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I don't know if it's because of the root cause of the sneer, anyway, Sheng Jizhou studies various ways to make cold jokes an exclusive secret every day.

Then, often in the silence of the classroom, a sneer is heard.

"Sheng Jizhou's cold joke is really cold." Li Shuqi sighed.

"It won't be long before he will definitely become a ruthless character in the world of cold jokes." Wu Yunuo drew conclusions while reading, and Sheng Jizhou's melodious magnetic voice came from the left, "There is a freshman in high school who is showing off the cheat sheet she prepared on the seat of the final examination room, and ten minutes later, the exam starts, and the man in white who is sitting silently behind her reading a book calmly walks to the podium......"

"On New Year's Day, the head teacher asked Sheng Jizhou to prepare a cold joke skewer."

"It seems that Sheng Jizhou will rely on cold jokes to make a name for himself in the future."

"I'm almost done, remember to laugh."

"Got it." Wu Yunuo closed the textbook, smiled brightly at Sheng Jizhou, and then turned around mechanically and continued to read K.

Sheng Jizhou saw that after Wu Yunuo heard his cold jokes, he continued to write K, and continued the behavior of Kshu throughout the whole process, extremely dissatisfied, this behavior is not good.

It is clearly an act of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge!

So, Sheng Jizhou got out of his seat, jumped up, and held the textbook Wu Yunuo was reading in his hand.

"Sheng Jizhou, don't make trouble, give it back to me." Wu Yunuo was choked by Sheng Jizhou's sudden behavior, maybe the breakfast had not been completely digested, and he wanted to re-roll the rhythm.

"Isn't that funny joke I'm telling?"

Wu Yunuo was speechless for a while, saying that it was not funny, and it was not funny, after all, she had always been a good boy who was more frank, so she had to shake her head with a dry smile and then nodded, and then shook her head again.

"Then I'll tell you a funnier ...... than just now" Sheng Jizhou changed his strength just now, and then turned into a flattering situation.

"It's funny, it's funny." Wu Yunuo felt that he should adhere to the weird characteristics of "duplicity" as a girl.

However, Sheng Jizhou clearly didn't just want this to be the end, he actually hugged Wu Yunuo's shoulder too intimately, and pretended to pat his right shoulder very casually, "Okay, I know it's not funny, how can you deal with me at will?" ”

Wu Yunuo's neck shrunk, and his heart tightened, what happened? I used to be so fooled by similar situations!

When he was planning to sincerely apologize to Sheng Jizhou in a standard military posture, Sheng Jizhou laughed, and then the people around him laughed.

"Okay, teasing you?" Sheng Jizhou's laughter became more and more rampant.

This kind of scene is like when you are about to walk into the station, someone in front of you suddenly runs fast, and you will run with it, and finally you find that others have just met acquaintances, and you think you are going to miss the bus.

However, dear Sheng Jizhou, you guessed it once. The truth is something that will make you laugh.

Of course, I, Wu Yunuo, am a sympathetic character, so I don't want to make you cry.

Wu Yunuo also laughed, maybe the laughter was too high, which affected those usually serious upstream students, especially Xiao Gengming, who was staring at Wu Yunuo, his eyes kept staring at the shoulder that was holding Sheng Jizhou's arm.

Wu Yunuo was sincerely frightened, and left Sheng Jizhou's still warm embrace.

It's as natural as a loyal dog wagging its tail when it sees its owner.

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In the last self-study class near the end of school, Wu Yunuo received a note from Xiao Gengming's classmates, which said: Let's go to eat food stalls together.

The time, place, and people are all not explained.

In this case, the arrogant Wu Yunuo will not agree.

glanced at it with his peripheral vision, Xiao Gengming in the back right was burying his head in reading and writing the test paper, as if this note appeared out of thin air, which was really confusing.

So, Wu Yunuo wrote with a pen, "Okay. ”

She actually wrote "good", and even she almost became depressed.

Well, knowing that you don't care about the details of the boy, I'll be reluctant to accommodate it once. Wu Yunuo muttered to himself.

If Wu Yunuo knew that this was a well-planned Hongmen banquet, she really wanted to go back in time and send that timeless note into the eighteenth layer of hell.

The situation is that after school at that time, Xiao Gengming attended the food stall with the inseparable Lin Tongtable, as if Lin Tongtable was not suitable for the eating environment of "roasting kidneys" and "roasting large intestines", and there were obvious adverse reactions in the second and third degrees, sometimes covering his chest, sometimes covering his nose, sometimes frowning, and his body was extremely weak.

Xiao Gengming is either shushing the cold or asking for warmth, and has been asking Lin Tongtable if he wants to order something else.

As for Wu Yunuo, he once asked Xiao Gengming to pour vinegar for himself two or three times, and he had to do it.

Both of them have changed their temperaments!

"If you don't pour vinegar for me, I won't eat it."

"Eating barbecue and vinegar will taste weird." Xiao Gengming refused.

"I don't care, you can just give it to me anyway." Wu Yunuo pouted.

"Pour it yourself."

"If you don't pour it for me, I won't eat, and I'll be hungry to watch you eat." Wu Yunuo is stubborn and detached.

So, on the barbecue stand, there was a strange woman dipped in vinegar and skewers, smacking her lips while eating, her lips and meat skewers were stinging and grinding Mars, and then she looked at Lin Xi who was unaccustomed to the water and soil on the side with a hideous expression, "Do you want to take a bite?" ”

"No, I'll just drink mineral water." Lin Xi picked up the mineral water and drank a big sip, suppressing his shock.

"I didn't find you so jealous before." Xiao Gengming frowned and shook his head, his mouth couldn't help but feel a burst of sourness, "Look at you eating, it makes me sour." ”

"I'm not full, I want to add food." Wu Yunuo completely ignored Xiao Gengming's greetings, and only looked up at the barbecue ingredients not far away, "Boss, two more spicy roasted kidneys." ”

The barbecue stall owner waved his big arm and added two handfuls of chili noodles to the two strings of well-tested waists in his hand.

After eating, Wu Yunuo politely refused to continue to walk with Xiao Gengming and Lin Xi.

Maybe Wu Yunuo was too tactful, so that Xiao Gengming didn't hear Wu Yunuo's reluctance at all, and forced her to walk beside him, and Wu Yunuo had to reluctantly agree.

Then, he threw Lin Xi at the corner of the food stall.

Wu Yunuo walked on the way home, doing miserable self-reflection in his heart, blaming himself for walking too fast, so that Xiao Gengming didn't have time to take care of Lin Xi, who was extremely weak.

And in front of Xiao Gengming, he complained bitterly about him, and gave him a stern lecture on how he could let Lin Xi walk alone on the way home, and finally forced him to admit that he was a hypocrite who had abandoned and lost his conscience.

Going home and going to bed, Wu Yunuo, who was gradually sobering up, felt that he must not have gone to, but drunk, and he was still drunk, so he dared to do whatever he wanted.

The whole process, in one go, is very confident.