Chapter 145 Drink and talk happily
The big man raised his head and smiled, turned around and walked out of Cuiyun Tower! As soon as he turned around, Han Sanbian's eyes lit up, isn't this big man just bearded? How did he end up here? So Han Sanbian shouted loudly in the crowd: "Brother Wang, is it you?" ”。
Xiao Yun was just about to leave Cuiyun Tower, when he heard someone shouting to him in the crowd, he turned his head and recognized Han Sanbian, so he put Xiao Yun off his shoulders and asked Han Sanbian, "Brother Han, why are you here?" ”。
Han Sanbian walked up to the bearded man, took his hand and said, "Brother Wang, are you okay after so many years?" ”。
The bearded man smiled: "What's so bad?" The brothers are all making do with life, and it would be nice to have enough to eat! By the way, I forgot to introduce you to ......! ”。 As he spoke, he pulled Xiaoyun over and said to Han Sanbian, "This is your sister-in-law, her name is Xiaoyun!" ”。 Then, he turned to Xiaoyun and said, "He is my brother, and the two of us had a fateful friendship back then......!" ”。
Xiaoyun is not only beautiful, but also knowledgeable, quite a lady's demeanor, she bent her knees to Han Sanbian and gave a salute, and said prettyly: "Xiaoyun is polite!" ”。 Han San smiled and said, "Sister-in-law is serious!" ”。
The bearded man laughed, grabbed Han Sanbian and said, "Brother is happy today, let's go...... Let's have a few drinks! ”。
Han Sanbian reminded the bearded man and said, "Brother Wang, you just robbed someone in Cuiyun Tower, how dare you stay in the town to drink?" Aren't you afraid that they will come and arrest you? ”。
The bearded man glared at him and said, "I'm afraid of them!" As for their hairy people, Lao Tzu shot one at a time, which is not enough for me to stuff my teeth...... Brother Han, don't be afraid, everything has my brother and me, I promise that you and Xiaoyun will not suffer! ”。
Han San saw him slap his chest loudly, and he couldn't say anything more, so he followed the beard all the way swaggering forward! When the people of the town saw the three of them, they all closed their doors one after another, like a god of pestilence!
He didn't care about the beard, he just opened his shirt, revealing his chest hair, he rubbed his chest hair, and asked Han Sanbian and said, "I said brother, what's wrong with them?" Why are we all like ghosts? Lao Tzu shot a lantern just now, and he's not a fucking human! ”。
The three of them came to a restaurant in a blink of an eye, and when they opened their eyes with their beards, they saw that there were four wine banners hanging at the door of the restaurant! The bearded man raised his eyebrows, and said loudly to Han Sanbian: "This is it!" ”。
Han Sanbian then asked the beard, why is this restaurant hanging four guises? The bearded man laughed at Han Sanbian's loneliness, and he hadn't eaten anything good! Then tell Han Sanbian that there are banners hanging at the doors of the restaurants all over the world this day, but there are no restrictions, there are one, two, and three or four, and a banner hanging at the door is an ordinary small shop! If there are three guises outside, it will be a big restaurant that can make a full banquet of the Han Dynasty and a large restaurant with dishes from the north and south! It's terrible to dare to hang four guises, which shows that the chef in the restaurant is skilled, and there is no dish in the world that he can't cook......!
Han Sanbian suddenly realized, only then did he know that there was so much knowledge on this disguise! The three of them lifted the curtain and walked into the restaurant, and when they went in, the restaurant was empty, and the three of them couldn't help but be surprised! The bearded man saw that the table next to him kept shaking, so he lifted the table and pulled out a guy from underneath!
The guy who ran the hall was pulled out from under the table by his beard, sifted through chaff, and said with a sad face: "Uncle, what are you eating?" ”。
The bearded man asked curiously: "You kid is not outside to greet guests, why did you get under the table?" ”。
The guy trembled and said, "Uncle, the little one...... The little one catches mice under the table! ”。
The beard let go of the runner and asked, "Where is your boss?" Aren't you going to buy and sell? ”。
The guy calmed down at this time, and shouted into the counter, "Boss, here is the guest!" After a while, a fat head poked out of the counter and said, "Oh my mother, I didn't know where the gun was fired just now, I thought it was fighting again!" ”。
The fat boss who was covered in fat walked out from behind the counter tremblingly, and the fat on his body was turbulent with every step he took! This boss has a strong Shandong accent, and before he came to them, he complained to them that the market is not very peaceful, and the business is not easy to do! I don't know which turtle bastard fired two shots just now, scaring away all the people on the street, isn't this to make us stick our necks and wait for death? ”。
Han Sanbian almost didn't laugh out loud, he peeked at his beard and found that he was drooping a pair of eyelids, and there was no reaction! The fat boss poured hot tea for the three of them while beckoning the young man to go outside and see what was going on!
