Chapter 5: A Harmonious Gesture
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Wu Yunuo is a girl who likes nothing for long.
When I was a child, I loved to eat ham, after eating for a while, I would vomit when I saw others eating, I liked to play parallel bars in junior high school, and then I never touched it again, and I took a detour when I passed by, so after wearing a leopard print autumn coat for a month, she couldn't accept it in her heart, besides, she didn't like leopard print.
Let her hate it for so long, it can be regarded as benevolent and righteous.
In the end, with the excitement of breaking out of the cocoon and becoming a butterfly, she hid her sister's pager to blackmail her sister.
A little too clever, o(* ̄) ̄*)o.
Based on her long-term observation and understanding of her sister, this pager is definitely unusual, I heard that it is a pager used by my sister's previous boyfriend, but I heard that because it has been immersed in seawater for a long time, it has lost its function.
When my sister has nothing to do, she uses it to explode in the sun.
What a godsend.
Although, when he took it, he almost burned Wu Yunuo's little paws.
Sure enough, when Wu Yunuo proposed to use this as an exchange condition, her sister choked Wu Yunuo's neck with lightning speed.
The effect is there, and the reaction is also there, which is unexpectedly strong!
At that time, Wu Yunuo's eyes looked at the cyan wooden ceiling in a trance, and he felt that his life was in danger this time, and his sister was really crazy.
Fortunately, at the moment when Wu Yunuo was about to die and fall into a coma, her sister regained a little bit of normal consciousness, and did not ask for her sister's life, and then she just cried vigorously, crying and shouting, "Wow, wow, wow", Wu Yunuo, who was motionless on the floor, looked at her crazy sister in such a daze, and threw the quilts, pillows, books and other miscellaneous items in her sister's eyes to the floor one by one.
At that moment, Wu Yunuo was sincerely frightened and regretted moving his sister's pager.
After Xiao Gengming heard the movement of the Wu family, he hurriedly rushed in, and saw a scene that worried him, he threw the troublesome pager in his hand to the almost crazy Zheng Shaojun, and directly picked up Wu Yunuo who was lying on the floor and left the Wu family.
He looked down at the sluggish Wu Yunuo, who didn't say a word along the way.
The distance was only fifty meters, Xiao Gengming noticed that his heart was hot and humid, and halfway through, Wu Yunuo shouted for Xiao Gengming to let her down, she said, this is not like words.
Although, she enjoyed it a lot.
Xiao Gengming was a little cramped, especially when there were neighbors passing by in the alley to see this scene, but he didn't think about it so much when he was in a hurry just now. He wanted to ask Wu Yunuo if he was okay, right? However, Wu Yunuo, who was still in tears just now, is now a different look.
If two people are judged.
"You know, my sister can't look at it with normal human eyes, actually, most of the time, she's still very good to me."
"Really?" Xiao Gengming stared at the two very red five-finger prints on Wu Yunuo's neck.
"Oh, okay, okay, isn't it okay now? The fortune teller has already calculated for me, I am a rich and noble Wangfu life, I will not die so early, today is a rebirth after the catastrophe, there will be a blessing, there will be a blessing. Wu Yunuo laughed.
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Not surprisingly, after Wu Yunuo returned home, her sister was very sorry to lead her to the table, ready to settle the misunderstanding between them with delicious food.
If it weren't for the sisterhood, Wu Yunuo might have eaten a little less, for the deep friendship between sisters, Wu Yunuo ate a round stomach and a stomach to support it, so as to reduce the estrangement in her sister's heart.
For the sake of this half-sister, who is occasionally crazy, occasionally warm, and occasionally angry, Wu Yunuo enjoys everything with peace of mind.
And, for the sake of my sister's regret that she was not taken care of by her biological father since she was a child, this twenty-four filial sister, Wu Yunuo decided that she couldn't escape.
Moreover, if she starts holding grudges at a young age, Wu Yunuo will feel extremely troubled, especially if she and her sister share a bed every night.
