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Li Hao was waiting impatiently, and as soon as he saw Xue Yue'er coming in, he quipped: "Sister Yue'er, how many catties of old mud have been scraped off this time?" Wash for so long? It's more than six times longer than the first time I came to your house! ”
"Can you handle it?" Xue Yue'er comfortably took off her face towel, revealing her beautiful face again, and suddenly realized something, "What scraped off a few catties of old mud?" Do you think I'm a flower like you, so dirty? You're looking to fight! ”
Li Hao had already taken his clothes and fled downstairs.
"Count you as fast as you run!" Xue Yue'er stretched out her face out of the door, watched Li Hao escape downstairs, and then closed the door with a "bang".
"Sure enough, it's a beautiful young lady!" Coincidentally, Ah Mao had just brought some food to the guests, and happened to see Xue Yue'er's beautiful face without a face towel.
Li Hao had just come out of the bathhouse, and the little guy Ah Mao grabbed him: "Guest officer, do you want refreshments?" ”
"No, we're already full."
"As for the tea, it's free."
"Then you give it to me." Li Hao saw that he was entangled, and reached out to take him and hold the teapot.
Ah Mao put aside the tray with the teapot, "How can you let the guest officer do it himself!" I'll send it to you. ”
Li Hao didn't think much about it, just walked ahead and knocked on the door.
"Who!" Xue Yue asked in a coquettish voice.
"Me."
"Squeak", the door opened, and a snow-white little hand grabbed Li Hao's ear and lifted him in.
"You dare to come back!"
Ah Mao looked at Xue Yue'er, who was wearing coarse cloth clothes but had a very beautiful appearance, and couldn't help but look a little stupid, swallowing saliva, "grunting", and sliding up and down her throat.
Hearing a voice behind her, Xue Yue'er snorted, "Put the tea on the table, go down." ”
Suddenly I felt that something was wrong, so I grabbed the face towel I had just bought and wrapped it up.
Li Hao suddenly patted his head, "How did I forget this!" ”
Ah Mao came back to his senses, "Please rest in peace, you can call me up if you have something." He closed the door and walked out.
Until Ah Mao walked downstairs, Xue Yue'er was still following her bulging chest and glaring at Li Hao reproachfully, "Why did you bring this miscellaneous little guy up." ”
"It's just a miscellaneous one, so it shouldn't get in the way. Oh, Sister Yue'er, why are you bulging up there again? ”
Xue Yue'er lowered her head shyly, "Look at what, go to bed early." ”
When it came to sleeping, Li Hao yawned tiredly, "Hmm, I'm really tired, I really have to go to bed early!" ”
After speaking, he did not take off his clothes, but lay down on the bed, closed his eyes and slept.
Xue Yue'er stood there, a little in a dilemma, he couldn't say anything when he was asked to come down, he slept together, and he was a little shy, this place was not as good as the barren mountains and wilderness.
Grabbing the corner of his clothes and kneading it for about half a column, Li Hao had already fallen asleep.
Gritting his teeth at the end, he carefully grabbed the shoes on Li Hao's feet, pushed him inside, and lay down beside him in a gentle kimono, his face was already as red as fire, and his heart was beating like thunder.
Gradually, Xue Yue'er calmed down. She was so tired that after a while, she also closed her eyes and fell asleep.
Just as they were sleeping peacefully, there was a slight noise outside the window, followed by a few faint wisps of smoke coming in.
Li Hao, who was asleep, suddenly jerked his nostrils a few times, turned around, and fell into the corner of the bed.
After about half a pillar of incense, the smoke in the room grew thicker and thicker, and gradually faded again.
"Whoa",
The window door slammed open, and a thin figure crept in from the outside.
In the gray night, the figure had a thick cloth scarf covering his face, he walked to the bed of the two, pushed Xue Yue'er on the outermost part with his hand, and saw that he didn't react, so he pinched a few more handfuls on her face.
"Hehe, I slept so hard, I have to enjoy it tonight!"
After laughing a few times, the gray shadow still grabbed Li Hao's face inside uneasily, twisted it a few times, and saw that he didn't react, so he picked him up with both hands and threw him under the bed.
When the smoke inside cleared, the gray shadow closed the window door tightly, swallowed his saliva, and touched the side of the bed with rapid breathing.
"Wow, hiss"
In the pale white night, the gray shadow with a gray face couldn't wait to tear Xue Yue'er's clothes directly, while kissing her face greedily.
Under the bed, Li Hao moved slightly, got up from the ground gently, carefully looked at the gray shadow standing in front of the bed, made sure he hadn't found it yet, looked left and right for a while, grabbed a chair, and touched it like a cat.
"Smack"!
Li Hao grabbed the stool and smashed it hard, feeling that it was unreliable, so he smashed it down hard.
The thin figure, which was already naked, only snorted, and fell crookedly.
"Bang" on the floor.