Then he said to the three of them, "It's a misfortune that you're here, our chef in charge of the spoon was sick two days ago, and he can't serve you anymore!" The bearded man stomped his foot on the chair and said arrogantly: "Your chefs are all sick, why are there still four guigns hanging outside?" Do you believe that Lao Tzu ripped off all your pretenses? ”。
The boss smiled and said, "Uncle, don't be impatient, although our chef here is sick, isn't there me yet?" I'm here to serve you, you don't like it! ”。
The bearded man nodded and said, "That's okay, you like this, first bring us a plate of dragon liver and phoenix marrow to taste!" ”。
Han Sanbian was taken aback, thinking to himself, Brother Wang, isn't this sincere and embarrassing? How can there be any dragon liver and phoenix marrow in this world? And even if there were, who would? I suddenly remembered that this fat boss like Sixi Pills inadvertently scolded the beard just now, but I didn't expect him to wait here!
When the boss heard that they wanted to eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow, his face twitched, he smashed his fat lips, and said in embarrassment: "Uncle, if you come two days early, you will say that it is dragon liver and phoenix marrow, even if it is some other novelty, it will be fine!" ”。
When Han Sanbian heard this, he was even more surprised, he didn't expect that there was really such a dish as dragon liver and phoenix marrow in this world! Where will the bearded man listen to him? I overturned the table and was about to go under the guise of the store! Where is the fat boss willing to follow, stop the beard and don't let him pull it!
Han Sanbian knew that the pretense in this restaurant was the face of the master's family, and the guise of picking up other people's pretenses was not worthy of beating people's ears in public, and if they didn't get it right, they would kill people! Xiaoyun was knowledgeable, and when he saw that his beard was a little too much, he said to the fat boss: "Boss! You don't pay attention to him, we don't eat any dragon liver and phoenix marrow today, you just serve us a few plates of exquisite side dishes, and we will leave after eating! ”。
The boss retreated, and in a short time he rectified a table of dishes, and the three of them saw that the dishes were really neat, worthy of a big restaurant with four guises! Han Sanbian and Luo Beard pushed the cup and changed the lamp, and drank drunk, Han Sanbian took advantage of the wine to ask Luo Beard what was going on just now? The bearded man said, just now the old bustard sat on the ground and raised the price, and she added 20% of the price code before Xiaoyunren went out, do you think I can not be angry? If it weren't for Xiaoyun's face, Lao Tzu would have burned his bird tower at that time!
The beard raised his neck, poured a sip of wine, and asked Han Sanbian with a drunken voice, "Brother, have you avenged your great revenge?" ”。
Han Sanbian shook his head, his expression gloomy! The bearded man hurriedly asked what was going on? Han Sanbian then told him about Liu Futang's situation! The bearded man said that he had also heard of such a person, and it was indeed troublesome to move him, but it was not impossible!
Han San hurriedly asked him what he could do? The beard wiped his mouth and said, "I heard that he is a glass, and he likes handsome young men the most, I think we can use some brains in this regard!" ”。
Han Sanbian was taken aback and asked, "Why did Liu Futang become glass?" ”。
The bearded man clicked his mouth, took a bite of food and said, "I don't know about this, I heard others say that he seems to have been geldinged by a woman!" ”。
Han Sanbian was curious: "He has become a eunuch, why does that bullshit Overseer value him so much?" ”。
He said with a beard: "Brother, do you not understand or are you pretending to be confused with me?" ”。
Han Sanbian was puzzled: "What's wrong?" ”。
The bearded man patted Han Sanbian on the shoulder affectionately and said, "What is the most important thing in this time of chaos in the world?" ”。
He saw that Han Sanbian couldn't answer, so he sprayed wine and said, "It's a gun!" Whoever has a gun will say it as a goddamn decree! But where do the guns come from? ”。
Han Sanbian asked, "Where did the gun come from?" ”。
The beard was a little drunk, he shook his head, burped, and said with a big tongue, "Fool! Of course I bought it! Liu Futang has gold in his hand, which can sell weapons, and of course the Overseers look up to him! Don't you understand such a simple truth? ”。
Xiaoyun saw that Luo Beard drank a little too much, so he persuaded him not to drink anymore, where was Luo Beard willing to listen to Xiao Yun's words? He said to Xiaoyun that Lao Tzu would be fine even if he drank ten more bowls! Xiao Yun smiled helplessly, and the jade step on her bun swayed with a pleasant crisp sound when she shook it!
At this time, the three of them heard a commotion behind the store, as if someone was fighting! The three of them were puzzled, and looked into the store, only to see the restaurant owner who looked like a four-happiness ball, running out of the back of the store in a panic, spreading his hands while running, and shouting: "Stop him......!" Stop him......! ”。
Han Sanbian looked at it from a distance, and thought that there was a meat ball rolling in! I was just about to beckon everyone to take a look, but I found that behind the meat ball, a bad old man with an apron ran out! The old man had a scruffy beard, stared at a pair of blood-red eyes, screamed in his mouth, and white foam dripping down the corners of his mouth!
The old man was murderous, holding a cold and shining kitchen knife in his hand, and shouted loudly while chopping indiscriminately: "Die, you demon, I see where you ...... escape!" ”。