Chapter 644: Sins Deep
How could Luo Fat admit what he had done, he said innocently: "I don't understand what's going on, those gerbils poured out of the hole, jumped out of the sand pit, and then chased after us frantically. ”
"No, I can clearly see that some gerbils in those gerbils are on fire, these fires must be caused by their spontaneous combustion, right?" Jiang Yan immediately questioned.
"This ...... Well, I didn't see how those gerbils caught fire, maybe they did cause the fire because of spontaneous combustion, and then they all ran out. Luo Fatzi's eyes rolled and he continued to quibble.
Xu Weidong and Zeng Xuhui, who were riding a camel next to Luo Fatzi, immediately admired the words in Luo Fatman's mouth, and they couldn't make up this kind of nonsense, they really couldn't accept it.
"Fatty, your lie is really uncomprehensible, gerbils will spontaneously combust? Have you heard of this? Wu Ze didn't believe Luo Fatzi's words at all, he saw Luo Fatzi's eyes rolling around, and he knew that what Luo Fatzi said was not the truth.
"Brother Ze, you can't say that, can you? Are all the things we haven't heard of are fake? There are so many things in this world that we have never heard of, is it true that everything else is false except for what we know? Luo Fatzi waved his arms and said very passionately.
Not to mention, Luo Fatzi's specious truth is indeed difficult to refute, and for a while, Wu Ze was also speechless by him.
It's a pity that when Luo Fatzi said this, he completely forgot that he was still carrying a small barrel of gasoline in his hand, the atmosphere was really tense just now, Luo Fatzi only cared about running away, he was carrying this small oil barrel, and he didn't think to put it up at all, and now, on a whim, he waved the arm carrying the oil barrel.
Wu Ze immediately saw the oil drum that Luo Fat Man was carrying, and he immediately understood what was going on, so he stared at Luo Fatzi's left hand holding the oil barrel and asked, "Fat man, let's not go so far, I want to know now why you are carrying a bucket of gasoline in your left hand?" ”
was asked by Wu Ze like this, Luo Fatzi felt a thrill in his heart, it's over, he got carried away and was arrested, he hated it in his heart, why didn't he think of eliminating the evidence in his hand?
There was no way, Luo Fatzi could only reply hesitantly: "Ze...... Brother Ze, if I say that I am carrying this oil drum just to exercise, will you believe it? ”
"Poof......" Jiang Yan and Liu Rumei couldn't help laughing.
And Xu Weidong and Zeng Xuhui, after hearing what Luo Fatzi said, they directly covered their faces with their hands speechlessly, as accomplices in this joint crime, they all blushed for Luo Fatzi's inconsequential defense.
Wu Ze looked at Fat Luo with a smile, and said slowly: "Fatty, do you believe this kind of thing when you say it yourself?" Can I understand this as an insult to my intelligence with this sentence? ”
"Brother Ze, it's nothing, I'm just saying it casually, don't take it seriously." Luo Fatzi explained curtly.
"Comrade Fatty, then please explain, why do you have a bucket of gasoline in your hand? What the hell are you carrying this barrel of gasoline for? Or is it something that has already been done? Wu Ze continued to ask.
"Alas, this is a long story," Luo Fatzi's face turned red, and then he hung his head and told the process ......of setting fire to the gerbils before.
After listening to the story told by Luo Fatzi, except for Xu Weidong and Zeng Xuhui, everyone else in the delegation was dumbfounded, and the reason why they were driven away by gerbils turned out to be that these three guys played on a whim.
Jiang Yan, who was frightened just now, said angrily: "I'll just say, good and decent, how can there be so many gerbil riots, it turns out that the culprits are the three of you, especially the fat man, you are the first evil, and you must be criticized." ”
"We didn't know that there were so many gerbils hiding in that hole, otherwise how would we have done such a thing, alas, it was all an unexpected accident." Luo Fatzi drooped his head, and his mouth was still defending himself.
"Yo ho, fat man, it seems that you are not going to admit your mistake, do you? Don't make excuses for yourself, if you don't do those boring actions, where will those gerbils come out and scare people? Jiang Yan continued to educate.
"Yan'er is right, fat brother, you really hurt others and yourself this time, you set a fire, burned countless gerbils to death, not to mention, and scared us people to flee in embarrassment, you are deeply guilty!" Liu Rumei also joined the crusade.
Immediately afterwards, the other members of the expedition also took turns to bombard the three guys with a verbal bombardment, denouncing their previous misdeeds and listing various crimes for their misdeeds, starting with endangering the survival of species and ending with their actions affecting the movement of the earth.
The more these guys talked, the more unscrupulous they became, and in the end, everyone agreed to expel the three guys from the ball, buy a one-way ticket to Mars for the three of them, and let them roll to Mars.
However, in the process of criticism, the three members of the criminal gang led by Luo Fatzi have already bowed their heads and confessed their guilt, and they have never raised any objections to the punishment, looking like they are going to be beaten and killed.
In view of their good attitude in admitting guilt, the three female judges led by Jiang Yan unanimously determined that they still had hope of reform, so they made a decision to suspend the execution of the sentence, intending to let them make meritorious contributions to the crime in order to see the after-effects.
Seeing these young people in the team fighting there, even Zhang Qichen, who is usually more serious, was overwhelmed, he didn't stop these guys from fighting, as long as they weren't sloppy at work, Zhang Qichen didn't mind letting them adjust the atmosphere by themselves, after all, the process of marching in the desert was too boring.
These guys talked nonsense for a while, and then they remembered that because everyone was only thinking about running away in a hurry just now, they hadn't made a plan for the next trip.
So everyone stopped the camel, turned over and jumped off the camel's back, and got together to discuss the next itinerary.
It was now their fifth day in the desert, and they had seriously deviated from their original route because of yesterday's run, and if they wanted to return to their original route, they would have to make a big turn, which would be a long way off.