In the past few days, I have been very comfortable at home, and I have been so unfilial to the second old man for a few days.

Woken up in his sleep by a bell: "Hey." ”

"Oh, why don't you say hello to me when you're back!" An unfamiliar voice could be heard as being made by a man.

I was so upset that I disturbed my sleep and didn't say dirty words: "You're that bastard!" Quote your name. ”

"I can't even hear my voice, I'm the brother who sleeps on your top bunk...... Do you remember my ......" and sang.

"Okay, shut up! It turns out that you are a fool! I sat up yawning, and I remember that, but this guy wasn't a good bird, and I only remembered the second in the dormitory, and his name was ...... Forget it, I threw it in the toilet a long time ago.

"How do you talk to my brother! Can you pay attention to your words, old turtle. He said with a vengeance.

I was at the bottom of the dormitory, because my temper was smelly and hard, like an old turtle that hadn't changed the water for a long time, so I got my name, and I don't know which bastard named me, and the case is still unsolved.

"What's the matter with me?" I asked.

"I can't look for you if there's nothing to do, what are you doing now?" He asked.

"Sleep."

"I'm talking about work."

What should I call my job, secrecy can't be too ostentatious, but it can't be too faded either: "CEO of the relocation group." ”

A disdainful voice came from the other side: "Damn! A moving company says so high. Just tell me how much money you have a month, right? ”

I'm really disgusted with raising wages, and the two of them will ask about the salary directly after greeting each other, as if you are as good as you are higher than me...... Ay! Maybe everyone thinks so.

"Less than 100,000."

"Don't be useless, a hundred yuan is less than a hundred thousand." An impatient voice came.

"You're looking for me to ask me how much I drive!" I replied even more impatiently.

"No, you can participate in the class reunion in the past two days!"

Reunion! Damn, I'm almost forgetting what my classmates look like, and for an otaku I am very reluctant to participate in this kind of occasion, it's nothing more than some high-minded talk, full of cigarettes and alcohol, the gap between the rich and the poor, and other topics, I don't bother to think about it, but Lao Tzu is not the same as before.

"Where, when, how many." I blurted out a barrage of questions.

"At six o'clock tomorrow night, Wangfu Building, Golden Hall, there are a total of thirty people, counting you a total of thirty-one, and the AA system is 2,000 yuan per person."

After he finished speaking, I felt very bad, this is obviously a fucking place to show off your wealth, and it's a waste to eat tens of thousands of yuan for a meal, hey! Zhumen's wine and meat stink, there are frozen bones on the road, forget it, don't be hypocritical, anyway, the money is not mine.

"OK, see you tomorrow night." After saying that, I didn't wait for the other party to speak, then I hung up.

'Tomorrow night, just dress up and watch them play!' Anyway, we are not on the same level, there is a saying that invisible B is the most deadly. Thinking about it, I fell asleep again.

At five o'clock in the afternoon of the next day, four people drove me to the door of the hotel in two cars, and the diamond hall next door had been booked by me, because these four guys wanted to protect me, and it was better to place it next door, or wouldn't it be embarrassing for others to pretend to be B.

I walked in in a tracksuit, and the welcome led me into the Gold Room, where the four guys staggered in for a while.

As soon as the waiter opened the door, the waiter was greeted by me, and I was slightly embarrassed in the big hall. All right! Preconceived, I found a place at random and did it, and I didn't care what the guest of honor was, and the first time I went to a high-end hotel to consume, how could I care about so many rules!

"Give me a drawer of buns to pad the bottom first." I said to the waiter.

The waiter said to me very politely, I'm sorry sir, we don't have buns here, can you serve you some snacks?

I made an OK gesture and said, "Hurry up, I'm really hungry."

She turned on the screen and pointed to the snack on it and said, Sir, please order.

I said very chicly: "Give me a portion, just remember that the small portion is enough for me to eat." One of the benefits of eating is that we don't waste it, and we don't care about extravagance.

A 'good' order was placed quickly, and the commission should be a lot when she looks happy.

Ten minutes to start all up" a total of eighteen kinds, all of them are on the list, please use it slowly. ", very appetizing and beautiful, but I forgot to ask the price just now: "How much is it in total." ”

"It's a total of 1888 yuan.". As soon as she finished speaking, I shuddered! Is this an integer? So auspicious. Damn, it's not because of the price, it's because I've never eaten anything this expensive.

