Chapter 674: First Chop and Then Play
||->-> Chapter 675 of the text is cut first and then played
Ding Ermiao was stunned, nodded and said:
"Yes, I caught the south gate and was fine, what's wrong? I had no power on my tricycle that day, and I asked him to push it for me, what, do you know him? ”
"Huh? You still told him to give you a cart? Gu Zixuan slapped his forehead and said, "Good buddy, you're playing a little big this time." Do you know who is safe at the South Gate? ”
Ding Ermiao glared and said, "Who is he, you say!" You don't say, I know who he is? ”
I was thinking in my heart, is this South Gate unharmed, or is it some great character? When I caught him myself, I didn't think he was so powerful!
Gu Zixuan stomped his feet and said, "The south gate is unharmed, and it is the brother-in-law of King Qin Guang, the son of the cloudy sky, in the city of Xudu!" ”
it!
Ding Ermiao was petrified when he arrived, and he grabbed the brother-in-law of Yin Tianzi and pushed the cart, this ...... It seems like it's a bit overdone.
Ji Xiao-Wan-Book-Bar-Novel Xiao and Gu Qinglan also changed color at the same time, and Miao Caigu was even more frightened.
"Isn't that right? Could it be the same name? Ding Ermiao thought for a long time and said, "How could King Qin Guang's brother-in-law stay in the world for five hundred years?" ”
Gu Zixuan looked around, suddenly accepted Miao Caigu, and then said in a low voice:
"Where is he stranded in the world, it is clear that he slipped out of the ghost gate. Nanmen is unharmed like me, good at gambling, often losing as pants, and then sneaking back to the world to find some extra money......"
My sun's!
The brother-in-law of the cloudy heaven actually escaped from the ghost gate and disturbed the world?!
"Hahaha......" Ding Ermiao laughed loudly and said, "What will happen if I cut first and then play, destroy the South Gate unharmed, and then go to King Qin Guang to receive merit?" ”
Gu Zixuan waved his hand again and again, and said, "Brother, don't make this joke." In case King Qin Guang is angry with you, it's not fun. I think you still pretend you don't know him and let him go secretly. ”
"Joke, he escaped from prison in the underworld and disturbed the world, and it is my duty to arrest him, why should I let him go?" Ding Ermiao snorted coldly.
"Be a man and leave a line, and we will see each other in the future." Gu Zixuan persuaded bitterly.
Ding Ermiao opened his backpack, took out the paper charm, and released the south gate unharmed.
Who knew that as soon as the south gate was unharmed, after seeing Gu Zixuan, he immediately covered his face.
"Uncle Nanmen?" Gu Zixuan stepped forward and said, "The little god is Gu Zixuan, do you still know each other?" ”
"You're mistaken, I'm not Uncle Nanmen." Nanmen squatted down unharmed, tucked a head into his crotch, and cried out indistinctly.
It seems that this guy knows that he is embarrassed, so he makes this appearance.
Gu Zixuan was stunned for a moment, not knowing what to say.
Ding Ermiao smiled and said, "The south gate is fine, raise your head!" ”
"No, no, no, ......no, no, no, I'm sick and can't see the wind." The south gate continued to cover his face, not daring to see anyone.
"You can't see the wind, can you? I want you to see the wind! Ding Ermiao sneered: "Wait for me to take you to the underworld, find a Yin Tianzi to borrow a little bone scraping yin wind, and blow you for three days and three nights!" ”
The south gate was unharmed, and then he raised his head helplessly, and said with a sad face: "**Teacher, don't." ”
Then he turned his face to look at Gu Zixuan again, and complained: "Gu Zixuan, you don't want to say something good to me, begging Master Ding to let me go?" ”
"Uncle Nanmen, aren't I persuading?" Gu Zixuan hurriedly gave Ding Ermiao a look.
