This time, I am really dead!

Zhao Laosan's face was sad, he shouted blankly, and kept kowtowing, the heart that still held a little hope seemed to fall into a bottomless abyss, constantly sinking, the limit of fear, endless fear.

The thin-faced man between the three of them was stunned when he heard this, he didn't expect that the round-faced junior sister would cut off someone's head as soon as she made a sound, as if the unlucky Zhao Laosan hadn't committed the big crime of killing his head. Shaking his head with a wry smile, the thin-faced man persuaded in a somewhat dull tone: "Cough, junior sister, although this person has made a mistake and offended his junior sister, he will not be guilty of death, so he will be spared and punished a little to set an example." ”

Then the man leaned over and whispered a few words.

I didn't expect that it was not the somewhat generous guard officer in front of him who persuaded him, but it might be the prince's appearance later, Zhao Laosan's kowtow action was slightly stunned, his head kowtowed in mid-air and did not fall, nor did he retract, as if he had been hit by the immobilization method, and stopped the action in front of him like a wood carving.

The anger on the round-faced woman's angry face decreased slightly, and she muttered in a helpless whisper: "Okay, listen to Senior Brother, then don't cut off your head!" ”

Suddenly, she straightened up on horseback and said in a loud voice: "But the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped, so let's hit two hundred boards!" ”

"Gong Xie...... The grace of Childe and Miss not to kill! ”

Zhao Laosan trembled, reacted, propped his hands on the ground, turned around on the cold stone slab like a turtle, and only then did he kowtow to the three people who he had regarded as robbers before, and secretly sighed in his heart that his life was preserved.

"Ahh

The other guards wore iron helmets and didn't think anything of it, Zhao Laosan turned around, his forehead had become bloodstained, bloody, unspeakably tragic and ugly, the round-faced woman was startled, unconsciously tightened the reins, and took a few steps back.

"Haha......"

"Poof!"

The thin-faced man and woman behind him didn't have the slightest look of fright, and couldn't help laughing. This series of farces made the thin-faced man laugh heartily, and there were not many times when he could feel happier than today. The slightly ugly-looking senior sister beside him couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle, how did it look like everyone's beautiful movements, and when combined with her ugly face, it looked a little incongruous.

And the three-grade guard officer with a generous face opened his thick lips, and at this time he looked at his beloved junior, showing a knowing smile.

"Damn! You are not allowed to laugh at me! ”

After the round-faced woman was surprised, she heard the laughter of her junior brother and senior sister, paused for a moment, and couldn't help pouting, pretending to be angry and angry, and a cheerful smile was already on her face. In the end, I couldn't help it, and I also pursed my lips and chuckled.

Hearing their laughter, although Zhao Laosan and the other guards had bitter mouths, they put down a lot of the stone in their hearts. Although he and the others made them angry, for the sake of making them laugh, he gritted his teeth and survived hundreds of boards, so don't mention any dismissal.

Zhao Laosan and the other guards paused for a moment, followed by kowtowing, and their movements became a little lighter. But as soon as this action became lighter, the nervous feeling relaxed, and the pain on the forehead came, whether he wore a helmet or not, he couldn't help but grin in pain and inhale.

The thin-faced man laughed for a moment, and suddenly found that some fleeing city-goers in front of him were surrounding him again, so he quickly put away his smile and persuaded: "Senior sister, these two hundred boards may kill people, and the hundred boards are also a little heavier. ”

The round-faced woman vented a lot of anger at this time, she was very lazy and comfortable, and gently said to the thin-faced man: "It can make the junior brother happy, and they can be regarded as making a mistake, so according to the junior brother, their punishment will be reduced." ”

The guards who had escaped death kowtowed even more when they heard this beautiful voice like a fairy sound, and their hearts were even more grateful to this thin-faced man who held the power of their life and death, and suddenly felt that he was even kinder than the great good man in the city. Although he did not reduce all their guilt, they felt that this thin-faced man was still no worse than the bodhisattvas in the temple.

The round-faced woman glared at Zhao Laosan, put away her smile, and suddenly looked cold, and said: "But everyone else can be exempted, but this Zhao Laosan still has to play two hundred boards, otherwise it will be difficult to eliminate the hatred in my heart!" ”

The thin-faced man shrugged his shoulders, smiled wryly with the long-faced senior sister and the guard officer who rushed over, and shook his head helplessly.

Zhao Laosan's heart chuckled like a drum, Mu Ran for a moment, but still kowtowed and thanked him, and knew in his heart that this might be the princess's round-faced woman who hated her for laughing at her before, and it was impossible to exempt these two hundred boards, just begging that he had no other old guilt.