Put it in your mouth and wow! This soft and glutinous is sweet and sweet, and when I was happy to eat, seven or eight people came in at the door, a group of old men, who didn't have an appetite for what I had eaten, and continued to eat.

These guys came over and patted me on the shoulder: "I rely on a full foodie, I can really make it,". "I'm going to be hungry if I came so early." You don't have to eat more for the first time when you worry about it! ”。“ This food, this quality, what are you doing now! ”……

The sound of 'buzzing' like flies is incessant.

I filled my mouth with the last piece of pastry with my hand, and wiped my hands with a nearby person's suit, and the other tie also wiped my mouth in front of me, which was much more advanced than a napkin.

I took a sip of tea, rinsed my mouth, and swallowed it directly. I didn't pay attention to the shouting and scolding of the group of people next to me.

Depend on! I also pointed at my brother with a cigar! I want to die! I grabbed it with my hand, and you said you didn't smoke it!

The waiter really had the eyesight to light it directly for me, and the smoke swirled in his mouth and came out again. 'Cough' twice, too TM choked.

"My Brazilian cigars! Depend on! Who told you to point to me! Took two puffs and threw it over, who the fuck is rare!

Drinking tea, a group of beautiful ladies came in, and familiar faces appeared in front of them one by one, just names? Flipping through my memories and searching...... I've had a lot of sexual immorality, but I've forgotten it.

"Hello." Most of them said hello to me and walked straight to the side of a group of men, only a few plainly dressed people did it next to me, and several of us should be the most social, but there is still a common topic, that is, the former school days.

'Who's going to be with whom, who's being bullied by whom, who's going to be mischievous,......' The good times are vivid, and we laugh happily.

A group of bright and glamorous, a group of simple and sincere, like two social classes, the eldest brother and the second brother in the dormitory arrived as scheduled, we hugged each other, although we didn't see each other for a good year, but at least some emotions were still there.

"How's old Gada doing!" The eldest brother asked. The second brother slipped through the cracks and said, "The CEO is just moving, haha!" ”

Everyone was captivated by his voice and laughed. I'm still unmoved: "Every day is very fulfilling. How are you, I heard that the mix is good. ”。

The eldest brother smiled: "It's okay." With that, we found a place to sit down.

Close to me and whispered: "The key is that your sister-in-law is powerful!" I just eat soft rice, seeing that the watch is not hundreds of thousands, your sister-in-law specially asked me to bring it Don't embarrass her, brother, it's not easy for me to live! But brother, if you have a difficulty, tell your brother that it's no problem to take out hundreds of thousands, and it's no problem to come to work in my brother's company. ”

I handed it over without thinking.

When my eldest brother saw my mobile phone, he was immediately stunned: "Grass! There's no boot button, what are you doing! After saying that, he threw it over again and asked me to save his mobile phone number.

The second child looked at the phone and said, "Miscellaneous cards!" Haven't seen it. Promise! Put away your business card, if you have something to deduct your second brother, there is no other ability to do at least some trivial things can be done. ", you can see a fart in the global limited edition of this mobile phone!

I looked at the business card 'Sweat Blood' BMW Ltd. Chairman XXX', "Selling cars? He looked at the second child with doubt.

He gestured to my eyes, and I grabbed them quickly. The eldest brother patted me and asked the second elder to go over and go with them.

"He's the company that runs the business for people, and he has some connections at the top. It should be okay in this province. I haven't seen each other for so many years, and I'm married. ”

I shook my head, and he patted me on the shoulder seriously: "Don't hurry and take your time, women can't do it and men can't do it!" If you can't do it, you can still hold it with your left hand! After saying that, he couldn't help but laugh.

I gestured with a middle finger and was just as rambling as before.

"How does it feel to get married!" I asked, "It's hard to put into words, people are at peace with themselves, and people do whatever they want." Every day is like singing, wrapped in heavy makeup, and resting after removing makeup. Tired! ”

Everyone has their own hardships, don't complain. "You found it all yourself." I said calmly. The eldest brother smiled and didn't explain, and said to me to go and say hello to the other side. I nodded.

I sat on a chair and watched their laughter, hypocrisy and sincerity, as if I was in a movie theater, quietly watching their performances.

"The waiter brought me a pot of tea." I whispered, afraid I would miss every pronunciation. The waiter came up to me and said, "Sir, do you want a new pot of tea?"

