"What! Do you want me to be a PE teacher on my behalf? "The principal's office, He Shan confirmed to the old principal incredibly.

The old principal calmly waved his hand for He Shan to sit down, and then said kindly: "You know, after Teacher Howard passed away last month, the school's physical education teachers were substituted by the homeroom teachers of each class......

I saw you in the gymnasium yesterday asking students to do Tai Chi ......"

"Morning." Ho Shan corrected.

"Yes, morning...... I see that the students are very happy to learn, and you are the only male teacher in the whole school who seems to have a good sense of luck, so I ...... You know, help. The old principal couldn't stand He Shan's sharp eyes, and discussed with a smile: "Salary plus 10%, tax exempt." ”

“50！”

“20！”

“50！”

He Shan didn't insist on letting the old principal slap the table angrily, "It's 30!" No more, or I'll teach it myself! ”

After increasing the salary, He Shan naturally accepted it when he saw it, and the physical education class was really not difficult for him, so simple that it was enough to let the students run a few laps. But when he thought about having a math teacher teach physical education, he couldn't help but think of what he had experienced in school, and he knew what it meant.

"He Shan, I want to complain to you about a very serious matter." As soon as the female teacher called Art Aprile saw He Shan return to the teacher's office, she leaned over and lay on his desk with her hands in a hurry, and said sadly.

He Shan didn't dare to look directly at April, because this teacher was dressed too much, that is, in elementary school, if it was in junior high school or high school, she would definitely be pressed for underage sex. Harassment charges. The hot girl female teacher who can wear a super low-cut short skirt to class is estimated to be the second one in New England. I heard that she also has a younger sister who didn't graduate from college, and she is also a big beauty, and her figure is ......

He Shan was embarrassed to perfunctory about this female teacher who had just graduated from college, with a hot body and a simple personality, who was so angry with the students in her class. He was embarrassed and asked, "What's wrong?" Who made you cry again this time? ”

Hearing this, April immediately ran to her desk, took out a book, put it in front of He Shan, and then motioned for him to open the things that were sandwiched in the book.

He Shan asked with a dark face, "...... Who brought the school? ”

Aprile pointed to the balloon-shaped bridal and wife's items, "It's Higgins. Feder, but I think we'll have to talk to her parents, after all...... This is not something that a 6-year-old can reach now. ”

……

After learning from her daughter that the teacher was coming to visit her home today, Lockie turned down all her weekend work and worked with her husband Lenny. Together, Feder is ready to welcome the arrival of the teacher and leave a good impression on the teacher.

"Who are you two looking for?" Lenny and Roxie open the door thinking that the teacher has arrived, but they see a pair of hot male girls standing outside the door.

"Hello, I'm Higgins' art teacher, April." Aprile introduced herself with a smile, and then looked at He Shan, "This Higgins's homeroom teacher, He Shan." ”

"God, are all the current teachers so spicy (handsome)!" Lenny and Roxie were so shocked that they blurted out.

"Honey, how come you have forgotten what the teacher is like?"

"No, didn't you send your child to school on the first day of school?"

After entering the house, He Shan frowned and listened to the whispered conversation of the two couples, and then gave Aprile a look, telling her not to waste time and go straight to the point.

For the virtues of these two couples, Ho Shan knows who made one of them look like comedian Adam Sandler, but now it is called Lenny. Feder, is a Hollywood star agent. On the other hand, he himself had seen himself dancing in a bar in Mexico, but is now a fashion designer.

Lenny. Feder is a childish boy who doesn't grow up, and a few of his old classmates who live in the same town in the same class spend their days in the town, making a lot of ridiculous and nonsensical anecdotes.

Not only them, but there are also a lot of weirdos in this town, such as a bald patrolman who loves to play treasure and looks like a big shark, and a group of college students who like to wear bikinis to wash people's cars and make extra money.

"What!?"

When Lenny and Roxie saw what their daughter had brought, they were immediately shocked and bounced off the couch.