Li Haoxin jumped violently, stood with a chair for a while, and then shook excitedly, touched the edge of the table, and lit the oil lamp with flint.
Xue Yue'er's clothes had been torn naked, and the snow-white was exposed on the bed, and the thin man with a masked face on the ground was lying crookedly under the bed, motionless.
Li Hao's eyes widened, and he slowly touched it, and his heart was beating non-stop.
He first reached out and probed the sniff of the thief who was lying on the ground, but he was not dead, and there was no blood flowing from his head.
Li Haocai walked to the side of the bed with confidence, pressed Xue Yue'er's forehead a few times, and Xue Yue'er sighed and woke up leisurely.
Xue Yue'er opened her eyes, looked at Li Hao, who was close to her face in a daze, and looked at her with concern, rubbed her head with her hand, which was still a little swollen, and suddenly felt that her body was cold, and looked down.
"Ahh
With a scream, Xue Yue'er grabbed the quilt to cover her body, swollen with a round face, suddenly moved forward, reached out and grabbed the ears of Li Hao, who had just shrunk his head in fright, and had no time to retreat, and glared at him angrily: "You're here to make it bad again, right?" My sister's body has already been seen by you, why did you get up in the middle of the night to make trouble? ”
"Let go, I didn't do it! Someone blew incense and lay down under the bed! ”
Xue Yue'er let go of Li Hao's ears, stretched out her head to look at the thin thief lying under the bed, naked, and turned into horror, "What? He didn't do anything to me, did he? ”
looked his whole body up and down in a panic, and suddenly hugged Li Hao, crying "wow".
Li Hao was hugged by her, and hurriedly pushed her, "Hey, Sister Yue'er, let go, this little thief hasn't been cleaned up yet!" ”
Xue Yue'er jumped off the bed angrily, and stretched out her little hand to Li Hao, "Give me a knife!" ”
Li Hao hurriedly hugged her, "Sister Yue'er, you can't mess around, you don't have an official, you have to pay for killing someone!" ”
"I don't care! I'm going to kill this thief!" Woohoo......"
Suddenly, his whole body was boneless, and he leaned on Li Hao weakly.
Li Hao carried her to the bed and covered her with a quilt, "You wait for me, I'll tie up this thief first, and then think about how to deal with it." ”
Xue Yue'er hugged the quilt and cried bitterly, "Don't think of a way, Li Hao, you help me kill him!" ”
Li Hao found the clothes that had been torn by the thief before, tied his hands behind his back, and even tied his feet, before he took off the face towel and looked, "Ah! How is he? ”
It turned out to be the little guy who was doing chores, but I don't know where he found this kind of indiscriminate incense used for stealing.
"Who is it?"
"That little boy at the inn!"
Xue Yue stopped crying and shrank in fear, "It can't be that you met a black shop, right?" Why don't we run away? He said he wanted to escape, but he hid in the quilt and shivered in fear.
Li Hao searched out the remaining incense from Ah Mao's body, grabbed a little bit and stuffed it into his mouth, then found Ah Mao's clothes, tore them and stuffed them into his mouth.
Then he tore his clothes and pants apart, and Xue Yue'er was so ashamed that she lay to the side with her head covered, temporarily stopping her crying. When they were all torn off, Li Hao grabbed a few more strips of cloth and tied him a few more times, tying them like zongzi, before stopping.
"Sister Yue'er, can you write?"
In the bed, Xue Yue'er said in a low voice: "What to do?" ”
"Regardless of whether this is a black shop or not, let's take this thief, write him a crime first, leave him here, and wait for the city gate to open tomorrow morning, and then we will go out of the city."
"Just kill with one sword!" Xue Yue'er gritted her teeth, poked her head out, and said hatefully.
"That's not going to work! If we do this, we will be caught and beheaded. ”
Li Hao looked left and right at the things in the room, "Without paper and ink, how can you write?" ”
Xue Yue'er said fiercely: "Write with his blood!" ”
Li Hao smiled, "That's right! However, I can't write, Sister Yue'er, you come down and write. ”
"You turn him over, and I'll come down!"
Li Hao flipped Ah Mao, who was tied up like a pig to be slaughtered, and Xue Yue'er jumped off the bed, "Give me the knife!" ”
Li Hao made a cut on Ah Mao's finger, saw the blood flowing like a fountain, hid the knife behind him, and did not hand it to Xue Yue'er, "You can write." ”
Xue Yue'er frowned, but she still squatted down and grabbed a piece of cloth, dipped it in blood and water, and shouted: "It's not enough, put it again!" ”
Li Hao grabbed the knife with both hands, "You must not mess around!" ”
Confirming that Xue Yue'er would not come over to grab the knife, she stabbed Ah Mao's other fingers hard, Xue Yue'er dipped her blood in water, and only then did Ah Mao write two crooked blood words on her back, "evil thief".
