Text Chapter 68 Ninety-two Heavy Tank
The two of them saw an iron-shelled monster in the distance, and they thought badly, these dead corpses don't know how to deal with it, why is there an iron guy again? Isn't this intended to make people look good? This is really a roof leak that happened to rain overnight, and the boat was late and encountered a ...... of the headwind!
Just when the two of them were full of suspicion, they saw that the iron-shelled monster suddenly lit up two headlights, and the snowy light hit the bodies of Li Yuanchao and Guo Jiefang, and the two of them couldn't open their eyes! Guo Jiefang put up a pergola, against the light, and vaguely saw that the iron-hulled monster that "boomed" over turned out to be a Type 92 heavy tank that the Japanese army had equipped in the war of aggression against China!
Guo Jiefang clenched the handle of the knife and shouted into the tank: "Who are you?" “。
The tank came to a slow stop, and the hatch creaked open from inside, and a man came out of the tank. Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao stood on the carriage of the train, and they were shaken by the two headlights of the tank, and they couldn't see the man's face clearly. Just as he was about to speak, he heard the man say happily: "Lao Guo, why are you with glasses?" I'm going to find you! ”。
Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao glanced at each other, and thought to themselves, how can this voice look like Niu Jianjun? Li Yuanchao coughed and asked, "On the other side, which part of you are, please report your name!" ”。
The man on the other side was stunned for a moment and asked, "What is your name?" Lao Tzu is Niu Jianjun, you can't hear it? Don't talk nonsense, you guys quickly move down from above, it's not going to be easy to do when it's too late! ”。
Guo Jiefang asked the man to turn off the headlights on the tank, and the man shouted into the tank, and the two headlights went out immediately. Only then did Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao see clearly that the person on the tank was indeed Niu Jianjun!
At this time, the corpses had already begun to move in the direction of the tank, and with a short effort, they had already surrounded the tank in a dense turn, and then they swarmed and climbed onto the tank! Niu Jianjun held the edge of the cabin in one hand and a hundred-style submachine gun in the other, swept down several dead bodies that had crawled in front of him, and then shouted at Li Yuanchao and Guo Jiefang: "Why the fuck did you provoke these living Hades? His grandmother's Lao Tzu has no grievances with you, what kind of life are you playing with Lao Tzu? ”。 Before he finished speaking, the hatch was closed again with a "bang"!
Dead bodies crawled all over the tank and buried the tank underneath! When Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao saw this, they couldn't help but change color in horror, and they thought to themselves, this time even Niu Jianjun and Liu Lili wanted to go out!
Fortunately, Guo Jiefang and the train car they were in had no grip on all sides, and it was not easy for those dead bodies to climb onto the roof of the car, so the three of them had no worries about their lives for a while, but it was not a long-term solution to sit in this place, what should they do? Huang Yaju's body was getting hotter and hotter, her cheeks were crimson, and she was thirsty, but Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao didn't have a kettle on their bodies, and there were dead corpses underneath, so it was impossible to go down to find water to drink. Huang Yaju's eyes were closed, as if she was enduring great pain, her teeth were clenched, Guo Jiefang was afraid that she would bite her tongue, so he quickly stuffed a piece of wood into her mouth.
When the two saw Huang Yaju like this, they couldn't help but feel worried, and discussed with each other how to save Huang Yaju? Li Yuanchao said that his fourth aunt would give people a way to exorcise ghosts. Guo Jiefang asked him how the fourth aunt helped people exorcise ghosts? Although we don't know anything about this, haven't we ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run? As long as you follow your fourth aunt's method, maybe you can really save Huang Yaju from waking up?
Li Yuanchao said to Guo Jiefang, although what you said is not bad, but there is neither yellow paper nor peachwood sword here, how easy is it to catch ghosts with bare hands? Besides, this evil ghost attached to Huang Yaju's body has extraordinary power, even if my fourth aunt goes out in person, it may not be its opponent, let alone us laymen who don't know anything!
As soon as Guo Jiefang heard that this road would not work, he discussed with Li Yuanchao again, he heard that this filthy thing can also drive away evil spirits and avoid ghosts, why don't we take out some dirty things and wipe them on Huang Yaju's face, maybe Huang Yaju will be blessed all over the sky, and the evil ghosts on her body will be forced out?
The two of them rushed to the doctor, knowing that this trick might not be easy to use, but seeing Huang Yaju's high fever and dying, they were ready to give it a try! But on the top of this train carriage, where do you find the filth? This made Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao sad, and after holding it for a long time, Guo Jiefang slapped his head and said, "Don't we have these things ourselves?" Glasses, you untie your pants ......! ”。
Li Yuanchao was startled and asked, "Why did you ask me to untie my pants?" ”。
Guo Jiefang said: "Of course you saved Huang Yaju?" ”。
Li Yuanchao said strangely: "Could it be that if I unfastened my pants, Huang Yaju would be saved?" ”。
Guo Jiefang said: "Glasses, where do you want to go?" I asked you to unzip your pants and soak your urine on Lao Huang's face, maybe Lao Huang might wake up! ”。
Li Yuanchao nervously covered his crotch and said, "No, someone can't pee when they see me!" ”。
Guo Jiefang waved his hand and said: "You lie to you, I will never peek, now it's okay!" ”。
Li Yuanchao cried, shook his head again, and said, "I can't sprinkle ...... Huang Yaju's face!" ”。
Guo Jiefang complained: "Why are you so troublesome? Don't you look at what the situation is now? ...... the picky? ”。 While Guo Jiefang spoke, he took off his coat, handed it to Li Yuanchao and said, "Sprinkle it on the clothes, and then screw it on Lao Huang's face!" ”。
Li Yuanchao took the clothes and muttered, "Lao Guo, this is not good!" If Huang Yaju wakes up, she will definitely not let go of our ......! ”。
Guo Jiefang said impatiently: "You can do whatever you want, what is so much nonsense?" If Lao Huang blames you, you will say that I forced you to do it! ”。
Li Yuanchao reluctantly turned his back, unbuttoned his trousers, sprinkled a soak of hot urine on Guo Jiefang's clothes, and pinched his nose to bring the clothes back. The two of them grabbed the corner of the clothes and twisted them hard, and the urine on the clothes dripped onto Huang Yaju's flushed face.
