The zongzi is still standing upright, and there is no intention of moving!

Guo Jiefang got up from the ground unwillingly, scratched his scalp and wondered, "It shouldn't be!" I'm all here by the rules, so why doesn't it work? ”。

Niu Jianjun said with a dry smile: "I can't see it!" This female zongzi's face is really thick enough, at least with the city wall! She has received so much incense from us, and she doesn't know how to retreat······ I think we're going to be in trouble today······! ”。

Li Yuanchao asked Guo Jiefang curiously: "Who did you learn from just now?" ”。

Guo Jiefang raised his eyebrows and said: "I learned it from the Ma Pozi on the other side of my house." She treats people and exorcises ghosts, and I even beat her up! ”。

Before the liberation, this mapo was once an Oiran in the Eight Hutongs, and it was famous in the capital at that time, and it was overwhelming. When I was young, I saved a lot of money. Later, when he was older, he thought about a regression, so he opened a peony building, made an old bustard, and continued to engage in the skin and meat business! In 49, the People's Liberation Army entered the city, and the skin and meat business was not allowed to be done, and the property was confiscated. In order to fill his stomach, he relied on the methods he learned in the early years to see the rivers and lakes of hexagrams, walked the streets and alleys, treated people and exorcised ghosts, cheated some money, and made a living! Because she accidentally burned her face when she did it, she fell into a face of hemp, so she is called Mapozi!

Niu Jianjun's eyes widened and said, "Who is my Dao, it turned out to be her!" ”。

Li Yuanchao shouted: "I said why is it not good! That Ma Pozi was a witch before liberation, specializing in deceiving people, and she had already been suppressed by the people's government······ Can you still have a good ······ with her? ”。

Guo Jiefang scolded with a smile: "Glasses, you are a full man, not hungry, a man is hungry, with your father, you eat and drink every day." I'm miserable, I'm looking for food by myself, don't follow Mapozi, can I eat? ”。

Niu Jianjun interjected at this time: "I said you two masters, save it quickly!" What's the matter, let's go out and talk about it? When has this been? This is all on fire, do you still have the leisure to tease the boring people here? Let's all think of a way to get over this difficulty under our noses first, and I will be a Buddha ······! ”。

Li Yuanchao wiped his nose and said, "Lao Guo, it seems that your set doesn't work very well!" This dead zongzi is too unpretentious······! ”。

Niu Jianjun said: "Since it is not possible to come soft, then there is only a little hard one······!" ”。 Niu Jianjun said, burst the "horn" of his fingers, raised his fist the size of a vinegar pot, and shouted at the door of the tomb: "Dead zongzi!" You're in my way, grandpa, and you know me and get out of the way······ Otherwise, my pair of fists are not vegetarian ······! ”。

After Niu Jianjun finished shouting, he glared at the zongzi and saw that there was no response, and he couldn't help but threaten again: "Dead zongzi, you said a word······ Are you dumb? Lao Tzu told you, it's useless for you to pretend to be deaf and dumb, do you know who our eldest brother is? Say it and scare you, our eldest brother is the famous Marx and his old man! We are all his old man's minions······ If you don't get out of the way, don't blame us for being polite······! “.

Niu Jianjun whined, pulled the banner to make a tiger skin, and scared him. Seeing that the zongzi still didn't react, he couldn't help but be deflated, spread his hands, and said to Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao helplessly: "If the oil and salt of this zongzi don't enter, I'm out of line!" ”。

Li Yuanchao said: "I don't think we can think about persuasion and education, and it is still necessary for us to take some tough measures against such stubborn elements who are stubborn and regard the people as their enemies!" ”。

Niu Jianjun pouted and said, "What tough measures should be taken? I'm afraid, I'm afraid, this master is waiting for us to send it to the door by ourselves, this is called meat buns and dogs, there is no ······ to go back! ”。

When Li Yuanchao heard Niu Jianjun's words, he hurriedly shrank his neck and said, "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, so what can you do with us?" ”。

Niu Jianjun picked up a cigarette butt on the ground, carefully pinched it with his fingers, took a deep breath, spit out angrily and said, "What do you ask me to do?" If you want me to say, let's rush out directly, regardless of what zongzi it is or not! As long as it dares to stand in our way, we will first unscrew its head and kick it as a ball! What do you think? Do you two have the guts? ”。 After speaking, he stared at a pair of bull's eyes and looked at Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao provocatively. After waiting for a long time, he saw that neither of them would take his stubble, so he grinned and said contemptuously: "I knew that you two didn't have the guts, yes!" I'm talking about it in vain, but at the end of the day, I have to blame for this······ If I hadn't run that day, you wouldn't have entered this ancient tomb of Zongzi by mistake! ”。 Niu Jianjun was talking, and on the other hand, he stretched out his hand to Li Yuanchao and said, "Give me the knife!" ”。 Seeing Li Yuanchao's hesitation, he added: "If you want to give, you will give, what is the use of the knife in your hand?" Isn't it as ······ as scrap metal? ”。

Niu Jianjun took Li Yuanchao's katana, tossed the weight in his hand, spat at the palm of his hand, and tried the knife. Then he nodded with satisfaction and said, "It's not bad, it's enough to cut off the head of a zongzi!" ”。

Guo Jiefang saw him fiddling with a katana, so he asked Niu Jianjun, "What are you doing with a knife?" ”。

Niu Jianjun waved his katana a few times and said, "What else can you do?" Kill it! Do I want to wait here for you to die? ”。 After speaking, he walked towards the zongzi. Guo Jiefang also pulled out the axe from his waist and said to Li Yuanchao: "Rush, rush!" Who's afraid of whom······! ”。

Li Yuanchao saw that he was left alone, and hurriedly said: "Count me in!" Don't leave me here alone······ ”。 He took three steps and made two steps, catching up with the two, and the three of them clinged to each other and walked towards the zongzi.

