Chapter 47: The Vinegar King
The sun rose and shone warmly on people, Lin You walked in front, and Xie Zijin followed behind with a little fart in his arms. One person walks the dog, the other walks the child, the picture is very weird.
Lin You felt sleepy as he walked. He yawned and said, "Let's find a place to sit for a while." I'm so sleepy, so sleepy! ”
Xie Zijin looked around, found a random place to sit down, and saw the child in his arms biting his finger and looking at him, and felt very like.
"I think it's the same lethality of a child of this age as a zombie." After speaking, as if he was afraid that Xie Zijin would not believe it, Lin You patted his chest and promised.
Xie Zijin teased the child on the side and asked, "Why do you say that?" ”
"Look what is the difference between this little kid and a zombie, he has difficulty moving, his head is slow, and his speech is slurred. And the biggest thing they have in common is that they all make me desperate! ”
Lin You's tone was indeed full of despair, the conscience of heaven and earth was the first time she had grown up and was so helpless. But this Xie Zijin has a lot of experience with children.
The child was very quiet in his arms, his eyes like black grapes dripping and rolling, pulling Xie Zijin's sleeves for a while, and tugging at his clothes for a while.
The fleshy little hands were clenched into small fists, and the white and tender face was flushed with a healthy flush, and the only fly in the ointment was that there was a piece of saliva!
"Look at him, where is it as terrible as you say." Xie Zijin handed the child forward, and Lin You subconsciously stepped back.
"Look at it, he doesn't bite, and besides, don't you have to have children in the future?" Xie Zijin said casually, which made the atmosphere suddenly embarrassing.
Have a baby! Lin You's heart was pounding, it had only been a few days, and the issue of having a child was discussed? Won't it be too fast?
Lin You blinked and coughed lightly, "Ahem, that, you hold it, and when Cheng Xi comes back and returns it to him, we will pay it off." ”
Lin You was not the only one who was embarrassed, Xie Zijin's face was rarely red, he looked down at the child in his arms, and stammered: "Well, he... It's good for him to take it back. ”
After Ye Wenwen came back from the incense in the temple, he found that there was an extra child in the family, and asked in surprise: "Whose child is this?" ”
Xie Zijin was playing with Xiaobao on the sofa, and he didn't know how to explain it for a while, did he want to say, "This is the child of a fellow student's relative, and he is going on a date, so it's inconvenient to bring it"?
This explanation is honest, but it is ultimately inappropriate.
Lin You came out of the room holding his rag doll, he was in a very good mood, and greeted him with a smile when he saw Daya Wenwen in the living room. "Mom, do you think this kid is cute?"
Ye Wenwen glanced at it, turned his head and asked again, "Where did it come from?" ”
"My classmate, he has something to do and leave our house for a long time." Lin You explained ambiguously, but fortunately, Ye Wenwen didn't ask too much.
Lin You handed the rag doll to Xie Zijin, and had long forgotten what he had said before.
When Cheng Xi came back in the afternoon, Lin You and Xie Zijin were playing happily at the door with their children, and they all had relieved expressions when they saw Cheng Xi coming back.
Cheng Xi was a little unhappy, and didn't say anything after taking the child, Lin You asked, "How is it?" We're showing you the kids at home, how are you doing? ”
"Don't you dislike Yin Lele? Why do you ask this? Cheng Xi asked rhetorically.
This asks... Delin You had nothing to say, so he could only wave his hand awkwardly, "It's a big New Year, take it back quickly." ”
After a while of playing, Cheng Xi took Xiaobao away, and in order to express his gratitude before leaving, Xiaobao pulled Lin You's clothes and finally kissed him happily.
It's just that Xie Zijin's face on the side suddenly sank, and there was something wrong with his eyes. Cheng Xi is not stupid, he ran away with Xiaobao before Xie Zijin went crazy.
Before turning around, he deliberately said: "Xie Zijin, so you can also be jealous, are you from Shanxi?" ”
Xie Zijin glared at him fiercely, and watched Cheng Xi leave with very "reluctant" eyes. Lin You was still immersed in the kiss that the little kid's conscience discovered, and he didn't know that Xie Zijin beside him even had the heart to kill.
The days passed like this, and before I knew it, it was the start of school again.
Lin You looked at the homework, looked at the calendar again, gritted his teeth and began to write. Not to mention anything else, in the matter of rushing homework, Lin You has never met an opponent.
The desk lamp was on until the second half of the night, Lin You breathed a long sigh of relief after writing the last word, looked at the alarm clock on the side and nodded with satisfaction. "Well, stronger than last time."
But no, the last time I was so busy with homework was last summer, Lin You wrote an essay while shooting mosquitoes, and even the teacher said that her composition was "bloody".
Lin You stretched out his arms, fell on the bed with the doll in his arms, and fell asleep contentedly.
It turns out that Lin You has a bad memory or not enough brain, and there is a reason, thanks to Ye Wenwen.