The round-faced woman patted her forehead, remembered the young guards who escaped from the battle, and said to the guard officer: "By the way, don't let go of those guards who escaped, they also have to hit a hundred boards!" ”

This time, not only those guards were unexpected, but also Zhao Laosan, who had to suffer two hundred big boards, followed by some crying and laughing, and the corners of his mouth were also with a wry smile, lined with the blood on his forehead, it looked so weird.

And the city's citizens who were bold enough to watch showed a hearty smile. Although he was taken aback by Zhao Laosan before, he was definitely happier than watching these usually fierce and vicious guards eating deflated boards than picking up a few copper coins on the road.

The three riders in front of him remained motionless in front of the city gate, and they had previously felt like fierce thieves who robbed homes and houses, but now they became so kind and simple. I didn't even think that Zhao Laosan just molested the people's daughter, it was originally just a small crime of beating 30 boards, and it was a felony to be sentenced to a punishment of 200 boards, but it was supposed to be like this, and the law and decree of the county order in the hall of the big county government, and even the imperial edict was unquestionable.

"Let's go!"

Seeing that there were more and more onlookers in front of him, the thin-faced man restrained his smile and said to the guard officer who rushed over: "Senior brother, this punishment will bother you to supervise, let's wait for you in the restaurant." ”

"Don't worry, you must strictly follow the laws of your junior sister, and you won't let your junior sister down!"

The guard officer who came over grinned and nodded, and added: "Guo Liang Wine Shop, the table closest to the window, must have been served." ”

The round-faced woman nodded imperceptibly, without saying a word, no longer looking at the several guards kneeling on the bluestone slab in front of her, and the thin-faced man with a cold face slowly rode into the city.

The onlookers in front of them were like flowing water, instantly giving way to the middle road, as if they were originally the warriors who had come to welcome the triumphant return and the heroes who eliminated harm for the people.

"Is there anything else you want to get out of town?"

The guard officer looked at the crowd of onlookers and suddenly spoke. In an instant, there were many people in shabby clothes, and they rushed out of the city gate with their own things. The vast majority of the rest of the people still stayed to watch the good show, because they didn't think there was anything wrong with watching such a scene and spending more money on staying in the hotel.

As no one left the city, the guard officer ordered the city gate to be closed, and then drank the order, and then walked forward, and rushed to the county government with these guards with their heads drooping, and there was no one behind to guard the city gate, nor did he look at the guards behind, as if he did not believe that they dared to take the opportunity to slip away, nor did he believe that anyone dared to open the city gate and go out at this time.

Behind the guards, there was a group of guards, and behind the guards was a group of onlookers, and the more and more they gathered, the group of people chirped, and went to the county office, which was no different from the usual trial of what Jiangyang thieves, it was definitely a posture to judge the crime of murder, although their team of guards would not sentence the death penalty of killing the head at this time.

Up to this point, the young guards who had rushed back to report had not brought anyone over, as if they had not reported at all.

The thin-faced man and the two senior sisters said goodbye to the guard officer who greeted them, and went directly to the restaurant he was looking for before, Guo Liang Wine Shop.

The restaurant is not very big, nor is it luxurious, in this town where they are too lazy to remember the name, it definitely does not belong to the first restaurant, just an ordinary restaurant. However, the food in this restaurant is not too bad, and the dishes they order are not too much, but they are all carefully selected dishes, enough to eat and eat them all. Don't waste it, this is the latest criterion of the slim-faced son, his round-faced senior sister has slowly adapted, and acts according to his criteria, as long as he is happy, he is happy, she is happy, and the relationship between the two is not disguised.

If the older sister with a long face is like a real sister, she is like a naughty and naughty little sister, but she is still the kind of ghostly and clever, although she is not young now, estimated to be close to thirty. The children of the rivers and lakes are old, walking outside will be more difficult than being pampered at home, and the torture of the years will be faster.

Fortunately, people in the rivers and lakes have all kinds of internal strength secrets, and many of them have the effect of prolonging life when practiced, otherwise they are like ordinary villagers who are reckless and fierce with others, today you beat me twice, I will slash you, and it is definitely not the way to immortality.

But people walk on the rivers and lakes, but they have to take care of everything, the road is tired, and they have to be careful from time to time, and it is rare to be happy, just like the thin-faced middle-aged man who drinks in this wine shop, just now he saw a farce staged for him outside the city gate, and it is rare to laugh, but at this moment he is borrowing wine to drown his sorrows, and on his face full of wind and dust, a pair of blank eyes seem to have a disappointed disappointment that cannot be concealed, and the sadness that is deeply condensed into his bones.