Under the shadow of the lamp, the three of them saw that the zongzi was still standing in place, and they couldn't help but be suspicious······!

Guo Jiefang stared vigilantly at the floating zongzi, and said to Li Yuanchao and Niu Jianjun: "Hey······ I said brothers, why don't I feel that something is right? ”。

Niu Jianjun held a katana, bowed his waist and pouted his buttocks, and asked, "Old Guo, what's wrong?" ”。

Guo Jiefang said: "This zongzi has been in a posture for so long? I think it's like someone hanging on it? ”。

Niu Jianjun quickly wiped his eyes, looked at it carefully, and said in surprise: "Oops! I said Lao Guo, that's really the case······! ”。

Li Yuanchao said happily: "So it's not a zongzi?" It made Lao Tzu worry for a long time, it turned out to be a false alarm! ”。

Guo Jiefang quietly wiped a handful, the cold sweat on his forehead and said, "It would be good if it was a zongzi······ Perhaps, this zongzi can still look at you right and leave you to be a grave lady······ Isn't that good? ”。

Niu Jianjun snorted several times and scolded: "Lao Guo, your kid's conscience is very bad······!" ”。

Li Yuanchao squeezed behind the two and asked, "Since the opposite side is a fake zongzi, why don't we go over?" ”。

Guo Jiefang explained in a whisper: "Then let me ask you, how did the fake zongzi hang on the door frame by itself?" ”。

Li Yuanchao said: "Then do you need to say it?" Of course someone hung it up and scared our buddies ······! ”。

Guo Jiefang asked again: "What about people?" ”。

Li Yuanchao said: "Where do I know? ”。

Guo Jiefang said: "I'm not afraid of this fake zongzi, I'm afraid of the person hiding behind the fake zongzi······!" ”。

Niu Jianjun suddenly said to Guo Jiefang at this time: "Old Guo, I'll poke it to see if it's really dead······ After speaking, Niu Jianjun raised his katana and gently stabbed the fake zongzi with the tip of the knife.

The tip of the knife stabbed the body of the fake zongzi, like stabbing on the cowhide. Niu Jianjun made a little effort in his hand, but unexpectedly, the fake zongzi suddenly turned over!

At this time, the three of them were very close to the fake zongzi, and they were almost visible from their heads. The fake zongzi turned over, and under the light of the torch lamp, it seemed to come to life, especially its face with a golden mask, which was reflected by the firelight, emitting a terrifying and strange light!

None of the three of them expected that this fake zongzi would be stabbed by Niu Jianjun like this, so they turned their faces. All three screamed at the same time, and they took half a step back in fright. Although Guo Jiefang was scared, he had an ax in his hand to strengthen his courage, and after taking half a step back, he peeked to see the fake zongzi, only to see that the fake zongzi was wearing a golden mask on his face, wearing a golden crown robe embroidered with phoenix flowers, and his hair was messy, fluttering in the wind······ It's the ancient corpse lying in the coffin just now!

Guo Jiefang raised the torch in his hand, and suddenly illuminated the zongzi up and down! He saw that the fake zongzi was only half-turned, and he felt strange in his heart, so he looked up and down, and looked at it carefully, but he didn't realize that he saw the clue, and couldn't help but laugh out loud ······!

It turned out that the inside of the lintel was not a zongzi at all, but just an ancient corpse hanging on the door frame. Because the ancient corpse is hanging on the tuyere between the tomb road and the burial chamber, as soon as the wind blows through the hall, the ancient corpse will float with the wind, and from a distance, it will seem to be alive. No wonder the three of them were scared half to death, and they thought they had really met zongzi this time!

Now that they knew that it was not a zongzi hanging in the door, the three of them were naturally no longer afraid, stood under the ancient corpse, and carefully looked at the ancient corpse!

Li Yuanchao asked Guo Jiefang: "Old Guo, what is the ancient corpse wrapped around its neck?" Why is it so bright? ”。

Guo Jiefang then put the torch close to the neck of the ancient corpse and said, "It seems to be ······ It's a gold belt······! ”。

Li Yuanchao asked again, Lao Guo, who hung the ancient corpse here? What is the end of the person who hangs it? “。

Guo Jiefang groaned: "This just happens to be a problem······."

Niu Jianjun asked, "What is the problem?" ”。

Guo Jiefang said gloomily: "In this ancient tomb, it's not just the three of us ······! ”。

Li Yuanchao said timidly: "Who is the other person?" Are they just trying to scare, scare us? ”。

Guo Jiefang changed his words and said: "This person in the ancient tomb is very likely to be covered with long-haired ······!" ”。

Li Yuanchao interrupted Guo Jiefang's words and said, "Don't talk about it, how can people be covered with long hair?" ”。

Guo Jiefang shook his head and said, "I don't think things are that simple······ As for who they really are? We don't even bother to dig into it right now. Now the most important thing is to get out of here ······ quickly! ”。

The three of them didn't dare to put the ancient corpse from the door frame, so they had to crawl under the feet of the ancient corpse into the tomb. Niu Jianjun said that he would crawl, and immediately fell to the ground, like a fat maggot, twisting his butt and drilling out from under the feet of the ancient corpse.

Because of his obesity body, and the ancient corpse blocked the tomb tightly, it was impossible for him not to touch the ancient corpse. It doesn't matter if he touches it, the golden luan belt hanging from the ancient corpse finally couldn't help the weight of the ancient corpse, and it broke with a "bang"!