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War has brought social depression, but it has also brought about a distorted economic boom. People who lack security live in constant fear, and the food and weapons in the bazaar become bestsellers. But there is something different in the market today,......。

A young man walked up to a stall and asked, "Boss, do you have big sunglasses?" ”

"No, it's out of stock!" The stall owner shook his head.

The young man walked to the next stall and asked the same question, "Boss, do you have big sunglasses?" ”

"Is it okay to be small? Imported from the United States. "The boss took out a style.

The young man hurriedly shook his head, "No, no, wearing this will be laughed to death by my friends." ”

So the young man walked to the third one, and before he could speak, the owner of the stall took the initiative to shout: "The new big sunglasses, the same model as the VT-4 commander, are absolutely one-to-one simulation."

Young man, let's have a picture. Believing in Allah and loving Syria absolutely requires it to make you energetic and confident, to have a heroic feeling! ”

The young man was immediately overjoyed, even though this kind of big sunglasses was not a necessity of life, but he still paid several times higher than usual to buy a pair. And wearing such a pair of big sunglasses that covered half of his face, his waist was a little straighter, and his spirit was vivid.

There was an endless stream of people coming to the market to buy big sunglasses, and many young people came to ask for this thing by name, and it must be the same model as the VT-4 commander. If the style is not right, you will buy it for nothing, and you will be laughed to death by your companions when you go back.

And in addition to the sudden sale of large sunglasses, there is another inexplicable thing on the market - the same beard of the VT-4 commander.

That's right, fake beard!

Some young people even shaved their beards and put them on their chins in order to wear such a fake beard. Beards and big sunglasses are now the most popular outfits for young Syrians, and nothing could be more popular.

And what makes these two strange outfits suddenly popular is a copy of the Syrian government's crazy issue of Victory, where the heroic tankmen defeat the Turk invaders, and we vow to bleed the enemy!

There is a large photograph of a VT-4 tank riddled with bullets and smoke from the gunpowder. And on this majestic main battle tank, a man with big sunglasses and a beard shows half of his body on the turret.

If it's just a picture, it's not enough to boil the whole of Syria. But on the outside of the number, the deeds of this tank and the heroic commander were told in exaggerated terms.

The VT-4 tank, which is part of the Iraqi-Syrian coalition, went to the city of Bab to carry out the battle to destroy ISIS armored forces, and successfully destroyed several extremist tanks in the battle. This news is already heartening enough in Syria, which has been tormented by repeated defeats.

But it doesn't end there.

According to Syrian government propaganda, when ISIS forces were eliminated, the despicable native chickens launched an invasion of Syria. The powerful 16th Mechanized Brigade surrounded Bab and launched a sneak attack.

A strong enemy is coming, and there is a dilemma of life and death!

For Syria now, the native chicken is simply an invincible existence that cannot be resisted. It is even more hateful than terrorist groups such as ISIS, after all, if it were not for the local chicken, Syria would not have been so badly scourged.

In the past, the Syrian government army had to retreat in the face of the local army, but this time it is different. It's a big difference!

In the face of the evil and powerful Tuji armored forces, the Iraqi-Syrian coalition forces did not flinch at all. In particular, this VT-4 tank inflicted heavy losses on the invaders. With a rhetorical tone, exaggerated rhetoric, and an exclamatory tone, the extraneous tone describes this battle that will be repeatedly studied by the world.

The heroic commander taught the troops a hard lesson in front of the whole world. The expression of the results of the battle is also extremely exciting--the Iraq-Syrian coalition forces completely annihilated this mechanized brigade of Tuji, and destroyed all the 'Leopard 2NG' tanks that the enemy regarded as treasures!

If text messages weren't shocking enough, the Syrian government has also prepared video news. In the past two days, various Syrian media have repeatedly broadcast videos of the battlefield, and the scenes of the brutal beating of the Tuji armored troops are constantly being replayed.

Seeing the outside of the number, the Syrian people were very skeptical of this news. After all, Syria has really suffered enough and suffered enough in recent years, and the weakness of the government army is recognized. Could such a shocking news suddenly come out of nowhere?

But the video is real, and the news report is repeatedly promoted. What makes Syrians even more ecstatic is that the Western media are also reporting that ISIS has offered a bounty for the life of the crew, and even the local chicken government itself has to admit that it has suffered small, worthless losses in northern Syria.

It turned out that the news was true, so that the whole of Syria was boiling!

After suffering for so many years, there is finally something glamorous!

In the video shot by Zhang Shixin, on the VT-4 that left Bab at high speed was Zhou Qingfeng, who leaned out to check the surrounding situation. And his appearance with big sunglasses and a beard immediately became the standard style of a hero.

The rabbit's Yiwu grasped the business opportunity for the first time and found a way to airlift a batch of unsalable sunglasses to Damascus. As a result, the same sunglasses of the VT-4 commander were immediately sold in Syria, and orders poured in. The trend has even spread from Syria to Iran.

That's right, the Iranian government and military are also hyping up that it is their heroic tank troops who have fought their way out of the encirclement. If you don't believe it, the bearded commander of the VT-4 can testify, it's ours.

So the merchants of Yiwu creatively invented the commodity of false beard, and immediately shipped it to Syria and Iran. The sales situation is at an all-time high. Young people can wear such outfits without eating.

As a result, many parts of the Middle East are full of people with big sunglasses and beards, and sometimes their children are not recognized by their families. But this can't stop the sudden outbreak of fanatical star-chasing behavior in the two countries.

Now no matter what, as long as you have a relationship with the heroic and handsome VT-4 commander, it will definitely be a big hit. For this reason, the propaganda departments of the two countries have to make up some grotesque and absurd stories to satisfy the needs of the people, even if these stories do not stand up to scrutiny, it does not matter, and everyone is happy to accept them anyway.

After all, even the defeat of a mechanized brigade of Tuji has happened, what else will not happen? Even in the more civilized Iran, a strange thing happened, and a large number of young girls strongly demanded to marry the heroic commander, willingly giving him children.

Although the Iranian military said it would not disclose the identity of the heroic commander in order to protect his safety, they received a flood of courtship letters from hot girls. This is simply a deviant and unprecedented first time in the Green Cult world!

Countless girls sent photos of themselves and bold confessions. Correspondingly, Iranian fathers, who have always been old-fashioned and conservative, have said that if they are such a hero, there is no problem in marrying their own daughters, and they can marry as many as they want.

You can even paste it upside down!

Uncle Zhou, do you want a few Persian cats?