Suddenly, he still didn't understand his hatred, reached out and grabbed Li Hao's hand, and when he grabbed and pinched it, Li Hao felt that his whole hand had become wooden, and he didn't react, the knife had already reached Xue Yue'er's hand, and he was so frightened that he exclaimed, "Sister Yue'er, you must not mess around!" ”
Xue Yue'er backhanded a little, making Li Hao stop his voice.
As soon as Xue Yue'er snatched the knife, she first flipped Ah Mao's face, and engraved the word "evil thief" on it, and blood flowed his face.
After carving, he stabbed his hands, feet, and limbs four times, and broke all the tendons and tendons of his hands and feet. In the end, with a bite of the silver tooth, Ah Mao was flipped over, and another knife went down, cutting off his roots.
Then he threw the knife away, untied Li Hao's acupoint, hugged him and cried bitterly.
Li Hao helped Xue Yue'er to the bed, and then found a strip of cloth to wrap Ah Mao's still bleeding wound, and grabbed a sheet to cover it.
After doing all this, Li Haocai lay down on the bed tiredly, Xue Yue'er hugged him, and was still crying softly. Li Hao gently patted her back, and gradually fell asleep again.
It's really, so tired.
The first time the rooster crowed, Li Hao opened his hazy sleepy eyes in a daze, and looked at Xue Yue'er, who was still holding him tightly, with tears still on his face. Rubbed it for her with pity, and gently pushed her, "Sister Yue'er, it's time to go on the road!" ”
Xue Yue'er woke up and turned around, and when she saw that she was still holding Li Hao, she hurriedly let go of her hand, turned her head with a red face, and suddenly cried softly.
Li Hao stepped out of bed, "Sister Yue'er, don't cry, we should go." ”
Xue Yue snorted, "You go out first, okay?" ”
After saying this, she didn't care whether Li Hao went out or not, she just walked out of bed directly with her head down, dressed in clothes, secretly, and glanced at Li Hao twice.
Watching Xue Yue'er wrap the long white cloth belt that had been placed on the bed before, wrapping her breasts flat again, she nodded suddenly, "I said why I didn't see your white cloth belt before, it was originally used for this and redressing." ”
It wasn't until Xue Yue'er put on all the clothes in front of him like this, and finally looked at her face, "Sister Yue'er, you still have to think of a simple way to change your face, it's not a way to always smear the plaster like this."
Seeing that there was no special expression on Li Hao's face, Xue Yue'er's swollen-red face regained its snow-white color, became a little lost, and asked in a low voice: "Li Hao, do you say I'm beautiful?" ”
Li Hao didn't think about it, "Of course it's beautiful!" Or you have to change your dress up to get out! ”
"So, do you like me?"
"Sister Yue'er, what's wrong with you? Let's get out of town quickly! ”
"No, I want you to tell me first, do you like me or not!"
Li Hao nodded and said, "Of course I like it, with my sister by my side, it's much more fun along the way!" After speaking, she was impatient to ask, and took her hand, "Bring a towel and go to smear the plaster!" ”
Pulled Xue Yue'er to the stove room, mixed the water with the ashes, and blackened Xue Yue'er's beautiful face, this time, Xue Yue'er lowered her head and let him smear it, and didn't tease Li Hao anymore.
Xue Yue'er and Li Hao left the hotel, ran to buy dozens of trowels, wrapped them and rushed out of the city. Originally, I was going to inquire about what was going on in the city, but I didn't expect such a disaster to happen.
Approaching the city gate, Xue Yue'er suddenly pulled Li Hao, and the whole person hid behind Li Hao, "It's not good, someone from my family is here." ”
Li Hao looked over there, and sure enough, it was the martial artist he had seen at the gate of Xue Yue'er's martial arts hall before, who was standing next to the guards guarding the city at this time, looking at the city gate, and scanning the people who entered and exited the city gate.
There were few people coming in and out in the early morning, and they obviously saw Li Hao as well, and one of them hurriedly ran over to this side.
"Ahh Not good, it was discovered! Li Hao screamed, Xue Yue'er couldn't hide anymore, and ran desperately with Li Hao, causing Li Hao to almost fall down several times.
Turning the corner of the street and passing by a grocery store, Li Hao ripped off a wide robe hanging in front of the store, put it on Xue Yue'er, squatted down by himself, and let Xue Yue'er ride on him.
"Sister Yue'er, you put on the mask first. You'll just grin, giggle, and don't say anything! ”
Li Hao put the package and everything in Xue Yue'er's belly, and stood still, and the man from the Xue Family Martial Arts Hall ran over, looking at the fat pregnant woman wearing a face towel in front of him suspiciously, "Hey, have you seen two little children passing over here, the male is as thin as firewood, and the female is a little taller than the man."
The pregnant woman's body trembled a little with fright, and she wanted to turn her face away, but the martial artist tore off her white face and saw that it was a black face with a little pockmark, grinning at herself, but she was a little scared.