On the first day of school, other parents get up early to prepare a loving breakfast and everything their children need to start school. But Lin You's mother is amazing, Lin You's face is getting darker and darker as she holds the alarm clock!
At the door of Ye Wenwen's room, Lin You seemed to finally have no patience, and frantically banged on the door and shouted in: "Mom! I'm starting school today!! Mom! I'm starting school today!! ”
Lin You shouted several times in a row, and suddenly heard a "bang" inside, and then there was a squirming movement, and the door opened.
"Go by yourself, don't disturb your mom and me to sleep beautifully!" Ye Wenwen wrapped himself in his pajamas and yawned, handed out two pieces of money, and then closed the door again.
Lin You looked at the money in his hand, then at the closed door, and couldn't help but say, "Mom, what about a parent-teacher conference?" I can't say you don't want to give me a parent-teacher conference, so sleep at home. ”
Lin You knows what his mother is running away from, and the so-called parent-teacher meeting is nothing more than the teacher pouring out all the grievances against the students to the parents.
And with their academic performance and usual performance, they will definitely be listed separately to "praise". Ye Wenwen has a good face, and he is definitely unwilling to hold a parent-teacher conference for himself.
For so many years, every time there is a parent-teacher conference at the beginning of school, Ye Wenwen and Lin You always have a tug-of-war. There is really no way to avoid it, and when there is no escape, Ye Wenwen will reluctantly go to school.
What Ye Wenwen thought was: Alas, the daughter he gave birth to will be spoiled when he cries.
What Lin You thought was: Alas, my mother, no matter how much it is, you don't have to endure it, how can you leave?
Lin You said before going out: "Mom, you have to cherish this opportunity." I did well in school last year, and maybe you'll get a compliment or something this time. Don't miss it, I don't know what the next parent-teacher meeting will be like. ”
Well, you read that right, this is the threat of the red fruit.
In Xie Zijin's words, Lin You is a donkey, if you are strong, let alone ten donkeys, even a hundred donkeys, you can't pull them back.
After more than a month, I went back to school. Lin You looked at the familiar school gate and the landscape trees on both sides, and suddenly felt a special feeling of missing in his heart.
In the next second, he shook his head fiercely to suppress this feeling, thinking of the unfinished test papers and the eyes that could kill people under the teacher's lenses, Lin You shivered solidly.
Lao Li said that this is the flag at half-mast in the second year of high school, and it is the last half of their high school career. As long as you enter the third year of high school, let alone do the test papers, the questions you brush together can circle the earth many, many, many times!
Well, Lin You secretly made up her mind that she must seize the opportunity in the last half of her sophomore year.
"What chance?" Xie Zijin walked beside her with a bicycle, and couldn't help but joke: "Do you seize every opportunity to go to class and sleep, or seize every opportunity to eat and drink?" ”
Lin Youbai glanced at him and said, "Look at the seniors in the third year of high school, yes, Kong Yu is an obvious example." I saw Lu Liu two days ago, tsk, I lost my hair at a young age. ”
She was very emotional in her words, the middle school they studied in has always been famous for devil training, and every student who graduated here has only one sentence after the college entrance examination, "I even survived the third year of high school in the twelfth, what else can I do!?" ”
Although the words may be exaggerated, Lin You usually meets those seniors who are eating noodles and brushing geometry problems in the cafeteria, and cold sweat breaks out on their backs.
Senior year of high school, it's terrible.
Xie Zijin knocked her on the head, "You can save it, we are still half a year away from the third year of high school." If you don't improve your grades in the past six months, you will really suffer in the third year of high school. ”
Lin You was in pain, touched his head and complained: "Oops! Hurt! Why do you keep hitting me on the head? It's not smart enough, and if you keep knocking like this, you'll have to become stupid sooner or later. ”
"You're born stupid, don't look for any other reason." Xie Zijin rubbed her hair again and said dotingly.
Lin You was still about to say something, but suddenly heard someone calling her, and when she looked back, she saw that it was Mo Xin.
Mo Xin cut his hair short, rushed over and hugged Lin You, "Long time no see, I miss you to death." ”
Xie Zijin frowned slightly, and pulled Lin You in front of him. Immediately caused Mo Xin to laugh ambiguously, "Oh, I have long heard my apprentice say that there is a vinegar king between us, who should I be, today I see that it is really worthy of the name!" ”
Vinegar King, this name was given by Cheng Xi, with this winter vacation, as long as he gets close to Lin You and says a few more words, then Xie Zijin's face can be as black as Bao Gong.
Although Mo Xin is thousands of miles away, he knows everything about what is happening in the band. That's the benefit of having an apprentice.
Lin You blushed and looked up at Xie Zijin, who coughed unnaturally and said, "Let's talk, I'll go to the carport to lock the car." ”
"Tut-tut, I've just been out to play for more than a month, and my sworn sister was actually abducted like this. Alas, the world is going down, it's really the world is going down! ”
Mo Xin looked up on her face, and her short hair made her more playful and cute. It's not cute at all.