Chapter 142: Tang Poetry and Song Ci
What to do?
Yuan Qiu suddenly moved, took this piece of paper and walked towards Shang Yanqing, pointed to the English letters on it and said: "I'll test you first, how should this sentence be translated into Chinese?" ”
Shang Yanqing looked at the line of English letters on the word, and her face instantly turned red, if she said the meaning of this English paragraph, Yuan Qiu would have to kill her.
Seeing that Shang Yanqing's expression was a little abnormal, Liu Sanshi urged: "Assistant Shang, what are you grinding?" Mr. Yuan, this is testing you, you can't disgrace our company. ”
Shang Yanqing was forced to be helpless, so he had to mutter: "Don't be embarrassed!" ”
Liu Sanshi shouted at Shang Yanqing again: "You be louder, don't hum, don't pretend to understand if you don't understand." Mr. Yuan Qiu came back from studying in the UK, and he speaks English chirp, don't try to fool him. ”
Shang Yanqing looked at Yuan Qiu, and his voice was a little louder: "Don't be embarrassed!" ”
Liu Sanshi looked at Yuan Qiu with a smile and asked, "Mr. Yuan Qiu, is that what you mean?" ”
Yuan Qiu's head nodded like a chicken chattering rice: "That's it, that's what it means." ”
In fact, Yuan Qiu also understood in his heart that Liu Sanshi was teasing him. He guessed that some time ago at the Seine Western Restaurant, Liu Sanshi might have noticed that he couldn't understand the English menu. Otherwise, he wouldn't have embarrassed him with this.
Yuan Qiu's heart was weak for a while, but he had to continue to pretend to be a calf. He is now pursuing Xia Lu, if Xia Lu knows that he is just a useless embroidered pillow, then he will stop eating completely.
Now, he just escaped this disaster by relying on his cleverness. The same method, it is impossible for him to use it twice in front of Liu Sanshi in a row. If Liu Sanshi continues to embarrass him with English, he will be completely blind.
Shang Yanqing was more nervous than Yuan Qiu, and she could also see that Liu Sanshi was changing his methods to humiliate Yuan Qiu. Yuan Qiu is such a stupid thing, if she is molested by Liu Sanshi, then she will be in trouble.
Hurry up and slip away.
Shang Yanqing pretended to be very anxious and fled the office in a panic.
Shang Yanqing left, Yuan Qiu was even more embarrassed, and he slandered in his heart: This woman of the eighth grandson of the king, can you also see that labor and capital are foreign?
That's not going to work.
Liu Sanshi's attention must be diverted to other aspects.
Thinking of this, Yuan Qiu said: "Although the British are very particular about gentlemanly demeanor, in terms of cultural heritage, they are worse than our country, in comparison, I still value our country's culture more." ”
"Oh? Listening to your words, you must have studied the culture of our country very much? Liu Sanshi showed a curious expression, "What are you good at in terms of Mr. Yuan Qiu?" ”
At this moment, Lu Yanli pushed open the door and walked in.
Lu Yanli is the most beautiful and coquettish girl in the housekeeping service company of all beautiful female college students, and she is also the object of Shang Yanqing's key cultivation.
Seeing Lu Yanli, Yuan Qiu's eyes lit up green.
Yuan Qiu also understood in his heart that Liu Sanshi was changing his method to tease him, he originally planned to hug him, but when he saw Lu Yanli, he really couldn't hold it, in front of such a beautiful and coquettish girl, he was uncomfortable not to sigh.
Yuan Qiu touched his nose, shook his head and said, "If you want to talk about research, it should be Tang poetry and Song poetry." ”
"That's great! Mr. Yuan Qiu, you will give Assistant Lu a good lecture on the essence of Tang poems and Song lyrics today. Speaking of this, Liu Sanshi pointed at Lu Yanli and introduced to Yuan Qiu, "This is Lu Yanli's assistant in our company. ”
"Assistant Lu, I'm glad to be there!" Yuan Qiu exaggeratedly stretched out his right hand to Lu Yanli, and at the same time, his left hand was also slightly expanded, making a gesture of hugging at any time.
Lu Yanli just shook her arms at Yuan Qiu, and did not cater to his movements.
Yuan Qiu was a little embarrassed for a while, looked at Liu Sanshi, then at Lu Yanli, coughed a few times, and said, "Then I'll recite a few Tang poems." ”
Noon on hoe day
Farmers work hardest
Half a bowl of rice per meal
Seven taels of soil inside
Yuan Qiu shook his head and finished reciting, looked at Liu Sanshi and said, "How is it?" You alright? ”
Liu Sanshi frowned, looked at Lu Yanli and said, "Assistant Lu, what do you think?" ”
Lu Yanli shook her head and said, "Mr. Yuan Qiu, looking at your shaking head, you must be very proud of your own masterpiece." I didn't want to pour cold water on you, but it's too bad for you to tamper with this ancient poem, I have to say a few words to you. This kind of tampering by yours is completely contempt and discrimination against the peasants, which is not good. How many lifetimes have passed, the peasants are the ancestors of your family, you can't entertain your ancestors like this, right? ”
Yuan Qiu looked at Lu Yanli and said, "Hehe! If you say so, my ancestor is still a monkey! ”
Yuan Qiu made a gesture of scratching his ears and cheeks, and then said, "Beauty, don't you like this kind of tone?" Okay, I'll recite another tune for you, listen to it! ”
As he spoke, Yuan Qiu shook his head and recited:
Goose goose goose
The song sings to the sky
The white bun pouted in his mouth
The tiger's paw touches down
Liu Sanshi's brows furrowed even tighter.
Yuan Qiu looked like he didn't know whether he was alive or dead, his eyes looked at Lu Yanli without blinking, and his eyes were full of evil spirit.
"Big beauty, do you know the meaning of this poem?"
Lu Yanli covered her ears and shouted: "Don't listen to the dog's chanting." ”
Yuan Qiu squeezed his eyebrows and shook his head and explained: "Big beauty, don't think about it!" This poem is actually an anagram. ”
"The riddle is in the last two sentences, let me explain it to you. Bai Bao puffs in his mouth, which means that the Mo word on the right side of the bun is removed, leaving a food word next to it, and the tiger palm touches down, which is to take the part below the tiger word, that is, the few words, the left is next to the food word, and the right is a few words, together, it is the hungry word. ”
Shang Yanqing pursed his lips: "No amount of explanation can hide your ugly soul." ”
Yuan Qiu looked at Lu Yanli with a cheap smile on his face and said, "Big beauty, haven't you been covering your ears all the time?" In fact, you are also covering up, the more you cover up, the more interested you are, since you like it so much, then I will recite a more exciting song for you. ”
As he spoke, Yuan Qiu shook his head and recited again.
During the day you go first
It only stays at night
It's a matter of pleasure
It's still the eighteenth floor
After reciting, Yuan Qiu explained to Lu Yanli in a cheap manner: "This poem is actually still a puzzle of anagrams, the Japanese characters under the white characters have entered, and only one point above is left, and the evening characters at night, take the upper left part is a bald treasure cover, plus that point is a treasure cover, eighteen together is a wooden character, the treasure cover head and the wooden character are combined, which is the Song character of the Song Dynasty." ”