I nodded: "I want good tea." ”。

"Sir, can you see 1888 yuan a pot?" After she finished speaking, I trembled again, my grass is so expensive: "Come on a pot." In the box of cigarettes. ”。

"Is it okay to have a box of Supreme XX for 1000 yuan?" The waiter looked at me with a sincere expression.

I nodded, and said that pretending to die fast was fast! It seems that yes, I spent almost 5,000 yuan on this great effort. Thanks to my brother's money, it was for nothing, otherwise it would be worrying to death.

The speed of this service is fast, and the coffee table next to the seat is moved to put an ashtray and a purple sand teapot, and I pour tea and light cigarettes, and it feels good to be rich.

The smoke is filled, the tea is fragrant, and the scenery is not intoxicating, and everyone is drunk...... Damn smoke a few puffs of cigarettes made my head a little dizzy, and the two brothers chatted and sat down with me.

"I'm rubbing! This smoke is good! I've only seen it before, but I've never smoked it, so I'll light one for my brother. "The second brother's shameless posture came up again. handed one to the two of them. The three of them spit clouds and mist here.

"It's past six o'clock, why haven't the people arrived yet!" I asked.

"The old three won't come, it's too far, and the rest are important people." The second child spat out a smoke ring and said.

The door finally opened as we finished our cigarettes, and two men and two women walked in in pairs.

I stared at the bodies of the two beauties, the skin was fair, the breasts were full, the delicate face was sexy, the lips were sensual, the long skirt with a long slit set off the tall figure, and the four beautiful long legs made me want to look twice.

The second brother scolded me: "Pay attention, all the harazi are flowing out." ”

I retracted, "There are two who are not in our class!" Why don't you be impressed! ”

The eldest brother explained to me that a rich second generation takes a class flower, and an official second generation takes a school flower, understand?

It's none of my business, take a second look now.

The four of us greeted us politely, and we didn't even say sorry when we were late.

"Please take a seat!" The rich second generation said. Depend on! Anti-customer-oriented. My seat is actually occupied by someone, look at you as a gentleman, forget it, let me change the chair!

Sitting at the table, he talked a bunch of useless nonsense, and the dishes came up one by one, and the beautiful tableware and flower arrangements set off the delicious dishes. At this time, I didn't hear anything around me, only the aroma of the dishes.

The second brother kicked me twice, and I was very dissatisfied, and said, "What are you doing?" I glanced at the second brother's expression for a week, and everyone looked at me with strange expressions at this time.

"I've never seen such a beautiful dish, and I'm smiling when I see it." I hurriedly explained, and I could see that they were more disgusted.

"Tell me about yourself!" The rich second generation said.

"Aren't they all classmates? Introduce a bird! I said with a big grin.

"I don't know you yet!" The rich second generation pointed to the school flower and said politely to me. Since people are so polite to me, I can't see the outside, and after a quick introduction, I was asked to introduce my career, after all, they are all classmates who need to help me in the future.

"CEO of the Relocation Group." When I finished speaking, the expected thing happened, and the room burst into laughter, except for me, who sat down awkwardly, what was funny, really.

"This classmate is so humorous, the next classmate continues." After introducing them one by one, the dishes are also ready.

The liquor is poured in turn, it is so fragrant! This kind of high-end wine used to be only able to see, looking at the wine glass and remembering my father, by the way, I went back to get him a box, in order to support me in the past, I drank some cheap food, but now I can drink it well.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this first glass of wine is a toast to our lost youth." The second generation of the official said. "Dry ......" a group of echoed voices.

"A second glass of wine is a toast to a bright future for us." The rich second generation continued. "Dry ......" continues to echo.

"This third glass of wine wishes our family and friends good health and prosperity." The second generation of the official finally said. "Dry ......," finally chimed in.

Damn, this is liquor not water, after I poured down, I began to move freely, this toast and that toast, the polite words are never endless, I am bored to listen to, anyway, it has nothing to do with me, they are all mixed with toasting and drinking, and I eat food alone.

"Come on, brother, go with my brother." Big brother said. I directly shirked it: "I'm drinking when I'm full, so it doesn't hurt my stomach." The eldest brother knew my temper, he never ate and never drank, he shook his head and walked away.

On the desktop, it can be described as a whirlwind, why are you looking at me? I don't eat it and complain about me, isn't it just a little bold? I'm not everyone's girlfriend, what are you doing?

I wiped my mouth with a disdainful look and a look of surprise, what the hell are you doing so far away from me, there's a napkin. I guess they were all scared by me, and the eldest brother and the second brother were quite far away, as if they didn't know me. I raised my glass to them, 'one,' and the two guys didn't bother to dodge me. Depend on! Is it so scary?