"Have you eaten enough? Is it enough? It was rare for my sister to ask Wu Yunuo with such concern, naturally Wu Yunuo would not let this warmth disappear so quickly, "Sister, can you have another basket of bean paste buns, or tenderloin cakes?" ”
"Okay, good, !! right away"
Wu Yunuo touched his stomach with satisfaction, and then wiped his mouth.
People are not infatuated with young people, they are talking about the number one person of their sister, who dares to fight hard with their own sister for the belongings of their former boyfriend, which is really a rare spectacle.
A rare pervert!!
"Sister, hand me the hot sauce."
"Sister, and vinegar."
"Sister, pour me a glass of water."
Wu Yunuo was very unashamed to call Zheng Shaojun, who was silent and made amends.
Since I can remember, almost every once in a while, Wu Yunuo will have such treatment.
It's really a very regular reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao!
But then again, although my sister is arrogant and domineering, Wu Yunuo is lazy!
Accommodating each other, accommodating each other!
While her sister suppressed and tossed Wu Yunuo, she also acted as a series of housework such as washing clothes for Wu Yunuo, folding quilts, wiping tables, and cleaning up beds.
Every time I see my sister taking care of so many housework, Wu Yunuo feels that she has not been happy for a long time, which can be regarded as her sister's punishment for "serious interference" in herself.
Halfway through the meal, Lao Wu and Mrs. Wu came back with their third sister, and it was rare to see a peaceful home, and Father Wu showed an unbelievable smile, which was very gratifying.
A gesture of harmony.
Wu Yunuo was full of food and drink, so he withdrew from the dining table to the bedroom, first, he didn't want Lao Wu and Mrs. Wu to see the traces of his sister's crime on his neck, and secondly, Lao Wu must start to tell the same story of the old Red Army of his grandfather's house, every time Lao Wu went back to his grandfather's house, he would dutifully convey the instructions of his superiors, and spare no effort to tell the old story before.
Now, with his sister, Wu Yunuo, a character whose ears are calloused, will not be dragged out by Lao Wu Qiang to listen, and not long after, Lao Wu's solemn speech in the old tune sounded in the restaurant: "Bitter or not, think about the Red Army 25,000 ......"
After a while, my sister also entered the bedroom.
In the past, when I was very young, my sister avoided Lao Wu's cookie-cutter story in this way, and this time too, because I had to help Lao Wu fulfill the task assigned by my superiors, I listened to it hard, and I didn't see my sister's loss.
At this time, my sister is the most lost, maybe she misses her biological father, right? Because it was always at this time that my sister would look up at the sky and stand motionless in front of the windowsill.
"Can the chief be quiet, I want to review my homework." Wu Yunuo shouted loudly, and then pretended to glance at his stunned sister unintentionally, "Oh, my own sister, do you want to be an astronomer?" Or do you want to burn the sky with fireworks? Don't be so serious, okay? ”
"Delay time." My sister came back to her senses.
"What time?"
"Your leopard years will be extended indefinitely......"
It's really a disaster from heaven, and the sky doesn't fulfill people's wishes!! Wu Yunuo let out a roar and called out to Lao Wu, who was deepening the education of his little sister, "Dad, can you buy me new clothes this weekend?" ”
"When you are studying, you can wear clothes to wear, don't be too picky, hasn't your sister already bought you a lot?"
"You're all in this together! It's all in one group! Wu Yunuo gritted his teeth angrily and stared at his sister desperately, until the sister's "shelling" was ushered in, and the sisters' bedroom jumped up as usual, and the battle started again, Mrs. Wu reluctantly turned up the sound of the TV to the highest, and Lao Wu covered her little daughter's ears and went to the master bedroom.
Wu Yunuo dreamed of growing up quickly, and at that time, he could return the fists that his sister had beaten him.
In other words, how can you grow up so slowly? Could it be that with my sister, time is scared to pee?