After drenching the urine, the two squatted beside Huang Yaju, hoping that the rain that fell from the sky could wake up Huang Yaju, but it backfired, Huang Yaju not only did not wake up, but burned even more! Guo Jiefang saw that it was not possible to go on like this, so he slapped his thigh again and said: "Since it is not possible to pee, I think we can only use the last move, if this trick has not worked, then we can only ask the Bodhisattva for blessing!" ”。
Li Yuanchao asked Guo Jiefang, what is your last move? Guo Jiefang said, you have peed all this pee, and it's not bad to soak, you go over there to pull a soak of, let's find a way to wipe it on Lao Huang's face! Li Yuanchaokai said that he would not do anything, and vowed to draw a line with Guo Jiefang! But under Guo Jiefang's repeated coercion and temptation, he finally had to succumb to his obscenity, walked to the edge of the carriage, squatted down to relieve his hands, and Guo Jiefang held a knife to guard against the sudden attack of the dead body!
After a long time, he couldn't solve it, Guo Jiefang urged Li Yuanchao to hurry up, Li Yuanchao said that the environment was not suitable, and he couldn't help it! Guo Jiefang asked, then how can you solve it? Li Yuanchao said that he usually had to recite a mantra silently before relieving his hands, but this time he forgot it for a while because he was in a hurry!
Guo Jiefang said angrily: "Then why don't you hurry up and read it?" ”。
Li Yuanchao then read: "Feet across the banks of the Yellow River, holding secret documents in hand, machine gun fire in front, artillery ......fire in the back!" ”。
Guo Jiefang asked: "Is there any?" ”。
Li Yuanchao said: "There is...... Pregnant...... It's coming out soon! ”。
At this critical juncture, the tank that was overwhelmed by dead bodies suddenly started again, the tank engine let out an earth-shattering roar, and the turret spun wildly, throwing all the dead bodies that had climbed onto the turret off the tank. The tank roared forward, like a crazy steel monster, and everything that stood in its way was swept into the tracks, and it was instantly crushed into powder! The tank turned on its headlights and rammed at the dead corpses, repeatedly crushing, and for a while, the corpses were all over the place, and the tank actually ran out a bloody road in this group of dead corpses!
Then the tank stopped under the compartment, the hatch opened, several grenades were thrown from it, and the hatch closed again with a "clang"! Those grenades, sizzling and emitting green smoke, rolled into the crowd of dead bodies......!
Guo Jiefang saw that the grenade was about to explode, and hurriedly flew down Li Yuanchao, and shouted at the same time: "Be careful! ”。
Li Yuanchao's face was full of consternation, and before he could come to hurriedly put on his pants, he was pressed to the ground by Guo Jiefang, and then after several flashes, there was a violent explosion sound from the "boom", and in an instant, the fireworks were blurred, a piece of gunsmoke, and the explosion knocked down the dead body, and there were broken limbs and burning flames flying all over the sky!
The hatch was opened again, and Niu Jianjun came out of it and shouted: "Lao Guo, jump up quickly, I will cover you!" ”。 With that, he crawled out of the tank and fired fiercely at the dead corpses on one side and threw grenades at the other!
Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao were overjoyed, and hurriedly got up to carry Huang Yaju, and found that Huang Yaju had woken up, and the fever on her body had subsided. Huang Yaju turned over and sat up and asked, "What's wrong with me?" Then, she wiped her face, licked her lips, frowned, and said, "What does this smell like?" So stinky? ”。
Guo Jiefang and Li Yuanchao hurriedly helped her up and said, "Don't ask, it's important to run for your life ......!" ”。
After finishing speaking, he took Huang Yaju and jumped onto the tank, at this time, dead corpses swarmed from all directions, Niu Jianjun couldn't stop the frenzy of dead corpses, and shouted loudly while desperately strafing: "Lao Guo, hurry up, Lao Tzu can't stop it!" ”。
Guo Jiefang first stuffed Huang Yaju into the tank, turned around and slashed a dead body that pounced on him, and turned around to see that Li Yuanchao had also entered the tank safely, so he shouted to Niu Jianjun: "Niu Fatty, you go in quickly, I am here!" ”。
Niu Jianjun shot a point, exploded the head of a dead corpse, and kicked it off the tank with a flying kick, retreated to the hatch and said, "You be careful, I'll go down first!" ”。
Guo Jiefang waved the "Nine Shells" in his hand and said, "You just have to go down, I am here!" ”。