Lenny and Roxie wanted to quibble about whether the thing wasn't theirs, but when they saw the size, they stopped eating and lowered their heads.

The accusation is definitely wanted, but it is April, the teacher, who will do it.

And Ho Shan took out Higgins's homework, scribbled and changed it, and painted the homework that the turtle couldn't read, and put it in front of Lenny and Roxie.

They are all adults, He Shan didn't say anything, it was pointless to say more. If they really love their children, they will definitely reflect on it.

……

"I heard you dated April yesterday?" Sturdy is muscular, shiny big bald head. It doesn't look like a messy Steve. Austin found Ho Shan the next day. He was April's best seeker in town, the most likely to get to base, and the fierce one.

"Yes, let's go to the students' homes together for home visits." He Shan corrected his homework without raising his head.

Austin, who was ignored, rudely snatched He Shan's real graded homework, "What about after that, didn't you go to the movies and get coffee, take a walk by the lake or something?"

You'd better be honest and don't let me stuff it in your eyes! ”

The level of foreigners' questioning is low, and they come and go with a few swearing words. He Shan touched the cigarette case, and when he saw that there were no other teachers in the office, he got up and lit a cigarette, "Let's go, go outside, and I'll explain to you slowly." ”

"Bell bell bell ......" just rang at this time.

So He Shan stopped and snuffed out the unfinished cigarette, and then took Austin to the gymnasium.

Austen was a tough guy who didn't ask anything, and the very single-minded man followed behind, as if he had eaten what he wanted.

"Today I will teach you how to fight back when you encounter bad guys." Looking at the 20 students standing in two rows from high to low, He Shan didn't talk nonsense and went straight to the topic.

"This is a teaching assistant specially invited by the teacher today, Austin. Everyone applauded and welcomed. ”

As soon as the words fell, the applause quickly sounded.

"Hello everyone, hello everyone." In the face of the child's enthusiastic applause, Austin, who graduated from this school 30 years ago, immediately nodded embarrassedly and shyly.

"Alright, sit down and watch carefully." He Shan was dissatisfied that the applause lasted too long, and then said to Austin: "Now use your right fist to hit my left cheek." ”

"What?" Austin wondered if she had misheard.

He Shan repeated: "Hit me on the left side of the face with your right hook." ”

"Are you sure my fists are heavy!" Austin clenched his fists loudly, and after making sure he heard correctly, he didn't hesitate to unleash a standard right hook.

"Block, grab, drag!" He Shan first blocked the incoming fist, then grabbed his right arm, and then took a step back, and Austin instantly lost his center of gravity and fell on the wooden plank.

"Wow......!" The students immediately let out an exclamation, their eyes shining with little stars, and they looked at their teachers in a blink of an eye.

"Have you seen it all clearly, have you learned it?" He Shan asked.

"Too fast, didn't see it."

"Then I'll do it all over again." He Shanjiao looked at Austin, who had already gotten up.

"You just got lucky, you know?" Austin explained.

"So what?" He Shanlai's calculations, he had thought about this class for a long time, but he couldn't find a suitable candidate, if it weren't for the idiot in front of him to hit the muzzle of the gun himself, he planned to find a parent who had nothing to do to help.

"That's my answer...... Austin repeated what he had just done, throwing punches and then losing his center of gravity and throwing forward.

This is a typical set of kung fu with strength, the more powerful the attacker punches, the easier it is for the defender, which is very suitable for weak people to learn to defend themselves.

"I've seen it all, I've been slower than just now." He Shan looked at some of the boys comparing their models, and asked.

"No, it's too fast!" It was the girls who answered.

"Okay, let's do it again!" He Shan turned his head to look at Austin, who didn't know where he lost, "Don't be in a daze, hurry up." ”

"Hmph, come again!"

With one fall after another, Austin finally lost his arrogance at the beginning, and was full of doubts to do it with the students, listening to He Shan explain the principles.