Text Chapter 188 Hawaii
Hawaii, a place name that He Shan didn't learn to read the world map when he was a child, and he didn't know where the name was already thunderous, not to yearn for Hawaii, but to simply think that this place name was good.
When I grew up, I slowly learned that Hawaii is an archipelago in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, a place with sunny beaches and waves and coconut palms for the rich to go on vacation.
What is it like to be raised by a rich woman, He Shan feels like a doll, unable to resist being played with by his master.
Diana wasn't that perverted, she was just a scruffy swinger in a different outfit.
"How long are you going to look at me like this?" He Shan couldn't stand being watched by others all the time with bright eyes.
"What the hell have you been hit with before, or have you become a vagabond?" Diana had a straw in her mouth, and she didn't know when she finished drinking the drink in her cup.
Before he changed his style, He Shan himself exuded an uninhibited temperament, and after changing into a casual suit, he immediately became a jade tree in the wind. It's not that boys can't have long hair, but like He Shan, who naturally ties a ponytail at will, and his sideburns flutter with the sea breeze, with a pair of depressed eyes. Everything made the woman in the open-air dining room take her eyes off him again.
He Shandu drank the third glass of beer, and when he saw that Diana's classmate hadn't yet made the appointment, he asked, "Haven't your classmates arrived yet, call to urge you?" Otherwise, I'll ask the waiter to serve the food. ”
"Oh, good,...... Well! Diana wanted to pull out her phone and call it, but as soon as she looked up, she saw her classmates standing in the distance and waved, "Devrin!" Here, here! ”
Along with Devrien is her husband Ian, and after the four of them sit down and get to know each other, it's basically two women who are comparing themselves to each other, and neither wants to let their men be compared.
After touting her career, it was her turn to have hobbies, and then to food, clothing, housing and transportation in life, and in the end, Develyn, who was steadily overpowered by Diana, had no choice but to launch a personal attack.
"Tell me He Shan, why did you choose a woman ten years older than you, with your capital, you should be able to find a better one."
He Shan glanced at Diana, who was smiling but hiding a knife in her smile, and replied, "I like red hair." ”
"Her hair was dyed, and the color of her hair was brown when she was in college." Devrien smugly shook her blonde hair.
The most poisonous woman's heart, He Shan's foot was kicked by Diana's high heels, he thought for a while, "Eh, she has very white skin." ”
"I'm whiter than it!" Devrien stretched out her fair and slender arms directly.
"I like her character."
"It's the standard American girl."
“…… I like Boda. This is Diana's only advantage, although it is a little difficult to say it in public, but He Shan was forced to say it helplessly. Look at how Devrien wants to compare, could it be that Diana's breasts are bulging?
Devrien wasn't stupid enough to say such a thing, she looked down at her breasts, and then looked up at Diana's pair of big waves that were about to run out and were speechless.
But Devlin didn't give up, and she didn't know why her eyes were so good, and with a random glance, she was given another good college sister, Catherine. and Sandler, who pretended to be a husband and wife with her and accompanied her two children to Hawaii for a vacation.
The reason why Catherine and Sandler pretend to be husband and wife is because Sandler likes to use the story of a married man and a sad marriage to go to the bar to cheat. How can there be a reason not to get your shoes wet when you often walk by the river, who knows that this time I lied and lied, forgot to use the identity of a married man, and also moved a little affection for the woman, plus I was found afterwards A prop that was used to cheat the cannon, the wedding ring. Mistaken for a married scumbag.
The girl's name is Palmer, and her profession and personality are the same as April, who is a first-grade teacher at Ho Shanzai.
So Sandler had to ask Catherine, an assistant in his plastic surgery hospital, to be his wife to prove that the two were going to divorce and that he was not a scumbag.
But who knew that Catherine leaked her mouth and revealed that she had two children, and Palmer was also a strange person, so she had plans to be a stepmother. Eventually, it became the story of Sandler bringing his wife and girlfriend to Hawaii with two oil bottles.
"Tut-tut, my Catherine has been divorced and a single mother for a long time, why did a husband suddenly come out." Diana whispered in her ear.
He Shantou said: "Both of us are fake husbands and wives, can't people also find a fake husband?" ”
"It's also fake!" Diana's eyes widened and she exclaimed.
"Fake? What a fake! Devrien said confusedly.
Catherine looked at Diana with a sad expression.
Seeing that everyone was staring at the two of them, He Shan reminded in embarrassment: "Don't make a fuss, just pretend not to know." ”
"No, I mean, plastic surgery is, it's fake." Diana explained awkwardly.
"Phew, I'm so scared to death by you!" Catherine breathed a sigh of relief, and then Diana was followed by her husband, who was not her own, and this time she understood what was going on.
This is good, the three women have a play, and it has become endless, and they agreed to fight again on a later day.
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"Get up and go swimming with me. We Develyn and the others have agreed to wait in the pool. At noon the next day, Diana woke up He Shan, who had fallen asleep with a wine bottle last night.
He Shan lit a cigarette, looked at Diana who was fully armed and dressed up, and said angrily: "You're not going to swim, you're showing off your swimsuit and figure." ”
Diana was wearing too revealing today, and she was already slightly chubby and plump, and she didn't know that she was squeezing into a deep V swimsuit that was one size shorter.
He Shan reached out and touched Diana's lower abdomen, "You're not afraid of squeezing the swimsuit as soon as you get out of the water?" ”
Diana lifted a pair of huge waves on her chest, "Don't worry, as long as you don't make too many movements, you won't run out if you don't go into the water."
I spoke to Catherine privately last night, and we're going to join forces against Devrien. ”
"Then I won't go, the second freshman, you can crush her to death." He Shan finished teasing and fell asleep anew.
"Smack!" Diana patted He Shan's buttocks, then carefully climbed onto the bed and straddled his waist, "There is something that I need your help with." ”
"What's the matter?"
"Catherine's fake husband has brought a girlfriend, she doesn't know what is going on on our side yet, we need you to greet her."
"Greetings?" He Shan was puzzled and asked, "Be specific." ”
"Just lure her away, don't let her appear in front of the three of us women at the same time, otherwise Catherine's play will not continue, and she will be ridiculed by Devrien for the rest of her life. As for how to greet her, it's your business, if only you could beckon her to bed. ”
Comedy, this is the world of comedy. He Shan slept like this in his heart.
Sandler's girlfriend Palmer is simply a copy of April, not only is she an elementary school teacher by profession, but she is also extremely similar in stature, a typical Yanmar.
On the edge of the pool in the hotel, He Shan was very perfunctory helping Diana apply sunscreen, thinking about why he was here, thinking about how he was good, how he became a little white face for no reason, and maybe he would become a cowherd later!
"Isn't my ass warped?" Diana asked, leaning back on her sun lounger and leaning on her elbows.
"Ah, yes." He Shan didn't listen at all.
"Let's change positions, don't keep pressing your hands on your buttocks." Diana saw that He Shan was absent-minded, so she grabbed He Shan's greasy paws, and then untied the swimsuit rope around her neck, untied it, and lay comfortably on the sun lounger.
"Uh, I'm sorry." He Shan saw that half of the bottle of sun oil was squeezed out by himself and used on Diana's buttocks, so he awkwardly transferred it to her back.