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In the morning, after Wu Yunuo finished eating his mother's new dish of corn dipped in sesame sauce, he went out of the house in a high-spirited manner, and before he could react, he was kissed on the cheek by the oncoming sister.

Wu Yunuo, who was harmed, curled up, leaned against the corner of the wall, and trotted all the way out of the alley.

After coming to school, he was entangled by Wei Xiaobai, who was talking nonsense in the class next door.

"Wu Yunuo, I felt a torrential force hitting my internal organs violently last night, unblocking my limbs, this morning, I expected that I should be tall, and now it should be almost 1.7 meters."

"Wu Yunuo, I even feel that my voice is surprisingly lubricated and high-pitched, if I participate in the next "Super Girl", it will not be long before my title album can be bought in the world or even outer space or the galaxy."

"Wu Yunuo, I think I may not be just Wei Xiaobai's identity, it's not scientific at all, I think there must be something I haven't discovered, I have to find another me, and my life can be fulfilled."

"Also, recently, I always dreamed that I was eating children in my dreams, I was so hungry that I didn't even survive the earth, so that Chen Baiting's disappearance was very beautiful, I kissed him, and he disappeared, and finally took away my stinky socks, what do you say he has a fetish?"

After Wei Xiaobai evolved Chen Baiting and Li Wen into brothers one by one, his brain was not under his control, and he often talked nonsense, and kept emphasizing, "Wu Yunuo, you must be admitted to the same university as me, otherwise, who will listen to my wonderful ideas?" ”

Wu Yunuo rolled his eyes that might have spasmodic eye disease, "Wei Xiaobai, can you let me enter the classroom first and put down the five-kilogram backpack." ”

"Yes, yes." Wei Xiaobai made a gesture and respectfully invited Wu Yunuo to enter the third class.

Just put down the backpack that was about to crush his shoulders, and wanted to go back to comfort Wei Xiaobai, who still had to be reclaimed for his emotional experience, but he bumped into Sheng Jizhou, who suddenly straightened his waist and pulled the zipper down to reveal a whole shirt button, seeing that he was angry and brushed the proud three-centimeter skyrocketing hair with his hand, and then shook it off and stopped in front of Wu Yunuo.

"Early in the morning. What's the fuss? Wu Yunuo pushed Sheng Jizhou's chest.

Recently, the school has become popular in the classic scenes in "Journey to the West: The Great Sage Marrying", especially Sheng Jizhou, every time he sees Wu Yunuo, he scratches his head and imitates the supreme treasure played by Xing Ye.

Now, Xing Ye's classic line, "There was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, the most painful thing in the world is nothing more than this, if God can give me a chance to do it again, I will say three words to that girl: I love you, if I have to add a deadline to this love, I hope it is...... 10,000 years. "It has become popular all over the country, and of course, it has made the sound of glamour all the time prevalent, as well as the three middle schools with hormones skyrocketing, and the love saint has skyrocketed.

According to Wu Yunuo, Sheng Jizhou was the most poisoned and was hopeless.

"Wu Yunuo, did you leave something in my heart?" Sheng Jizhou started his day of performance again.

"No, no, I left something in Tang Seng's heart, don't believe you to take a look?"

"No, no, no, the master won't be like that. Besides, you are not the king of the daughter country. ”

"I'm not a white bone spirit or a purple fairy." Wu Yunuo held his forehead, "Also, don't you want to openly compete with Xiao Gengming for the first place in the grade?" So idle? ”

"This doesn't seem to be."

"Also, you can't always surpass him."

"Who said that?! If you don't believe me, try it! ”

"So, what did you say you wanted to compete fairly with him that day?"

Sheng Jizhou's cheeks flushed, and then he said confidently, "Nothing else, it's just to be the first in the grade." It's a gentleman who has to be positive! ”

That tone, that momentum, Wu Yunuo was shocked when he heard it. And Chen Baiting, who was silently reading books and watching a good show, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Come to think of it, this difficulty is no less than climbing Mount Everest, with countless casualties and very few chances of success!

Wu Yunuo patted Sheng Jizhou on the shoulder comfortingly, "Classmate Sheng, hurry up and rush towards Mount Everest!" ”

Sheng Jizhou was not discouraged at all, pulled Wu Yunuo's neckline, and said affectionately, "When I win the exam, you must give me a stamp, then I will be your person." ”

Let's just say, Sheng Jizhou's poisoning is too deep! In order to cooperate with him, Wu Yunuo immediately said something that was enough to make her bite her tongue and commit suicide a hundred times, "Okay, well, when the time comes, you will be a disciplined character like my donkey." ”

To say that the power of the masses is broad and profound, especially the power of gossip, soon, Wu Yunuo's words spread to the next class, that is, the brother class of the same class teacher and the same substitute teacher---- fourth class.

That is, Xiao Gengming's fourth class!!

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Wu Yunuo, who has no romantic cells at all, called the scene of her passing by Xiao Gengming in the corridor as God's guidance: Xiao Gengming must have heard it, so it's a good thing that he ignores me.

Then, when I met Xiao Gengming in the school cafeteria at noon, Wu Yunuo was sitting in the most conspicuous position in the cafeteria, sending a chopstick spicy vermicelli to his mouth, some hot, some numb, and some spicy, it was a little difficult to swallow, and it was a bit ruin to spit it out.

If it weren't for the temporary extra classes at noon at school, and one plus would be a whole month, Wu Yunuo wouldn't want to eat in the school cafeteria, you know, her eating appearance has always been very obscene.

Last time, Xiao Gengming carried Lin Xi and witnessed her hideousness and obscenity at the barbecue food stall, and now, I am afraid that the entire campus has witnessed it.

"Wu Yunuo, can't you just order something?"

"I can't."

Seeing that Wu Yunuo was unmoved by his persuasion, Wei Xiaobai confided in the last secret in his heart, "Wu Yunuo, eating with you these days has left sequelae. ”

"What after-effects?"

Then, Wei Xiaobai carefully and boldly described how he saw Wu Yunuo in his dream with flaming red lips, grabbing a pheasant with his bare hands, eating a big gulp of tea on blood stains, and finally turning into a terrifying scene of a toad covered in pimples.

Especially when he saw Li Shuqi next to him munching on a chicken leg, he retched.

Li Shuqi listened with a pleasant face, "What's this?" Wu Yunuo still has many vices! Do you think I've been the director of the neighborhood committee for so many years? What things haven't she seen? As he spoke, he took another bite of chicken legs, and Wei Xiaobai retched again.