bet, and one fat man said to the other thin man: "If you dare to sleep in the land temple for one night, Lao Tzu will lose to you ten big sons!" ”。
The thin man sneered: "What kind of ability is sleeping in the land temple?" If you want to sleep, you have to sleep in Yizhuang! ”。
The fat man said angrily: "You kid are not afraid to flash his tongue when he says big things? If you dare to sleep in Yizhuang, Lao Tzu...... Lao Tzu is willing to lose your money! ”。
The thin man slapped his thigh and said, "What do you kid say?" ”。
The fat man said: "Of course Lao Tzu's words count, as long as you dare to go in and sleep for one night, Lao Tzu will give you a lot of money!" ”。
The thin man stomped his feet and said viciously: "Okay, Lao Tzu will go to Yizhuang for one night to see what else you kid has to say!" ”。
The fat man hurriedly said: "You have to stay until dawn, and Lao Tzu won't admit it when you run out halfway!" ”。
The thin man said confidently: "Don't worry, you kid, if Lao Tzu is scared halfway, I will never play tricks on you!" ”。
The fat man took the thin man's arm and said, "Go, let's go now!" ”。
The thin man looked at the sky lazily and said, "It's not dark yet, what are we going to do so early?" ”。
The fat man smiled and said, "What, your king is also scared when you are afraid?" ”。
The king boldly gouged his nose, rolled his eyes and said, "Who said Lao Tzu was scared? Don't you kid dare to gamble? ”。
The fat man smiled: "Joke, no matter how tight Lao Tzu's hands are, he can afford to lose this big money!" ”。
Wang Daring slapped his hands and said: "That's right, Lao Tzu is waiting for you to turn over this big money salted fish!" ”。
The fat man said angrily: "When your kid wins, think about turning the book again!" ”。 After that, he pulled the king boldly and walked in the direction of Yizhuang!
Mr. Feng Shui knew that the Yizhuang they were talking about was on the outskirts, a ruined temple used to store the corpses of the ownerless, let alone at night, no one dared to go even in broad daylight! When he saw the two of them making a bet, he was not curious, so he quietly followed behind them!
After a while, the two of them walked to Yizhuang, only to see that the house in Yizhuang was dilapidated, the temple was desolate, the corners of the house were overgrown with weeds, and the sun was setting, startling a jackdaw!
The fat man went to the door and said to the thin man, "You are in a hurry to regret it now!" ”。
Wang boldly said: "Lao Tzu has nothing to regret, if you don't regret Lao Tzu, you have to go in!" ”。
The fat man gritted his teeth, pushed open the door of Yizhuang with a "bang", glanced inside in horror and said, "You go in quickly, I'm going to lock the door outside!" ”。
Wang boldly nodded and asked, "When are you going to open the door tomorrow?" ”。
The fat man said, "I'll come tomorrow at dawn!" ”。
Wang Daring wrote lightly: "You kid come later, Lao Tzu still has to sleep lazy!" ”。 He walked into Yizhuang with his feet raised, turned around and said, "When you come tomorrow, don't forget to bring money!" ”。