Why doesn't it smell of alcohol? It turns out that it's tea, can't you drink tea in a red wine glass? It's really rare and weird.

They are over three rounds of wine, I have five flavors of food, and the food is very appetizing. Ran to the side to continue drinking tea and smoking: "The waiter is coming to the pot for good tea." ”

"1888 yuan ......" by ! You can't help but raise the price. The tea is cold, and of course a new pot of tea is coming.

Wine has been inherited in the land of China for a long time, and over time it has formed a culture, which has played an important and glorious role on the wine table. It is true that it is a means of contacting friendship, but it is not so much an exchange of interests.

After drinking, the world is full of variety, drunk and laughing. Everyone laughed at me for being drunk, and I laughed at everyone for being too tired.

An ordinary-looking girl walked over: "I really envy you! ”

I was puzzled and asked, "Really?" I think so too. The two chatted eloquently, talking about everything about family, career and life, and she gave me the feeling of being an old friend who had forgotten his old friends.

"Sometimes I care too much about what other people think, and I am very tired of living. You're looking very open. I hope you keep it up. I disagree with her thoughts: "Everyone is tired, with a brain that fantasizes all day long, but never with that strong heart, your life is destined to be bleak." It's not someone else's turn to call the shots in your own affairs. ”

"Perhaps!" She walked away from me quietly.

The second brother came over and took my cigarettes away, and turned over my body by the way: "If you haven't been getting a few boxes of these cigarettes, it looks like it's grade." I said OK I'll bring it to you later.

Called the waiter over: "Five more boxes of cigarettes, the same as the one just now." Happily, he ran to get a cigarette for me. Leave a box and give the rest to the second brother, let's smoke it! It's going to cost money anyway.

Taking advantage of the toilet, I asked for a few bottles of aged liquor: "Eight thousand and one bottles will be this, and six bottles will come." He took the liquor and threw it to the private room next door. I'll take it home in a moment.

After drinking too much, I started to ink, endlessly. Don't look at the time either! Said to a few more honest classmates, let's go! Let them drink first! A few guys are still honest......

"You go first! We're waiting, and after a while they've drunk too much and won't be able to go back. ”

"It's not good to just leave! What if there is an event in a while! ”

"Then you spend it here! I withdrew. "Just turned around after saying that." Wait for me. Said the girl who had a good temper with me.

"Are you just going to go and say hello to them?" After the girl finished speaking, she pointed to the crowd of people who were shouting and shouting on the other side.

"Can people see me when I greet a transparent person? If you want to contact yourself, you will have a phone number, but if you don't want to contact you, give him a mobile phone and he won't call you. Let's go! I'll send you back. With that, he walked out.

The girl in the car stared at me: "The moving company still has bodyguards?" ”

"Hmmm! Any questions? I quietly watched the night scene outside.

“？？ Isn't that a question for me? She was stunned.

"These are not bodyguards, to be honest I hired them, I wanted to pretend to be one! It's a pity that they didn't give it a chance. ”

"You can wait for them to finish drinking before they come out!"

"It's going to cost you more money after the time, but fortunately, I can give you a ride without spending it in vain." I said with a smile.

The girl smiled, "Thank you, even though you hired it." ”

"It's okay! I will send you no thanks next time I have the opportunity. I joked.

"Oh, you said! I remember, I'm going home, let's go back early! When you get home, remember to send me a message to say you're safe. She said happily, pushing open the door and watching us leave.

The car continues to run ...... I hope you don't cry when you check out, Brother Guang almost spent 60,000 yuan, what do you want to do so much! Ah! it! I didn't pay for the AA system. I hope the second brother can forgive me...... Turn it off and go to bed tomorrow!

In my sleep, a group of people shouted for my life, and I woke up tired after running all night, looking at the time to return to the base.

The booted phone shows countless missed calls, full screen of messages. It seems that there are quite a few people who criticize me. also sent a circle of friends to scold! , Let you scold you for deliberately using microrobots to shoot a lot of upskirt scenery yesterday, this time your mobile phones are black, there is a big riot, wahaha! Replace all of your posts on Moments, as well as boobs! ……

Go to work, you guys mess up!

Message: I'm sorry I forgot to send you a message yesterday, next time I have the opportunity to invite you to dinner, my vacation is over, I took an early flight and left bye-bye, I wish you a smooth work.