A small celadon wine glass in his right hand hung empty on his lips, and the bright red wine in it had already been drunk by him, and the strong aroma of juice remained on the side of the glass, but he forgot to add wine, not knowing what he was thinking. Next to a pair of jet-black chopsticks and chopsticks, a small bowl of various dishes with no heat was piled up there, so that the two senior sisters with long faces and round faces could not add, and it was impossible to stuff it directly into his mouth, after all, there was a small wine glass in the middle, not to mention that he would not necessarily eat it if he was forced to stuff it.

His two not very beautiful senior sisters looked at him very gently at this time, and they didn't even move anything to the wine and food in front of them, their brows were slightly locked, and although the sigh did not exist, it also had such a meaning.

"Little drunkard brother, why are you in a daze there again? Anyway, you should also move some wine and food, you said that you can't waste the wine and food, at this time the food is almost cold, what are you still in a daze? ”

The round-faced woman looked at the thin-faced man a little uncomfortably, where was there still a little bit of cunning naughty eyes before, looking at him in a daze, only to be in a daze, she pushed the man's arm coquettishly, pulled down his hand holding the wine glass, and the other hand held a piece of green vegetables and really stuffed it directly into his mouth like feeding a child.

Before the thin-faced man could react, the long-faced woman sitting on his right side frowned slightly, stretched out for a moment, gently exhaled a breath of turbidity, and looked at the two with a smile, but with some chagrin.

The thin-faced man instinctively shrank back slightly, and then habitually opened his mouth to gently swallow this piece of greens, the action was so natural, he didn't even look at what kind of dish was stuffed into him, it is estimated that he didn't even hear what he said just now. However, when he stepped back, his originally blank eyes regained some of his brilliance, and while chewing on this piece of green vegetables, he smiled at the two of them and said: "

The thin-faced man began to gobble up, and at this time, the two women who did not move the chopsticks also started to move together. Their movements are much quieter than those of thin-faced men, and they don't match their appearance at all, and they feel a bit like they are doing the same. But they don't care so much, as long as the thin-faced man can gobble up like this, and eat and drink in a hurry, they are extremely happy.

Unconsciously, he had eaten most of the nine pots of vegetables, with a bowl of rice and a pot of wine. And the two women have already stopped chopsticks for a long time, and they are really full.

The thin-faced man shrunk his neck as if he was a little overwhelmed, like a duck in the river swallowing a larger fish and forcibly swallowing it. Stroked the bulging lower abdomen, the thin-faced man looked at the two senior sisters who were staring at him with smiling faces, staring at the pot of white and greasy fat pork on the table that had not been touched at all, and his face became extremely ugly. Twisting his neck with difficulty, he looked at the dim street outside the wine shop, retracted his eyes with a disappointed face, looked at the two senior sisters who were not beautiful, and said with a smile: "Well, this senior brother will come back to eat, it's not a waste, it's not a waste!" ”

After speaking, the thin-faced man wanted to retreat violently as if he had met a wild beast, but sadly found that one of his arms had been dragged into the hands of the long-faced senior sister at some point, rubbing gently, and the delicate movements seemed to be caressing a piece of jade.

"Senior brother, I'm so sleepy, my whole body is paralyzed, can you bear to let me wait here? Even if you don't know pity, let your senior brother eat this leftovers, you have to be considerate of your weak senior sister, right? ”

This tone is so sweet and greasy and glutinous, so crisp that people's bones are soft like piles of cotton flowers, fluttering like fairies, you can imagine what a wonderful and charming woman, with thousands of manners telling her heartfelt feelings.

However, this premise must be under the premise of not seeing the woman who made the sound, and at this time, the shopkeeper couldn't help but shudder, and he didn't know how many goosebumps had fallen.

It's good that it wasn't the more ugly long-faced woman who said it! The shopkeeper secretly stroked his chest, secretly comforting his little liver when he had been injured for a long time. And those vulgar men and shopkeepers didn't feel it, but couldn't help laughing.

A big square-faced man in a coarse cloth thick shirt, covered with oil and sweat, his whole face was like the bottom of a hot pot, and the square face with the pungent smell of wine staggered to stand up on the wine table, with the help of wine gall, regardless of whether the three people in front of him were characters in the rivers and lakes, a slightly black and wide calloused palm was raised, and the short and thick round fingers were raised obliquely, pointing directly at the round-faced woman, and said drunkly: "Little, little girl, to, to, come to my brother's side, like, like you, such a charming woman, only, as long as you accompany ......"