Ding Ermiao turned a blind eye, looked at the south gate and said:
"Old ghost of the South Gate, you dare to be domineering and rob unscrupulously in the world just because you are the brother-in-law of the Yin Tianzi, do you really think that there is no royal law in the underworld? Wait for me to send you to the underworld, and ask the Yin Tianzi to understand. I want to ask him about a crime of not governing the family strictly and governing the country in no way! ”
"Don't, Master Ding......" Nanmen pleaded again and again, and said:
"I sneaked out, and my brother-in-law didn't know either. If I let him know, I will be in a terrible sin. Master Ding, please raise your noble hand, everyone will not look up and look down. In the future, if you go to the underworld to handle a case, I will be at your disposal at any time in the city of Xudu and on the road to Huangquan. ”
Listening to the tone and looking at the face, it seems that Nanmen is safe and afraid of his brother-in-law.
"No way!" Ding Ermiao straightened his face, with a businesslike tone, and said:
"I am the undertaker of the yin and yang, and it is my duty to catch ghosts every time. Besides, it is also a great crime for you to rob in the world, and I can't let you go like this. ”
Gu Zixuan came to intercede again, and said, "Ding Daoyou, I think it's a misunderstanding, it's better to leave it like this, forget it......"
"I want to forget it too, but what about those bitter masters?" Ding Ermiao said with his hands behind his back:
"The little paper money burned in other people's homes was forcibly taken away by the South Gate unharmed, how pitiful should those dead souls be?"
Nanmen Wuxiao hurriedly said: "Master Ding, don't get me wrong, I have always only robbed large families, those poor ghosts, sometimes I take a little help." ”
"Oh? So, you are still a hero who robs the rich and helps the poor? Ding Ermiao borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, turned his face to look at Gu Zixuan, and asked, "Is this so, Gu Dashen?" ”
In fact, as soon as he heard that Nanmen Wuxiao was the brother-in-law of Yin Tianzi, Ding Ermiao wanted to let him go.
But how to put it, there is also learning.
If you let him go directly, he will definitely be arrogant and domineering in the future, and maybe he will find revenge on himself, or sue himself for his black state in front of the cloudy sky.
So Ding Ermiao pretended to be selfless, iron-faced, and pressed him with the law of the underworld first. Now that the crackdown and intimidation are over, it is time to find an opportunity to let him go.
After all, he and Yin Tianzi are relatives, and leaving a favor will be somewhat beneficial to himself in the future.
Gu Zixuan nodded again and again, and said, "Yes, yes, that's it." Rob the rich to help the poor, rob the rich to help the poor. ”
Nanmen Wuxuan was also rubbing his hands on the side, hehe sneered.
Ding Ermiao hesitated for a long time, and then said: "Okay, since the Nanmen brothers are also chivalrous and righteous, then this time, I won't pursue it." Hahaha......"
As he spoke, Ding Ermiao waved his hand and accepted the ghost suppression charm on Nanmen Wuxian's body.
Nanmen was unharmed, and then he breathed a sigh of relief and hugged his fists in thanks.
"Wait, Brother Nanmen, I arrested you this time, and when you go to the underworld in the future, will you hold a grudge in your heart and embarrass me?" Ding Ermiao said.
"How so?" Nanmen Wuxian hurriedly said: "Am I the kind of guy who doesn't distinguish between good and bad wolves?" Don't worry, when you come to the ghost town of Xudu in the future, eat, drink and have fun, everything will be on me! ”
, is this a bribe from Chiguo?
Ding Ermiao smiled slightly, and said in a deep voice: "But ......, people's hearts are separated from their stomachs, and ghost hearts are the most unpredictable." ”
"I swear!"
The south gate was completely anxious, knelt on the ground with a thud, raised his hand to the sky, and said:
"I swear to the gods and Buddhas that I will never dare to be an enemy of Ding Ermiao's ** division in the future, and I will not forget the kindness of ** master to let me go today. If there is a violation, the sky will thunder, the soul will be scattered, and it will never be reborn! ”